Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

What is it like to be stuck in time and sprint like crazy?

The race between speed and time is perfectly interpreted by Duan Ming.

In the end, man can conquer nature.

Even though he was suddenly thrown into the silent settlement space, the triple soprano still seemed to surround his ears in three dimensions.

There's really nothing we can do against them.

Duan Ming gasped for breath and calmed down for a while, then slowly and leisurely took out his clothes from the boundary stone space and started to put them on, while looking at the settlement evaluation this time.

[Copy Name: Ping An Taxi]

[Copy Difficulty: D Level]

[Dungeon mission: Become a glorious taxi driver. Get at least 50 positive reviews within the time limit. If you receive negative reviews, 10 positive reviews will be offset and deducted. 】

[Name: Duan Ming]

[Task completion: 173 positive comments received. 】

[Complete the final hidden mission of Ping An Taxi]

[Comprehensive evaluation: S] (Hidden tasks are not included in the score)

[Reward: 1, ghost energy +5000]

【2, Really fragrant rice × 3】

【3. Extraordinarily precious toilet seat】

[True fragrant rice: a special food that can change the principle. After eating it, the target will behave completely contrary to the original idea, lasting three minutes. 】

【Exceptionally precious toilet seat】

【Disaster level】

[Explanation: A special type of weapon originated from the home of a strong man and was washed away by powerful ghost energy over time. Its efficacy is unparalleled and it is particularly convenient for flushing the toilet. Of course, if ghost energy is filled into it, a super powerful suction force will be generated at the opening. In the full state, even the peak disaster level cannot resist this force. 】

The pants were halfway worn, and in an instant, a familiar thing appeared in Duan Ming's hand, a rough small wooden stick with a big red rubber trumpet stuck at the top.

Doesn’t it mean that the chance of getting item rewards during settlement is very small? Return two at a time.

Is it possible that the higher the rating, the greater the chance?

A disaster-level weapon. This is the highest-level reward I have ever received, right?

Finally, there is someone who can do it... what the hell! ! !

Duan Ming angrily sucked the toilet to the ground and threw it hard.

The labor and management are wise and powerful, holding a toilet to suck and fight with others?

I don’t want to lose face! ! !

Damn it, why are the weapons awarded to me so weird?

I want a fire ax!

I want a butcher knife!

I want a big sniper! ! !

The settlement time was ten minutes, and for the rest of the time, Duan Ming just stared at the toilet on the ground with his hands on his hips, secretly reflecting on what evil things he had done to be targeted like this.

Finally come to a conclusion.

He is a man of noble character.

And at the same time when Duan Ming was introspecting, Guancai Community was in the Guancai Community.

The fortune teller stood in front of the window with his hands behind his back, looking at the small square below.

Not long ago, Chen Feng and others had just become transparent and left the mysterious world. Now only Qin Wei and others were left who gathered to say goodbye. They talked for a while and then dispersed, and the community returned to its former peace.

"Are you nervous?" Bu Wenren looked back and said calmly.

There was silence in the darkness behind him for a while, and then the voice of the ghost in the mirror came out: "Nervous."

"Well, you are crucial to future plans, but this is always an unavoidable part of your fate. From now on, your fate will be cut off and blurred. I was very confused before, but now I understand, 豼It is inevitable that I will meet Duan Ming again at that point in the future, and I cannot predict whether he will be alive or dead."

"I...I understand."

Wenwen Ren: "You don't have to worry too much. Han Lingling is currently hiding under the Blood Red Hotel in the North Territory and has also obtained the key prop. Everything is under plan. As long as everything operates properly, it should... not happen. There’s a big problem.”

"It's always the variable of life."

The ghost in the mirror raised his head in shock.

This was the first time he heard an uncertain tone from his husband.

The most important thing is that I don't know if he heard it wrong. The last sentence seemed to be trembling in his voice.

Not the scared kind.

But excitement.

…

In the real world, in the room where Team 157 collectively entered, a green fist-sized stone appeared as a virtual shadow, floating in the air and slowly rising and falling.

After a while, the four figures slowly turned from virtual to real.

After their bodies were completely solidified, Chen Feng and the trio looked at each other. After the disaster, their eyes became even more excited.

Although Duan Ming used money to arrange for the property owners and property owners of Guancai Community to help him get 50 positive reviews, as the "leader of a gang", this identity will still have some effect, and Qin Wei will cause trouble behind his back. Li often fanned the flames, and Duan Ming's positive reviews reached 173.

As for the cars of Chen Feng and others who were arranged together, they also received this benefit by the way. I believe the number is also very different.

All four members of the group received S-level evaluations. This time, 157 made a lot of money.

There was only Duan Ming who was unhappy at the scene.

But in an instant, an even more ominous premonition arose in my heart.

Meng Qian is going to take out the reward items to show off.

Again!

Do you believe it or not that I cried on the spot?

He pressed down the other person's hand urgently and said with a serious face: "What are you doing? You don't want to see where this place is? Do you understand the principle of not revealing your wealth?"

Meng Qian was stunned.

This is the Weird Investigation Bureau, and besides, there are only four of us. What is there to reveal or not? There is clearly information in the boundary stone record, so why shouldn’t we reveal it?

However, the long-term shared experience almost gave him a blind trust in Duan Ming. Although he didn't know the reason, he obediently stopped what he was doing.

Duan Ming breathed a sigh of relief, and his pressing hand turned to tapping twice: "Good boy, everyone will go to my house in a while, and I will prepare you a sumptuous meal to reward you."

"∑(O_O;)"×3

Chen Feng: "Ahem~ Well, as the captain, I have to report on the situation of this dungeon later. You go ahead."

As soon as he finished speaking, the panic in Xu Haoran's expression instantly turned serious, and then said: "Boss Chen Feng, I am recording all the precautions and various information about the copy of Ping An Taxi. I will go there with you."

Chen Feng immediately stared at him, then quietly glanced at Duan Ming, and said tentatively: "Okay?"

Meng Qian was so anxious now that he scratched his head and scratched his head for a long time but couldn't come up with anything.

Seeing Duan Ming's face getting darker and darker, he hunched his shoulders and said weakly: "I made an appointment with the doctor for circumcision..."

Duan Ming narrowed his eyes: "The ghost aura reward just now can at least make you reach the middle level of the fierce ghost level, right? Are you sure that an ordinary scalpel can circumcise you? In this way, when I meet the doctor ghost next time, I asked him to perform this operation on you, otherwise you will be stabbed in the hospital bed for a long time without being able to cut it off, and you will be the only one who suffers."

"Let's go home with me. I'm telling you, I was already planning something when I was in the Secret Realm. I have new tricks that will shock you for a whole year."

When he talked about cooking, his eyes sparkled with excitement again, he enthusiastically put his arm around Meng Qian's shoulders and walked out the door.

As for Chen Feng and the other two, let’s just say they were not lucky enough, but the reason was more legitimate.

Chen Feng and Xu Haoran, who were behind, looked at each other and breathed a long sigh of relief at the same time. The joy in their eyes was worse than before.

The four of them left the room and parted ways at the top of the stairs. Meng Qian wanted to work harder, but finally melted into Duan Ming's ferocious passion.

(;`)

I will definitely be able to make normal meals this time.

I will definitely be able to make normal meals this time.

I will definitely be able to make normal meals this time.

All he could do was pray to God.

But God ignored him, Luo Yulong did.

"Yeah? Duan Ming? What a coincidence, you have just come back from the treacherous world?"

A door not far ahead opened, revealing Luo Yulong's little head, and then he quickly came forward.

Duan Ming glanced doubtfully.

Have they also entered the mysterious world?

Looking at this energetic guy, he should have gained quite a bit.

That's the image. It's a bit miserable.

Almost no part of Luo Yulong's clothes was intact, especially his lower body. An entire trouser leg was missing. The exposed skin was full of hideous wounds, stained bright red, and there was a fishy smell in the air.

Zhou Xiangfu behind him looked a little better. Apart from the blood fountain on his head, he didn't have many wounds on his body. Perhaps it was related to the automatic recovery of ghost energy. At this time, there were two wounds surrounded by black energy, and the skin and flesh were slowly opening to the naked eye. heal.

But what he cared more about was the valuable knight's costume. He looked nervously at the holes in the clothes, his eyes filled with distress.

Duan Ming nodded: "You guys went in too?"

"Well, I'm two days behind you, and the harvest is pretty good. I got a B+ rating, hey." Luo Yulong said somewhat smugly.

Duan Ming and Meng Qian looked at each other.

Forget it, let’s not attack him for now.

Duan Ming took out "a cardiotonic pill" and stabbed Luo Yulong with a confused look in his eyes. Then he calmly used the time jump to return to the original state and put it away.

"What are you doing?" Luo Yulong touched the place where the needle was inserted, and his expression suddenly changed.

I saw that the shocking lines on his legs were healing as before at a rapid speed, which was more than twice as fast as Zhou Xingfu's ghost energy healing.

"Duan Ming, have you turned into a wet nurse?" he asked with wide eyes.

"Why do you care so much? After all, it's just an acquaintance."

Duan Ming obviously didn't want to dwell too much on this topic, so he looked around and immediately changed the topic.

"Yeah? Where's that follower of yours, Wang Tao?"

Luo Yulong: "Wang Tao, he is amazing now. Let me tell you, he..."

"I'm here!"

A powerful voice interrupted Luo Yulong, and then Wang Tao's figure slowly emerged from the room.

It's really slow.

It took nearly ten seconds just to get out from behind the door.

TNND, where did you get this pretentiousness from?

Duan Ming squinted his eyes and looked at Luo Yulong beside him. The latter's Adam's apple rolled, his expression was stiff and he did not dare to turn his face.

Wang Tao turned around and stood still, his mouth formed a Nike, and his deep nostrils were raised high.

"Long time no see, my old classmate."

Duan Ming: "It's only a few days."

"Uh..." Wang Tao's expression changed slightly, but he quickly calmed down and continued to grin at the corners of his mouth.

"Don't think that I am still the same person as before. I will leave it here today. From now on, I, Wang Tao, will be the leader among the new generation of deceivers."

Duan Ming looks like a subway grandpa looking at his cell phone.

"Okay, okay, you are number one, you are number one, are you happy?"

Wang Tao only felt that he punched the cotton with a powerful punch, and all the forced words he had originally expected were blocked in his throat, making him extremely uncomfortable.

"snort!"

He snorted coldly, shook his non-existent sleeves and turned away angrily.

After a while, Fan Jian and the others also walked out of the room, checked their direction, ignored Duan Ming, and trotted towards Wang Tao's back. Judging from this posture, there seemed to be some attentiveness.

When a few people disappeared around the corner, Meng Qian finally couldn't help but poked Luo Yulong: "Master Luo, what's going on? Why can't I understand? Everyone seems to be fawning over the newcomer."

"No, I can't bear the title of "Sir" now. With Duan Ming, why do you worry about not finding the contracted ghost? We will all be colleagues in the Trickster Association in the future. You don't have to be so polite. Just call me handsome guy. ”

Meng Qian: "..."

Duan Ming: "..."

Luo Yulong did not feel ashamed and continued: "As for Wang Tao, he has gained a lot this time. To be precise, it should be his contracted ghost. Although his mission evaluation in this copy is not high, but in In the mysterious world, the one in their family accidentally obtained a mysterious energy. Although the ghost energy has not improved much and is still at the level of a fierce ghost, his strength has made a qualitative leap. Even Captain Fan Jian in his prime state is unbeatable. If not Wang Tao's own strength is a bit weak, and he can even push through this dungeon mission by himself."

Meng Qian: "Oh? Mysterious energy? Suppressing Fan Jian? Pushing the dungeon? Then he does have the arrogance. I'm afraid he will be cultivated as a seed player, right?"

"Who says it's not the case? That's what Captain Fan Jian meant, but..." Luo Yulong took a deep look at the corner where several people disappeared, with a hint of worry in his expression, "I don't know if it's my illusion, I always feel After the strength of Wang Tao's contracted ghost increased, it seemed to be full of hostility all the time, especially when facing off against Captain Fan Jian. If Wang Tao's ghost spirit hadn't been out of control, Captain Fan Jian would most likely have been killed on the spot."

"Hey~ so scary?" Meng Qian shrank his shoulders in fear.

"Eh? Duan Ming, what's your expression?"

Duan Ming's expression at this time was complicated, ranging from confusion to shock, or that was the expression after Wang Tao turned around.

"Oh, it's nothing." He shook his head and asked Luo Yulong casually, "By the way, what copy did you enter this time?"

Speaking of this, Luo Yulong became excited: "It's Lingcheng. It is said that this is one of the nine cities in the mysterious world. You don't know that there is such a large city in the mysterious world. If it weren't for the people walking on the road, All kinds of weird things made me feel like I was in a magical city."

"oh."

Duan Ming responded lightly, and then patted Meng Qian standing aside.

"Okay, you go ahead and get busy, we should leave."

"Well, I'll go over there and call Chen Feng and the others in two days and let's get together."

Ever since he saw Duan Ming's methods, Luo Yulong couldn't pretend to be in front of him at all, but he took off his disguise and was relatively easy to get along with.

Duan Ming: "It's okay. Come to my house in a few days and I'll cook for you."

"No problem, let's go."

It wasn't until Luo Yulong left completely that Meng Qian came up and asked quietly, "Did you discover something?"

Duan Ming still shook his head.

"It's nothing, don't worry."

He couldn't tell Meng Qian.

Under habitual investigation, Wang Tao's wretched ghost accidentally obtained...

But the blue energy inside the glowing ghost.