Mr. Cat in Luo Tianyi's family can't get up

Luo Tianyi swore that she was not a pig.

"Who said, you throw the beef to the pig, you can see if the pig will eat it, if you faint in the pigsty, the pig may eat you."

Bai Sumu put away his fishing rod, packed his things and prepared to cook for Luo Tianyi, a lazy dog.

He is not a human being, but Tianyi is a real dog, a poor cat, who has broken his heart for this family.Not only do they have to sleep with Aling, Feifei, and Miku, but they also have to cook for Tianyi, take a bath with Tianyi, and occasionally help the lazy Tianyi get dressed.

Now that he is a college student, Tianyi in elementary school can dress by himself, and his mother doesn't need to help. Now that he is in college, he has degenerated instead, and he is too lazy to change clothes and asks him, a cat.

He is just a cat, why should he come to change clothes, and don't worry about changing the clothes and not wearing them at all.

Tian Yi really only knows dim sum, but not long dim sum.

Bai Sumu knew what Luo Tianyi was thinking, he was just doing exercises to prepare for next year's punishment.

Although Tianyi is not in a hurry, seeing him having fun with Miku, Feifei, and Aling makes him anxious.

Even if you tell her not to worry, she will still be anxious, hurry up, show off~!

Luo Tianyi didn't want to be in a hurry, but she looked at other women and her own cats and cats, how could she not be in a hurry.It's like you have something. Although you don't need it even if it falls into ashes, you don't want to lend it to others and let others use it.

"Heixiu, I don't want twenty catties of beef anymore, I want pork, ten catties of lean meat, not a little fat, but finely chopped into sausages, and another ten catties of fat meat, not a little lean, but also thin Chop it into saozi, and the last ten catties of gold cartilage should not have a little meat on the cartilage, so it has to be finely chopped into saozi."

Probably after hearing what Bai Sumu said about pigs cannibalism, Luo Tianyi didn't want to eat beef anymore, but wanted to eat pork, and wanted to teach pigs an unforgettable lesson.

"You're going to punch the town of Kansai, aren't you?"

Bai Sumu complained when he heard Luo Tianyi's request.

You are here to find fault, right? In a word, do you want it or not.

"I'm going to punch you."

Luo Tianyi waved her small fist.

"Oh, it's just you?"

Bai Sumu sneered disdainfully, cricket Tianyi wanted to punch him, but he would just push him down on the bed and make him cry like a plant, okay?

"It's just me."

Luo Tianyi got out of bed, came to the door of any door and hammered Bai Sumu's chest.

"The defense is not broken, okay?"

Bai Sumu rubbed Luo Tianyi's head with his wet hands.

"What are you doing, your hands are wet!"

Luo Tianyi stroked her hair and puffed up her face in dissatisfaction.

"Did you do a good job with me?"

Bai Sumu wiped water on Luo Tianyi's hair again.When he was a cat, Tianyi liked to use him as a rag to wipe his hands, but now it's just tit for tat.

"Have it?"

Luo Tianyi tilted his head with a look of wisdom.

She's not really stupid, she's just pretending to be stupid.

"Have."

Bai Sumu nodded solemnly, pinched Luo Tianyi's face with one hand, and kept rubbing his face in retaliation.

"Don't play tricks on me. When is the time for revenge? The past is in the past. We can't look at the past, we have to look at the future."

Luo Tianyi grabbed Bai Sumu's evil hand, and said with a playful smile that Bai Sumu didn't know how to complain.

Too many slots, too lazy to complain.

"Future? I heard someone calling me?"

Suddenly, Hatsune Miku's voice appeared on Luo Tianyi's cell phone.

The unexpected voice startled both Luo Tianyi and Bai Sumu.

"My grass!"

"Grass!"

Both Baisumu and Luo Tianyi exclaimed a kind of plant tacitly.

The appearance of Hatsune Miku made Bai Sumu wonder, this electronic ghost is not staying in the three-dimensional world, why did it go to the Two-dimensional world, to the virtual world.If Miku is not in Two-dimensional, but in three-dimensional, she cannot appear in Tianyi's mobile phone.

Volume 463 College Life Is So Happy: Chapter [-] Mushrooms, Mushrooms, Mushrooms

Hatsune Miku is fighting against people intensively.

In the real world, she has limits, her laning speed is not fast enough, and her comments will be censored for gank, but in the virtual world, she can surpass her limit without being a human being, and censor gank?She can Gank the review, so that even if the review sees the messages she sends, she can't be banned.

Kill, kill, kill, kill!

Hatsune Miku's crazy laning, she can't wait for the silly [beep--! ] The superpower of a slap.

For things on the Internet, it is easy to quarrel with people after a simple chat.

The reason for Miku's line-up with people is very simple, that is, she said "this song was copied", and she made the fans who sang this song rushed away.

Others distinguish whether a song is plagiarized or not by someone who keeps talking, just listen to the dog's ears barking, or that stupid [beep——! 】I don’t even understand the same score, but I just think that the pitch of the note is exactly the same, exactly the same.

Hatsune Miku is different, she is an electronic ghost, she will know if other people's songs have been copied or not, just go to other people's houses, and if it doesn't work, she can pretend to ask.

What's more, the song I sang is the song of [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu]. The fans came out to protect the Lord without saying anything.

Hatsune Miku plays real when surfing the Internet. Others use the official account and personal account separately when surfing the Internet. Her official account is the personal account, and the personal account is the official account.

Charge, charge hard, charge desperately, phase charge!

Hatsune Miku is constantly laning and killing, she can reason with reasonable people, and she can be unreasonable with unreasonable ones.

As an electronic ghost, a creature living in the online world, Miku is aggressive.

Bai Sumu and Luo Tianyi knew that Hatsune Miku was beyond the limit, and they didn't know what to say when they were online.

Why does the world's number one princess look like the world's number one Zaun pianist, instead of being the world's number one pianist?

Miku, your character is OOC.

Bai Sumu wanted to say this, but he thought about it carefully, as far as the virtual singers he knew, it seemed that there was no OOC.

People are subject to change. Personality is not set like a program and then remains unchanged. For example, there are many differences between Tianyi's personality when she was a child and her personality when she grows up.

When she was a child, she was a vigorous little lolita, but when she grew up, she became a lazy big sister.In a few years, maybe her personality will change again and she will become an unscrupulous wife.

At noon, Bai Sumu cooked two bags of luxurious instant noodles for Luo Tianyi.

Even Luo Tianyi can't eat too much instant noodles, two bags of instant noodles are definitely not enough for her, but if she eats three generations, she won't be able to eat it, not only can't eat it, she may even vomit.

There is no beef or pork in the braised beef noodles, but Baisumu added eggs to the boiled instant noodles and fried a few chicken legs.

He will buy beef or pork later, and he can eat casually at noon. He can eat luxurious, but not completely luxurious instant noodles.

in the afternoon.

After eating and drinking, Luo Tianyi climbed into bed again, lying on the bed and playing with her mobile phone without doing anything.Either watching the video laughing and laughing, or talking nonsense in the group.

"Tianyi, take a break, okay, go out for a walk, don't play with your phone all the time."

Bai Sumu looked at the lazy Luo Tianyi, and suddenly understood why his mother used to think that he was not pleasing to the eye when he stayed at home every day, and it was not pleasing to the eye, almost every day she scolded him and scolded him for being lazy.

This hopeless and lazy look is really annoying to watch.

He was angry when he saw such a cute Tianyi, so his mother was naturally angrier when she saw him.

"It's annoying."

Just like Bai Sumu before, Luo Tianyi naturally didn't want to listen to Bai Sumu's preaching.

She studied hard at school and came home from the winter vacation, why can't she be allowed to enjoy it freely.Some people like to go out for a walk when they have nothing to do, but she doesn't like it, she just wants to stay at home.

"I just want to squat at home, what's wrong with me, I don't want to go out!"

Luo Tianyi made a weak voice as if he was about to die.

"Why don't you want to go out, there are a lot of delicious food outside, let's go, go, go for a walk."

Bai Sumu seduced Luo Tianyi.

"No, I don't want to. I want to be self-disciplined. I want to be the self-disciplined Luo Tianyi. I want to let you know how terrible the self-disciplined me is."

Luo Tianyi couldn't control herself after breaking the precepts after eating a big meal last time. She didn't discipline herself for many days. After returning home, she wanted to discipline herself again.

"You self-discipline during the winter vacation? Don't you know how many delicious foods are there during the Chinese New Year? The dishes on the table are all red and all meat. Do you want to be self-disciplined? Do you really want to be self-disciplined? Then I told my mother, New Year's Eve When we were together, we ate meat and drank coke, and cooked a bowl of vegetables for you, so how about you just act like a rabbit and eat vegetables."

Bai Sumu said maliciously.

Maomao doesn't have any bad intentions, but he who has become a human is not ordinary bad, but very bad.

It is not a joke to gain three catties every festive season. Many people want to be self-disciplined and want to lose weight, but it is not only difficult to be self-disciplined and lose weight during the Chinese New Year, but also a particularly painful thing. The pain is no less than that of Kaneki Ken , Fiego, Gao Tianliang.

"No."

Luo Tianyi shook his head.

"Then come with me for a walk."

Bai Sumu rubbed Luo Tianyi's head.

"Neither do I."

Luo Tianyi shook his head again.

"You don't want this, then don't, you can stay in this room until you die, and mushrooms will grow all over your body."

Bai Sumu poked Luo Tianyi's soft face.

"It grows as long as it grows. When the time comes, I will cook the mushrooms for you to eat and poison you to death!"

Luo Tianyi gritted her teeth and said viciously.

Cricket, Maomao, actually taught her, the master, a lesson.

"Let's go, get up, I'll treat you to dinner."

Bai Sumu tugged at Luo Tianyi's arm.

Tiantian and Tianyi are bored in the room. Although fishing is very fun, sometimes he also wants to go out with Tianyi for a walk, and then take a photo and post it on the Internet to attract the envy of netizens.

"Do you have money? Treat me to dinner."

Luo Tianyi lay motionless on the bed.

"Yes, my money is more than enough to treat you to dinner, even if I sell you."

Bai Sumu dragged Luo Tianyi up from the bed.

"Sell me?"

Sitting up, Luo Tianyi frowned, whether he heard it wrong or what he said was wrong.

"Yes, I sold you. You don't think you won't lose money by selling you, do you? If you are so edible, who will buy you? Whoever buys you will go bankrupt, okay? If you want to sell you, someone will definitely have to pay a lot of money."

Bai Sumu spoke nonsense seriously.

With Tianyi's looks, coupled with her status, if he could really buy her, no matter what others said, Jin Yiwei would have to chip in to buy her even if he went bankrupt.

It is impossible to lose money. Not only can you make money, but you can also sell this big foodie and stop the loss in time to avoid being eaten and bankrupt.

Volume 464 College Life Is So Happy: Chapter [-] Is It Bad × Is That Still Human

Luo Tianyi asked Bai Sumu to take him out for a walk.

There is no peace, just one of them and one cat.

Luo Tianyi said before going out that she would not eat, but her body was very honest. When she saw the street snacks, she should buy them or eat them.

Even though there were many people queuing up for the stall, she waited patiently to buy snacks.

Starch sausage, candied haws, glutinous rice, steamed bread...

Luo Tianyi basically didn't miss the street snacks, and ate them all.

Bai Sumu bought a lot for Luo Tianyi, it was an interesting thing for him to feed Tianyi, and seeing Tianyi eating satisfactorily, his heart would also be inexplicably satisfied.