Mr. Cat in Luo Tianyi's family can't get up

Love is war, this sentence Bai Sumu deeply understands.

To be honest, it is undoubtedly unfair to Miku, Yanhe, Tianyi, A Ling, and Xinhua that he opened a harem, so he will not be a bitch and set up a torii, thinking that he is right, he thinks it is For their good.

He has the idea of ​​going back and breaking the law and committing crimes. If he pretends to be a hypocrite, he is a scumbag, a playboy, a vulgar person, and a greedy person.

"I, that is, a scumbag!"

In the virtual dream world, Bai Sumu raised his hands and made a scumbag declaration!

"You are so scumbag and fresh and refined."

In Bai Sumu's room, Hatsune Miku was playing the Xiaobawang game console, and when he heard Bai Sumu's sudden scum declaration, his hands trembled in fright, and he almost killed the "sacred beast" he wanted to catch.

"That is."

Bai Sumu's tone was quite proud.He watched a game played by Miku, and saw that Miku was still playing the game "Water Margin".

"Water Margin" is an RPG game imitating "Pokemon" like "Purcell" and "Rock Kingdom". He didn't expect that Miku would not play "Pokemon" and came to play this game.

"Is it fun?"

Bai Sumu came to sit cross-legged next to Hatsune Miku who was kneeling and playing games.

"It's fun, the plot is interesting."

Hatsune Miku nodded.

This game is a combination of "Water Margin" and "Pokemon", but the Pokemon have become mythical beasts.

"Miku, I have a question."

Bai Sumu rubbed Scallion Jing's head habitually.

"Say."

Hatsune Miku turned to look at the hesitant Bai Sumu, then turned back to continue playing the game.

"Tell me, how should I reveal to A Ling that I am also dating you."

Bai Sumu was very distressed about how to confess this matter with Ah Ling, whether it is not good to say it directly, and Ah Ling may not understand if she does not directly hint.

"You can just say it because A Ling likes you, and then obey the destiny and do your best. If A Ling is as reluctant as I am to bear you, and also reluctant to hurt you, then you can hug left and right. If A Ling does not want you, If you want to monopolize you, then go to the basement or become the excrement of a beautiful girl for the rest of your life. If A Ling is independent, strong, rational than emotional, and her head is fine, then she will leave you."

Hatsune Miku knows that if there is a problem with his brain, then no one will accept his lover to have a harem.

She has brain problems, Yanhe, who is in love with Mao, has a high probability of having brain problems, and the probability of Xinhua's brain problems is half and half, Tianyi and A Ling are not sure.

Don't look at Tianyi's silly behavior on weekdays, in fact, she knows many things well. It's true that Ah Ling's words are well-behaved and obedient, but it doesn't mean that she is stupid. On the contrary, she is better than her brother Le Zhenglong. Teeth are mature.

"Basement, excrement..."

Bai Sumu opened his mouth, which means that if Ah Ling likes him and wants to monopolize him, then he will either be imprisoned or eaten and merged with Ah Ling.

Could it be that he wants to hope that Ah Ling has a problem with her mind?Isn't this too hurtful, not only hurting him but also Ah Ling and others.

People with brain problems will like him and accept his harem. If he really opened a harem, wouldn't everyone be brain problems?

Miku, what are you doing? You hurt a thousand enemies, but you hurt yourself ten thousand.

"Don't think about it, frankly, if you're not sure, go on more dates with A Ling to deepen your relationship. Although it's too much, but it deepens your relationship with A Ling, so that she can't leave you. If this is the case, there is hope for your harem line. "

Hatsune Miku talked eloquently, she looked at Bai Sumu with a cold face, and added. "By the way, if you do this, if you don't operate well, you will be a Pua. Although what you do is very similar to a Pua, it is not strictly speaking."

"Maybe I'm talking nonsense, and you don't think it's nonsense, I just hope you can let A Ling not suffer too much harm, respect her, cherish her, don't pretend to be stupid, don't pretend to be pitiful, and don't even think about using it." Any way to make Ah Ling succumb to you and fall in love with you with a humble status in the dirt. It is best to let her decide whether she should be with you or not with her own independent thinking instead of being influenced by you."

"If you use some bad means, as I said, you will definitely not end well."

I don't know if it's an illusion, but Bai Sumu heard the bitter coldness in Hatsune Miku's words.

He smiled and asked, "Miku, what about you?"

"what?"

Miku didn't understand Shirasumu's meaning.

"What about you, did you fall in love with me under my influence, and were coerced by my feelings to agree with me to talk to them, or after careful consideration, as you said, you liked me with your own independent thinking, and voluntarily let me go Raiders talk to them."

Bai Sumu gently stroked the electronic ghost girl's hair, with a gentle smile on his face.

"I..." Hatsune Miku remembered the first time she met Bai Sumu, and she also smiled when she saw the smile on Bai Sumu's face.

The electronic ghost stuck to the traverser's ear, and spoke with the tenderness of a girl.

"My words and you are destined. I am an idiot. If it is not destined, how can the electronic ghost fall in love with a cat?"

Hatsune Miku answered Shirasumu's question.

It was fate that she met him, and she was willing to give him half-heartedness because she was a fool.

It's been said that only people with brain problems are willing to accept their loved ones to open the harem. She has a good brain and knows that she has a brain problem.

Volume 256 She and Her Cat: Chapter [-] A Bold Idea

March, rain.

Bai Sumu squatted on the balcony, looking at the heavy rain outside the window, feeling melancholy.

Why, why does it rain on weekends.

If it doesn't rain on Saturday and Sunday this week, he wants to ask Aling out to eat, drink and have fun together.

Unfortunately, it is raining today, and the weather forecast shows that it will rain tomorrow too.

If it was light rain, he could still ask A Ling to come out, but this heavy rain...

"Meow~!"

Ah~!

Life is not easy, Maomao sighed.

Rainy days are Bai Sumu's favorite weather, and watching the rain on the balcony is an interesting thing.However, the rain today and tomorrow prevented him from going on a date with A Ling, which made him dislike rain a little bit.

A girl's cheerful singing voice and a faint fragrance wafted from the kitchen.

Bai Sumu sniffed his nose and smelled what was the main course for today's lunch.

Ono (crossed out) chicken stew with mushrooms.

Yes, stewed chicken with mushrooms, my favorite is stewed chicken with mushrooms.

I was born as a cat just now, and I wanted to eat peach white sumac, and my mood suddenly improved.

He hurriedly ran to the kitchen, kept meowing and rubbing against Tianyi's calf, asking Tianyi to quickly give him a piece of chicken to taste.

"Meow, meow, meow~!"

Luo Tianyi looked down and saw the black cat looking up at him, a mischievous smile appeared on his face.

She casually picked up a piece of chicken, handed it to Bai Sumu and said, "Heixiu, come, try the chicken butt."

"Meow meow meow!"

Facing the piece of meat that Luo Tianyi picked up with chopsticks, Bai Sumu kept shaking his head.

Dabaa, no, no dick ass!

"Just kidding, not chicken ass."

Luo Tianyi saw that Bai Sumu really believed that the chicken she picked up was a chicken butt, and she smiled even more happily when she was smiling.

"Silly goose."

This little idiot sounds very pampering.

"Meow."

Bai Sumu flicked Luo Tianyi's calf with his tail in dissatisfaction.

Hmph, wait, when I get married, I will cook chicken butts for you every day.

"Unhappy?" Luo Tianyi could hear the little emotion in Bai Sumu's voice, she smiled indifferently, "Come on, Da Lang, open your mouth."

"..."

Bai Sumu didn't want to speak, but he still opened his mouth when faced with the delicious chicken.

"How is it, is it delicious?"

Luo Tianyi tapped Bai Sumu's nose with his chopsticks.

"Meow." Delicious.

Bai Sumu nodded.

As a pure passer-by, there is one thing to say, Tianyi, who has learned to cook since childhood, cooks really delicious food.After all, she is the chef's daughter, so she must be good at cooking with Luo Hetu teaching her.

Today, as usual, there are Luo Tianyi and Bai Sumu at home, one person and one cat.

On rainy days, Yanhe usually doesn't come to Tianyi's house.

trouble.

It's just that Yanhe doesn't come to Tianyi's house, Tianyi may go to Yanhe's house for homework.

At the beginning of this semester, Tianyi learned from the pain and told Yanhe that he should study hard, improve every day, do homework by himself, and take notes in class.

In the first week, Tianyi did what he said, and in the second week, Tianyi thought that he had worked so hard last week, it's okay to slack off this week, and just work harder next week.

Then, and then no more.

After Luo Tianyi slacked off, she couldn't return to the state of serious study in the first week. As before, she looked for words and borrowed homework, asked A Ling to borrow notes, and asked Xinhua to borrow novels.

Borrowing homework is to make up homework, borrowing notes is to make up notes, and borrowing novels is to catch fish by reading novels in self-study class.

At school, Luo Tianyi would rather read the bloody Mary Su romance novels than study.

study?Learn ass.

The ancients said it well, "there is no limit to the sea of ​​learning, but there is no limit to turning back".

Luo Tianyi wants to turn back, not to study.

Although she does not believe that reading is useless, she knows that the books she has read are not very useful.

Anyway, even if she is in college, she still has to work after graduation. It is as if she goes to a good university and after graduation she can realize her dream.

I heard friends in the group who have graduated from university say that the knowledge of university is basically not used in work, and the major they study may be completely irrelevant to the work they do.

If you don't study hard, it's better to sell sweet potatoes.

Luo Tianyi thinks that selling sweet potatoes is pretty good, anyway, her family runs a restaurant, and she can inherit the family business, so wouldn't it be wonderful to kidnap an honest man to be a coolie for her all her life.

She thinks very openly about marriage. It is enough to find someone who is pleasing to the eye. As for love, it can be cultivated. Never tire of watching.

Many people in the older generation live in partnership when they get married, and love is something that comes slowly with the sense of responsibility brought about by each other.

If you have enough small money, you don't need to worry about living.

Luo Tianyi actually prefers to live a life of one person, one cat, and one room.

Under the leisurely sunshine in the afternoon, there is a favorite book on the table, and Heixiu sleeps peacefully beside him, drinking hot milk and eating cookies, enjoying the lazy comfort.

It's a pity that this kind of life can only be enjoyed by the rich, but those without money must work hard to have such a life.

The problem is, she doesn't want to try.

"Heixiu, quickly use the Treasure Gathering Technique and make me rich."

Luo Tianyi picked up Bai Sumu who was still rubbing against her legs in the kitchen, disturbing her cooking, and solemnly asked a cat demon to use Pokémon's skills.

"Meow."

Bai Sumu rolled his eyes at Luo Tianyi.

Is this kid stupid, or has he been infected so that he will become a peach, what kind of daydreams are he doing here.If he would have gathered treasures, he would not be at home by now, but would take Ah Ling out to have fun in a convertible.

"You're really useless, Heixiu, you don't even know how to gather treasures, what's the use of raising you for so many years."

Luo Tianyi tugged at Bai Sumu's beard.

"Meow!"

Bai Sumu punched Luo Tianyi in the face dissatisfied.

Not heavy, very light.