The Japanese story between me and them is not scary

Bei Yuan was about to get married, facing the relevant personnel who applied for the marriage certificate, Bei Yuan began to introduce his wives to them.
"My eldest wife's house has a sacred mountain, and there are some, um, dangerous things in the mountain, so when I am bullied, the person who bullies me will become very dangerous next.
She has a great personality, but still, don't make her angry, because terrible things will happen..""
"My second wife has a small island. The residents on the island are her fanatical followers. The residents are warm and hospitable, but they may not have a good temper. The atmosphere in her home is quite scary, and dead people are often dragged away. Come out, but this does not hinder the relationship between us..”
"My wives love me very much. Apart from the fact that they all want me dead, the thing that bothers me the most is that they fight from time to time...
Well, maybe this is the shortcoming of having multiple wives..."