Nuke Miko: Chronicles of America

"Dubai? Just kidding! More than turning into Dubai! This is clearly turning Los Angeles into the second Fukushima, or Chernobyl!

Didn't you hear what that man said?The artificial tsunami created by the hydrogen bomb is not ordinary sea water, it is full of nuclear waste water! "

"Nuclear waste water flooded Los Angeles? Is this the real version of the "Fallout" game? Next, pick up bottle caps? Or find a shelter?"

"Shouldn't we raise a brown bear flag, declare the independence of California, and establish the New California Republic?"

"And the formation of the Brotherhood of Steel and Interleigh?"

"What a cruel Japanese! It's not enough to destroy Fukushima with nuclear pollution. They even want to turn Los Angeles into Fukushima!"

"Wait, it seems that someone introduced me earlier that this high school maiden from Japan is really from Fukushima!"

"Is she really a witch from Fukushima? Could it be that she wants to see the radiation scenery of her hometown on the other side of the Pacific Ocean?"

"Nuclear pollution is nuclear pollution. I've had enough of this place in Los Angeles. I don't want to stay anymore! Let it all end as soon as possible!"

"That's right, tired, destroy it!"

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"...Uh, Miss Miko, your big plan to drop nuclear bombs to create an artificial tsunami to flood Los Angeles so as to purify evil spirits...

Well, really bold, creative and imaginative!But I think we'd better play it safe. "

After being dumbfounded for a while, CNN hostess Vivienne managed to organize her words and stammered, "...You seem to have said before that there is another plan to get rid of spirits besides this? Can you tell me? Shall we continue talking?"

"...Hey, the wisdom of mortals!"

Akiyama Hui spread his hands, "...I know that the American officials cannot trust me so quickly, so they came up with this simple and crude solution - no spells, no sacrifices, just throw one or A few hydrogen bombs with a large enough yield, and then [Boom]!"

She simulated a hydrogen bomb explosion in her mouth like this, making a mushroom cloud gesture, "...With the bright radiation, everything is over.

How simple and clear, how straightforward, how easy and fast, why don't you understand the benefits of this short, flat and fast operation?

Hey, the U.S. government in Marvel movies even has the courage to drop a nuclear bomb on Manhattan, New York. How can the U.S. government in reality not even have the courage to drop a nuclear bomb on the Pacific Ocean?It must be known that if a person wants to live with dignity, he must have courage. Cowards will die of shame! "

Hostess Vivienne and the American audience in front of the screen: Where did you come from, a violent maniac?

Of course, after such nonsensical complaints, the little witch Akiyama Hui continued to talk.

"...The second plan to quickly remove spirits has to use the method of mysticism. I can set up a giant magic circle in Los Angeles and launch a super spell, er, it can also be understood as forbidden magic, thus exhausting the entire The magic power of the greater Los Angeles area has created a magic power exhausted area.

In this way, as the magic power in the surrounding environment is drained, the evil spirits here will be like fish in a dry pond, dying of thirst. "

"... Doesn't this plan sound much safer than dropping a nuclear bomb to create an artificial tsunami?"

The hostess Vivienne asked suspiciously, "...why didn't you choose this first?"

"... To drop a nuclear bomb into the sea, all you need is that gentleman in the Oval Office of the White House to press the nuclear button! But to set up a magic circle in Los Angeles, I have to do it myself! I am neither from the Red Cross nor innocent Doctor Guojie, why do you want me to work voluntarily for free?"

Megumi Akiyama answered with a face of course, while Vivienne and the photographer almost slipped and fell to the street.

Even Chen Qiuhan could only roll his eyes when he heard it——You are such a caring look, you are really a penny-pinching iron rooster, no, an iron hen!

However, before the barrage in the live video became noisy again, Akiyama Hui continued.

"...Of course, this reason is not the most important. The fundamental problem is that there must be a price for casting a forbidden spell.

Huge magic power cannot disappear out of thin air. No matter how much I control it, this level of forbidden magic will inevitably cause huge damage—for example, it may cause another major earthquake in Los Angeles! ’ she explained.

There were also discussions in the barrage and comment area of ​​the video.

"That's a good idea, at least it's much better than creating a tsunami with a nuclear explosion!"

"Another big earthquake? Another earthquake is better than dropping a nuclear bomb!"

"Los Angeles has already become like this, and there are ghosts, explosions, and wildfires. What about another earthquake?"

"My family lives in San Diego and I don't want my house to be flooded by a tsunami! I'm a big proponent of using magic to solve the evil spirit problem in LA!"

So, the hostess Vivienne and the staff at the CNN headquarters gathered the audience's opinions and told Qiu Shanhui.

But Akiyama Megumi curled his lips in disdain.

"...Your approval doesn't mean anything! Audiences. The official attitude is the key! The White House, the Pentagon, Capitol Hill, and the state government have not come to ask me to use this method to purify Los Angeles. Why should I give it to myself? Trouble?

I'm not a superhero in comics, and I don't have the obsessive-compulsive disorder to be a savior!I don't even like being wanted while being the savior! "

She shrugged her shoulders, with a disapproving expression on her face, "...If there is no official invitation and endorsement, wouldn't I become a terrorist who destroys the city by casting such a forbidden spell in Los Angeles? It's not uncommon in superhero comics!

I'm afraid the forbidden spell has just come down, and the police and snipers who came to arrest me have already arrived!

Even if the officials pay attention to decency and don't take action against me directly, after everything is over, those who have property in Los Angeles will come to sue me one after another, make me bear a lot of compensation lawsuits, and insist on sending me to Go to prison or pay off huge debts for several lifetimes before you are willing to give up!

—Don't tell me this can't happen!At that time, there must be some people who want to discredit me so that they can step on me to gain popularity.

And the officials definitely hope to catch some of my handles, so that my lord and I can work for them for free.

Therefore, I have no interest in such thankless things as [volunteering to be the savior and taking the blame].

Rather than saving people but causing no benefit and causing trouble, I would rather watch everything be destroyed—this is not my homeland! "

She said so decisively, and the bullet screen and comment area became boiling again.

Although quite a few people scolded the little girl for being cruel and ruthless, some people felt that what she said was not unreasonable.

——After all, in superhero comics, it has always been so preached that "there are no good people in the White House" and "there are demons on Capitol Hill", and it has always been a traditional plot in comics that superheroes are killed by the brain-dead government.

It's just that the superheroes in the comics have great benevolence and love, and are willing to sacrifice for the world, but the little girl in front of him obviously doesn't have this awareness.

"...Secondly, casting forbidden spells requires a lot of expensive spell-casting materials, which I, a female high school student, cannot afford.

I'm not Iron Man Tony Stark with the financial resources to save the world.If no one pays, I have nothing to do. "

Akiyama Megumi continued to add, "...Even if someone pays, I will never act without an official request and endorsement.

If the U.S. officials really want me to save Los Angeles, please show an attitude of begging for help.

Instead of using the weapon of public opinion to engage in moral kidnapping, forcing me, a weak foreign high school girl, to clean up the mess for the disaster you caused yourself, while pretending to be deaf and dumb on the bright side, so that you can punish me afterwards!

Of course, you can also directly send the police or FBI agents to charge me with a bunch of charges and force me to work hard.

But in this case, the American people will have to experience it for themselves, what is real divine punishment.

——The destruction of Los Angeles is certainly a tragedy, but there is not only one Los Angeles in the United States, but there are many big cities..."

"...Uh, what you said just now really looks like a super villain." After being stunned for a while, Vivienne said with a wry smile.

"...Hey, as far as I know, except for a few of the super villains in the comics who are inherently evil, most of the rest are forced out by the dark society?" Akiyama Hui waved his hand disapprovingly, At the same time, the conversation changed:

"...Of course, if the U.S. officials are all granite-headed and insist on refusing to speak, it's not that I don't have a workaround."

"... A workaround? Tell me?" Vivienne's eyes lit up, and she urged.

"...It's very simple. If the U.S. government still refuses to come to me, it's the same if the Japanese government orders it!"

Megumi Akiyama replied, "...I am also a full-time witch with a legal certificate. I have received subsidies from the main office of the shrine. In theory, I can be regarded as the most basic civil servant in Japan. If Tokyo publicly issues an order, let me tell Los Angeles If you cast a forbidden spell, then I will execute it too.

Of course, in view of the magnitude of the matter, this must be a public order announced to the world, and the Prime Minister has to hold a press conference to read it out in person, rather than a secret order that can be denied afterwards.

In addition, in this public order, there must not be any word games to deliberately shirk responsibility. After receiving the order, I will consult with a lawyer. As long as there is a BUG in the content, I will never do it.If the resources needed to cast the spell are not in place, I can't do it..."

——In the final analysis, it is just one sentence, the little witch Akiyama Hui will never take the blame!

And with her public speech, the blame was thrown on the government again...

Chapter 124, Pacific Rim Flying Pot Competition

"...Damn! Damn! Damn it! How can she tell everything? How can CNN talk about state affairs like this!"

Outside the coastline of Los Angeles, in the living room of a sea view villa on Catalina Island, watching Megumi Akiyama talking so eloquently on TV, shaking out what should be said and what should not be said, California is drinking afternoon tea Mr. Newsom, the governor, was so angry that he couldn't help but dropped his cup.

Since the news of the mutiny and collapse of the 40th Division came from Los Angeles at noon today, Governor Newsom knew that it might be over.

——Beverly Hills, which used to be the main front, has already been abandoned. The remaining police forces have fully retreated to the billionaire mansion gathering area on Malibu Beach. Pasadena, Hollywood, the essence of Los Angeles, are about to lose control... …

Although the Marine Corps is still staring at the south of Los Angeles, it is said that its main force has also retreated to the Disneyland area, and may continue to retreat south at any time and return to San Diego.

Although the governor's office has tried its best to mobilize salt, fireworks, signal flares, electric batons, cats and other things needed for the removal of spirits.

But the problem is that it takes time to collect and transport any materials, and it takes time to organize and train the people who remove the spirits.

But he didn't have much time - the sun in the sky had already set to the west, and another night of evil spirits raging was imminent!

The evil spirits had already attacked the Diablo Canyon nuclear power plant last night, almost causing a nuclear disaster, so what will happen tonight?

In this desperate situation, Governor Newsom naturally thought of several "very bold" exorcism plans that Akiyama Megumi once told him.

But whether it is dropping a hydrogen bomb off the coast of Los Angeles to create an artificial tsunami, or casting a forbidden spell in downtown Los Angeles, it is a matter of endless disasters.

As an ashes-level veteran player who has been in politics for many years, Governor Newsom does not want to bear such a terrible super big scapegoat.

So, as soon as he rolled his eyes, he came up with an idea - Los Angeles was the disaster-stricken place, so the mayor of Los Angeles should be the one to take the blame, right?

However, although Governor Newsom has hinted many times in this day through various means, the mayor of Los Angeles is also a slippery expert at throwing blame, and an old fritter with a thick skin like a city wall—he It is very clear how terrible this dead black pot is.

Therefore, regardless of what the governor and the state assembly say, the mayor insists on lying flat and pretending to be dead, and keeps silent. Everything is up to the governor to decide.

Seeing that the mayor of Los Angeles has turned into a hob, he just refuses to give in. Governor Newsom wants to use vague words and empty incentives to get the little witch Akiyama Hui to take the initiative to cast a forbidden spell and create a fait accompli. Let's talk about this matter after it's settled.

As for how to shirk responsibility afterwards, whether to turn against Akiyama Megumi and those folk religious figures, that is a matter for the future.

Unexpectedly, before he had time to put it into action, Megumi Akiyama had already appeared on the CNN talk show, and revealed all the ghostly tricks that American politicians might use... The result was tantamount to making Newsom All the governor's small calculations were shattered.

This makes Governor Newsom how can he not be furious and scold CNN for ruining his good deeds?

Also, why can't that little Japanese girl be more sacrificing and obediently follow my script?

At most, you are required to save Los Angeles and carry a wanted warrant!Isn't that how superheroes, like the Hulk, are treated like this?

Even Jesus was crucified, why are you unwilling to dedicate everything to the people of California?

Only by dying wronged first, can you be qualified to be canonized after death!Why don't you understand such a simple truth?

It is your fault that Los Angeles and California have fallen into such a miserable situation with no hope!

Of course, scolding comes with scolding, but Governor Newsom also knows that he is actually incompetent and furious.

In fact, he can neither control CNN, nor can he control strange people with extraordinary powers.

The bigwigs on Capitol Hill may be able to say hello to CNN and block some unfavorable information, but he is just a governor, and he doesn't have such face.

Not to mention that without prior warning, CNN has to take the initiative to smear itself as the governor, exaggerating and covering up.

He really doesn't have such a big face!

You must know that in the past four years, the domestic public opinion censorship mechanism in the United States has fallen into chaos to a certain extent—at least 80.00% of the media are taking pleasure in mocking the president, and the rest are not not cursing, but just a little bit of a big help That's all.

After all, Wang Wang has never been a sage and moralist. Even his supporters know that this golden-haired fat man is not a good person.

The result is that the mutual criticism between the two parties is intensifying, and all kinds of headlines that are not surprising and endless have already flooded.

Coupled with the fact that this year is another election year, the news media are already doing everything they can to break the news.

Therefore, it is impossible to expect the media to "cover up" California. Even if CNN is willing to cover it up, FOX, a platform of the Republican Party, will break the news.

"... Is there any latest news from the White House? About Los Angeles?" The governor asked his press officer, rubbing his twitching forehead.

“…the White House did not have any new formal remarks, but the President appeared to watch the CNN talk show and tweeted that he would be happy to press the nuclear button for the people of California as long as the state applied for [Nuclear Therapy] .” The press officer replied looking at the phone.

"...Of course he is very happy! Let California beg him to drop a nuclear bomb to blow up Los Angeles!" Governor Newsom snorted angrily, curled his lips and complained, "...Maybe, he would be more happy to see the impact point of the hydrogen bomb deviated by a few degrees Ten kilometers, let the mushroom cloud rise directly in Hollywood!"

Whining is all about whining, but it doesn't help Governor Newsom with anything.

It seems that, given the current state of opposition between the two parties in the United States, it seems absolutely impossible for Wang Wang to take the blame for the blue state of California.

Capitol Hill holds legislative power, not executive power, and it is difficult to bypass the White House to take the blame.

What's more, Capitol Hill, where the Democrats have the upper hand, may not be willing to take the blame, but rather hopes that California will take responsibility itself.

After all, this is a hole poked by California itself, and if the hole is to be filled, California should fill it.

However, if Governor Newsom really has the courage to resolutely take the blame, why should he struggle until now?

Therefore, as soon as Mr. Governor turned his eyes, he followed Akiyama Megumi's words in the program and turned his attention to a certain arc-shaped island on the other side of the ocean.

——Since no one in the United States is responsible for the blame, isn't it the same for Japan to be responsible for it?

The only trouble is that the United States is now governed by the Republican Party, and the Secretary of State and the Ambassador to Japan are people who understand the king, so it is impossible to lend a helping hand to him.

But it doesn't matter, even if the diplomatic system can't come forward, he still has some contacts in Japan, who can give Nagata-cho a word...