Nuke Miko: Chronicles of America

After all, thanks to decades of nuclear war propaganda during the Cold War, the horror of nuclear bombs has long been deeply rooted in the hearts of the American people.

Especially when Megumi Akiyama was about to use Tritium as a ball to shoot, the bearded man jumped three feet high with a "swish", and almost jumped onto the roof... Finally, Megumi Akiyama Only by putting away the [Triium Treasure] again, did this guy regain his composure and tranquility.

However, this bearded and strong man in charge of the gas station is a talkative person after all. After Akiyama Hui put away [Tritium Treasure] and deliberately stuffed him with more tips, he opened his chatterbox again and gave Megumi Akiyama talked about many trivial things that happened in this small town.

For example, although the fortifications surrounding this small town can resist the sneak attacks of bandits and the theft of refugees, they cannot withstand the virus in the air. Not only the townspeople are still infected with the plague so far and fall ill, even the pastor in the church The plague has long since died, and so far there has been no new priest to replace it.

As a result, no one is going to hold the funerals of the townspeople now. At most, they can only use video communication to let priests in Las Vegas, Boise, or even San Francisco preside over the funerals remotely, or simply dig a hole and bury them— ——This hasty way of death made the older generation in the town full of complaints.

A few days ago, a patient even became a zombie before he died, running around in the street in the middle of the night, and turned into a ghost after death, flying into the church in the town to make a scene. Until now, this evil ghost is still entrenched in the church... So can the nuke witch from California think of a way to help clean it up?

Then, in today's small towns, not only the price of oil has skyrocketed, but also the price of electricity has soared all the way. Many unemployed poor people are reluctant to turn on air conditioners even if they have air conditioners at home.

Therefore, the bearded and strong man expressed [-]% envy to his brother, because not only did his brother buy an electric car a long time ago, but he also installed a photovoltaic system in his house, so he didn't even have to worry about electricity bills... Unfortunately, the envy is also gone now. It was too late, and there was no place to purchase whether it was electric vehicles or photovoltaics.

Moreover, due to the aging power grid, shortage of electricians, and the high temperature of the transmission lines, the power supply in the town is also unstable, and there will be power outages from time to time.

Although many farmers have their own generators in their homes, but now this town is not only very short of electricity, but also very short of oil.

Unless a photovoltaic system or wind turbine is installed, even if there is a diesel generator at home, it is not willing to use it at all...

In this regard, Akiyama Hui could only shake his head and sigh—theoretically, if she stayed in this small town, it would allow the townspeople to use free nuclear fusion power.But the problem is that around this desolate and dry western town, there is no rice to grow at all, and if you want to eat rice, you have to buy it from outside.

Even if the Inari Shrine is forcibly established here, I am afraid that it will not be able to collect much faith. On the contrary, it will continue to overdraw its divine power and eat up Lord Fox God.

Moreover, the current soaring oil prices in the midwestern states of the United States have little linkage with international oil prices.

In fact, due to the sharp drop in global fuel consumption after the outbreak of the "Corona" epidemic, if crude oil in the international market is priced in euros or rubles, it has plummeted now.Even if it is priced in US dollars, the current international crude oil price does not exceed one hundred US dollars per barrel.

But the problem is that the cost price of the oil production area is one thing, and the market price of the consumer terminal is another matter.

After decades of "de-industrialization" in the United States, the infrastructure is old, the port is broken, social unrest, truck drivers are in short supply, roads and railways are in disrepair, bridges are collapsing, and transportation capacity is blocked. Refinery and port distribution to various towns.

However, for modern agriculture and daily life in the United States, gasoline and diesel have long been indispensable and just needed.

As a result, just as when there is a 10% shortage of food production, the increase in food prices is often not only 10%, but will rise until 10% of the population cannot afford to eat and starve to death. When the input of fuel oil is seriously insufficient, Then the price of oil will naturally rise until a considerable number of people cannot afford it.

In the same way, since the fuel oil produced by the United States is difficult to transport into the town in sufficient quantities, it is even more difficult to transport the solar panels of the photovoltaic system and the huge and heavy wind power generation equipment from the container of the cargo ship waiting to be unloaded outside the port. In the hands of buyers in this small town.

Therefore, there is no solution to the current energy crisis in this small town. The only thing we can do is to let the residents of the town adapt to a green and environmentally friendly life with low energy consumption.

In addition, regarding the "Corona" plague that is still raging in the town, Akiyama Megumi has no once-and-for-all countermeasures.

——If someone lifts a patient in front of her, and she happens to have enough energy, of course she can use a healing spell; but magical healing is not a vaccine, even if the person infected with the COVID-19 virus is cured now, There is no way to guarantee that he will not get infected again next week...

And every infection with the COVID-19 virus is a round of damage to the body, or a competition between the human immune system and the virus.

Even those lucky ones who had mild symptoms after being infected with the COVID-19 virus for the first few times and recovered quickly, after experiencing "three swabs", "four swabs", "five swabs" and "six swabs", they often couldn't keep going. If you are lucky, as long as you are unlucky once, you will not die or be disabled...

Every infection is a roulette wheel, and no matter how hard-fated a person is, he will fail in the luck check again and again.

The only thing she can do for this small town is to help get rid of the evil spirits entrenched in the church, so that residents no longer have to worry about ghosts killing their lives.

So, amidst the gratitude of the bearded man, Megumi Akiyama ran to the RV of the "Uber Succubus Security Company" behind, and said to the leader of the team, Sister Hui Yao, the darling of the Succubus Queen, A group of succubus ladies in cool clothes and gorgeous makeup just swayed the whips in their hands and the little tails behind their buttocks, and were watched by countless townspeople with wide-eyed eyes, and swarmed into the blocked haunted church .

Then, accompanied by a burst of smoke and a mournful scream, the ghosts in the church were searched out and became the playthings of the succubus.

——The magic of priests can purify the souls of the dead, and the power of demons can also control the souls of the dead, and even absorb the power of the soul to nourish themselves.

But the next move of the succubus made the bearded man at the gas station completely calm down.

"...Uh...Miss Witch from Japan, although I'm not a very devout Christian, but..."

He stretched out a hand and pointed to a few men who were using ladders to climb up to the roof, removed the cross on the top of the church, and replaced it with the "Blood Red Lips" badge of the Queen of the Succubus, "...change the church like this Becoming a succubus nightclub, isn't it too sacrilegious?"

——The men who are removing the cross from the top of the church are all survivors rescued from the previous Greyhound bus.After being arranged by Megumi Akiyama to get into the RV of the succubus, because these men couldn't bear the temptation of the beautiful succubus, they soon owed a large amount of special service bills.

When they maxed out all the credit cards on their bodies and still couldn't pay the bill in full, they had to stay and work as servants for the succubus.

"...Ahem, is this blasphemy? I've seen a lot of churches that have been turned into cafes, bars, and nightclubs along the way.

Anyway, the pastor in the town died a long time ago, and this church is also empty, why not open a shop for the succubus ladies! "

Akiyama Hui replied slowly, "...Since God can't bless you right now, and technology can't save you, why don't you try worshiping succubi for a few days? At least they can really drive away evil spirits and bring you Happy..."

Chapter 216, The "Mongol" gang has no Asians

For this ordinary small town in the western United States, Megumi Akiyama is just a passerby, and after a short rest, he will continue eastward.

But for Abby, the goddess of disease and poison who is on the same road as Megumin Akiyama, and the succubus subordinates sent by the succubus queen Mei Kanxiet in the name of the "Uber Succubus" company, this road trip in the Midwest of the United States, There is also the task of setting up outlets and promoting beliefs.

Those remote towns can naturally be ignored, but this prosperous town located at the intersection of many roads needs to be taken seriously.

For example, "Disease Witch" Abby, a little Thai girl, had just entered the town, and with the approval from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, she unceremoniously incorporated the town's hospitals and small shops selling anesthetics, and asked them to wear poison and The holy symbol of Talona, ​​the goddess of sickness, recites the teachings of Talona.

——Although an old doctor was very resistant to this and flatly refused, others still readily accepted this doctor and the patron saint of anesthetics.

As for the glorious nun Salma of [Uber Succubus Security Company], and the group of succubi she led, they were still a little hesitant about whether to set up a branch in this town—mainly Although this town is located in an important place for transportation, its population is still relatively small, with less than 1 people, and it is not a tourist attraction. Its consumption potential does not seem to be very large, and it may not be able to support such a high-end succubus. enjoy.

But since Megumi Akiyama, the witch of the nuclear explosion, came to lobby in person, she also suggested that they can directly occupy the unused church in the town, and annihilate the ghosts entrenched in the church to show favor and gain power... The leader of this car of succubi, the radiant nun Sal Ms. Ma, I don't mind trying to open a branch in this town.

Anyway, if the revenue is not as expected, the stronghold in this small town can also be abolished.

As a result, the church in the town became the "Uber Succubus Shop", the cross became the holy emblem of the "Flaming Lips Pierced by Wire" of the Queen of Succubus, and the Lego of Uber.The crucifix was replaced with a full-body portrait of the succubus queen Mecansiot holding a whip.

An electronic billboard was erected at the entrance of the church, on which were a series of artistic photos of various succubus girls and the price of the nomination fee...

In short, it is to directly convert the church in the town into a nightclub, and it is still the bold and unrestrained style that does not even cover up.

The old people in the town were naturally very disgusted by this, holding up their crutches and complaining loudly, saying that this is so depraved that everyone will go to hell.

But those young people in the small town who are full of hormones and have nowhere to vent their energy are quite curious and interesting about it.

—— Facing these succubus ladies with hot, charming figures, horns and cute little hooves, they are wearing gauze as thin as onion wings, dancing exotic dances in the church , the slender figure spinning with the music, the slender waist like a snake...

It really made those local turtles in the town who hadn't seen much of the world feel red-faced and gulp down their throats.

Well, even the girls in the small town are not without heartbeats—succubi do not accept female customers anyway—and they don’t have to worry about the risk of social death: young Americans in this day and age In China, coming out of the closet is already fashionable, whether it is a boy or a girl.

There are even special educational organizations that "mislead children" every day, encouraging young boys to castrate and transgender, coaxing little girls to play stickers with their sisters!

As we all know, in the "Corona" plague, the disability rate and death rate of the elderly are several times that of the young, so half a year after being harvested by the super-enhanced version of the COVID-19 virus, the town There are not many old people left, but there are still many young people...

Especially those young people in the town who originally went to the big cities to make a living and develop themselves have recently fled back to their hometowns in the countryside. They not only brought youth and vitality to the town, but also brought the fashion of the big cities on the west coast. ——For example, discussing people with a rainbow flag should define dozens of specific genders. Do transgender people go to the men's bathroom?Go to the women's bathroom?Or fix the toilet alone, etc.

In addition to inventing various new vocabulary of "political correctness", various messy reinterpretations of American history, and the like.

(The United States recently has a "1619 Project", which aims to subvert the traditional American founding myth that started with the Mayflower, but began to write from the first ship of black slaves to the United States in 1619, and reconstructed American history at the root , reducing its Anglo-Saxon attributes and strengthening its diversity.)

Compared with these indescribable monsters and goblins, even the coquettish succubi in front of them seemed very traditional.

——Isn't it "the oldest profession for women"!It has never been cut off from ancient times to the present, and it is more normal than inventing dozens of genders.

Not to mention, the world is bad now, the town has been haunted by ghosts, and the "Corona" plague has not subsided for a long time. In addition to those who have died of the plague, there are more residents who have not died of the plague but have not recovered, lying in bed Moaning, hawing, tormented by all kinds of sequelae, life would be worse than death.

And the succubi can not only really kill the ghosts, but also allow those suffering from illness in the town to enjoy some joy again.

Even if he dies after having a good time in a dream, it is considered hospice after all, right?It is said that he will join the medical insurance soon!

As for their corrupted morals?Haha, this makes me want to laugh.Where is the morality in America today?

Under the various vertical divisions of the ruling class, the atmosphere of the whole society has long been made like a lunatic asylum, how could it be so polluted?

The guys who promised to bring heaven on earth to the people, whether they were politicians or priests, all made nothing but hell.

The town has already sold narcotics openly, why are you pretending to be devout Puritans?

Finally, if the succubi shop in this town becomes popular, it can also add some popularity to the depressed town.

Therefore, after experiencing the initial resentment and discomfort, the residents of the town generally calmly accepted the reality that the church has become the temple of the Succubus Queen, just like 90 years ago because of poverty and lost morality and integrity, they voted to establish Las Like the Nevada legislator in Las Vegas.

But they may not realize that times have changed.

These hot succubus ladies are not ordinary street girls or strippers.If a man is too greedy for their beauty and magic power, then what will be emptied in the end is probably far more than just his wallet and body, and maybe his own soul...

——Of course, compared to other grotesque demons, these succubi who pursue beauty and pleasure are already considered the most humane.

In this nightmare year where the plague is raging, law and order is broken, and the people are precarious, they really can't ask for more.

"...Hey, the church has turned into a succubus nightclub, and an anesthetic sales department has opened in the hospital. I'm afraid this town will turn into a horror movie style in the future."

Before leaving, Ma Tong looked at the door of the church through the car window. No, it was the townspeople waiting in line at the door of the "Uber Succubus Security Company Branch" for the opening of the big discount, and a batch of people who had just bought from Abby. The new product, the anesthetic peddler who was selling loudly, couldn't help shaking his head and sighing.

"...Sister Ma Tong, look at what you said. It seems that the plague was raging in this town every day, and the scenes of ghosts haunting this town didn't look like the style of a horror movie? Let's admit the fact, the world today is already a super-sized horror movie It's the studio!"

Akiyama Megumi sighed, "...Even if it becomes a cult town, at least it's better than turning into a ghost town, right? At least people can survive..."

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Leaving this small town and continuing east along the road from Nevada, you enter the territory of Utah.

In the United States, as long as you talk about Utah, you will think of its famous capital, Salt Lake City.

And when it comes to Salt Lake City, you will think of the famous Mormon sect, polygamy, and various mysterious religious rituals...

However, despite being labeled as "cult worship" and "persecution of women's rights" by the public opinion circles, this city that rose because of faith was described as a mysterious and terrifying wild land.But in fact, Salt Lake City is the largest city in the United States with the best security and the lowest crime rate and divorce rate.

Compared with the "degenerate" Los Angeles and the "sinful" Chicago, Salt Lake City, which believes in God (heretical version), is truly honest and simple.

This holy city of Mormon sect heresy, although the streetscape is relatively dull and the buildings are old, but at least it is relatively tidy and clean. There are not so many slums, and there are few nightclubs and street girls. Among the citizens, white people account for More than 95%, seriously lacking multiculturalism.

Even if you go out for a walk in Salt Lake City in the middle of the night, you basically don't have to worry about safety issues, and you can still find open restaurants on the street.

Many communities in Salt Lake City can really keep their doors open at night, and they don’t pick up lost things on the road. They are so safe that they don’t seem to be in the United States.

Not only do the locals rarely take drugs, but more than half of the citizens quit smoking and drinking, value family, live a healthy life, and love sports, as if living in the era of Prohibition—this can be said to be very, very special in the current United States where demons are dancing. Rare.

In today's America, probably only Salt Lake City can catch a glimpse of the leopard and see a trace of the golden age of the United States of America.

Even now, Salt Lake City is still a livable place with the most stable social order and the most preserved public order and good customs in the western United States.

In a very short period of time, the local church organized an effective team of exorcists—not like San Francisco, where foreign students were forcibly recruited to fill their ranks, but recruited clergy, relying on salt shotguns, fireworks and firecrackers And electric mosquito swatters, etc., have controlled the spread of ghosts.

Compared with other local counties and cities in the United States that are basically lying flat, it is simply not the same.

But it is a pity that the attitude of Salt Lake City is very unfriendly to the "heretics" like Megumi Akiyama and the others.

——Not long after Megumi Akiyama and his team entered Utah, a city councilor from Salt Lake City brought three police cars and a team of armored anti-mine vehicles, and two or three hundred armed personnel came to "welcome" and "escort" ".

Although the congressman spoke very politely and gave gifts to Akiyama Megumi and his party, his attitude was very firm—Salt Lake City is a devout place that believes in God, and demon maids are not welcome to come here to station and preach, and there is no one for the time being. The plan to allow heretics to settle in.

So neither the Uber Succubus nor the sanctuary of Talona, ​​the goddess of poison and disease, nor the Inari Shrine are allowed in Salt Lake City.At the same time, the other counties in Utah have no intention of welcoming them for the time being—in short, I hope that Huihe Qiushan and the followers of these strange powers and gods who follow her will get out quickly and go east through Utah. The state is grabbing territory with the Mormons!

Now that Salt Lake City has issued an order to evict passengers, Akiyama Megumi and others did not plan to have the cheek to insist on going up, but passed through Salt Lake City without entering, and continued under the "escort" of police cars and armored vehicles. Go east.

According to the feeling of traveling along the road, Akiyama Hui found that the security situation in Utah is indeed not bad, which is better than that of Nevada next door. However, except for a few materials that can be produced by itself, the prices of daily necessities are still very high. Outrageous.

Moreover, the places with better law and order in Utah are limited to the northern part of the state where the capital Salt Lake City is located. In the southern part of Utah far away from Salt Lake City, thieves began to appear on the roads again... But it’s okay No matter how reckless a thief is, he would not dare to PK armored vehicles head-on.

After passing through Utah and saying goodbye to the "escort (escort) team", Kei Akiyama and his party continued east along the road into Colorado.

Probably because of entering the plateau, although Colorado is still full of deserts, the temperature is much cooler than that of Nevada, "only" more than 30 degrees Celsius, so Hui Akiyama no longer has to worry about the tires of the RV being damaged by the scorching sun. Broil until deformed and melted.

When mentioning Colorado, what Americans think of is a square——Colorado is a standard rectangle on the map, without any twists and turns.And many foreigners who don't know the inside story will always subconsciously think of the famous Colorado Grand Canyon.

But in fact, the Grand Canyon of Colorado is not in Colorado, but in Arizona, further downstream of the Colorado River.

Moreover, in the United States, there are at least two Colorado Rivers, and the other Colorado River is in Texas.

Compared with Utah, the law and order in Colorado is much worse. From time to time, there are looted and burned vehicle wrecks along the road.

The large trucks passing by did not dare to travel alone, but formed a huge convoy to protect themselves and left the city under the escort of the armed Humvees of the security company. Moreover, these convoys rarely left the main traffic arteries to avoid being poached. pit buried mines or remote-controlled bombs to trap the road.

Megumi Akiyama's green leather RV is driving on the desolate roads in Colorado, with a long line of trucks and buses in the front and rear. The scenery on both sides of the road is sometimes rugged mountains, and sometimes it becomes a desert full of cactus. The robbers may be Hiding in the meantime, assessing the fatness and thinness of the prey.

However, at this time, the entire temporary convoy around Megumi Akiyama has already gathered more than 50 vehicles, so Megumi Akiyama thought that there would not be any daring gangsters who would dare to do it... But unfortunately, she seems to have underestimated the American Bandit Group courage and courage.

—Suddenly, from behind the bushes on the far horizon, a billowing cloud of dust rose, as if symbolizing an ominous omen.

Then, there was a rumbling roar of motorcycle engines from nearby, and a series of crisp "da da da" gunshots, plus a roaring explosion, which made all the vehicles on the road come to a slow stop .

The Japanese shrine maidens in the car were so frightened that they lay down under the table or in the toilet, not daring to move.

Only Akiyama Hui, Ma Tong, and Catwoman Serena climbed to the roof of the car frowning, picked up the binoculars and looked in the direction of the gunshot, and suddenly found a dozen riding motorcycles, wearing wide-eaves The Mexicans in the big straw hats were shouting "Hey Yo" and "Hey Yo" - they seemed to be using tweeters, while wandering in the wilderness next to the road, beating the road with their submachine guns indiscriminately, As if to create panic.

But the convoy on the road is not a weak lamb. Immediately, some grumpy truck drivers jumped out of the cab, climbed to the roof, or used the car as a cover to shoot at these Mexicans on motorcycles. Playing ping-pong-pong was exhilarating.

In front of the road, an armed Humvee serving as the leading vehicle was burning in the middle of the road, emitting black smoke, and blocking the cars behind.

Was this... blown up by a roadside bomb?But how did the gangsters plant bombs on the unstoppable and empty road?

Just when Megumi Akiyama was wondering, he saw a red light flashing behind the bushes not far away, and heard Serena's scream.

"...Oh, no! It's an RPG!"