Nuke Miko: Chronicles of America

If he finds a black ancestor who graduated from a prestigious school who cuts classes every day and can't even speak English fluently, then he returns, wouldn't he be making himself guilty?

Then, because I found out that even if I got a college diploma, I was still excluded, which led to lower enthusiasm for learning among African Americans...

In short, in the United States, black gangs are just like Thais who had to be monks for a few days when they were teenagers, and they are almost becoming a folk culture.

Coupled with the fact that there are poor illegal immigrants from Latin America, as a steady stream of cannon fodder supplements, the American gangsters have always had a thriving population.

Next, the equipment and firepower of the American gangsters are far superior to the aging gangs in Japan. Among them, the [-] most powerful American gangsters are simply re-employment groups formed by retired soldiers. Except for no tanks and armored vehicles, Even RPG, grenade are readily available!

The current largest gang in the United States is said to be the "Latin King" in Chicago. There are a total of 15 young men on the roster alone. Under Extreme Mobilization, they claim that they can easily pull [-] people into the streets to make trouble. Decent, it is more majestic than the kings of many small countries.

Uh, this gang is famous for its "sweatshop" harsh exploitation of younger brothers, forcing 90% of younger brothers to rely on being mothers to gnaw their old age to barely survive, even as a classic case of modern labor-intensive industries in the United States, It was written into Chapter 3 of Freakonomics.

Compared with the Chicago gang with "Al Capone's Legacy", the Los Angeles gang is relatively smaller, but it also has its own characteristics, such as the "Blood Gang" that appeared in the GTA game, and advertised The ethnically diverse "United Nations gang" and so on.

(Theoretically, the Blood Gang has more people than the "Latin King", but the organizations in various places are scattered, there is no leader, and they just play the same banner.)

Today, due to the three disasters of earthquakes, ghost disasters and nuclear explosions, Los Angeles, the city of angels on the west coast of the United States, has been turned into ruins. Millions of residents have fled to foreign lands. Move in together - or you'll have to survive the ruins.

Among them, some gang members moved to the nearby small suburban cities in the Greater Los Angeles area that are temporarily intact, some gang members fled east to Las Vegas, and some went south to San Diego, but most of the gang members who escaped from Los Angeles , or north to San Francisco.

As a result, contradictions arise-as the second largest city in the United States, Los Angeles has a population of 400 million in the urban area alone, and the total population in the suburbs exceeds 1000 million.Although San Francisco has a good reputation, its population is only 80, and its city size is one-fifth that of Los Angeles.

Obviously, cities with larger populations and more prosperous economies can support larger gangs. The size of gangs in a super-big city like Los Angeles is completely different from the size of gangs in a medium-sized city like San Francisco. After a large number of gang members from Los Angeles poured into San Francisco to grab territory, they immediately completely broke the original fragile balance among the many local gangs in San Francisco, leading to a fierce merger.

To make matters worse, Washington is still at this juncture, announcing that all anesthetics will be legalized, which is tantamount to cutting off a major source of income for the gang, and making the gangsters who are already short of financial resources and have more people and fewer jobs, further fall into the trap of raising Gu. in a zero-sum game.

——All the hospitals and pharmacies are quickly distributing the goods, launching cheap "synthetic drug powders" wantonly to feed the addicts. Compete on the output and price of enterprises.

In addition, the COVID-19 virus mutated on the West Coast to focus on the "zombie strain" of men's testicles, which has also made more and more American men lose the ability to obtain some kind of happiness, which has led to the emergence of street girls and nightclubs. Business plummeted, and the gangs watching the scene naturally saw their income drop sharply.

There are more and more thugs, and less and less illegal income, which is equivalent to the shrinking circle of the chicken game, which has led to the further intensification of gang wars.

The "Corona" plague and various supernatural battles led to the loss of a large number of US military weapons, which further strengthened the gang's firepower.

Therefore, even though Chen Qiuhan had tried his best to avoid bad areas with bad security, he still arrived in Silicon Valley accompanied by gunshots and flames...

Leave note: no update today

There are too many things to do during the day today, and I can’t find time to code words. Before I found out at night, I was focused on collecting all kinds of complaints, and I lacked the concept of western-style street superpower battles.

So I watched the newly released "Doctor Strange 2", but after reading it, it was too late to finish a chapter.

So I have to ask for leave today, please understand.

Chapter 204: Is this Silicon Valley or Ghost Valley?

Buildings are scattered in the southern suburbs of San Francisco. Windows are lit up, and inside are bald-haired code farmers who are still staying up late and working overtime.

Although Silicon Valley is a world-renowned high-tech Internet holy land, the people living here have never been easy at all.

"...Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-"

Leaving the urban area with constant gunshots and entering the relatively quiet Silicon Valley scattered with many high-tech companies, Chen Qiuhan's Tesla tram began to play regular meowing sounds.It contrasts with the meowing of cats (used to exorcise ghosts) in various radio speakers on the street,

It's a pity... there are cats meowing everywhere, but there is no real cat.

At most, there may be a few stray cats that have not been caught yet curled up in the dark alleys on the street corners or in the bushes of the green belts.

——When Megumi Akiyama appeared on CNN's supernatural program and told people that raising cats can exorcise ghosts, cats, which are already very popular and cute creatures, suddenly became a hot spot for global investment, and the sales of pet stores everywhere It was so popular that it soon became hard to find a cat in the American market.

Those rich Americans who are afraid of ghosts and death, almost every family raises cats in their own residences to ward off the pervasive ghosts.

Ten or eight cats are trivial, and dozens or hundreds of cats are not too many, and it even drives the cat food and cat toy market to flourish.

Especially when the cowardly son of a congressman was killed by ghosts through the walls in an underground shelter that could withstand nuclear explosions, and after the video of his death was uploaded on the Internet, all the rich and wealthy in the United States almost fell into madness and spent a lot of money on it. Buying cats, hoarding cats, wishing to sleep in the cat's litter.

——How else can we say that creating anxiety is the first choice for getting rich overnight?

As a result, the market demand for cats has increased sharply, and buyers are willing to spend money, but the breeding speed has not caught up for a while. Coupled with the hype, it has led to urban gangs who originally made a living by selling fans, pimping and collecting protection fees. Molecules, there is another way to make money: stealing cats or catching stray cats to sell.

——Just like the sudden hot sale of avocados in the past, the Mexican drug lords who were blinded by money immediately began to lay out a new track and turned to monopolize and control the avocado planting industry. Serfdom did the same.

In order to compete for the limited resources of cats, especially the most valuable black cats, gangs from all over the world even fight, which is called the "War of Cats".

As cats have suddenly become a life-threatening luxury, Internet high-tech companies in Silicon Valley naturally cannot get cats for a while.

Even though many employees raised their own cats long before the spiritual energy recovered, they are determined not to bring cats into the company now.

I am afraid that if I am not careful, someone will steal my precious cat owner.

——Nowadays, the United States is full of zero-dollar purchases, and there has never been a rule that you can only grab supermarket products, and you cannot grab a cat to take home to preserve its value.

In the same way, Chen Qiuhan and his group of "exorcist volunteers" who were "compulsory labor" were not equipped with the extremely expensive "war cats" that are now very expensive. They only had smartphones and tweeters that stored a variety of cat sounds.

This is the strange status quo of "mismatching human resource resources" in Silicon Valley in San Francisco.

However, Chen Qiuhan was a mere "Flying Noodles God's Choice", and there was nothing he could do about it.

At the same time, he was not interested in using his personal connections to bring a cat over to strengthen the exorcism power of this improvised team of volunteers.

So, he just played cat meowing through the speakers installed in the car, and drove slowly through the streets of Silicon Valley.

Tonight is the night when the red moon hangs high again. The dark red moonlight falls on the rows of houses in Silicon Valley, making it look vague and a little gloomy.Even with the light from the office lights and bright street lamps, it makes people feel vaguely ghostly.

"The God of Flying Noodles" Chen Qiuhan quietly activated his spirit vision, and then found many pale ghosts floating in the sky, swaying like seaweed.

"... There are more and more ghosts in Silicon Valley every day! If it continues to deteriorate like this, I'm afraid it will become a ghost valley?"

He sighed and shook his head, turned off his spirit vision, and changed his eyes from gold back to black.

No way, even real cats, if not personally enlightened by the priestess of the cat god Buster, can only drive away the evil spirits instead of destroying them.As for Silicon Valley, there are not even many real cats. Is it even more unreliable to expel ghosts by playing cat meows than using garlic to expel vampires?

You know, even if you use too much antibiotics, it can still make bacteria resistant.

The more the meow was played, the ghost gradually became less afraid - after all, the meow really couldn't hurt the ghost at all.

Not to mention, as the aura recovery of this land intensifies, the time that ghosts can stay in the mortal world is getting longer and longer-although they are still afraid of the sun, in the reinforced concrete city, ghosts want to find it by instinct. Isn't it easy to hide in a place where the sun doesn't shine during the day?

In addition, most of the code farmers who died suddenly in Silicon Valley were highly educated talents. Although their social skills are often poor, their minds are not simple at all, and boring people abound: generally speaking, the more educated , The more complex the person's thinking, the stronger the ghost they become afterward...

In other words, a fat house programmer with a combat effectiveness of only 0.5 goose in life has a great probability of becoming a ghost that surpasses all ghosts after death.

If these ghosts are just wandering around by themselves, that's fine, but I'm afraid that they will not be willing to be lonely and continue to entangle with the living.

What's more terrible is that some ghosts of dead code farmers don't even realize that they are dead, and they will still go to the company to "work"...

Hey, what a tragedy for social animals!All have been exploited by capitalists for their cost performance!Even if you die, you will never forget to be exploited!

Sure enough, when Chen Qiuhan was driving past the Google company, he heard a burst of screams and yells from inside, and several fat people stumbled out of the small door, one of them seemed to know Chen Qiuhan, and immediately jumped in front of his car , babbled a few words incoherently.

Although he didn't understand what he was yelling at all, looking at this scene, Chen Qiuhan could roughly guess what was going on inside.

"...get out of the car! Prepare to fight!"

Chen Qiuhan yelled, and stopped the Tesla by the side of the road, and the policeman in the passenger seat was the first to open the door and get out of the car.The other two college students dawdled for a while, and then got out of the car. The last one to get out was Chen Qiuhan who was driving.

Except for the policemen in police uniforms, the three "volunteers" including Chen Qiuhan were all dressed up in American cowboy clothes-wearing durable denim jackets and boots, with anti-glare masks on their foreheads. Goggles, a salt bomb gun for exorcising evil spirits and an electric shock device for self-defense hung on the waist, firecrackers, fireworks tubes and flash bombs in the pocket, and a hiking bag with salt bags, spare firecrackers and electric mosquito swatters on the back.

However, after the four gathered by the car, they did not rush in immediately, but instead went to the guard room to negotiate with the night guard.

Otherwise, if you broke in recklessly and triggered Google's security system, you would be asking for trouble.

——In large American cities with poor law and order, rich people are keen to use high-tech means to improve the safety of their homes and offices.

Whether it is a billionaire's mansion or the headquarters of the world's top [-] companies, military-grade high-tech intelligent security systems are usually installed.

Today's smart security systems are basically the same as those often seen in sci-fi movies: they do not use keys to open the door, but rely on biometric identification software; If the security system finds an uninvited guest, in addition to calling the police immediately, it will also release smoke or poisonous gas, or activate a pre-set trap.

In addition, in the lobby ceiling and walls of some large companies, there are also automatic defense devices that can spray pepper water.

Even though these anti-human gadgets can't deal with ghosts that have no entity and can escape through walls, they are enough to make Chen Qiuhan and the others drink a pot.

To make matters worse, due to the recent deterioration of law and order and frequent disturbances, a large number of police officers have died or retired from illness due to the "Corona" plague, resulting in a serious shortage of police in San Francisco.Even if a large company in Silicon Valley triggers an alarm and automatically calls the police, the police department cannot guarantee that the police will be dispatched in time.

Therefore, in order to defend themselves, large companies in Silicon Valley are strengthening their defenses and upgrading their security levels. The device that originally sprayed smoke has been changed to spray poison gas, and the device that originally sounded the alarm has become a high-voltage electricity... The underground fortress in "Resident Evil" Although the laser corridors in the building can’t be made out yet, the deadly trap of installing a bunch of polyethylene nozzles on the ceiling of the corridors and spraying hydrofluoric acid down there is already in place.

In addition, there are companies that transform the smart car into an armed combat vehicle. Although the BB bullets are fired, it is very painful to hit the body!

When Google was haunted for the first time, Chen Qiuhan, who didn't know the inside story, and his equally stunned partners, broke in recklessly, but instead of being haunted, the intelligent security system was triggered instead, and thus experienced a whole lot of trouble. This is a battle royale like a Jackie Chan movie.

In the end, apart from Chen Qiuhan, who could fly, and the seasoned police officer leading the team, the other two foreign students who were his temporary partner were all laid down in the hospital.

Although the two wounded were only slightly injured, without even a fracture, they could be discharged from the hospital in two or three days, but the problem is that one of the unlucky international students was infected with the COVID-19 virus during the hospitalization and had to be thrown into the incinerator. The corpse oven was put into an urn and mailed back to the motherland.

Now that he is revisiting the old place, Chen Qiuhan will naturally have to wait for the people from Google to let him go, and it is best to be accompanied by the company's security guards before he is willing to go in.

Fortunately, it is now all intelligently managed by the Internet, and the response is quick. Chen Qiuhan and his party quickly got permission and were let in.

At this moment, the inside of the Google company is already in a mess. Groups of ghosts let out piercing screams and released terrifying spiritual attacks.There is also the unlucky programmer who was caught by a ghost, rolled his eyes and stepped on zombie steps, staggering towards his colleagues around him.

At the same time, most of the programmers who were still staying up all night typing on the keyboard were all frightened and ran around, or hid in the corners trembling.

Only a few people screamed and sprinkled salt on the ghosts floating in the air to drive away evil spirits, or they held their mobile phones and played cat meowing at the highest volume.

However, it is difficult to accurately attack the ghosts flying in the air just by spreading salt with bare hands, and the meowing sound has long been ineffective after being played for so long.

As a half "professional", Chen Qiuhan immediately put on the goggles with ease when he saw this, and shouted "Lie down!"

Then, he raised his hand and threw a flash bomb - in an instant, a dazzling strong light bloomed, and the night turned into day.Those programmers who didn't have time to react suddenly felt a tingling pain spreading along the optic nerve, their minds went blank, and waves of dizziness hit their bodies.

I don't know how long it took before they recovered, slowly opened their eyes, and found that in the white light of the flash bombs, the weakest ghosts had been wiped out, while the remaining ghosts jumped up as if frightened, Floating high in the sky, he couldn't go, but he didn't dare to come down again.

The two foreign student volunteers who followed behind also threw flash bombs one after another, temporarily repelling the ghosts that had been entangled with the crowd.

Then, they began to distribute fireworks to Google's programmers who were not scared, instructing them to set off fireworks at ghosts to exorcise evil spirits.

——Gunpowder is the most positive thing, and the fireworks burning gunpowder can effectively drive away ghosts, at least scare ghosts from approaching.

This is different from the meowing played on the mobile phone. If the evil spirit is really sprayed in the face by fireworks, it is really possible to be wiped out.

But the bullets fired by the guns can't cause effective damage to the ghost—unless the unlucky ghost can hit the muzzle flame.

For a while, it seemed as if a firework conference was held in Google, with fire trees and silver flowers everywhere, a bright and gorgeous scene... It's just that this practice that seriously violated the fire protection regulations caused paper, documents, curtains, and even desks to be destroyed. Being ignited is also a helpless side effect.

Anyway, a high-tech company like this has complete fire-fighting facilities. Although the smart security system cannot resist the illegal intrusion of ghosts without entities, the smart fire-fighting system can quickly sense smoke and extinguish the flames in a timely and effective manner.

As a result, the Google company under the night was very lively for a while: the sky was full of ghosts, the red moon was shining brightly, the ground was sprayed with fireworks, and the fireworks were all in full bloom.There are sporadic burning fires, mixed with the white mist from the fire-fighting system, coupled with harsh sirens, beeping whistles, crackling firecrackers and hoarse shouts... It really seems so loud A land and water dojo!

As for those employees who have been possessed by evil spirits, it is also not difficult to deal with - the programmers with only 0.5 goose combat power, even if they are possessed by evil spirits, it is impossible to suddenly transform into Dwayne Johnson or Rambo Warriors, On the contrary, it moved more slowly and its movements became more rigid.

At the same time, a living person who is upper bodyed by a ghost is not a zombie, even if he is scratched or bitten, that is the case.

The real trouble is that the evil spirits may use living people as a springboard, jumping from one person to another...

Therefore, Chen Qiuhan killed all directions in the crowd by relying on himself as the chosen one of the God of Flying Noodles, with God's grace and invulnerability to all evil.First use an electric baton or a Taser gun to knock them down, and then use a salt bomb gun to shoot at their faces, forcing the ghosts out of their bodies, and then purifying or expelling them depending on the mood.

Chapter 205: Didi is planning to fight ghosts

It wasn't until the ghosts were violently dispersed one after another, and the Google campus became quiet, that a Google executive who was on duty at night came out to meet Chen Qiuhan.

——Don’t get me wrong, this night-time Google executive is not in Silicon Valley, but has been staying in his villa in Florida since three months ago. Before, he was remotely monitoring the company’s campus in Silicon Valley through the Internet. It was a remote conversation with Chen Qiuhan through video communication.

In today's Silicon Valley, this is already a routine operation - the bosses, directors and executives of major companies all stay in tropical sea view villas in Hawaii or Florida, enjoying the fresh sea breeze while relying on the Internet to remotely control the company's operations , taking the lead in implementing work from home.

No way, no matter how ingeniously designed the hidden room secret door-such as a fireplace or bookshelf that can be turned over, or a solid bulletproof door with an electromagnetic lock, or an emergency shelter built entirely with bulletproof materials, there is currently no way Fend off ghosts attacking through walls and sneak in for your life.

As for the shelters and secret rooms dedicated to anti-ghosts, although planning and design have begun, they are still far away from being turned into real objects and put into the market.

Therefore, these rich and wealthy people who are willing to die will naturally not want to stay in their companies, but would rather work remotely and work from home.

As the saying goes, "a son of a thousand gold can't sit still"!

——Just like the rich British in the era of the industrial revolution liked to live in beautiful country manors and escape from London, the foggy capital with dirty air.

There are also those arrogant and unruly technology giants and white-collar workers who want to start a company. These days, they are also fleeing the riots, plagues, and evil spirits. In addition, the San Francisco Bay Area, where rents are soaring, are rushing to crowded cities. The vast world outside the world has become a "digital nomad".

The so-called "digital nomads" refer to relying on high-speed wireless networks and powerful mobile devices to break down the boundaries between occupations and geographic regions, causing tens of millions of people to sell their homes and embrace a way of relying on the Internet to generate income. A new way of living around the world.

These people work remotely for world-renowned large companies through the Internet, in tourist resorts, coffee shops, public libraries, universities or anywhere, earn a higher level of income, but choose to live in a place with a lower price level, So as to obtain "regional arbitrage".

——It’s the same as the American company’s customer service center in the Philippines and India, and the Shanghai company’s customer service center in Sichuan.

This kind of literary and youthful lifestyle allows them to have the double freedom of space and time, completely breaking away from the boring tradition of nine-to-five, intriguing office politics, and daily commuting that wastes money and time. You don't have to wait until retirement to travel the world.

Live wherever you want, and go elsewhere when you get tired of staying in one place, be free and do whatever you want.