Nuke Miko: Chronicles of America

Chen Qiuhan leaned forward slightly, with both arms flat on the table: "... Let me tell you about my family situation first! My family opened a company in Hebei Province, which is considered a family business. The products were originally mainly sold domestically, and now they are developing Overseas markets in Europe and America have total assets of several hundred million RMB.

Of course, I have a biological brother above me, and my father also has several brothers, but the family property that will be distributed to me in the future should be 3000 to [-] million.

Currently, my family has a house in Irvine, Los Angeles, which survived the earthquake, and I will be moving back there next month.

As for domestic, my family has three houses in Shanghai. Although they are not as high as Tangcheng Yipin, there is also a 130-square-meter house in Grand Hyatt Mansion, which has been transferred to my name. At the same time, I still have a car in China. The BMW X5 was bought by my parents before I went abroad.

Under normal circumstances, my parents both manage the company in Hebei. The house in Shanghai is used for investment and rent collection, and the elders will not come to live in it.

In the end, my family has entrusted me to take care of their business in the United States. Although the exchange rate has fluctuated too much recently and I don’t make much money, the transaction volume has reached millions of dollars a month..." He said He straightened his spine: "...Are you satisfied with my answer? "

The pretty young lady heard the words, but she didn't speak. Instead, she smoothed out the messy hair at her temples with her slender hands, and a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.

But at the same time, there was resentment and disgust in her eyes.

——Please, do you know how rude it is to talk so bluntly to a girl?

Straight male thinking like this who doesn't know how to judge words and expressions will definitely not please girls!

You have to learn to carefully observe their smiles and frowns, and learn to guess their seemingly careless little movements.

However, "Steel Straight Man" Chen Qiuhan didn't seem to see through the young lady's refusal to welcome her, but continued on:

"...Okay, since you have put forward so many conditions, should I also talk about the requirements next? Blind date, some things must be made clear in advance, lest we get along for a long time and find that it is not suitable, I will waste some time Energy is fine, but if it delays your youth, it's not so good."

The beautiful young lady was even more displeased when she heard it—even though Chen Qiuhan said it very politely, politely, and practically, but...

How can a girl as beautiful as her, uh... a goddess, be put on condition by a man?Shouldn't a man kneel down to please him?

You are an introverted boy who is urged by your elders to go on a blind date. If you don't behave like a licking dog, how can you be favored by the goddess?

She suppressed her anger and reluctantly continued to listen, but Chen Qiuhan's next sentence almost made her jump up.

"...You see, my family conditions and personal conditions are definitely not bad by Chinese standards or American standards. In this case, it's fine to play casually. It shouldn’t be a problem for an original woman who has had a miscarriage or been pregnant, right?”

Chen Qiuhan stared at the beautiful young lady on the opposite side, and said jokingly, "...I am not a clean freak, but I still want to find a new wife when I am looking for a wife. At least, I definitely don't have any That interest in wearing a cuckold can be a father to other men's children!"

As soon as the words came out, the young lady's face suddenly changed, she slammed the spoon on the table, and shouted angrily: "...What do you mean?"

This shout attracted other guests in the restaurant to look over, but Chen Qiuhan remained expressionless and indifferent.

He just sat up straight very calmly, wiped his hands with a piece of paper, and said unhurriedly, "...What do you mean? It just means that you don't want to be a pick-up man! I admit that you are indeed beautiful, but the asking price is too high." Isn’t it too high? Cars, houses, and millions of gifts? Do you really think you’re a goddess?

Hehe, even if she is a goddess, she is still a goddess who has been played to death long ago!Or a fallen goddess with someone's son in her belly! "

Looking at the blushing young lady on the opposite side, Chen Qiuhan looked straight into her eyes, and said unceremoniously, the expression on her face was very natural, without the slightest evasion in her eyes, as if to say [You are so sorry, the lion opened his mouth wide] , I am ashamed to poke your dead point].

"... Let me guess? Is the child in your belly white? Or dark? Just because you look down on your compatriots, you probably won't sleep with Asians, right? Next, you are going to go Abortion or miscarriage? Or are you planning to find someone to take over and make the child in your womb a father?

Alas, if you are looking for a receiver, you should look for a receiver, and you still put on such a high-ranking fairy look, you are a spoiled bastard, do you deserve it?

Tsk tsk, it really makes people wonder what to say, when you are playing with others, those bottle openers only need a few gifts at most to do it for you.Now it's in front of me, asking for a house and a car, and not marrying without a million-dollar gift?What kind of double standard is this?Think I'm a bitch? "

"...you, you, you... hooligan! Nonsense! Be careful, I will sue you for defamation! If you don't want money, you will pour sewage on me!"

The distraught young lady stood up angrily and cursed: "...I have never seen such a shameless man like you!"

"...Shameless? It's you who are shameless, right? You've been exposed, and you still want to play tricks and deny? What's the point?"

Chen Qiuhan rolled his eyes, and suddenly activated his ability as the flying noodles master, his eyes turned bright golden, and slowly flew up from the seat, and then said unhurriedly, "...the introducer Maybe I forgot to tell you that besides having a little money at home, I have a real god behind me. Although this real god doesn’t have many skills, at least it gave me a pair of sharp eyes, so I can see through your belly that you shouldn’t have s things!

For the sake of being Chinese compatriots, I will invite you to dinner this time, so go ahead and find the picker you want! "

After finishing speaking, he dropped a stack of dollars, and instead of going through the main entrance, he flew out from the balcony.

Only the young lady with a livid face was left, standing there at a loss.

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"...Hello? What? That bitch still has the face to call her parents to complain? Said that I hurt her reputation? And threatened to sue me?

damn it!Mom, I really can't blame me for this, I followed your instructions to go on a blind date!But this woman really can't do it!It's not good to look like a fairy!She is pregnant with a baby!I'm not interested in raising children for other men!

What?Aunt Jiang, who is the introducer, will lose face if I do this?Please, I haven't even held her accountable for introducing this pregnant woman! "

"...Well, I know that the parents of this beautiful pregnant woman today have an industry in the United States and have connections. Our father wants to cooperate with her father to develop overseas markets...but even if it is so, we can't stuff such a thing to harm us Me! I came on a blind date without even destroying the fetus? Isn’t it outrageous?

To be honest, it is absurd for Dad to use such a backward method of marriage to engage in business cooperation. What is the binding force of marriage these days?Divorce rates are now higher than marriage rates in many places.American men are even more frightened and generally dare not get married! "

"...Anyway, this girl is the last one today, don't ask me for any blind date again, even if you cut it first and play later, it's useless, I will definitely release the pigeons at that time! Alright, that's the end of the call, I still want to Let's drive! Goodbye!"

On the streets of San Francisco, Chen Qiuhan, who had just finished another failed blind date, sat on the second-hand Tesla tram he just bought, put away his mobile phone irritably, then lowered the window, and spat out of the car, "... bad luck !"

——It seems that it was because of the exchange rate fluctuations that were so popular before, not only did not make money, but also lost some money. Therefore, Chen Qiuhan's parents felt that it must be because of the lack of connections in the United States. In a good situation, a gutter was made and the boat capsized.

So they came up with a whim, wanting to find a capable in-law in the Chinese circle in San Francisco, and cooperate with each other to avoid risks.

Coupled with the fact that many enthusiastic elders with connections in both China and the United States actively made introductions, Chen Qiuhan had to go on blind dates in the United States.

——Many Chinese bosses who have immigrated to the United States in recent years often have properties in both China and the United States, and their children may not all immigrate with them. Some of them grew up in China.Therefore, among Chen Qiuhan's blind dates, there are both ABC who can't speak Chinese at all, and compatriots who have studied abroad like him.

To be honest, although Chen Qiuhan is not very keen on such things as blind dates, it is not considered repulsive. After all, dating girls is also a kind of pastime.

But the problem is that his parents are obviously not entrusted with people, and the blind date introduced by him is really speechless one by one.

Today, this pregnant and unrestrained woman from a rich family who wants to find Pan Xia is not the most outrageous. What's even more outrageous is that a girl from the Lily tribe who has a gender and loves women also came to him for a blind date, even though he wouldn't even let him hold her hand. , but the car and house dowry gifts are also indispensable, making Chen Qiuhan roll his eyes in choke.

Another Cantonese-speaking girl asked him if she would open a company in the United States in the future. The reason... She said that after she got married, she would arrange a job for her natal family. cousin, brother from aunt's family, little aunt from grandma's family...

The feeling is to vacate Chen Qiuhan's company and turn it into her family business—it's really more than Fudimo.

There was even a mafia lady with arm tattoos and smoky makeup who came to invite Chen Qiuhan to join her gang in the name of a blind date. Backing up, follow her little brother to storm the black area...

For this, Chen Qiuhan is naturally grateful - as the chosen one of the Flying Noodle God, he can only fly, but he has no bulletproof function!

Of course, there are some girls who are more normal, but they are "normal" according to the modern American standards - taking drugs, playing wildly, messing with men and women, and so on. It's okay, but if you want to be a wife... then it's still exempt, right?

I have been taking so many drugs since middle school, what if I give birth to a deformed child?

After getting in touch with so many blind date partners, Chen Qiuhan finally realized why those diamond queens like to live the life of single nobles?social trends?A symbol of civilizational progress?Wrong, they just don't want to take on family responsibilities, legal responsibilities and moral responsibilities.

But on the other hand, the reason why they are so irresponsible is to some extent forced out by those "new generation independent women".

Because these women who have been influenced by money worship want to cross class or get out of trouble through marriage on the one hand, and on the other hand, they don’t have the consciousness to be a good wife and mother. In case of crisis, immediately divorce and run away...

——Who wants her husband to give her equality and respect, but also evades all kinds of obligations and responsibilities, who can bear such an exquisite egoist?

Come on, since women don't want to take on family responsibilities, then men naturally don't take on family responsibilities, so let's all be scumbags!

Anyway, the beauty of a woman is bound to depreciate rapidly over time, while the wealth of a man can often continue to grow over time.

After such a calculation, for a rich man, it is more cost-effective to "rent" the beauties around him. If you want to lose it, you can lose it, and you can change it if you want...

"... Sigh, even if you are reprimanded by those blind elders who rely on the old and sell the old, you can only admit it. You can't really have a strange and precious thing around you, right?

Even going to a bar to meet girls, or finding a cleaner female college student on a social networking site, is better than such an inexplicable blind date!

Not to mention not being able to eat a bite of meat from the beginning to the end, and causing so much trouble!It feels like a big loss! "

While Chen Qiuhan muttered to himself, he changed into the camouflage uniform for urban street fighting in the car, and took out the salt bomb gun, electric shock device and the witchcraft talisman presented to him by Megumi Akiyama to expel evil spirits, "... finish this week's Exorcist volunteers, go back to Irvine and stay at home..."

Chapter 203, Unpaid Green Card Soldier

In San Francisco in the middle of the night, the red moon hangs high above the thin clouds, spilling bloody red light onto the ground.

Chen Qiuhan was wearing a camouflage uniform and bulletproof vest, and was driving a Tesla electric car slowly on the road to Silicon Valley.

There are two other heavily armed American college student volunteers and a leading policeman also sitting in this Tesla tram.

This is the exorcism team that San Francisco just established this month. The organizational rules are blank, the quality of the members is uneven, and the weapons and equipment are basically random. It is not so much an official organization as it is more similar to an informal club and club, or The vigilante in superhero comics.

——The difference is that the “vigilante” in superhero comics basically enters the profession voluntarily after enlightenment, but these volunteer exorcists in reality are forced to do voluntary labor because of various unavoidable circumstances. As San Francisco A supplementary force of police and FBI agents.

However, the content of their voluntary labor is not community service such as cleaning up beaches or sweeping streets, but suppressing supernatural crises throughout the city...

Even if a tutor in a university oppresses graduate students, there is no such way of oppression!

It is obviously a task of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents, how can you forcibly shirk it to a group of college students, and force them to volunteer to work on the battlefield?

What's even more amazing is that quite a few of these "voluntary" college students are not Americans at all, but foreign students!

This is simply using them as cannon fodder for green card soldiers-but the school assigns the task of being an exorcist, what else can international students do?

As long as these foreigners still want to get a diploma, or even take the postgraduate entrance examination, they have to bite the bullet and work hard.

Naturally, these reluctant "vigilantes" all complained a lot about the treatment of the above-mentioned unscrupulous factories that "have too much work and no money", saying that they are "holding the equipment of the Defenders, He's doing S.H.I.E.L.D., and there's no Daredevil in charge."

Therefore, these "volunteer exorcists" had extremely low morale from the very beginning, and they fished as they could, without any subjective initiative at all.

The work attitude is extremely irresponsible, basically run away if you can, hide if you can hide, pretend to be stupid if you can, and never go when you are in danger.

——For voluntary labor that is not paid for by force, how much sense of responsibility can you expect them to have?

Today's night patrol still stipulates that they must go to various places in the patrol area to check in every night, so they have to reluctantly dispatch.

Just as Chen Qiuhan and his group, who were assigned to the Silicon Valley night patrol mission, were driving slowly to Silicon Valley, they heard sporadic gunshots in the distance. Or are gangs fighting?

"...Hey, since last month, those Los Angeles gang members have fled to San Francisco one after another, and this city has become more and more chaotic!"

A South Korean college student who was inspecting the salt bomb gun sighed and said, "...the living criminals can't beat them, so why beat ghosts?"

"...Yeah, in today's San Francisco, far more people are killed by humans or viruses every day than by ghosts."

Chen Qiuhan, who was driving, looked at the orange-red flames in the open-air crematorium on the parking lot next to the street, and complained, "...in the past, someone shot pedestrians with automatic rifles on the street, and it was already a big hit in the United States." According to the news, the place where the incident occurred must have shocked the whole society.

What now?I don't know how many times there have been extermination cases of wealthy families, and the capture of the city hall and the police station are not taken seriously.

I heard that in Golden Gate Park last night, some people thought submachine guns were not fun, so they used RPG to bombard them, and a rocket bomb knocked over the armored vehicle of the police station.In the Tenderloin District, where the law and order is the most chaotic, roadside bombs appeared, and they were steel ball bombs specially used for anti-personnel use. Hundreds of people were killed in one explosion!

If the chaos continues like this, it is estimated that the bomb disposal unit of the US military will have to be transferred from the Middle East to barely hold the scene, right? "

"...well, indeed, the casualty ratios of World War II show that explosives are the most effective weapon of destruction, 70% of soldiers killed by explosions, and only 30% by bullets. Modern bombs are triggered in more ways , the lethality is stronger, even the U.S. military in the Middle East are afraid of roadside bombs!"

Another volunteer exorcist who seemed to be an overseas student from South America pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose and said with a sigh.

"...In addition to the gun battles at night, more and more needles are littered on the street during the day. I dare not go out for a walk with the dog, lest the dog step on the needles——The husky I raise is really Silly, so stupid it always makes me wonder how it survived and grew so big."

The Korean student went on to complain, "...I took the dog to the pet hospital the day before yesterday, and when I came out, I found the car window was smashed and there were needles on the seat..."

"...Uh, isn't this a very common thing?" Chen Qiuhan said disapprovingly.

"...The problem is, this is the third time my car has been smashed this month! The repair bill is going to bankrupt me!"

The Korean student smiled bitterly and said, "...and the car is full of the disgusting smell of burning hemp leaves. I don't know how much the gangster who got in has smoked in it. I have carefully cleaned the interior of the car. , but the smell still vaguely makes me uncomfortable!"

"...It's easy to handle. If you follow the fashion and smoke the leaves, you won't feel the smell anymore." The Latin American student interjected with a smile.

"...What is your smashed car? My car was burned! So now I can only buy a second-hand Tesla electric car to make do with it."

Chen Qiuhan curled his lips like this and said, "...Fortunately, the night patrol assigned to us is in Silicon Valley. If I were to go to a ghostly place like Tenderloin for night patrol, I would rather not have a diploma than resolutely disobey orders. This gang The war is almost turning into the Battle of Fallujah!"

Hey, even New York's Hell's Kitchen is probably not as lively as San Francisco at night, right? "

Hearing the crisp gunshots and rumbling explosions in the distance, he muttered exhaustedly.

"...Hell's Kitchen? Now New York's Hell's Kitchen is very peaceful. I heard that in the past few weeks, more than 1 people died of plague in New York every day. Hell's Kitchen has died. And there are no zombies over there, there will be no walking dead..."

The fat middle-aged policeman who led the team grumbled and said, "...if possible, I really want to be transferred to New York!

Of course, it’s better to resign and go to the countryside to live in seclusion and enjoy life, and now in the big city, every day is a big adventure..."

"...Who says it's not? Ghosts, zombies, plagues, gang wars, and soaring prices... What's going on this year?"

The Korean student continued to complain angrily, and then saw a bright flame rising in the distance, "...Damn, did this burn down the gas station?"

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Although those Japanese gangsters with sunglasses and tattoos all over their bodies, such as the Yamaguchi-gumi, are well-known in film and television dramas, they seem to be very capable of fighting.But in fact, there are only 22 violent gangs in Japan, and the total number of members was less than [-] at its peak, and only [-] were left until recently.

Moreover, with the aging of Japanese society, the gang has also aged seriously. Its backbone members are mainly old men in their 80s and [-]s. Illegal fishing to make a living has degenerated into a family of poor people who hang out in the vegetable market.

So much so that Japanese gangs are internationally defined as "service gangs", which shows how lacking in martial arts and unbearable fela this generation is.

In contrast, in the United States today, there are as many as 140 gangs of various types, with [-] million core members. If temporary members and peripheral personnel are included, the total strength can reach more than [-] million, which is enough to demonstrate their martial arts abundant.

More importantly, unlike the Japanese violent gangs that have no successors, the countless slums in major cities across the United States provide these brave gangs with a steady stream of new forces-many black Americans and Hispanics living in the slums , especially African-Americans, basically either dreamed of playing basketball and singing rap since childhood, or prepared to be a gangster and want to be a big boss since childhood.

Although the U.S. officials felt that this was not possible, they just assigned quotas to universities and required universities to enroll a certain number of black college students.

However, those black people who are really motivated have already been admitted to college, and the rest of the black people would rather hang out on the street than go to college. Handing in blank papers, getting red lights in all exams, and failing to graduate after seven or eight years of study.

In the end, under the strong pressure of the government, the university could only continue to do special things, smash its own signs, and issue graduation certificates to these unqualified black students-the result was a serious backlash, or a rat shit broke the pot Soup has made recruitment companies even more distrustful of black college students.

Because, who knows how you got your college degree?Is it really studied and tested?Or is it based on political correctness?