Nuke Miko: Chronicles of America

She greeted Abby like this, "...Compared to the appearance at the USC concert, your appearance has changed a lot!"

"...You will only change more than me. It is also my honor to get to know the famous nuclear explosion witch again."

Ms. Abby replied politely, "...The little achievements I have just made can keep up with you on the cover of "Time" magazine, but there is no way to compare. The United Nations has held a meeting because of you to discuss whether Special legislation is required to restrict private ownership of nuclear weapons!"

"...Don't underestimate yourself, Sister Abby, I believe your photo will soon be on the cover of "Time" magazine."

Akiyama Hui smiled politely and said, "...after all, you are now supported by Lord Wu'an and favored by the Goddess of Disease, and become his chosen one. I am afraid that you will have a higher status than me in the future.

What's more, there are only two tiefling beauties with curved horns in the world at present, those journalists will definitely go crazy for you!

By the way, have your feet turned into cute little hooves? "

She deliberately looked down at Abby's legs, but unfortunately she couldn't see anything clearly because of the sagging linen tablecloth.

On the other hand, Abby smiled slightly when she saw this, and raised a slender and round jade leg gracefully, "...No, I'm a tiefling now, not a succubus, so naturally I don't have sheep's hooves. But your fox ears and Fox tail, but it makes people like it even more! Those Fu Ruikong will fascinate you."

At the same time, Abby pointed to the fox ears on Kei Akiyama's head and the fox tail behind her buttocks, and said with a smile.

After such a playful exchange of greetings, the little witch Akiyama Megumi asked Abby the key question she was most concerned about and curious about: How did you, an international student at the University of Southern California, come to Seattle from Los Angeles, and then from a mortal—ordinary? transgender, turned tiefling?

In this regard, Abby didn't want to hide anything, and immediately gave a very reasonable reason - she just came to the United States from Thailand to study, and joined the local LGBT sexual minority movement group, and with her natural beauty , Mixed into a very popular idol star and facade.

Among the various social groups that have taken to the streets in Seattle, LGBT groups with rainbow flags are the vanguard of them—and most of these gays, gays, and other special human beings are not local to Seattle. people, but came from all over the country.

After the establishment of the "Seattle Commune", the LGBT group, which thought it had won the "revolutionary victory", hung a huge rainbow flag on the Space Needle Tower, while tweeting online and making phone calls from all over the country to shake people up, in an attempt to further strengthen its momentum , making this performance show even more vigorous.

Therefore, after a major earthquake occurred in Los Angeles and the school was forced to suspend classes indefinitely, Abby, an international student who had nothing to do but was always courageous, followed the crowd and followed the Rainbow Flag group she belonged to all the way north to Seattle. The main force of the rainbow flag under the Space Needle joins forces.

After hearing Abby's description, Akiyama Hui couldn't help nodding slightly, feeling that there seemed to be no flaws in it.

Indeed, for the recently ascendant LGBT sexual minority groups in the United States, the ladyboys in Thailand are simply natural international allies.

What's more, the birth of a "special human being" like a ladyboy in Thailand is itself a credit to the United States of America.

——As the most well-known signboard "national quintessence" of modern Thailand in the world, the history of Thai transvestites is actually not very long. The earliest transvestites were American soldiers who went to Thailand to rest and spend during the Vietnam War. They worked with local brothel owners. Developed "tourism project".

If you think about it, you know that before the invention of estrogen drugs, the ancients could only castrate eunuchs at best, but they couldn't make male and female monsters.

Of course, that kind of natural beauty, boys and girls, has always existed since ancient times, but this is a personal talent and cannot be copied in large numbers.

Therefore, in the distant era before the Cold War, Thailand did have the custom of letting little boys wear women's clothing to perform and dance, but it can only be said to be similar to that in traditional Chinese dramas where men dress up as women and sing Huadan, far less than that in modern Thailand in Pattaya. The side plays so depraved and exaggerated.

But it has developed into modern times... Since the beginning of the 21st century, schools in Thailand have been specially equipped with "third gender toilets".It was much earlier than the time when the United States came up with a bunch of weird genders and the chaos of men's and women's toilets-after all, Thailand really has actual needs.

Cough cough, let’s get back to business, next, when the LGBT group gathered under the Space Needle Tower in downtown Seattle accidentally summoned Grazter, the dark lord, and further degenerated into a group of demon worshipers, and Abby also half-pushed on the spot joined it.

Next, the big black-skinned demon Grazt, who eats all men and women, quickly recognized people with his eyes, and felt that Abby was very suitable for him. He also heard that she was making "witchcraft props (Buddha cards)" in her hometown in Thailand. )", immediately "devil's heart rejoices" and grants Abby blood transformation.

Since then, Abby, a transgender lady from Thailand, has become a half-human, half-demon black-haired tiefling, stepping into the extraordinary circle.

After the great demon Grazte colluded with the American pharmaceutical giants last night and held a blood sacrifice to summon Talona, ​​the goddess of poison and disease, Abby was lucky again. For some reason, she was spotted by Talona and accepted as a voter— —Now she calls herself the "Disease Witch".

"...Disease Witch, this title seems to have the style of a Japanese idol! I believe it will soon become famous all over the world."

Akiyama Megumi joked to Abby, "...But, why did the people here ask you to come forward and go to the hospital to buy and buy corpses? It seems that such uncomfortable things are not suitable for you. A foreign beauty like you will preside over the arrangements?"

"Ah, it's probably because of the family background." Abby replied indifferently.

"...Family background? Your family is in Thailand. Could it be that they bought the corpse for the medical school?" Akiyama Hui asked.

"...This...is a little different." Abby thought for a while and said, "...that's it. In my hometown in Thailand, there is a ghost market that opens from four to six every morning. My house Because of the need to make amulets, I often go to the ghost market to purchase raw materials."

"...Ghost market? A market that sells ghost money and paper figures and paper carts?" Qiu Shanhui immediately remembered the business of Chen Qiuhan's family.

"...No, no, no, the ghost market is not in the business of funeral supplies, but in the real business of the underworld."

Abby shook her head and said, "...that ghost market looks a bit like a slave market at first glance, but it's actually a slaughterhouse that sells dead people.

Specifically, many gangsters and underground banks that lend usury in my hometown of Thailand will take some of the poisonous insects and rotten boys they control who can't squeeze out money, are full of diseases, and no one wants their organs. Go to the ghost city that only opens for two hours a day, and use waste.

How to use waste?It is to kill these rotten people, boil the fat into corpse oil, and sell them to those who make amulets—such as my company.Uh, there are also shops that sell corpse oil to make various medicines-in Thailand, there are as many shops selling corpse oil as there are perfumes!

Next, their bones will continue to be sold for money, and the complete skeletons in good condition can be sold to medical schools and research institutes.

As for skeletons that are not in good condition or are missing, they can only be dismantled and sold, or ground into bone powder, or sold to make utensils, and polished into Buddha cards, hairpins, bone flutes, and statues. For a while, Thailand was the place that exported the most human bones in the world.

Of course, this business declined a little later, and was robbed of a lot of business by Cambodia next door..."

Miss Abby broke the news with joy, she seemed completely unaware that something was wrong, but Akiyama Megumi listened with embarrassment.

Taking the export of corpse oil and human bones as the fist industry?

Uh, is this place in Thailand?Are you still in the Demon Kingdom?

Even if it is Shituoling in "Journey to the West", it is probably like this, right?

Akiyama Hui couldn't help slandering secretly, feeling that the tropical tourist destination Thailand in his impression had been given a gloomy underworld filter...

Chapter 178 Why are doctors in the evil camp?

In short, because of her transgender status, Abby was favored by Grazt, the dark lord, and became a half-demon tiefling.

Next, because of the identity of a "patient" and the potential of a transcendent, this ladyboy from Thailand was spotted by Talona, ​​the goddess of poison and disease. When they arrived at the newly born Talona Church, they became the chosen people of the God of Plague.

——As a Thai ladyboy who has undergone castration and needs to take estrogen daily, Miss Abby is naturally considered a chronic patient.

No matter how successful and perfect Abby's sex reassignment surgery is, there will still be some sequelae and underlying diseases.

As for Abby's job-hopping, the well-resourced big devil Grazter didn't have the slightest grudge, but applauded and sent him off.

——As a demon, it is difficult to control a god for a long time.

Not to mention that the plague is raging in the United States today, and the pharmaceutical giants and the commissioners of the CDC have been staring at this god of all doctors from the very beginning.

Therefore, Talona's power in the real world will surely soar into the sky in a short period of time, and it cannot be stopped at all.

Instead of pointing fingers from the very beginning and offending this popular fried chicken, Grazte might as well try his best to curry favor with Talona.

Although being poached by Talona seems to be a loss for Graz'zt, but on the other hand, Graz'zt can put a transcendent who he supports in Talona's church, and keep it. Wouldn't it be a good thing for the next incense love?

In this way, Miss Abby, a transsexual from Thailand, has become a "disease witch" today.

Although she herself thought the name was very good, Akiyama Megumi had a subtle expression on it.

——With the popularity of the phenomenon-level novel "Lord of the Mysteries" last year, on the current Chinese Internet, the meaning of the word "witch" has undergone some subtle changes...

Coincidentally, Abby's gender-changed identity of "Disease Witch" perfectly fits the new definition of "Witch" in "Master of the Mysteries".

Hmm, I don't know what this genuine witch will taste like, what will it be like?

Uh, anyway, the little witch Akiyama Megumin would never have the guts to taste it.

No matter how beautiful this Miss Abby is.

——This witch has been doing real underworld business in the ghost market in Thailand long before she became a demon, making money from corpse oil and human bones!

Facing such a witch from the underworld, what kind of brave man must be to want to kiss Fangze?

Therefore, Megumi Akiyama quickly changed the subject, talked about the "Buddhist card" that Abby had been tinkering with before, and asked her if she had mastered any supernatural abilities inherited from the family when she was in Thailand, and could make a real magic weapon , used to drive ghosts to work for themselves...

——Because he was born in a Shinto family in Japan, Megumi Akiyama is very interested in witchcraft and magic in other parts of Asia.

As a result, Abby laughed wildly at this and waved her hands again and again, indicating that her family is just ordinary people and has no supernatural powers.

"...How is it possible? How can my family have such a powerful ability? My family opened a small company in Thailand to sell tourist souvenirs. If the family really had the method of playing head-down techniques and exorcising ghosts and gods, my father would have cursed everyone. Competitors directly monopolize the market and get rich and rich!"

Uh, Reluctant is the son/daughter of a family who does business in the underworld, and the way of thinking is so underworld.

——The so-called amulet in Thailand is actually a kind of Buddhist amulet, which is decorated with various Buddha statues in the form of relief or painting.

At first glance, it seems that there is basically no big difference from the Buddhist-themed tourist souvenirs sold in ancient temples and temples in East Asia.

But the problem is that Thailand’s Buddhism is mixed with a lot of heresy, and some practice methods are somewhat similar to Tibetan Lamaism, so they come up with a lot of stuff like black magic props-such as mixing corpse oil and bone meal "Special" amulets such as grave soil and so on.

Uh, what's even more disgusting is that the dead baby is dried and ground into it, and pressed with clay and other materials to make amulets.

According to local horror legends in Thailand, this kind of amulet made of human corpses is soaked in corpse oil and has been enchanted by the head master. Good luck, but in the end there will be retribution and so on.

Therefore, when I learned that Abby was selling amulets recently, Akiyama Hui couldn't help being a little puzzled: Could it be that you already knew how to play ghosts when you were in Thailand?

However, Abby said that there is no real head-down master in her family, and she only sells some ordinary amulets.Although some evil amulets are indeed mixed with bone meal, corpse oil, and a bunch of messy spices, there really are no ghosts sealed in them.

In other words, before coming to the United States, before last month to be precise, Abby had never seen any ghosts with her own eyes.

Since she has never even seen a ghost, how can Abby control the ghost?

Those really powerful amulets that she has been tinkering with in Seattle recently are actually nothing more than embedding flowers.

"...I'm not a real head-bending master, and I haven't learned any spells in my hometown. How can I make an amulet for controlling little ghosts.

As for those gadgets sold in Seattle, why can they drive away ghosts and evil spirits?Because it is actually the abyss currency made by Lord Wu'an - the soul prism!Then I pasted a layer of polymer clay (polymer clay) on the outside, and pressed the Buddha statue with a seal! "

Abby smiled and took out a small amulet, put it on the table, took out a small hammer from her waist, and hit the amulet hard.

The next moment, the gold-painted soft pottery polymer clay Buddha statue decorated on the shell of the amulet shattered with a click.

Next, from among the shattered clay relief fragments, a brilliant square crystal fell.

——This thing is a transparent crystal cut into tetrahedrons. Its material is just ordinary quartz glass. Its volume is about the same as a large dice. It refracts dazzling iridescence under the light, but although it looks good, But it always gives people the illusion of heart palpitations.

If you pick it up and look carefully, you will find a small fuzzy face inside, howling just like the famous painting "The Scream".

This is the soul prism, the currency used by demons and devils in the dnd setting, and each crystal contains the soul of an unlucky guy.

Because the batch of soul prisms that Abby used to pretend to be amulets were all made by the great demon Lord Graz'zt, and they were inevitably contaminated with a trace of Graz'zt's evil power.And in the face of Graz'zt's top-ranking personalities in the demon world, how can ordinary ghosts dare to offend?

You know, according to the rules of DND, demons use souls as food!

Those little ghosts sensed the aura of a big devil standing at the top of the food chain like Graz'zt, why don't they turn around and run away?

——This is the truth that the "Amulet" can expel ghosts.

It's the same reason that tigers, leopards and wolves in the natural world use the smell of urine to delineate their territory, so that foreign beasts will be discouraged by the smell.

Of course, any kind of DND demon creation is not a good thing for ordinary mortals.

Even if it is the demonic currency such as the soul prism, if a mortal carries it with him for a long time, there is also the risk of his soul being corrupted.

——Just like the famous saying: "When you look at the abyss, the abyss is also looking at you."

Fortunately, after all, Miss Abby did not lose her conscience. Instead of using this thing to fight poison with fire, she took some precautionary measures.

First of all, she did not let the buyer directly look at the wronged soul in the soul prism, but pasted a layer of clay mixture of corpse oil, bone powder and soft pottery on the outside, printed Buddha statues, mythical beasts, and Buddhist symbols such as lotus and swastikas— —It is more or less a layer of protection.

Secondly.This kind of soul prism disguised as an amulet, Abby did not let people wear it close to the body, but let them be enshrined in the living room or lobby of the house, so that the risk of being corrupted by the devil's breath is much smaller.

In addition, Abby also warned them, and gave a period of "it can only be used for ten years at most", allowing the buyer to discard it by then...

Akiyama Megumi didn't know what to say to Abby's honesty.

After all, it is a reality that the spiritual energy is revived in the western United States and the rampant ghosts are rampant, and the series of ghost-fighting methods proposed by Megumi Akiyama before also have various disadvantages-at least there is no way to prevent people from sleeping. The infestation of evil spirits and ghosts.

Therefore, relying on the "Buddhist card" that Abby took out to drive away ghosts seems to be an impossible method, a temporary choice in desperation.

As for the use of the soul prism, there is a side effect of being infected by the devil's breath... Uh, I can only say that this is life, right?

Next, Megumi Akiyama asked Abby again why these American pharmaceutical giants and official health agencies were so cruel, arrogant and unreasonable when they were dealing with the forest and ranger goddess Melika, but when they were dealing with poison and plague. When she was the goddess Talona, ​​she was so humble and flattering?Isn't the difference in attitude too big?And it's completely bewildering!

——For this question, the cheap mother Akiyama Yukie who was sitting next to her was even more interested than Akiyama Megumi, and immediately pricked up her ears.

Therefore, Abby, the witch of disease, asked back, what do you think is the core goal of pharmaceutical companies and the CDC?

"... Treating diseases, preventing plagues, improving people's health and life expectancy?" Megumi Akiyama thought for a while before answering in a well-regulated manner.

"...You really overestimate the conscience of the CDC and pharmaceutical companies. Their goal is always only one: to make money!"

Abby shook her head and said, "...the only difference is that what the CDC wants to earn is the government's financial appropriations, while pharmaceutical companies draw money from the people's pockets—however, the church of the forest and the ranger goddess Melika is seriously It hinders them from making money, so naturally they hate it!"

"...Hindered them from making money? Where is the hindrance? I even used the healing technique, isn't it sincere enough?" Akiyama Yuki asked.

"...It is precisely because the Goddess of the Forest can grant the priests the [cure-all-disease] healing technique that makes them completely intolerable!"

Abby spread her hands, "...whether pharmaceutical companies, hospitals, or the CDC, they don't like to let the patients' diseases be cured.

On the contrary, what they like most is the kind of half-hearted medicine and therapy, which can hang the patient's life, make the patient neither recover nor die, and the acute disease becomes chronic disease, and they can only drag the sick body to mobilize all social relations to make money. Then send money to hospitals and pharmaceutical companies in a steady stream.

Until every penny of the patient and the patient's family was squeezed out, and they were even heavily in debt, they died because they had no money to continue treatment.

However, the healing technique bestowed by the Forest Goddess directly made the patient heal in an instant. How could the pharmaceutical company keep the patient paying for it?

On the contrary, my lord can control the effect of magical treatment, so that the patient can neither get better nor die, which naturally suits the taste of the American medical community.

In fact, as long as you look at the teachings of our Lord, you will know how perfectly compatible He is with the American pharmaceutical industry..."