Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

Jiang Yun yawned halfway through his speech, lay down on the small table, and fell asleep soundly.

The drunkards in the live broadcast room looked confused, and they calculated it seriously.

The Taoist priest only drank five cups, and then he became drunk. The amount of alcohol is too bad!

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Chapter 155

After Jiang Yun passed out, the water friends in the live broadcast room were speechless.

"The Daoist's drinking capacity, I can drink twenty (σ≧?▽?≦?)σ of him alone."

"After watching the live broadcast for so long, I finally discovered the short board of the Taoist leader. He can't drink too much. When he comes to our Shandong, he has to have a table with the children."

"That's right, that's right, in Shandong, women can drink better than Taoist priests."

"The girl from Inner Mongolia said that after I got the Taoist priest drunk and lay on the same bed with him, would he be responsible for me?"

"Girl, punishment! But uncle, as someone who has experienced it, I have to tell you one thing. If a man is really drunk, it's impossible for him to lose his sex after drinking. It's all a conspiracy."

The anchors are all drunk, so the live broadcast can't continue, so today they can only broadcast in a hurry.

Chen Shilei helped Jiang Yun into the room, took off his clothes, and covered the quilt. Just as he was about to close the door, a white shadow rushed into Jiang Yun's room.

Xiao Bai skillfully shook his body under the bed, then jumped onto the bed and got into the quilt.

It just showed its head and looked at Chen Shilei quietly.

Three or three seconds later, Chen Shilei muttered a monster, closed the door, covered his face and walked away.

Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, the Patriarch of the Sanqing is above, it is really unreasonable, I have practiced for 30 years, and today I was shown by an arctic fox, how can I justify it?

The next morning.

At eight o'clock in the morning, the sun was shining on his buttocks, and Jiang Yun woke up from his drunken state.

He clutched his forehead, his expression was quite painful, every time he was drunk, he felt that his brain was about to be separated from his skull, and he wished he could die on the spot.

After the internal force circulated once, the three souls and six souls returned to their original positions, and their brains became quite clear.

It's time to deal with political affairs. After entering the mountain for a week, I have accumulated a lot of reputation points, and it's time to draw a lottery.

The reason why there is no lottery draw in the mountains is very simple. If a big thing is drawn, there is really no way to explain it and there is no way to take it back.

Jiang Yun glanced at the system properties panel, the reputation value: 421 million!

It has to be said that the effect of the live broadcast during this period is getting better and better, and the rise in prestige points is increasing at a speed visible to the naked eye.

System, conduct four advanced lottery draws!

"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained a set of Qijue Locking Cloud Formation."

"[Seven Absolute Locking Cloud Formation]: It is a spirit-gathering formation produced by Kunlun Tianji Academy. Its effective range is two acres of land. It is composed of seven formation flags, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple, and seven-colored glazed eyes."

"The Qijuesuo Cloud Formation is a small best in the Spirit Gathering Formation. It is famous in the practice world for its simple layout and remarkable effect. It is a must-have weapon for practitioners."

"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained a copy of the "Criminal Law" of the Zhenpai Heart Law."

"The purpose of the "Criminal Law" is to punish criminals and protect the people. It is a law formulated in accordance with the Constitution and combined with our country's specific experience and actual conditions in fighting crime."

"Practitioners will inevitably fight and kill. As a model moral benchmark in the Taoist world, the host must know the law and abide by the law, be good at using the law, and protect his own legitimate rights and interests!"

"As long as the law permits, you can fight as you should!"

"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained a vermilion fruit seedling."

"[Zhu Guo]: A low-grade spiritual root that grows on a single plant for many years. Its fruit contains spiritual energy and is easily absorbed by the human body, so it is very popular in the practice world."

"Remarks: It needs to be planted on soil that contains spiritual energy and watered with water that contains spiritual energy. The more spiritual energy, the faster the vermilion fruit will grow and the more fruit it will bear."

"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained the secret book "Innate Divination Deduction"."

""Congenital Divination Deduction": a must-read for beginners in divination. After learning, you can deduce the congenital gossip and briefly calculate what will happen next."

"As a regular Taoist priest with an establishment, he must be proficient in the technique of divination, so as to enhance his compulsion."

Jiang Yun frowned as he looked at the four items he had drawn.

I have to say that expensive is expensive for a reason.

The Qijue Locking Cloud Formation is extremely helpful to practice, and it will be ready after dinner, so enjoy it early.

The "Criminal Law" is indeed a higher level than the "Civil Code". After a while, I will make a program with Mr. Luo, and the "Criminal Law" will definitely come in handy.

Even if it doesn't work, if someone comes to the Taoist Temple to challenge him in the future, he will be more serious, and he will feel good about going to court, and even how many years the sentence will be decided on the spot.

Zhu Guo is now just a small seedling the size of a palm, and it is definitely not known whether the fruit is good or not.

But as a Chinese family, I have a hobby of planting in my bones, and I will raise it slowly until the day it bears fruit.

Jiang Yun was not in a hurry, and even had some expectations.

Among the four items, only "Innate Divination Deduction" is somewhat incomprehensible. What is the use of this thing?

Don't overwhelm yourself with too many skills, learn first and then talk.

Jiang Yun looked at the "Criminal Law" and "Innate Divination Deduction" in his hands, and directly extracted and studied them.

After he finished his work, he put the whole set of Qijue Locking Cloud Formation and Vermilion Fruit Seedlings beside the bed, rubbed his face, and patted Xiaobai's butt in a wicked way.

What the hell did you do last night, little guy? Why don't you get up now?

"Beeeeeeeeee~~"

Xiaobai half-opened his eyes, shook his fluffy white tail, and hummed coquettishly.

Jiang Yun wasn't used to its bad habits at all, so he grabbed the consequences on the spot and went out the door.

It was simple for one person and one fox, and had breakfast after washing up.

It is good to have a girl in the Taoist temple, even if you get up late in the morning, someone will cook breakfast for you.

Jiang Yun sat on a small chair in the backyard. He looked at Guo Ming who was busy in the kitchen with Bai Jing, and frowned.

Didn't that guy claim to be a straight man of steel? What happened today? Could it be that his brain has opened up and he wants to get out of the order?

"Jiang Daochang, you were drunk yesterday, drink some white porridge in the morning, this nourishes your stomach, I also prepared two side dishes for you, you can eat some!" Little Senior Sister Bai Jing came over with a bowl the size of a human head.

Jiang Yun scratched his head in embarrassment: "Bai Jushi, you are a guest, and I am so embarrassed to ask you to cook. You can go to work, and the poor can clean up after dinner."

"Brother Jiang, you're getting a little out of touch now, which of the three of us is with whom?"

"You don't have to worry about eating. After we finish eating, we can clean up." Guo Ming patted his chest and said.

Jiang Yun looked at this guy, then at the shy little senior sister Bai Jing who had turned around and ran back to the kitchen.

He raised his brows up, how could the two of them have something to do in one night?

Someone rushed to wash the dishes, which is naturally a great thing. After Jiang Yun said his hard work, he started today's live broadcast.

He said to the water friends in the live broadcast room: "Every layman, there is a reason for being late today."

"Pindao got drunk last night and just woke up now. Let's not have morning classes today. I'll be a broadcaster, and I'll spend a lot of time."

"Having a headache today, Pindao has no appetite, so just eat some, I really don't eat much!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room saw Jiang Yun holding a bowl full of porridge the size of a person's head, paired with prepared small cold dishes, and the bowl was full in less than 10 minutes, and they were all stunned.

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Chapter 156 Epic-level linkage (seeking monthly pass)

When the water friends in the live broadcast room were about to complain that Jiang Yun was a scumbag, Jiang Yun added half a bowl of porridge to himself, and said again: "Pindao really doesn't eat much!"

Before they had time to complain, they discovered a new bright spot.

There seemed to be something extra next to the little senior sister Bai Jing who came to add porridge and vegetables to Jiang Yun.

The drone turned a corner and flew to the door of the kitchen. The water friends finally confirmed that it seemed that Senior Sister Bai Jing and Guo Ming had come together.

The two of them would stick together every time they washed the dishes. Their greasy appearance looked like a man and a woman in love.

"Damn it, little senior sister Bai Jing, but I just met my wife yesterday, and suddenly I feel that I have been greened by Guo Daxia."

"The peach blossom luck received by the Taoist priest really worked so quickly. How could the person get out of the order in one night?"

"Wuuuuuu, Daoist, can you give me a good luck, I really don't want to be single anymore."

"Me too!"

……

After Jiang Yun finished his porridge and put down the bowls and chopsticks, Guo Ming came over immediately and cleaned up the pots and pans.

He patted his stomach, and seeing the two of them lying sideways by the sink in the kitchen, he couldn't help shaking his head. These two people do look like a husband and wife, and it would be nice if they could get together.

"Every layman in the live broadcast room, everyone must believe in science and the law of conservation of matter. Where can I find so many peach blossoms for you?"

"Besides, it's not always possible to succeed in picking up the peach blossom luck. It's a matter of probability. The first time you do it every year, the success rate is the highest."

"Tianyuan Taoist Temple is a small Taoist temple, and no one usually comes to ask for help, so yesterday was the first time I borrowed peach blossom luck, so I succeeded." After Jiang Yun explained to someone, he entered the room with his hands behind his back.

The formation of the Qijue Locking Cloud Formation is extremely simple. The seven formation flags of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple can be placed in unused corners of the Taoist temple according to the position of the Big Dipper.

Jiang Yun walked around the Taoist temple and planted the seven array flags, but he didn't expect that the location of the formation's eye would be the ancient well.

He looked at the colorful colored glaze the size of a fist in his hand, raised his eyebrows, and threw the colored glaze into the ancient well.

In no time.

The concentration of Tianyuan Dao Temple's spiritual energy doubled, and then became fixed.

Mr. Zhang came out of the room with his hands behind his back. He looked up at the red vibrating flag planted under the eaves, smiled, and went back into the room.

Chen Shilei also came out and wandered around, but he didn't find anything, he just muttered something weird, and then went back to the house.

The little guys in the Taoist temple were also very excited, and the smart water friends began to ask Jiang Yun what kind of formation it was.

"Daozhang, what kind of formation is that?"

"I feel that Daoist should stop pretending. It's very tiring. If you want to cultivate immortality, you can cultivate immortality. I've already accepted it."

"The air environment of Tianyuan Taoist Temple seems to have improved a lot, and I don't know if it's my illusion or not."

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage of doubts from Shui You, he chose to show his cards, and introduced: "Every layman, have you heard of the Qijue Locking Cloud Formation?"

"What Pindao just arranged is the Qijue Locking Cloud Formation. That formation can gather the aura in the air, which is helpful for cultivation, but it is not for cultivating immortals."

The water friends in the live broadcast room saw Jiang Yun's serious look, and many people immediately rolled their eyes and persuaded him.

"Jiangzi, don't be a fool in practicing cultivation, we have to believe in science!"

"Qijue Locking Cloud Formation, this formation sounds familiar to me, isn't that the formation in Legend of Shushan?"

"Hey, if the Taoist priest is hiding it, I still think it's true, but if he says it out, it's meaningless."

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage, smiled, and didn't explain. Some things really can't be explained.

Otherwise, why do many people say that the end of science is theology.

He took out the little vermilion fruit in the room, found a place in the vegetable patch in the backyard, dug a pot of soil, and then filled the hole.

Zhu Guo was carefully planted inside, and after pouring some spiritual spring water, the leaves immediately became more energetic, not only emerald green, but also stiffened.

"Pindao would like to introduce to you. This is a vermilion fruit that grows deep in the mountains. It is still a seedling. It will bear fruit by this time next year."

"The fruit of Zhu Guo is round and bright red. After taking it, it clears away heat and promotes body fluid, astringes the intestines and stops dysentery, strengthens the spleen and stomach, and has high medicinal value. Regular consumption can also strengthen the body!"

Listening to Jiang Yun's introduction, the water friends in the live broadcast room rolled their eyes.

A professor from an agricultural college with official certification immediately came out to popularize science and told everyone to believe in science.

"Master Dao, you can fool them but you can't fool me. I am a master tutor of the Agricultural College!"

"The thing you planted in the pot is called Shanlihong. It is a Rosaceae plant commonly known as hawthorn. Yes, hawthorn does have food value for digestion and strengthening the stomach."

The water friends in the live broadcast room laughed out loud as they watched the old professor's barrage.

"I suddenly found out that the Taoist leader has changed. He used to say that he should believe in science, but now he has actually started metaphysics."

"I suddenly had a bold guess. Could it be that the famous Zhu Guo in the practice world is the candied haws we often eat?"

"Brothers, be merciful, don't talk about me, don't talk about me, my dream of cultivation has been shattered, can you give me some thoughts?"