Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"The Taoist priest's swordsmanship is really a magic tool to seduce girls. I even want to go to Wudang Mountain to learn from my teacher."

"I just want to know whether the matter of cutting peach blossoms is reliable or not."

"By reading palmistry, can you really see a person's life line, wealth line and love line?"

"Being single for more than 20 years, I suddenly saw the hope of getting out of the single. I want to take a taxi to Wudang Mountain, and ask the priest to help me continue my love luck."

Jiang Yun looked at the bullet screen sent by his water friend. He put down the mahogany sword in his hand, scratched his head, and explained: "Every layman in the live broadcast room, everyone must believe in science."

"As long as we are on the earth, we must abide by the law of conservation of matter. It is impossible to have good luck out of thin air. If you want to increase your good luck, you have to kill other people's good luck and continue it for you."

"Beheading other people's luck for no reason, ranging from nosebleeds to lethargy, and severe luck leading to death, don't think about getting something for nothing."

"Palmistry and fortune-telling is a kind of narrow statistics. The right hand of a person is a working hand, and the traces of time are obvious. Compared with the left hand, it can retain more original lines."

"Everyone, don't think of peach blossom cutting and palmistry in such a mysterious way, we monks really talk about science!"

In order to convince the water friends in the live broadcast room to believe in science, Jiang Yun chattered a lot.

The water friends in the live broadcast room heard clearly, and the little senior sister Bai Jing nodded beside her.

Only old Taoist Zhang, Chen Shilei and Guo Ming were beside him, with strange eyes, as if they wanted to say something.

Just when the practice was about to turn over, Jiang Yun's cell phone rang suddenly.

After a glance, it was a call from police officer Jiang Dajiang.

He counted, and things are going well!

Is it possible that Haha's nucleic acid test is a false positive, so I don't have to be isolated at home?

"Hey, Brother Da Jiang, if you have any good news, just tell me, I can handle it." Jiang Yun said with a smile.

"Who told you the good news?"

"The poor Taoist figured it out. It's a good thing, brother Dajiang, so don't be tricky and tell me quickly."

"Um, let me ask you something first, have you already done something to kill Brother Haha's luck?" Police Officer Jiang Dajiang asked in a low voice.

Jiang Yun nodded and readily admitted.

The live broadcast method, this matter can't be hidden at all, and even if it gets out, it doesn't matter.

"Jiang Zhenzhen, then this matter is on the right track. Your current morality is no lower than that of your master. You two really don't want to take revenge overnight."

Fifteen minutes ago, the Yunnan police had successfully arrested the other two leaders of the fraud team, Brother Haha, in a double-bed room in an express hotel on the border.

His girlfriend and driver, and following the clues, contacted the international police, smashed the entire fraud gang, and recovered all the funds involved in the recent case.

Because the funds involved in the case are huge and the social impact is extremely bad, the three main leaders at least started to execute the death penalty immediately.

However, because Haha's girlfriend is three months pregnant, her immediate execution will be changed to a reprieve.

After police officer Jiang Dajiang finished speaking, everyone in the audience was shocked, including the well-informed Taoist Zhang Zhishun.

In the live broadcast room, many water friends gasped and knelt down to Jiang Yun.

"Damn it, 15 minutes ago, did the Taoist priest just kill brother Haha's luck?"

"My girlfriend is pregnant and sentenced to death with a reprieve. The two are separated by yin and yang. It seems that the luck of the third generation is really going to be cut off."

[Sixteen Characters of Yin and Yang] Reward a treasure map with a message: "Jiang Daoyou, I have a hundred-year-old peach tree pile in my house, help me cut off my ex-girlfriend's luck and make her lonely for a lifetime, and the peach tree pile belongs to you. "

[Xiao Min]: "The yin-yang liar is so ruthless, why is he suddenly out of control? Believe in science!"

"The Daoist priest's mana is too strong, he cut it on the spot, it took effect on the spot, he was convinced, he was really convinced."

"I suspected that my wife was cheating, so I asked the Taoist priest to take action, cut off her luck, and then I divorced her!"

"Me too!"

……

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room, and he held his forehead, feeling severe pain in his head.

"Every layman, we have to believe in science, why don't you believe in poverty?"

"Pindao will be broadcast for an hour tonight, I must have a good chat with you, everyone must believe in science!"

"Bai Jushi, can you help the poor Taoist to clean up this, I'm going to live broadcast in front of the Taoist temple." Jiang Yun said a little embarrassed.

Little Senior Sister Bai Jing patted her chest and immediately agreed.

t~~t~t

Guo Ming stared straight at the side, this...you can't judge by appearance!

He immediately put down his crossed legs, threw away the melon seeds in his hand, ran over to put on his apron, and helped little senior sister Bai Jing clean up the dishes.

Daoist Chen Shilei watched from the side and shook his head again and again, calling out his friends over and over again.

During this time, he has been taking care of Guo Ming's diet and daily life.

Guo Ming was sick in bed, his tears were full of emotion, and the next day he dragged Taoist Master Chen Shilei to be sworn brothers.

But the sworn worship comes down to sworn worship, he still didn't help with anything except eating.

"Mr. Zhang, that kid is not a human being. He helps Layman Bai with work but not me. I treat him like a brother!"

Zhang Zhishun stroked his gray beard, he smiled and looked at the two people who were busy in the kitchen, and said calmly: "Jiang Daoyou's Taoism is very high, you have lived together for more than a week, why does that kid take the initiative to help now? "

"Hiss, Mr. Zhang, do you mean that the peach blossom luck transferred by my little uncle has taken effect?"

"It's almost inseparable, it's a pity, the old man's Taoism is too bad, otherwise we must have a good discussion with that kid." Old Taoist Zhang turned back to his room with his hands behind his back.

He took the washbasin and toothbrush, ready to wash and go to bed.

Chen Shilei stood at the same spot, looked at Guo Ming who was busy in the kitchen, shook his head, and said to himself: "Brother Guo, brother Guo, you jumped in by yourself, don't blame brother for not helping you!"

"Little uncle, well done!"

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Chapter 154 Lian Maikop (seeking a monthly ticket)

Jiang Yun set up a small table in front of the Taoist temple. He turned around and brought over the fennel beans, peach cakes and pork head meat that had just been enshrined to the patriarch, and also brought a bottle of yellow rice wine along with him.

This wine is a good old wine brewed by Mr. Chimatsu before, and it has been almost ten years now.

Huangjingjiu invigorates qi and spleen, moistens dryness and black hair, and has a miraculous effect on dizziness and mental fatigue caused by the deficiency of essence and blood.

When Jiang Yun misses his master, he will open a bottle of wine and drink the two appetizers by himself in the Taoist temple.

However, he is not strong enough to drink, and he gets drunk whenever he drinks. Every time he gets drunk, he dreams of Master.

Daoist Chisong would repeatedly emphasize one thing every time, and Jiang Yun would forget about it completely when he woke up.

Huang Jingjiu unsealed the red cloth wine seal, shook it a little, and the rich aroma of the wine wafted out. The yellow wine was poured into the white wine glass, with a layer of white hops floating on it.

The drunkard among the water friends in the live broadcast room twitched their throats, and they could tell at a glance that it was definitely a good wine.

"Master Dao, what kind of wine is that? It looks good. Why haven't I seen it before?"

"It must be a good home-brewed wine. It's probably a great tonic. I want to buy some."

Jiang Yun looked at the drunkard's barrage, and said with a smile: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is Huang Jing wine brewed by my master. There is not much left, so drink one bottle less."

"Don't even think about buying wine. You can drink a bottle of this wine for less. If you want to invigorate your kidneys and drink Huangjing wine, you can go to the authentic official platform on the Internet to buy it."

After he finished speaking, he suddenly felt something was wrong.

Huang Jingjiu nourishes the kidneys, Master has kept several hundred bottles, this...

"Master, master, my luck is not good, why did you leave me so much Huangjing wine!" Jiang Yun ate a fennel bean, took a sip of the wine, shook his head and sighed.

The water friends in the live broadcast room realized that Jiang Yun's appetizers looked familiar. Isn't this something that was enshrined to the ancestor just now?

"The Taoist chief is too courageous. He dared to grab food from the patriarch. It's too much!"

"I am a psychologist. I have passed three tributes, and I can give the patriarch a psychological test: he is fat and thin, and he eats both soft and hard."

"Those three things do go with wine, the patriarch must be an old alcoholic."

Jiang Yun said helplessly: "Don't get me wrong, Laymen, the rules of our Tianyuan Taoist temple, after the offerings are enshrined, they must be taken down and eaten."

"Wasting food is a matter of principle, not to mention human beings, even if Xiaobai wastes food, he will be beaten severely!"

Many people recalled their experience of going to a Taoist temple. At that time, the Taoist priest did give out tributes, which were quite delicious.

"As long as the Taoist leader agrees, I will go to the Taoist temple, and I will not even leave the scum for the Taoist leader."

"Bajie, don't, don't, Taoism doesn't have altar envoys."

"The last time I went to a Taoist temple to check and register dilapidated houses, the priest gave me a briefcase of fruit. I felt very embarrassed."

"When I was young, a Taoist priest gave me an apple, and I kept expecting him to say that I was a martial arts prodigy, but I didn't say [angry] in the end."

Jiang Yun has had three tours of wine and five flavors of food.

His eyes were red, and he was slightly drunk, so he patted the table, pointed at the camera of the drone, and said, "Every layman, we must believe in science!"

"Cultivation is practice, science is science, and practice must also be scientific, otherwise something will go wrong. I have said it eight hundred times, why don't you listen?"

Many water friends in the live broadcast room have just witnessed the ceremony of cutting peach blossom luck, and now they really believe in cultivating immortals.

After all, many things really cannot be explained by science, and many great scientists have believed in religion in the later period.

Jiang Yun was half-drunk, and he started a random conversation with the water friends in the live broadcast room.

With 10,000+ water friends, I was excited on the spot. After all, on the tiger fish platform, there are really not many anchors who dare to randomly connect with water friends.

On the one hand, it is for the effect of the live broadcast, and on the other hand, if some water friends are unreliable and want to engage in pornography, the live broadcast room will be closed on the spot.

Jiang Yunlian's first water friend was a college student wearing glasses. He found that after connecting with the anchor, his breathing became a little short of breath.

"This layman, what's your name? Do you believe in science?"

"Jiang Daochang, my surname is Yang, you can call me Xiao Yang, I believe in science."

"But I have a question in my mind. My roommate keeps saying that a twitch in the left eyelid is good luck, and a twitch in the right eyelid is a feudal superstition. How do you explain this?" The water friend surnamed Yang touched his nose and said.

Jiang Yun patted the table and said, "How do you explain it? Of course you believe in science!"

"The eyelids twitch because of severe lack of sleep, which leads to insufficient blood supply to the brain. If the eyelids twitch for a long time, it's another matter."

He took a sip of the wine, hesitated for a long time, and then said quite solemnly: "I have to go to the brain department with my eyelids twitching for a long time, and I must prevent cerebral infarction!"

The water friend surnamed Yang turned off Lianmai with Jiang Yun in a half-understanding manner. Many water friends in the live broadcast room burst out laughing on the spot when they heard the cerebral infarction.

"Hahahaha, this explanation is really scientific!"

"Suddenly discovered the research direction of my graduation thesis, "On the Relationship between Prolonged Eyelid Twitching and Brain Infarction" [funny]!"

While Jiang Yun was half-drunk and half-awake, he randomly hooked up with another water friend.

This time Lianmai is actually a girl, she looks pretty, with a paintbrush in her hand, the only regret is that her head is a little bald, just like Lord Belle.

The bald girl obviously didn't have the slightest bit of defense. She just casually joined Lianmai's team. About 5 to [-] people were matched at the same time, but she didn't expect to win the lottery.

"Daoist, you didn't see anything, I'll find a hat first!"

After the bald girl puts on the hat, her appearance has indeed improved a lot.

The water friend who was still calling Lord Baylor just now in the live broadcast room immediately changed his tone and called Little Fairy and his wife.

"This layman, you don't need to engage in those fancy things. To cut a long story short, let me ask you one thing. Do you believe in science?"

"Master Dao, I believe in science, but I have something that bothers me to death, can you help me break it?" The bald girl habitually plucked her hair.

It can be seen that her baldness is definitely related to that bad habit.

A satisfied smile appeared on Jiang Yun's face. He put down his wine glass and said with a smile, "As long as you believe in science, then you and Pindao are good friends, but it doesn't matter."

"Master Dao, I'm still a college student, and I work part-time as an online customer service at the school's courier station."

"I feel that the feng shui of my position is not good. The leader has been making trouble for me. I'm getting annoyed to death. Can you help me break it?"

Jiang Yun looked at the slightly bald girl, he frowned, counted his fingers, and asked, "Girl, I have a question, please tell the truth, is your seat very near the front?"

"Hey, Taoist priest, how do you know?"

"In general, the more back the office is, the better the feng shui is. You can go to the boss and adjust your office to the back!"

The bald girl habitually plucked her hair. She was puzzled and asked again: "Master Daoist, is there any explanation for this?"

"There must be a saying, but you have to believe in science. The further back the desk is, the more convenient it will be..."