Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"Xiaoliang's secret recipe to destroy Xiaoqiang [laughing and crying]."

"It's true, our Arowana Food Factory also uses this kind of thing to get rid of cockroaches and mice."

"I'm curious, what if I habitually twitch my fingers after I'm done?"

"It's okay, just find a shady place and lie down."

"Rookie killer, licking fingers after drugging [secret observation]."

After washing his hands, Jiang Yun lamented to his water friends about his glorious past achievements: "Blessings are born to the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, all things have spirits, except for scum like cockroaches, flies and mosquitoes."

"Fellow daoists in the live broadcast room, I'm not trying to brag about you, but this secret recipe is really invincible. Once you use it, within a week, all the cockroaches in the room will definitely die."

The southern water friends in the live broadcast room became worried.

"Master Dao, I'm afraid that cockroaches will die all over the room!"

"If cockroaches die in the corners of the room, wouldn't it be even more difficult to clean?"

Jiang Yun looked at the bullet screen, and explained with a smile: "Dear water friends, you are worrying too much, everyone must believe in science."

"Boric acid is dehydrating, so as long as the cockroach eats boric acid potato pellets, it must be thirsty, and then it will find a place like a sewer to drink water."

"But drinking water can't solve the problem, and it will die there in the end. Don't worry, as long as you use my prescription, you will definitely not see dead cockroaches in your home."

The water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly realized, and the water friends who had cockroaches in their homes burst into tears.

"Thank you, Taoist priest, for sharing the secret recipe for removing cockroaches, thank you on your knees, thank you on your knees!"

"I'm going to show my parents a hand. Who said watching the live broadcast is useless? Didn't I just learn a little life trick?"

"A week from now, I don't want to see a cockroach in my house."

"New fan, I'm not used to it. Do all monks talk about science like this?"

"Nonsense, now practice is not talking about science, we are a serious live broadcast room, and we never engage in metaphysics."

After Jiang Yun and the three little guys had breakfast, he changed into the silkworm Taoist robe he won yesterday, brought the Eight Treasures long sword, and prepared to go out to relax and live broadcast the scenery around the Taoist temple.

"I haven't seen Daoist robe like this before, it's so handsome!"

"I can't take it anymore, I can't take it anymore, the beauty fan has a nosebleed on the spot."

"Please link, where can I buy the anchor's robe of the same style?"

"The Taoist priest doesn't favor fans at all, he has never read my barrage."

"As long as the Daoist is dressed like this, if you directly drag him to the scene of a costume drama, it will be able to PK the male protagonist."

"Daozhang, Jiang Jiu is going to sue you, why are you still in the mood to take a walk, please copy it, let the Taoist leader see it."

……

Thousands of people swiped a barrage at the same time, and it was hard for Jiang Yun not to see it.

He scratched his forehead with the hilt of his sword, and asked curiously, "What's going on, how come I, the client, don't know?"

Tens of thousands of people in the live broadcast room were speechless at the same time.

"Daozhang, you can have some time!"

"Your hot search this morning, Mr. Luo wants to be your lawyer. Lawyer Zhang Wei wants to snatch it, but he is persuaded by netizens. He seems to be Jiang Jiu's lawyer."

"It's over, it's over, Teacher Luo makes a move, Lawyer Zhang assists, Jiang Jiu will definitely start with the death penalty!"

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Chapter 50 Reporter's Interview (seeking a monthly ticket)

After Jiang Yun heard that Jiang Jiu was going to sue him, and that Mr. Luo was on his side, he smiled unkindly on the spot.

The water friends in the live broadcast room saw this scene, they thought about it, and smiled unkindly.

Not only because the case itself is not controversial, but also because of the invincible assistance of lawyer Zhang Wei.

After all, he is one of the rare legendary lawyers in the lawyer circle who can rival Mr. Luo. Whoever uses it will know. As for the effect, it can only be felt, not explained in words.

After Jiang Yun left the Taoist temple, he hesitated for a moment, then went straight to Zixiao Peak!

The scenery of Zixiao Peak is excellent, especially the bamboo forest, which is really a treasured place for sword practice.

"Everyone, let's chat, what are the hot news in the past two days?"

"Come, come, you guys use the barrage, and I will take screenshots to answer questions."

The water friends in the live broadcast room are very face-saving, and the barrage is flying up.

"Daoist, may I ask what you think of the Douyin activity Doulai Fishing 916 All-Star Game without you?"

"Unscrupulous anchor, come to cheat the barrage again, but I just want to brush."

"Anchor, I want to watch immersive cross-dressing, can you satisfy me?"

"Master Daoist, foreigners say that we are too strong and our military expenditures are increasing too fast. They are afraid. What do you think?"

"Anchor, are you watching the children of Qiao's family?"

With his eyes closed, Jiang Yun casually intercepted a barrage. This barrage happened to be the number one hot search list today.

"Master Dao, the Shenzhou 12 spacecraft is going home today, but I have a question, why did the spacecraft explode when it landed?"

Jiang Yun smiled.

Other questions may be a bit unclear, but he really knows about this question.

The Shenzhou 12 spacecraft came home such a big news, he saw it when he got up in the morning and checked the vibrato, and the answer was in the comment area.

The three heroes lived up to the responsibility of the country and rushed to their hearts. They returned to their hometown of missing with glory, so the task of popularizing science to netizens should be undertaken by Pindao.

"Fellow Daoist, have you ever heard of a black technology that reverses the rocket's ignition and slows down. Although I don't know the specific working principle, it doesn't prevent me from saying something in the live broadcast room. The country is awesome, and the aerospace research staff has worked hard."

The water friends in the live broadcast laughed and cried. It was the first time they saw Jiang Yun admit that there was something he didn't understand.

"The Taoist priest is really honest, his three views are upright, and he has a personality!"

"Indeed, seeing the country's rapid development in a good direction, I also say something in the live broadcast room, the country is awesome."

"Me too."

"Hahaha, the International Space Station will be decommissioned in 24 years, and our Tiangong will be the only space station at that time, and the future can be expected."

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room and smiled knowingly.

In this world, is there anything better than the confidence of the youth of the country in the future of the country?

"Dear water friends, we are about to reach the top of the mountain. I will answer another barrage, so we will stop chattering. As a monk, practice is the main thing. I have to practice swordsmanship."

He intercepted a barrage casually and was speechless.

Perhaps because of the number one hot search, this barrage problem is also related to the Shenzhou 12 spacecraft.

"How do you say the three heroic astronauts will react when they return to Earth today?"

Jiang Yun recalled the big and small things that happened in the past three months after the three astronauts went to space.

He couldn't help scratching his head, and sighed very much: "Pindao reckons their biggest feeling is that one day in the sky and one year in the world, the ancients will not deceive me anymore."

"I feel that there are really too many things that happened at home and abroad during this period. Looking back now, it feels like a lifetime away."

The water friends in the live broadcast room thought about it, and they were not only a little emotional.

"I don't know if the Taoist priest doesn't tell me. There are indeed a lot of major events happening recently."

"When the hero returns home, he will find that the training institutions, large and small, across the country are gone, and the children have no homework after school."

"It's not just training institutions, even the houses in the school district are gone, the house prices have also dropped, and the houses can't be sold [crying]."

"You guys are extraordinary, just say it straight, don't talk about me, don't mention me!"

"Let's not talk about the country, but the fact that the Taliban is in power sounds outrageous."

"Oh my god, they only went up for three months, if they go up for three years and then come down, that's fine!"

After Jiang Yun climbed Zixiao Peak, he first exercised his muscles and bones. Before practicing swords, he had to do a set of warm-up exercises.

Otherwise, even for a master of martial arts, it would be a very uncomfortable thing if you accidentally twisted your waist, cramped your leg, or sprained your ankle.

The water friends in the live broadcast room watched Jiang Yun earnestly doing "The Third National People's Broadcasting Gymnastics Exercise", and they couldn't help being confused.

"Why does this exercise look so familiar to me, and why does it feel like I can do it too?"

"The third set of National People's Broadcasting Gymnastics, 3, 1234..."

"The Daoist really often breaks through the upper and lower limits of my cognition. This National People's Broadcasting Gymnastics Movement is a bit real!"

"Three views are broken, do martial arts masters also practice this?"

"Maybe, after all, this sport is very scientific and has been promoted by the whole people."

"Suddenly I want to do exercises with the Taoist priest, uh, is there a problem with this?

"Hey, there's a problem, it's a big problem!"

After Jiang Yun finished his warm-up exercises, he drew out his eight-treasure long sword and slowly practiced Tai Chi swordsmanship.

……

at the same time.

There was an extra convoy under Zixiao Peak, and more than a dozen men and women with long guns and short cannons got out of the car one after another.

They all look young, and the long guns and short cannons on their bodies should be special equipment for shooting.

"Sister Bingbing, Taili asked us to come to Wudang Mountain to interview Tianyuan Taoist Temple this time. Why do I feel that this matter is a bit unreliable?"

"You said that Daoist Jiang who became popular on the Internet recently, is he a real martial arts master or is he just another Baoguo, how should we shoot this time?"

"I've been numb to shooting these years, and I've seen it. There are no martial arts masters in this world. If there are masters, who would practice in the mountains!" A young man carrying heavy camera equipment complained.

Beside him, the slender, beautiful host Zhao Bingbing smiled and did not speak.

In recent years, all kinds of kung fu have become popular.

Sanda, Muay Thai, Taekwondo, Karate, etc. all occupy a place in the world martial arts world, while Chinese Kung Fu has disappeared and has been regarded as something fabricated by film and television dramas.

The lightness kung fu of flying over eaves and walls, the internal strength of smashing stones with a punch, and the sound of swords and fist shadows all seem to not exist in real life.

After Jiang Yun proved his kung fu in the live broadcast, he was suspected by the boxing champion and has been on the hot search list all the time.

After a few days of watching, Hubei TV station finally decided to send the big beauty Zhao Bingbing to lead a team into Wudang Mountain to find Tianyuan Taoist Temple and interview Jiang Yun.

The documentary of this interview, Hubei TV station has already thought up, the title is "Shocked, Chinese Kungfu is..."

The editor who came up with this title probably jumped from the shock department of UC to Hubei TV station.

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Chapter 51 Beauty Bingbing (ask for a monthly ticket)

Zhao Bingbing took off the headband on his wrist, tied the long hair of the shawl into a ponytail, and flicked it, his whole person suddenly became sassy.

As a first-line host of Hubei TV Station, she has been working for eight years from graduation to now traveling all over the world, so she is quite experienced.

During these eight years.

Zhao Bingbing really interviewed a martial arts master from Wudang Mountain, that is Chen Shilei from Wudang School.

The Taoist priest's lightness kung fu of flying over eaves and walls has been practiced to the extreme, and he can even jump up a three or four meter high wall with a single click.

Since one martial arts master appeared in Wudang Mountain, why couldn't there be a second one?

So she has full confidence in Jiang Yun who is going to interview today.

"If martial arts really can't be played, how can it be passed down in Chinese history for 5000 years?"

"In fact, most people have a misunderstanding about martial arts. Martial arts are divided into traditional martial arts and competitive martial arts. Traditional martial arts are killing techniques used to defend the country in the past. If you fight like that now, it must be illegal."

"Competitive martial arts is a branch formed by the degradation of traditional martial arts. It focuses on strengthening the body, fighting, of course you can still fight, but not as good as before."

"I believe Daoist Jiang of Tianyuan Gymnasium is a real master. This trip will definitely not disappoint us. If anyone of you doesn't believe me, you can bet on me for a meal." Zhao Bingbing said confidently.

She is the person in charge of the team, and when she spoke, the others naturally didn't dare to say anything, but they were still somewhat unconvinced.

A few years ago.