Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

Ah!

It is indeed very comfortable, the body is warm, the meridians are unobstructed, and even the internal force at the dantian seems to have grown a lot.

"Fusheng is supreme, Taoist priest, please stop, I have doubts."

"Hey, if you don't add the following four words, do you believe that the boss will give you a palm thunder backhand?"

"Anchor, listening to your chanting, my whole body feels warm, why is that?"

"I feel that the Taoist master is leading us to cultivate immortals. I come to the live broadcast room to check in during the morning and evening classes of the Taoist temple. May I ask how long it will take me to practice to the Qi refining stage?"

"Damn it, it turns out that cultivating immortals can still be cultivated at random!"

Jiang Yun glanced at the live broadcast room, he was speechless, why did his water friends always make such a fuss?

After you cultivate your inner energy, your cultivation base will rise, so there should be a bonus when you chant sutras, which can make people around you feel a little bit. Most people will feel very comfortable around people who have practiced.

This incident was normal at first, but the impact of tens of thousands of people at one time through the live broadcast was a bit greater.

"Fusheng is supreme, all fellow Taoists feel very comfortable listening to the poor Taoist chanting, this is actually a very scientific thing, everyone must believe in science!" Jiang Yun opened his mouth to explain.

All Taoist classics can be found on the Internet, and there are no shocking secrets in those scriptures.

The reason why some people feel comfortable when they recite the scriptures is because certain words in the scriptures, when recited with a specific audio frequency, will resonate with the flow of Qi and blood in the body.

Reciting scriptures throughout will improve the flow of Qi and blood in the body, thereby achieving the purpose of strengthening the body.

After listening to this explanation, is the question of the water friend scientific?That's science of course!

"Daozhang, I have realized it!"

"Starting tomorrow, I will insist on clocking in when the Taoist temple has morning and evening classes."

"It turns out that it is really useful to listen to the Taoist priest chanting scriptures, and the Taoist priest is the real worldly expert."

"Come on, which otherworldly expert is like a net monkey all day long, broadcasting live broadcasts from morning till night, the Taoist priest is an expert in the world, he is going to become a saint!"

"Damn, pick the key point when you type next time, look at your barrage, I've even pulled out my knife!"

"Hahaha, it seems that I didn't kill the wrong person alone."

"Housekeeper, change that kid into the enemy's clothes, otherwise we brothers who sprayed him will be a little embarrassed."

Jiang Yun looked at the time and found that it was already nine o'clock in the evening. He said, "Everyone, go to bed early and get up early to be healthy. When the sun rises tomorrow, Pindao will broadcast the morning class live. If you want to come and listen, come early."

After he finished speaking, he decisively downloaded the broadcast.

Tens of thousands of water friends watched the dark live broadcast room, and their mentality exploded at that time.

"The Daoist's broadcast is a bit sudden!"

"I decided to listen to the Taoist priest, go to bed early and get up early, goodbye everyone."

"Fusheng is supreme, fellow Taoists in the live broadcast room, the poor Taoist has also withdrawn, see you tomorrow morning."

"Husband, see you tomorrow, your wife fan is gone, but I will definitely come back!"

After Jiang Yun finished the live broadcast, he glanced at the three little guys in the Sanqing Palace.

Well, these three little guys are quite intelligent, and they are still babbling in front of the statue, and I don't know what they understand.

"Hey, today's evening class at Tianyuan Taoist Temple is over, Monkey Two, you come to Taoist Temple for morning class before sunrise tomorrow, do you understand?" Jiang Yun reminded.

Although the golden snub-nosed monkey is a national first-class protected animal, as a member of Tianyuan Taoist Temple, it must recite sutras, which is indispensable for a day.

"Hoo ho ho~"

Hou Er clasped his fists in both hands, performed a Taoist disciple salute, then left the Taoist temple with his hands behind his back.

It is the monkey king of the nearby macaque group, protecting nearly a hundred monkeys, big and small, old and young, so it cannot stay in the Taoist temple for a long time, and it only stays for three hours at most every time it comes back.

Jiang Yun looked at Xiao Hei, and Xiao Hei also looked at Jiang Yun. He opened his mouth, shook his head and said, "Hiss, hiss~"

"You want to stay in the Taoist temple for a long time, but Hou Er beats you outside, you don't feel safe."

"Then you can stay here, the Taoist temple will take care of the food, three meals a day, but you have to be responsible for eliminating the rats and rats in the Taoist temple."

Xiao Hei nodded and said, "Hiss, hiss~"

After Jiang Yun settled Xiao Hei in the firewood room of Tianyuan Taoist Temple, he washed his face conveniently, and took Xiao Bai back to the house to prepare for bed.

Live broadcast for one day today, harvesting 38 reputation points, not bad.

"System, conduct three intermediate lottery draws."

"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained a copy of the top-grade secret book "Civil Code."

"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained a set of cyan silkworm robes."

"Congratulations to the host, you got a bag of low-grade spiritual vegetable seeds."

"Civil Code": Known as the encyclopedia of social life, it is the first law named after the code. It occupies a fundamental position in the legal system and is also the basic law of the market economy.

After the host uses it, he will have a deep understanding of various regulations in the "Civil Code", and can better conduct law-abiding live broadcasts.

Blue Celestial Silkworm Taoist Robe: A complete set of blue Taoist robes woven with silkworm silk, which is free from stains, water and fire, and is a must-have for practice and daily life.

Low-grade spiritual vegetable seeds: Vegetable seeds with spiritual energy, planted with spiritual water and spiritual soil, can harvest vegetables rich in a lot of spiritual energy, after eating, it is very beneficial to the body.

The three items drawn today are all pragmatic ceilings.

Needless to say, the "Civil Code" can be used in all aspects of daily life. After studying, no matter what happens, you will definitely not suffer a big loss.

As for the Celestial Silkworm Taoist robe, the whole body is mainly azure, with a few white cranes fluttering its wings embroidered on the hem of the dress, and cloud patterns are added on the cuffs.

The whole dress was made of high-quality materials. After Jiang Yun put it on, he found that the clothes fit very well, and it could bring out his refined and immortal spirit.

After bundling my hair and wearing a crown, I looked in the mirror, and in the mirror, the beautiful man with a white face like jade and outstanding temperament was actually myself!

Jiang Yun decided on the spot that he would wear this outfit for the live broadcast tomorrow.

After all, this is an era of face-to-face, and monks have to follow the trend of the times and make progress together, otherwise it will be difficult to earn reputation from the traffic.

The bag of low-grade spiritual vegetable seeds was planted together with the spiritual soil that was drawn some time ago.

Otherwise, the vegetable field in the backyard of the Taoist temple has been deserted, and that's not a problem.

After finishing everything, Jiang Yun turned off the lights and fell asleep with Xiao Bai.

It didn't matter that he was asleep, but the topics about him on major websites were soaring.

Especially Jiang Jiu, who was arrested in the afternoon. Under the inspiration of his lawyer, he mastered the wealth code in an instant.

The video of him spreading rumors about Jiang Yun beating people and slandering police officer Jiang Dajiang instantly went viral on the Internet.

For the sake of traffic, many people began to edit videos in various fancy ways, forcibly combining some and others together, just to hit the trending searches.

The matter caused an uproar on the Internet, and everyone was shocked.

The Tigerfish public relations team immediately asked the superiors for instructions, made a response, and issued an announcement.

"Don't believe in rumors, don't fabricate rumors, don't spread rumors, our Huyu live broadcast lawyer team will do our best to provide the necessary legal assistance for our anchors! "

Mr. Luo, who has always been very popular on the Internet, also stood up. He publicly stated in the video that he is willing to provide legal assistance to Jiang Yun.

Immediately afterwards, lawyer Zhang also stood up, and he told the authorities that although he lacked experience, he was willing to be Jiang Yun's defender.

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Chapter 49 I am at odds with cockroaches (seeking a monthly ticket)

The next day, early in the morning.

After the rooster crows three times.

Jiang Yun got up, took Xiaobai, Houer, Xiaohei and the water friends from the live broadcast room to the Sanqing Hall for morning class, and then he went to the kitchen to prepare for cooking.

"Fusheng is supreme, fellow Taoists in the live broadcast room, you have to listen to the advice of the poor Taoist. The plan for this day is in the morning, and you have to eat breakfast every day."

"Believe in science in everything. Scientific experiments have proved that eating breakfast every morning will not only prevent you from getting fat, but also help you lose weight."

"Because eating breakfast can improve the basal metabolism of the day, thereby helping to lose fat and control the waistline. Of course, breakfast must be healthy, otherwise it will definitely be useless."

While Jiang Yun was speaking, he was already holding the kitchen knife, and within a few clicks, he cut out a plate of neat shredded radish the size of a toothpick.

Put minced garlic and green onion on top of the shredded radish, add salt, chicken essence, thirteen spices, aged vinegar and sesame oil, and finally splash the hot oil with dried chili peppers, and the aroma will come up with just a scratch.

Finally, cook a pot of white rice porridge and fry two poached eggs. Isn't this breakfast all right?

When the water friends in the live broadcast saw this breakfast, many people's saliva came down on the spot.

"He has no conscience. Others poison at night, and the Taoist priest is very cruel in poisoning this morning."

"I can't bear it anymore, I can't bear it anymore, I have to get up and go to the breakfast stand."

"The Taoist master's knife skills and cooking skills are really worth mentioning. Watching him cook is really a kind of enjoyment for the kitchen rookie."

"[The Fairy Tears], I want to go to the Taoist temple for breakfast, but unfortunately the travel fare is too expensive."

"Suddenly I am a little envious of Hou Er. It is good to get the formal establishment of Tianyuan Taoist Temple, at least take care of the food."

"Hahahaha, I am laughing as I am taking the examination of the system. It seems that the end of Tianyuan Taoist Temple is also the system!"

Jiang Yun brought the food to the table and prepared some chicken breasts for Xiaobai and Xiaohei.

He was about to go out to ask the three little guys to eat, but he found that there was a Xiaoqiang on the kitchen floor!

The northern water friends and girls in the live broadcast room were startled at the same time.

"Damn, what a big cockroach, how can it fly!"

"I am a dignified boy seven feet from the north, but I was actually scared, embarrassing."

"Dao, Daoist, why do you have cockroaches in your Taoist temple? My hands trembled in fear, and I tore a hole in the black silk [crying loudly]."

"Unexpectedly, there are cockroaches in the Taoist temple in the deep mountains. I thought it was only in my house."

"Northern water friends in the live broadcast room, don't panic, let me introduce to you, this is our southern cockroach."

Jiang Yun looked at the cockroach in the kitchen, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

This is a typical American cockroach, the largest species of cockroach.

I haven't been back for three years, why did this thing settle down in the Taoist temple?

He looked around the kitchen, finally found a toothpick in the toothpick holder, and aimed at it.

Whoosh!

The toothpick hit the Periplaneta americana directly on the skull, pinning it to the ground.

This unique skill really stunned the southern water friends in the live broadcast room!

"Damn, is this still the American cockroach that scared me to tears?"

"Second...second kill, the anchor is awesome!"

"Master Dao, where there is one cockroach, it means there is a nest of cockroaches, you can't just kill one!"

"It is recommended that the anchor find a professional insecticide, otherwise it will be really difficult to completely solve a nest of cockroaches."

After Jiang Yun threw the cockroach into the trash can, he washed his hands, rummaged through the kitchen, and finally found a bag of boric acid, a bag of sugar and two potatoes.

After steaming the potatoes in the pot, he explained to his friends: "Don't be afraid of cockroaches at home. When I was in Beijing, I learned a trick to deal with cockroaches from Mr. Xiaoliang, the director of Tibetan Fox."

"After the potatoes are steamed, make them into mashed potatoes, add two spoons of boric acid and two spoons of white sugar, knead them into balls, and put them in places where cockroaches are infested."

After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he suddenly remembered something important, went out quickly, and carried Xiao Bai, Hou Er and Xiao He into the kitchen.

Pointing to the potato balls on the plate on the ground, he warned, "This thing is poisonous, you three are not allowed to touch it, let alone eat it, do you understand?"

Xiao Bai, Hou Er and Xiao Hei nodded obediently before running out to play.

The water friends in the live broadcast room discussed in the barrage area.

"Potatoes kill cockroaches, the priest is talking about metaphysics again."

"You don't have to trust the Taoist priest, but you must trust the director of Tibetan Fox, Mr. Xiaoliang."