Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"I also eat mushrooms, but I really can't see villains!"

"I can't see it because you have already taken the anti-toxin, and you have been full of anti-drug since birth. Eating a state banquet outside is like running naked!"

After Jiang Yun complained about the cuisine, the fishing rod in his hand dropped sharply, good guy, it's finally time for a serious fish bite!

"Hey hey, here comes the fish!"

A not-so-small black figure looms under the water in the distance. It looks like a big fish.

"Fuck, is the anchor's timing coming?"

"Bull, bull, my husband is so good, is this a big fish?"

"Based on my many years of fishing experience, it is definitely not a black-headed snake."

"Xiao Hei said he was very sorry."

"At least ten catties of grass carp, not bad, a little worse than my best fishing record."

"Comrades, don't panic. The fish is just biting the hook. Whether the anchor can catch it or not is another matter."

Under the surface of the water, a grass carp weighing more than ten kilograms was swimming back and forth, struggling violently.

When the fish just bite the hook, they are frightened. During this period of time, they struggle the most and are most likely to run away from the fish.

Jiang Yun held the fishing rod tightly and walked the fish back and forth in zigzag, his expression was quite relaxed.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were all surprised. Is it really useful to walk the fish in zigzag?

2 minute later.

The grass carp was exhausted, so he easily pulled the fish ashore.

Buckle the mouth of the fish with a fish control device with a ruler and weigh it.

No more, no less, just over 12 catties and 3 taels, which is a good harvest.

Jiang Yun threw the grass carp into the fish protection, he hung corn kernels, and cast the pole again.

The fisherman in the live broadcast room was jealous.

"Damn, the Taoist priest can catch fish, so can I!"

"I don't watch the live broadcast anymore, I feel itchy in my heart, I will pack up my things now and go fishing, otherwise my wife will urge me to pay the public food."

"Hiss, it looks like I have to go fishing too."

"I'm by the reservoir right now, watching the live broadcast while fishing. It's really comfortable. My wife's phone is blocked by me."

"Why do I feel that the fisherman in the live broadcast room is inhumane!"

"It's true that anglers are inhuman. It would be even worse if they didn't catch fish."

5 minute later.

Jiang Yun's hook sank again, and he slipped the fish and pulled the rod. Hey, it was another silver carp and bighead carp.

I don't know if it's because of the technology or the bait, but at this moment, Jiang Yun actually connected the rod.

As long as the hook is thrown down, within half a minute, there will definitely be fish hooked, and the fish are not small.

After fishing for a long time, the movement of the dens did not become small, but became bigger and bigger.

It seems that all the fish around have come here to grab food. Grass carp, silver carp and bighead carp, mandarin carp, carp, and yellow pepper have been caught a lot.

Among them, the largest and the longest time-consuming one was a silver carp and bighead carp weighing [-] jin.

Jiang Yun pulled for a full 10 minutes, and even pulled the silver carp and bighead carp ashore.

The fishing guys who were eating melons and watching dramas in the live broadcast room were now stupid. They felt that the content of the live broadcast in front of them was a bit sci-fi.

"Damn it, why is the den so dark and dense, can't it be full of fish?"

"Daoist, please do me a favor. Please tell me what kind of bait you used."

"Foul, foul, why is the Taoist priest's den mixed with water?"

"In one hour, I caught more than 30 fish, including four or five big fish weighing more than [-] kilograms. This is unscientific!"

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Chapter 41 The Daoist Is Improper (Please collect, ask for a monthly ticket)

Before it got dark, Jiang Yun's fishing guards were basically full, and there were still many fish wandering in the fishing spot, and the water there was still sparkling.

The fisherman in the live broadcast swallowed his saliva enviously. They just made a rough calculation.

Jiang Yun's big fish and small fish add up to at least [-] catties. This record, in the fishing world, cannot be said to be unparalleled in the world, and it is definitely a monopoly.

"Oh my god, is the Taoist priest's fishing skills so good?"

"I was wrong, I'm sorry, I was slapped in the face, I was blind, the Taoist priest is the YYDS in the fishing world."

"I lost the quiz. See you on the rooftop, my 18 silver coins!"

"Where is Tianyuan Taoist Temple, I'm going to inherit the anchor's fishing spot!"

"The Taoist master's secret technique of feng shui fishing is very powerful, can you teach me a hand?"

"A Taoist feng shui fisherman can see the psychic fishing platform at a glance."

"It seems that when I go fishing in the future, I have to put three sticks of incense on the reservoir first."

Jiang Yun looked at the bullet screen in the live broadcast room, and the spiritual spring water in his mouth sprayed out directly.

I am obviously fishing with my strength, why do the water friends in the live broadcast room keep talking about feudal superstition?

In the civilized live broadcast room, this wind definitely cannot last long!

Jiang Yun put away the water glass, cleared his voice, and explained: "Dear water friends, this fishing spot was found by Pindao with his own knowledge and experience, and it really has nothing to do with Feng Shui."

"At the beginning, I muttered about looking for dragons and sharing money, and the green dragon wagging its tail, all of which are personal habits."

The fishermen in the live broadcast room all rolled their eyes.

"Master Dao, are you going to say you believe in science again?"

"Anyone can say they believe in science, but the anchor can't. Daoist, you have something to do with science!"

Jiang Yun looked at the fisherman's questioning barrage, he was trembling with anger, his hands and feet were cold in the dog days, could his live broadcast room be fine?

The anti-fraud publicity was just carried out a few days ago, is it possible to carry out anti-superstition publicity now?

Monks practice in the mountains, they must also pay attention to science!

"All fishing enthusiasts in the live broadcast room, Pindao can teach you fishing experience, and you should stop using the Fengshui fishing technique."

"How many times have I emphasized to you that you must believe in science in everything. You don't listen to what I say, and you don't believe it after hearing it. If you believe it, you have to question it again. Pindao really vomited!"

Jiang Yun took out the rest of the nesting materials on his plate and said: "If you want to catch cockroaches, grass carp, silver carp, bighead carp, and bream, you have to use corn to make nests."

"If you don't make a nest, the fish won't come, and if the fish don't come, how can you protect yourself?"

"And when Pindao was just picking up trash, he saw a fishing rod with a broken rod. What does that mean? It means that there are big fish in this fishing spot."

"Fishing is like finding a girlfriend. If you don't get the details right, who will come to you?"

The water friends in the live broadcast room, especially those experienced fishermen, all laughed out loud.

Comparing fishing to finding a girlfriend is really vivid.

"After hearing what the preacher said, I feel that fishing is quite simple."

"Got it, got it, I'll go fishing tomorrow."

"I don't understand. Since the Taoist priest has so much professional knowledge and fishing experience, how did Yuan Taoist Temple get the reputation of fishing for two dishes that day?"

"People are hard to break down, who hasn't come all the way from Mengxin."

"It's outrageous, I actually learned to fish in the Taoist live broadcast room, and I also learned [laughing and crying]."

"Fishing depends on the Taoist leader. The two old boys, Fengshenbang and Deng Gang, can't do it."

Jiang Yun was crazy about connecting rods, Jiang Pingping, Jin Zhuzi and a few other kids looked stupid behind him.

"Damn it, my uncle is awesome, my uncle is so awesome."

"Zhuzi, why do I feel that my uncle is here to buy goods from your reservoir."

"My dad has been in the air force for three consecutive days. I will tell him the news of my uncle's explosive protection now, to stimulate him and cheer him up."

"Daoist Xiaoyun, I haven't seen you in the past three years. I really admire you. If you catch so many fish for nothing, the gold scale will definitely feel sorry for you. Come on, take a root and soften Zhonghua."

"No need. Smoking is harmful to health. Pindao never smokes." Jiang Yun said indifferently.

The person who passed the cigarette was a villager from Jiangjia Village, named Jiang Jiu.

This guy is a well-known Erliuzi in the village. He is lazy, good at stealing chickens and dogs, and usually relies on some crooked ways to make money.

The fish situation in Jiangjiacun Reservoir is good, so many people come here to fish.

When Jiang Jiu was short of money, he would come to the reservoir and buy fish from out-of-town fishermen at a lower price, and then turn around and sell it at a high price to restaurants in scenic spots at the foot of Wudang Mountain.

This kid has always claimed that he is messing around on the road, and there are people on it who carry a machete in their hands when they have nothing to do, so the people in the village don't bother to talk to him.

"My Daoist Yun, my good brother, we have studied together before, who else can I cheat on you?"

"I have a good relationship with the owner of the restaurant in the scenic area. I will intercede with them for the fish you caught. How about charging a high price?"

Jiang Jiu wore a good buddy mask on his face, his chest was so big that it shook the world, but his eyes never left Jiang Yun's fish guard.

There are a lot of fish in it, if it is taken down the mountain, the restaurant owners in the scenic spot will not rush crazy.

More than 200 catties of fish, at least 5 yuan to start!

The masters and apprentices of Tianyuan Taoist Temple are good people in Jiangjia Village, and they will help no matter who is in trouble.

Therefore, in Jiang Jiu's eyes, Jiang Yun should be easy to bully. If he pays up to 200 yuan for more than 5000 catties of fish, he should be able to take them all away.

He couldn't help laughing when he thought that if he changed hands casually, he could earn tens of thousands in the account, and at least he could live comfortably until the end of the year.

Jiang Yun said with the fishing line: "Jiang Jiu, God has the virtue of being good at life, and the poor are not short of money, so I don't plan to sell these fish."

"Your small thoughts are all written on your face now, don't pretend, go back."

"My Daoist Yun, you said that you usually live in a Taoist temple, so how can there be any way to make money, so many fish cost thousands of dollars, are you willing to let them go?"

"Just listen to my brother's persuasion, you give me the fish, I don't want to pay on credit, I will transfer the money to you now, how about it?" Jiang Jiu said earnestly.

Jiang Yun didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, Jin Zhuzi had already gone to call his father, and after meeting the gold weights, he exchanged fish for two and frogs, and then he could return to the Taoist temple.

sizzle...

Jiang Jiu wanted to persuade him again, but as soon as he walked towards Jiang Yun, Xiao Hei raised his head vigilantly.

"Oh my god, what the hell is that? It's still moving despite being so black."

"Yun... Daoist Yun, there is a black snake behind your buttocks, the old elder has grown."

Jiang Jiu stood upside down instantly, and the cold sweat from his back flowed down his spine and gradually into his buttocks.

It scratched a bit, but it didn't dare to move. Why did the black-stalked snake keep staring at Lao Tzu?

Jiang Yun touched Xiao Hei's head, and he said with a smile: "Don't worry, Xiao Hei won't bite, so hurry up and leave."

"If you don't bite, then I can rest assured."

"Xiaohei doesn't bite people, that's because the ones he bites are not people, you'd better go, I think you're a bit dangerous."

Hearing Jiang Yun's taunt, Jiang Jiu immediately pulled out the machete from his waist, and his face became more angry.

Before he could speak harshly, he heard the sound of splashing water.

In the center of the reservoir, a Bai Lian rushed straight to Jiang Yun's fishing position, with extremely fierce momentum.

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Chapter 42 Taoist Master, You Don't Talk About Wu Morality (Please ask for a monthly ticket, please collect)

Before everyone could see what the white practice was, Xiao Hei jumped into the water excitedly and started fighting with it.

The waves splashed everywhere, and everyone was shocked.

Xiao Hei, a black-stalked snake more than two meters long, is in the three-acre area of ​​Zixiao Peak. As long as he is not unlucky and encounters Jiang Hou Er, he is definitely an existence of the overlord level!