Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

Hundreds of thousands of online water friends thought that their eyes were blurred.

"If Xiaobai can transform into form, he must be a stunning beauty."

"Uh, did you guys see a figure just now? It's a pretty girl with long hair and white dress, dancing with the priest."

"My mother, I thought it was my eyesight, did you see it too?"

"Dear friends, believe in science, and you are not allowed to become a master after the founding of the country."

[Xiao Min]: "I saw a girl with long hair and a white dress sitting on a stone table, smiling and watching the Taoist dance. Are we not on the same channel?"

"Big female dragon, have you laid too many eggs recently, are you malnourished, and your eyes are blurred?"

"Housekeeper, I just made a super fire for the anchor, can I get a dragon egg?"

[Sixteen Characters of Yin Yang]: "Everyone sees it differently. I just saw a girl with long hair and white dress. She was sitting on the wall and looking at the moon..."

"What's the situation, Xiaobai won't charm us across the screen, right?"

Swish!

In Jiang Yun's hand, the Sanqing sword was drawn into a sword flower, and the tip of the sword went straight into the scabbard like flowing clouds and flowing water. The whole movement was extremely chic.

He looked at Xiao Bai, who was lying on the table and kept wagging his big white tail, smiled, then took out his phone and looked at the bullet screen in the live broadcast room.

ummm

Pindao just danced sword and danced in a daze, what did I, a traitor, do?

It's okay, it's okay, I can still come back, try my best to make up for it.

"Hey, Laymen, in fact, both humans and animals have their own spirit, if the spirit is strong enough."

"Then, it is possible to see a person's future achievements through energy and spirit. Xiaobai has been practicing in the Taoist temple these days, and his energy and spirit are strong, which is actually quite normal."

"This little guy is also unlucky. If he goes back 2000 years, he might really become a master, but now it's impossible." Jiang Yun rubbed Xiaobai's head and sighed.

Xiaobai shook his head in dissatisfaction, then jumped into Jiang Yun's arms, exposed his belly, and hummed.

The water friends in the live broadcast room, looking at the master and apprentice of this human beast, suddenly felt sweetened. Is this the pampering from the master in cultivating immortals?

The white mist gradually became thicker, and the ghostly screams of the surrounding wind were even more incessant.

The fog became thicker and more outrageous, and soon even the gate a dozen steps away could not be seen.

In the invisible fog, there was a sound of footsteps.

"Daoist, stop flirting with Xiaobai, be careful!"

"Whether it's A Piao or a monster, I feel that it's more powerful than what I've encountered before."

"Everyone, I'm scared, barrage body protection, please help."

"Master uncle said: All those who are facing the battle are in the front line!"

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage, he waved away the white mist that swept up with his Taoist robe, then smiled, raised his sword and hugged Xiaobai and turned back to the house.

"Every layman, the things outside the house pretend to be ghosts, but they are actually afraid of poor people. Don't be afraid."

"We rest normally in the first half of the night, and we can talk about it later in the middle of the night. The live broadcast room will not be closed, and the camera will always be facing the bed. Those who are interested can stay in the live broadcast room and watch."

The situation outside the house is clearly not clean, yet you still have the guts to go on sleeping?

Those who become monks have really big hearts!

"Master Dao, are you really not afraid or are you pretending not to be afraid?"

"There seems to be a black shadow flashing behind the curtain, your sister, it's scary, it's scary!"

"It's definitely more exciting and scarier than a horror movie."

"I'm just curious, is this really something that can be broadcast live?"

"Don't, don't, don't, don't shoot the curtains with the camera, another black shadow flashed just now."

Jiang Yun wiped his face with a towel, and said nonchalantly, "Ladies and gentlemen, you can rest assured that demons and ghosts won't harm people through network cables."

"Pindao even lived in the mortuary, I'm still afraid of this?"

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Chapter 366 Daoist, Dabaa (ask for a monthly ticket)

There were many water friends in the live broadcast room, and the smiles on their faces gradually disappeared.

Everyone realized a truth at this moment, people are really different.

Jiang Yun was very interested and told about his experience of living in the mortuary.

When I was young, the Taoist temple was not rich, and the rich man who begged for a child did not come to sponsor him. There was no air conditioner or fan in the Taoist temple, and it was extremely hot in summer.

In the small town at the bottom of the mountain, he found a quite quiet summer resort, where the cool air was refreshing.

That's right, the morgue.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the place in the morgue is really cool. If you have the chance, you must try it. Go at noon, and don't go at night."

"Go there and sleep, and you will realize what it means to die is a cool night." Jiang Yun said with nostalgia.

The water friends in the live broadcast room lost their mentality on the spot.

"Daoist, stop talking, I'm afraid."

"I can testify that I was a corpse in the morgue at the time. The Taoist priest was snoring in his sleep. I dared not speak for fear of being beaten."

"The Taoist priest is able to live in a cool place when it's hot. He really dares to sleep."

"Have you ever thought that someone is fanning you to cool off during sleepover time [funny]"

"A person who is awesome must have something awesome!"

"Hahahahaha, it's okay to take a nap, don't sleep late, I'd rather die of heat than go to sleep there."

Jiang Yun hung the Sanqing sword on the bed, and began to undress, take off the Taoist robe outside, and prepare to sleep.

The female fans in the live broadcast room saw that Jiang Yun began to undress in front of the camera, and many people became excited.

A certain female anchor, who was watching Jiang Yun's live broadcast, spurted out a nosebleed at the moment.

"Daozhang, don't do this, it's not good!"

"Is this something we can see without spending money?"

"No, no, I can't take it anymore, I'm going to take a cold bath and calm down."

"It is said that women are sexier than men. I didn't believe it at first, but now I believe it when I look at the barrage."

"Brother, my wife chats with her girlfriends. I've heard of the wall. They dare to say what they have to say. I emo on the spot."

"Uh, before I die, I must delete the chat history with my best friend [laugh and cry]"

Jiang Yun didn't take off all his clothes like sleeping in a Taoist temple, but just took off the outer Taoist robe, and kept the white tunic inside.

After he got into bed and got into the bed, he patted the bed.

Xiaobai immediately raised his head, and with a stride, he jumped directly onto the bed, and slipped into the bed in a numb manner.

It didn't matter that she got under the covers, and licked Jiang Yun's face.

The master and apprentice are not avoiding people at all now, and the male fans who are watching the live broadcast are all dumbfounded.

"Daozhang, dabaa!"

"Um, is there an ulterior secret between them?"

"Fuck, this is really not something we can watch without paying."

"Damn it, my little white wife!"

"Xiaobai is more or less for nothing, how long have the two of them slept [Tie Xin]"

The dark shadows behind the curtains still appeared from time to time, and the sound of footsteps and ghostly screams outside the house never stopped.

Jiang Yun touched Xiaobai's head, and Xiaobai immediately stopped moving and lay obediently beside his pillow.

"Laymen, today's situation is a bit special. It is estimated that many people will not be able to sleep."

"Pin Taoist taught everyone a way to sleep fast, which is quite useful and scientific."

"Step [-]: Lie down comfortably, then relax the muscles around the face, forehead and eye sockets, and breathe slowly."

"Step [-]: Relax your shoulders, back and arms, continue to breathe slowly and deeply, and try to forget the pressure on your mind."

"Try to imagine that you are in a very quiet space, your vision is completely dark, your mind is completely empty, and then wait quietly for a while."

"Normal people will go to sleep after about 2 minutes. If you don't believe me, you can try it."

After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he fell into a deep sleep within a short while, and his breathing became quite regular.

There were originally more than 30 online water friends in the live broadcast room, but this method abruptly killed [-].

This method is very scientific. It is a joint summary of Taoism and Chinese medicine combined with various cultivation methods, and it has been widely used in pilots and special forces.

The remaining 20 people stayed up all night in the live broadcast room. They really wanted to see what was going on outside the window.

This guard is a full half an hour.

The black shadow outside the window still flashed past in a hurry. Jiang Yun slept soundly, but his quilt slowly started to move.

Many people are sleeping with the live broadcast on, but there are also people who are watching the live broadcast and chatting.

"The Taoist priest's quilt has moved!"

"Uh, no way, how could it be so big, that's unreasonable!"

"Xiaobai is gone, fellow daoists, do you think there is a possibility that Xiaobai is repaying his favor?"

"Um, in front of the camera, isn't that good?"

"This is definitely playing with color. I looked at the cat in my bed and fell into deep thought. You have changed!"

"Calm down, fellow males, before calling out to Lord Bian, think about whether you are raising a male cat or not."

The movement inside the quilt didn't last long, and soon, a foot came out tentatively.

Then came a head, then half a body.

After Xiao Bai got out of Jiang Yun's bed, she squatted at the corner of the bed where the moonlight was shining, and sat up cross-legged in meditation.

A fox meditating cross-legged under the moonlight is outrageous.

The most important thing is that when she was meditating cross-legged, the dirty things that had been making noise outside the house seemed to be frightened by something, and they didn't move.

Half an hour later, Xiaobai ended from the state of meditation.

In the moonlight like water, everyone saw a long-haired girl in a trance, flashing into the bed at an extremely fast speed.

But after taking a closer look, where did the girl come from? The head that got out of Jiang Yun's bed was obviously Xiaobai's fox head.

At this time, there were not many people watching the live broadcast, and only a few thousand people discussed it.

"Fellow daoists, I was shocked, I thought Xiaobai had transformed into a form in public."

"I finally know why the Taoist priest doesn't have a Taoist companion."

"I used to feel that three-dimensional girls didn't have Two-dimensional fragrance, but now it seems that Two-dimensional girls don't have beast girl fragrance."

"I am willing to trade my ex-girlfriend who will never get married in exchange for my family's Miaomiao incarnation to accompany me."

"I originally thought that Xiaobai was too lazy to cultivate, but I didn't expect that she has been working hard in the middle of the night!!

"The elder sister of Tianyuan Taoist Temple, there is still something more or less, amazing."

Subsequently.

The house fell into a long silence until midnight, after twelve o'clock.

creak!

The door of the house, which had been closed all the time, was suddenly blown open by the wind, and the old wooden door made a toothache sound.

Two slender figures appeared at Jiang Yun's bedside, but because of the angle of the drone, only the figures were captured.

"Get out, this is our territory!"

"Humans, you have crossed the line, hurry up, or don't blame me for being ruthless!"