Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"Your ghost press, at least don't move you, the ghost press I met, he lifted my quilt, and blowing air on my feet, he doesn't talk about ghost virtues!"

"I have lived for 40 years, and I also want to experience what a ghost press is."

"Uncle, don't experience it, it's really scary!"

"When I was awake, I saw a woman in white clothes and long hair standing on the other side of your sleep, still looking down at you. Is this a ghost pressing the bed or did you meet Ah Piao?"

Jiang Yun rubbed his nose, looked at Uncle Wang, and explained, "Uncle, you have to believe in science, there's nothing wrong with it."

"In fact, many people have encountered a bed press, that is, when they are sleeping, they suddenly feel awake, but their bodies cannot move, and some people will hear some inexplicable sounds or see inexplicable pictures."

"In this case, you can rest assured, because it will not cause substantial harm to your body. In medicine, this is called sleep paralysis."

"It means that people are awake, but not fully awake. If you encounter special circumstances, you can bump your upper and lower teeth. This is called beating the drum. Don't ask why, just do it."

Uncle Wang and Aunt Wang were skeptical, Jiang Yun demonstrated again what it means to beat the drum. This method is very effective. After he meets the ghost pressing the bed, he is always invincible.

Uncle Zhang Shengtan also taught two small methods recorded in "The Story of the Jade Box": when you meet a ghost pressing the bed, shake your head violently from side to side, or close your eyes and meditate silently that all the fighters are in front of you.

Teacher Luo listened thoughtfully, and even took out a handwritten notebook and took notes seriously.

After he finished recording, he had a question for Jiang Yun: "Daoist Jiang, I saw a method on the Internet, but I don't know if it's true or not."

"That is to say, the ghost recognizes the bed through the toe of the shoe, so when you sleep, put the shoes front and back to prevent the ghost from pressing the bed. Is this true or not?"

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Chapter 364

After hearing this method, Jiang Yun couldn't help laughing.

This method is purely nonsense. When he was young, he slept with his master, saw this method in a story meeting, and tried it out.

As a result, that night, Chief Chisong Dao got up and went to the toilet, then pretended he couldn't find the bed, and kept wandering around the house, calling for his apprentice to be there.

That night, Jiang Yun was so scared that he almost wet the bed.

He kept huddling in the corner of the wall, and stayed up until dawn. After dawn, Taoist Chisong went to bed and laughed.

After Mr. Luo listened to Jiang Yun talking about his childhood experiment, he asked silently: "Daoist Jiang, I am not disrespectful to Daoist Chisong."

"It's just, have you ever thought about whether your master really couldn't find a bed that night?"

Jiang Yun stayed where he was and didn't speak for a long time.

How did a fun story when I was young suddenly turn into a horror story?

Snapped!

Jiang Yun covered the back of his head and looked back at his uncle in confusion.

Daoist Zhang Sheng sighed angrily and said, "Boy, don't you know if your master is a ghost?"

"If you think back to the Taoist classics you have read, there is no ghost who can use the thunder method, and even survive the thunder calamity, and still appear alive and kicking."

Only then did Jiang Yun come to his senses, patted his forehead with his hand, and laughed out loud.

Pranks, when I was young, it was definitely a prank by Master, otherwise, it would really be a ghost story.

The water friends in the live broadcast room can't laugh anymore, this is true and false, and there is always something wrong.

"Daoist, can you tell me the truth, is there a ghost?"

"Fuck, I want to try it later, but I'm afraid my wife really can't find a bed [Tears Running]"

"Break the defense, I really broke the defense in my heart, I won't become an undead knight?"

"Try it, everyone. It doesn't cost money anyway. I suggest you take a sleeping pill before you try it, and then put a monitor on the bedroom, otherwise it's easy to have nightmares."

"The Daoist is a man who can't be dealt with. He doesn't tell the truth when something happens, but he likes to hide it!"

Uncle Zhang opened his mouth and asked, "Jiang Daochang, if the two of us encounter ghosts pressing the bed, we won't say anything."

"But the two of us went home to rest at noon today, but just woke up and found ourselves sleeping in the courtyard. Is this normal?"

"Sleeping in the courtyard like that, it's a good thing to wake up early, otherwise I'll catch a cold."

Teacher Luo recalled Jiang Yun's previous live broadcast explanation, and then said affirmatively: "Uncle and auntie, don't worry, believe in science, you can't go wrong."

"Did the two of you sleepwalk? This sudden change of place to sleep, and the air in the room is not good, it is indeed more likely to cause sleepwalking."

Sleepwalking speculation is reasonable.

He has handled several cases, all of which were sleepwalking murders or sleepwalking beatings, but sleepwalking himself knew nothing about it.

Even if it is on the program "Into Science", it must be this answer.

The water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help applauding.

"Teacher Luo is worthy of being a master of law, he has learned to answer quickly."

"Sleepwalking, it must be sleepwalking, otherwise it would be unscientific."

"I understand, but I don't understand, let's listen to the explanation of the priest."

"What Mr. Luo said, if it sounds good, it's called academic explanation, if it sounds bad, it's called nonsense, don't believe it."

"Who said Mr. Luo is talking nonsense, prepare for a lawsuit."

Jiang Yun's two eyebrows stood upright, and he said angrily: "What sleepwalking, this is clearly out of bounds!"

"Uncle, the Taoist temple has not been done for a long time, some guys have started to behave unruly, this is not sleepwalking, Uncle Wang, Aunt Wang, don't worry."

"The two of you will live in the Taoist temple tonight. I will stay at your house for one night. I will give you a satisfactory explanation tomorrow morning."

Teacher Luo: "emmmm"

The water friend in the live broadcast room: "emmmm"

Daoist, why don't you play your cards according to the routine?

Uncle Wang and Aunt Wang slept in the Taoist temple after washing up.

After Jiang Yun asked his uncle to take care of Mr. Luo, he held the Sanqing Sword and took Xiao Bai to Jiangjia Village with a murderous look.

The house of Uncle Wang and Aunt Wang lives in a remote place in the village, and they haven't come back all year round, and they haven't been rebuilt. It's still an old house.

Although the village has paid for the maintenance of the old house, it is hard to hide the dilapidation.

There is a couplet pasted by the village committee at the gate, but weeds are still growing everywhere in the courtyard. The house needs to be lived in.

It is okay to live in a poor house for ten years, but a good house can be abandoned in three years.

Jiang Yun came to the house, and after turning on the light, he hung the Sanqing Sword on the bedside, and then began to pack his things and prepare for sleep.

There are beddings on the kang, and on the table, there is also a pot of braised meat that has been stewed. Although it is cold, it still looks delicious.

The water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help persuading them.

"Master Dao, this room is a bit evil, and my back feels a little chilly, so there's no need for us to be brave enough to live here."

"There must be something in this house, and it's not a good thing."

"Catching ghosts live, our live broadcast room won't be blocked, right?"

"Uh, fellow daoists, look at that pot of meat, is there any problem? Why do I think it looks like human flesh?"

"I'll go, it really looks like human flesh, with a big bone and a small bone, like the double bones in the arm."

"Uncle Wang and Aunt Wang just said that they rested after they came back and didn't cook any meat!"

"The room is not clean, and there is a pot of human flesh, why should it be so scary..."

"Don't be afraid, the Taoist priest will broadcast it later, he will kill demons at night, and he will be fine tomorrow during the day."

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage, slapped the table, and made up his mind: "Ladies and gentlemen, we won't be broadcasting tonight. Let's catch what it is."

"If everyone is interested, you can stay in the live broadcast room. There are ghosts catching ghosts, and demons subduing demons. No mercy!"

"As for this pot of meat, it doesn't seem to be human flesh. Wait a minute, and I'll ask old Taoist Zhang Zhishun."

Jiang Yun made a phone call to old Taoist Zhang, and then sent a photo.

Afterwards, he was scolded.

Old Daoist Zhang said angrily: "Boy, do you think the old man is too busy?"

"In your pot of meat, there are parallel bones. Those are not human bones. Human bones have a characteristic. Whether it is a leg bone or a hand bone, the two parallel bones are about the same thickness."

"Also, the human bone has a prismatic ridge, which is relatively sharp. The bones in the pot of meat are relatively round, and the ratio of the thickness of the bones is also relatively large."

"Judging from the thickness of the muscle fibers, it should be pork. The muscle fibers of human flesh are thinner than pork, and the fat is cooked and turns yellow. That pot of meat is yellow."

"The marrow cavity in the human bone is not that wide. The meat is well stewed. It should be tasty. Eat it with confidence."

After Old Taoist Zhang finished speaking, he hung up the phone.

Jiang Yun suddenly realized that this had indeed touched his blind spot of knowledge.

Compared with animals, the difference between human flesh and human bones is quite obvious, uh, wait, why does Mr. Zhang know so clearly?

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Chapter 365 What the hell

Old Taoist Zhang said that this is pork, not human flesh, which means you can eat it with confidence.

"Hey, Uncle Wang, I'm a little hungry this evening. You have a pot of meat on the table, can you eat it?" Jiang Yun called and asked.

The backyard of Tianyuan Taoist Temple.

Uncle Wang and Aunt Wang looked at each other in blank dismay, both of them were a little puzzled, they had just returned home and hadn't cooked any food, where did the meat come from at home?

"Uncle Wang, Aunt Wang, it's the meat on the table in the house. It's stewed well. I was not full in the Taoist temple just now. Can I have a bite?" Seeing that there was no voice on the phone, Jiang Yun asked again.

Uncle Wang came to his senses now, he quickly waved his hands, and stopped him stammeringly: "Jiang Daochang, that's not fun!"

"The two of us didn't cook, so there must be something wrong with the meat. Maybe it's the poison produced by the dirty things in the house. If you want to eat it, I'll cook it for you when I go home tomorrow."

"Uncle Wang, don't bother. The meat is fine and you can eat it. Since it doesn't belong to your family, it is unowned. I can eat it without worry." Jiang Yun said with a smile and hung up the phone.

Uncle Wang and Aunt Wang are not at home all year round, so the old-fashioned stove is still used at home, and there is no gas stove or modern kitchen and bathroom with natural gas.

Although the fire stove is troublesome, as long as there is firewood, you can cook. In the mountain village, it is actually quite convenient.

Jiang Yun started, after cleaning the pot and adding water, he put the pot of meat on the grate, covered the pot, and was about to heat it up.

He really planned to eat meat, and the water friends in the live broadcast room panicked. They just heard clearly that this pot of meat is a proper three-no product!

If it is an ordinary three-no product, it’s okay to eat it occasionally. After all, no matter how unscrupulous the manufacturer is, it will not intentionally kill people.

However, if this is the meat of demons and ghosts, those ghosts are not bound by the law, and there is no bottom line in doing things.

"Master Dao, I'll order you a takeaway, don't eat that meat."

"That's right, we crowdfunded to order you a takeaway, no matter how expensive the delivery fee is."

"My mother told us since we were young that we can't eat food of unknown origin, anchor, have you forgotten?"

"Don't learn from the kids in the live broadcast room. The Daoist is really not afraid of death. We are really going to die."

"The Daoist is so powerful, he must not be able to fight head-on, and can only use some crooked methods."

"Hiss, Princess Iron Fan has been hit by Monkey King's trick..."

Jiang Yun lit the fire by himself and heated up the pot of meat. He also scalded himself a bottle of yellow rice wine by the way. The Qiankun bag is really practical.

Under the lens of the drone, the water friends didn't see clearly where the wine came from. They all thought it was the wine stored by Uncle Wang's family.

Moonlight as water.

In the courtyard there are luxuriant grasses, and on the stone table, Jiang Yun and Xiao Bai eat meat and drink wine, enjoying themselves very much.

It was the whining and howling of ghosts and howling wolves from time to time, which made everyone in the live broadcast room shudder.

If you are full of wine and food, your energy and blood will be vigorous, not to mention drinking yellow rice wine.

After Jiang Yun took out the Sanqing Sword from the bedside of the house, he drew his sword and practiced Taiji swordsmanship.

The sound of the sword rustled, and a stream of white sword energy was like autumn water, very smooth and agile under the moonlight.

The sword move was very beautiful, after Xiaobai jumped onto the stone table, he raised his neck and screamed.

The dense fog in the mountains drifted by at night, and the camera lens of the drone was in a daze.