Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"It turns out that this is the correct way to open up legitimate defense."

"It seems that studying the Fa is still beneficial. I was really blind to the law before!"

When the brother wearing glasses heard this, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief. He must not be able to beat a dog. The single female neighbor is more than enough to clean up.

"Catch the thief first, catch the king first, catch the thief first, catch the king, and open the door later, bite first and then talk."

Jiang Yun listened to the glasses guy talking to himself, and he felt something was wrong in his heart. This young man can't bite when he opens the door, right?

squeak~~

The door of the room opened, and a girl in pink pajamas was holding a golden retriever and standing at the door.

"Wang Wang Wang~~~"

The golden retriever cried out excitedly when he saw the man sticking out his tongue.

The glasses boy shivered for a moment, his brain became hot, and he opened his mouth and bit his female neighbor.

The female neighbor was stunned on the spot, and then slapped her in the face.

Snapped!

The voice was crisp and loud, and the voice-activated lights in the stairwell turned on.

"What are you doing?"

"The Daoist Jiang of the Tianyuan Taoist Temple has already said that your golden retriever bites me, and I bite you. This is a legitimate defense, and it belongs to catching the thief first and the king!" the glasses boy said confidently, covering his face.

The red handprints on his face were extremely obvious, but his tone of voice was quite rigid.

The girl holding the golden retriever was poor at words, and stood there for a long time, her eyes were red, and tears were rolling in her eyes.

She turned her head and went back to the house, brought a plate of dumplings, and stuffed them directly to the little brother, then dragged the golden retriever, and went back to her room without looking back.

The glasses boy held the dumplings, covered his face, and went back to his room. He was also full of grievances: "Jiang Daochang, that woman doesn't play cards according to the routine!"

"Hiss, it hurts so much, she really killed me!"

Jiang Yun: emmm

Teacher Luo: emmmmm

Water friends in the live broadcast room: emmmmm

"This layman, have you ever thought that the girl next door likes you?"

The glasses boy covered his face and vetoed Jiang Yun's question: "Master Dao, it's impossible, absolutely impossible, she's really killing me!"

Jiang Yun was helpless, he sighed, pinched his fingers and did some calculations, and said, "I won't say much more about the poor, after you finish eating the dumplings, take a look at the bottom of the plate."

"There is the girl's contact information at the bottom of the plate, and when you wash the plate and send it back, remember to pack a plate of strawberries."

"I'm a monk, and I came to do a law-enhancing program. I just stole Yuelao's job. What a crime!"

"Director, this layman's problem has been solved, and we can find another water friend."

Seeing that the little brother was still covering his face, he said weakly: "Impossible, how could she like me, hiss, my face!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room are already a little envious and jealous.

"The Taoist priest taught people how to find a partner, I am sore!"

"This buddy, Yuelao pulls a steel wire for him, and he can break it."

"Why can't I come across such a good thing?"

"Watching a law-enhancing program, I was stunned to be stuffed with dog food, which is unreasonable."

"This show is really impure, the director, change people quickly!"

"Why don't I have a partner, because I don't know the Taoist priest, he can get along with him, and if there is a red line, I will really lead him!"

"Look at what you said, that little brother can also get along. If someone is really close to him, he will nibble on his neck whenever he meets him. A slap is considered light."

"Eating melons, eating melons, can the show do a revisit, I want to see if these two can make it."

Seeing that the staff at the scene were all staring at him, Jiang Yun touched his nose and said, "Every layman, why are you all looking at Pindao?"

"The parents of the guy with glasses are also watching the show. If he doesn't chase after him, his parents will definitely punish him when he goes home."

"As long as you chase after them, these two will be able to succeed."

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Chapter 347 Robbery or Extortion?

Jiang Yun really didn't expect that after exposing himself a little bit, he would become the old man of the program group.

As long as there are single people in the program group, from the director to the assistant, during the whole live broadcast of the program, they will always find free time to find him for marriage.

In the end, he was forced to have no choice but to open a divination booth and start a part-time job. He paid for consulting, five hundred at a time, and made a small profit.

Teacher Luo looked at the side for a long time, calculated an account, and then said: "Jiang Daochang, when it comes to making money, you are still ruthless!"

"A lawyer's one-hour consultation fee is only two or three hundred. If you work for one day, it is enough for me to work for a week!"

"Teacher Luo, you can't say that. The poor Taoists mainly have people from above and below. Asking this matter is a debt of favor. Every year, the Taoist temple has to manage up and down!" Jiang Yun said the truth during the live broadcast.

Then, there were even more people looking for him as a marriage.

At this moment, the live broadcast continues.

The director is in the background, and randomly selects the water friend who is connected to the video. The online name is [Baking Chang'e with the Jade Rabbit]. He is a high school student who wears a mask.

There are still a lot of unfinished homework for this child during the winter vacation. On the desk in the room, there are at least a dozen unfinished blank test papers.

Teacher Luo opened his mouth and said with a smile: "You don't have to worry about this kid. If you haven't finished your winter vacation, your homework really doesn't break the law."

"Your teacher, at most, notify your parents to criticize and educate you. Of course, mild corporal punishment is not considered domestic violence. It is useless to call the police."

The high school student wearing a mask clutched his chest, leaned directly on the table, and scratched his head frantically.

Most of the water friends who are watching the live broadcast have graduated and entered the society to work.

Everyone has experienced this period, so they have extremely high sympathy for this unlucky child.

"Hahaha, more than a dozen unfinished building projects can be finished even if you burn the lights at night."

"Good guy, how dare he go to the live broadcast of law popularization for consultation? Isn't he afraid that the teacher is also watching the live broadcast?"

"My teacher, I forgot to assign winter homework during the holidays, and no one in our class mentioned it."

"It's someone else's teacher again, I'm envious!"

The high school student wearing a mask climbed up from the table, and he asked a very realistic question: "Mr. Luo, I don't want to consult this question."

"These dozens of test papers are nothing more than a table and a pen, and a miracle in one night. Can your program guarantee the privacy and security of my personal information?"

The director opened his mouth and said, "Don't worry, children, our law-enhancing program is a regular program that has been reported in ****."

"Our program will protect the information security of every incoming fan, you can rest assured!"

The high school student wearing a mask breathed a sigh of relief. He was suddenly a little embarrassed, and he hesitated for a long time before saying what he wanted to consult.

A few days ago, because he studied on a small website, he received a blackmail letter from the Internet in his mailbox.

The extortion letter asked him to add a WeChat ID and transfer 99 yuan, otherwise the video would be sent to his parents and all relatives and friends, ruining his reputation.

Although the new year has just passed, a high school student is no longer a primary school student, and he can receive so much lucky money.

One thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine yuan, he really couldn't afford it, so he was nervous and anxious these days, and he hadn't slept for several days.

The water friends who were watching the live broadcast suddenly understood why the high school student was wearing a mask, and seriously asked the program team if they could guarantee the privacy and security of their personal information.

"Fuck, this kind of thing really happened!"

"Don't be afraid, just call the police and talk to him."

"Fellow daoists, to be honest, I have indeed encountered this kind of thing. After blackmailing once, they will continue to blackmail [cover face]"

"Hiss, no, no, why is there a video?"

"The security performance of mobile phone cameras is very low now, and you can take pictures quietly. It has been exposed a few years ago."

Teacher Luo smiled and said, "My little friend, don't be afraid. The person who sent you a message is a liar."

"He did get some of your information, otherwise he wouldn't have sent it to your email. Usually he knows your email password. Do you understand what I mean?"

"Pay attention, you know what crime you committed, don't you?"

The high school student wearing a mask held his breath and became tense.

More than [-]% of the water friends who are watching the live broadcast are also worried. Is this crime serious?

Teacher Luo smiled and said, "Don't worry, everyone, this does not constitute any crime, but the other party has indeed broken the law."

Hearing this, the water friends watching the live broadcast quietly breathed a sigh of relief.

"Mr. Luo, if you have something to say, you scare me to death."

“[Cover face] I almost surrendered myself.”

"I feel that I need to learn some methods, otherwise I have no choice but to voluntarily surrender myself. Isn't this social death?"

"Hey hey, I've already checked the law on this aspect, fellow daoists, don't worry, we can't get in, otherwise we won't be able to close it."

Jiang Yun didn't hold back, but also smiled. He took the topic and said, "Little layman, don't worry, your behavior is not breaking the law. The person or organization who defrauded you has broken the law."

"If you really added WeChat and transferred the money to them, this is extortion. If you haven't transferred the money now, what is it called?"

"It's called attempted extortion, attempted extortion, this is usually a sentence of less than three years, understand?"

The high school student wearing a mask nodded, half understanding, and asked, "Master, what does it mean that he asked me to transfer 99 yuan?"

"Is it more than 2000 yuan to file a case?"

Jiang Yun nodded and said: "You can teach a child. In the past, the requirements for extortion were relatively high. It is true that the case will be filed for more than 2000 yuan."

"The people who blackmailed you obviously have some legal knowledge, but they obviously didn't study the latest civil code, and now they have added a new type of blackmail called multiple blackmail."

"Three extortions within two years, even minor incidents constitute extortion, even targeting multiple people. Don't worry, they must have broken the law."

"Don't worry, just ignore them. If they dare to post it, it will be a leak of personal privacy and extortion, and the nature is bad. At least ten years in prison, they must not have the guts."

The high school student wearing a mask breathed a sigh of relief. He nodded and bowed to thank him, and then he was about to close the video connection.

Jiang Yun stopped him, and asked with a smile: "Little layman, don't worry."

"Today we were destined, and we happened to meet together. The poor will test you. What's the difference between extortion and robbery?"

"I have a friend named Zhang San. He used to be a criminal, and his methods were quite violent."

"He used to like to threaten people with videos, saying that if you give me money, if you don't give me money, I will kill your whole family in ten days and make the videos public!"

"Do you think it should be robbery or extortion?"

A high school student wearing a mask became depressed on the spot, robbery or extortion, this is really a difficult problem!

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Chapter 348

"Using violence, this should be robbery, right?"

"Robbery is definitely robbery, and it's illegal, at least ten years ago!"

"There was a man in our village who robbed ten yuan with a knife and was sentenced to four years in prison. This one robbed more than 1000 yuan, and the nature was even worse."

"Teacher Dao and Teacher Luo both laughed. I feel that things are not that simple."

"Cover your face, the student is trembling, afraid to speak."

"It doesn't matter whether it's robbery or extortion. The important thing is that Zhang San is a good cellmate and must have broken the law."

The high school student wearing a mask opened his mouth and murmured for a long time, but he didn't say a complete sentence.

As long as it's an exam, it's okay to say, if it's a multiple-choice question, choose three shorts and one long to choose long, three longs and one short to choose short, choose b if they are uneven, and choose d if they are not long.

This is a true or false question, just close your eyes and cover it up, but this is an answer from a real person online!

If you ask the reason for the judgment later, and you can't tell one, two, three, then you will die on the spot.

Seeing that the atmosphere was almost brewing, Jiang Yun smiled and said, "The difference between extortion and robbery is actually very obvious."