Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"Well, you can take a group photo for five yuan, so cheap!"

"Chisong Daochang's worth is really low, which makes people feel distressed."

"Tianyuan Taoist Temple is really high quality and cheap, no wonder it has been passed down in a single line."

"I just want to know, how does one seek a child with 100 yuan?"

"Donate money online, I want a calligraphy and painting!"

[Sixteen Characters of Yin Yang] Reward a treasure map with a message: "Master Chisong, I'm going to the Wudang sect, can we take a photo together?"

A large group of people began to swipe gifts.

When Jiang Yun took time to watch the barrage, he found out, and he asked the master's attitude.

"Hey boy, what do they mean by those treasure maps, Huya No. [-], magic books, Nebula battleships and so on?"

"I have been away as a teacher for three years. After I come back this time, I feel that I have not kept up with the development of the times." Taoist Chisong asked puzzled.

When he disappeared in 18, the live broadcast industry was not as popular as it is now, so it is a bit incomprehensible.

"Master, you have money." Jiang Yun said concisely.

"If you have money, you can do it if you have money. Laymen in my apprentice's live broadcast room, the old Taoist welcomes everyone to visit Tianyuan Taoist Temple."

"Group photos, blessings, asking for calligraphy and painting, and fortune-telling are all fine. As for asking for a son, my good apprentice will be in charge of this business for the time being."

"If you ladies need it, you can contact him. You can chat in private. Begging for a child consumes energy and energy. I am old and I really can't do that job." Chisong Road Chief said with a smile.

The water friends in the live broadcast room exploded on the spot.

"Master Daoist, are you going to do the business of begging for a child?"

"Good guy, good guy, police officer Jiang Dajiang warns!"

"I just want to know how to seek the law, whether it is serious or not."

"Uh... [Funny], Daoist, can the child-seeking business be contracted for a year?"

With black lines on Jiang Yun's face, he explained helplessly: "Ladies and gentlemen, don't think about it."

"The child-seeking business of Tianyuan Taoist Temple uses three methods of acupuncture, massage and traditional Chinese medicine for comprehensive treatment, which really consumes people's energy and energy."

"It's actually treating infertility. Pindao is not responsible for this business for the time being. Please don't send private messages. My backstage has already blown up."

Chisong Road Chief, who was beside him, started to laugh.

In the afternoon, there were quite a few people coming to the Taoist temple.

After a few people finished their meal, they offered incense to the Patriarch of Sanqing, and then chatted in front of them.

While chatting, Taoist Chisong's expression changed, he immediately stood up, and then went straight to Zixiao Peak.

Jiang Yun looked puzzled, he followed behind the master, and chased after him.

Because of the gap in cultivation, when several people rushed to the foot of Zixiao Peak, Taoist Chisong had already gone up the mountain.

At this moment, the top of the mountain was covered with dark clouds, and there were dozens of flashes of lightning in the middle.

"Fuck, beast, why did you break through again?" Daoist Mo Yuan looked at the top of the mountain with complicated eyes.

Senior Taoist Zhang Zhishun lowered his voice and asked, "Boy, the wish your master made this morning is to improve your cultivation to a higher level."

"Tell the old man the truth, is this your trick?"

Jiang Yun shook his head without even thinking about it. This kind of thing cannot be admitted even if killed.

He also lowered his voice and asked, "Old Zhang, what is your wish this morning?"

"This old man wants to find a successor this year to inherit my medical skills completely. Nowadays, the talents of Chinese medicine are dying. This wish may be difficult to realize."

Jiang Yun looked at Daoist Mo Yuan again, and asked in a low voice, "Senior Mo Yuan, what is your wish this morning?"

"The Wudang sect has continued its orthodoxy and is becoming more and more prosperous."

After hearing this, Jiang Yun breathed a sigh of relief. The wishes made by the two seniors were reasonable and not so outrageous.

He looked up at the top of the mountain, opened his mouth, but said nothing.

Master, this is more or less outrageous.

The drone tried to fly to Zixiao Peak to take a close-up picture of crossing the catastrophe.

But the thunder calamity was too thick, and the shock wave caused by the lightning strike was too powerful, and it was impossible to take useful pictures at all.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were all shocked.

"Is this being struck by lightning, or is it going through a catastrophe?"

"I seriously suspect that the anchor is using Leifa below to attack his own master."

"Fellow Daoist, please put away your paranoia of being persecuted. The Taoist priest didn't recite the mantra, and he didn't make a decision. How do you summon Lei Fa?"

"Which immortal is going through the tribulation here, can you take me for a ride?"

"Daoist Chisong is the best friend of this immortal, he is here to cross the tribulation and you and other mortals, don't talk nonsense!"

"Some time ago, scientists proved that our solar system has entered a photon layer, and I suspect that the spiritual recovery has begun."

"It's outrageous. I haven't obtained the cultivation method yet, and others have started to cross the catastrophe [cover face]"

[Super management has found out that this live broadcast room is live broadcasting prohibited content, and the live broadcast room has been sealed up, and is contacting the anchor to actively modify it]

Jiang Yun's live broadcast room was blocked again.

However, it doesn't matter whether it is sealed or not, because at the same time as it was sealed, the catastrophe above Zixiao Peak had already stopped.

Before the dark clouds went up, Jiang Yun and the others hurried up the mountain.

The peak, which is usually beautiful, is now in a mess. There are nine exaggerated black pits on the ground, and the bottom of the pit is scorched black, with green smoke curling up.

And Daoist Chisong disappeared mysteriously again. He really didn't see anyone alive or dead, not even a piece of clothing left.

Jiang Yun's expression was dull. He really didn't expect that that lucky dumpling could really send away the master who just came back.

Is this soul flying away, no bones left, or is it ascending again?

"Fellow Chisong, is this another ascent?" Daoist Mo Yuan complained.

The old priest Zhang Zhishun nodded, and said seriously: "It should be ascending again. The situation this time is exactly the same as when he left last time."

"Boy, think about it, your master may come back by himself in a few years."

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Chapter 323 Life is impermanent (seeking monthly ticket)

Just a few days after Master came back, he just disappeared like this. Jiang Yun was more or less unacceptable in his heart.

Daoist Mo Yuan looked at the nine huge heavenly tribulation pits on Ziwei Peak, shook his head and said, "Life is impermanent, big intestines are wrapped in small intestines!"

"Boy, cheer up, you are now the master of Tianyuan Taoist Temple, and you have to send your master's obituary to the fellow Taoists of the Taoist Association."

"Just post a sentence in the family of the Daoist family. Basically, all the Daoist friends who can be called famous are there."

Jiang Yun pulled himself together, took out his phone, and opened the QQ group.

[Tianyuan Daoguan Jiangyun]: "@All people, seniors, Xiaodao informs everyone of one thing with a sad heart."

"My master, Daoist Chisong, was at the top of Zixiao Peak today. He disappeared after crossing the robbery, and there is no body left. I decided to hold a funeral for Master. I hope all fellow Taoists will come to participate."

His words basically poked a hornet's nest.

All the fellow Taoists in the water group on weekdays jumped out.

[Sanfeng Pai Zhang Benchu]: "What the hell, Jiang Xiaoyou, didn't your master go away after crossing the robbery four years ago?"

"What's the matter? Does he feel that he regretted going through the catastrophe last time, and came back to go through the catastrophe again?"

[Hunyuan faction Lei Mo'an]: "It's heartbreaking, the old Taoist is far away from crossing the catastrophe, fellow Chisong Taoist has gone through the catastrophe twice."

[Zhengyang faction Zhong Liting]: "What the hell, Chisong is dead, isn't this pure nonsense?"

[Zhuangquan Guoming]: "@天元道观江云, big brother, is your master really gone?"

[Maoshan School Lin Zhengfa]: "Jiang Xiaoyou, from ancient times to the present, no one can survive two catastrophes. It's a big Chinese New Year, you don't want to joke with us like this."

……

The Taoist friends in the group either questioned this matter, or covered their chests, expressing their heartache.

Zhang Zhishun, the old Taoist priest, is very experienced in dealing with this kind of thing.

He first stood on a high place, recorded a video of the robbery scene on the top of Zixiao Peak, and sent it to the group.

[Wudang Zhang Zhishun]: "Fellow daoists, the veteran can prove that fellow daoist Chisong has really played off this time."

"He didn't succeed in crossing the tribulation last time. After traveling abroad for more than three years, he finally sent himself away this time."

[Wudang watchman Mo Yuan]: "Old Zhang is right, I was also at the scene, it's so tragic."

The two famous Taoist figures stood up to prove it, and basically put the matter to the test.

Fellow Taoists in the group began to comfort Jiang Yun.

【Zhou Cen, Head of Bagua Sect】: "My condolences to little friend Jiang, I will go to Wudang tomorrow to express my condolences."

[Qingwei faction Yingyan]: "Dear friends, I feel a little uneasy. I feel that Taoist Chisong will come back again."

[Sanfeng Pai Zhang Benchu]: "Dear fellows, don't talk about it, the dead are the most important. No matter what, the funeral that should be held must still be held."

"Don't think too much, everyone, let's go to the memorial service tomorrow and get together by the way."

[Tianyuan Daoguan Jiangyun]: "Here is the Xiaodao, thank you seniors, there are too many things to do today, so I will go offline first."

After he turned off his phone, he wandered around Zixiao Peak for a long time, and finally picked up a piece of clothes the size of a palm.

The clothes in the Clothes Tomb are finally there.

After Jiang Yun returned to the Taoist temple, he contacted Village Chief Jiang with grief and told him about the disappearance of Master Du Jie.

"Xiao Jiang, don't panic, I have organized a funeral with your master last time, and I am very experienced."

"There are coffins and things in the village. I'm taking people to the Taoist temple to help." Village Chief Jiang's words were full of magnetism and gave people a full sense of security.

Jiang Yun's uneasy heart relaxed a little.

He just graduated from university, and now he is really unable to preside over the funeral. Village Chief Jiang is really a reliable senior.

It's a big Chinese New Year, Rendu Jie disappeared, and there will be a clothes grave, so the red couplets posted should all be changed.

Just as Jiang Yun was about to tear up the couplets, Taoist Mo Yuan reminded him: "Boy, don't move those festive things in the couplets."

"Monks, don't care about this. Your master has disappeared during the robbery, which is considered a joy and sorrow. Maybe he will come back by himself in a few days or two years."

"Senior Mo Yuan, my master is in this situation, can he come back again?"

Daoist Mo Yuan said in a firm tone, "The missing person came back by himself. It seems unscientific, but it is actually very scientific."

"After all, the scallops in Zhangzidao can run away from home dozens of times. Why can't people?"

With the old Taoist explanation, many water friends in the live broadcast room can understand.

"Damn, fellow priests, don't mention the scallops in Zhangzidao. My heart aches when I hear about this thing."

"What's wrong with the scallops on Zhangzidao, is there any fellow Taoist, please explain to me."

"Zhangzidao is a listed company with a scallop farming business. Zhangzidao's scallops ran away from home and came back several times, causing the stock price to fluctuate."

"A lot of people bought the stock of that company and lost everything. Scallop is just like Mr. Chimatsu, who came back after leaving."

"Latest news: The Tonga volcano erupted, and the scallops from Zhangzi Island ran back again. After the Chinese New Year, they ran away again. When they will come back, it is currently to be determined."

"The second of China's top ten unsolved mysteries: When will Chief Chisong come back, and when will the scallops from Zhangzidao come back?"

Village head Jiang rushed to Tianyuan Taoist Temple with a dozen people.

The people in Jiangjia Village are doing their own duties, some are writing obituaries, some are notifying the villagers, and some are contacting the master, preparing to hold a feast tomorrow.

The pre-funeral work is proceeding in an orderly manner.

The village chief Jiang came over specially to comfort Jiang Yun: "Xiao Jiang, don't be sad, your master's work is outrageous."

"We don't need to make a big fuss, anyway, it's just a tomb of clothes, we did it last time, but he came back, maybe he will come back in the future."

Jiang Yun nodded, and he began to sort out the relics left by his master these days, and put them into the coffin for burial together tomorrow.