Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"It's not good to eat too much salt, it's easy to harden the arteries." After Zhang Zhishun muttered, he went to the kitchen.

Jiang Yun and Taoist Chisong, they grabbed Monkey Two who was about to leave, and poured the chicken soup directly to Monkey Two.

This is a good thing, it can't be wasted, not to mention that Monkey Two has a whole group of monkeys, those who can do more work, he is not afraid of making up for it.

After Monkey Two drank the chicken soup for the two of them, his walking posture seemed to be vigorous.

When old Taoist Zhang came back, he looked at the empty bowl in front of the two of them with a puzzled look on his face.

"Elder, Monkey [-] eats a lot of salt. The two of us just tasted it, but it's actually not salty." Jiang Yun said seriously.

Chisong Taoist priest secretly extended a thumbs up to his apprentice, and then kept nodding his head.

Taoist Zhang Zhishun tasted his own chicken soup, and the soup was indeed all right.

After he drank it all in one gulp, he felt the qi and blood in his body boiling violently, and then, like Priest Mo Yuan, he began to meditate on the spot to calm down the qi and blood.

Jiang Yun and Taoist Chisong chatted in the small square in front of the Taoist temple after they cleaned up the kitchen.

In Wudang Mountain that night, the shouts of the monkeys were extraordinarily crazy!

The sound of the monkey screaming around the mountain three times was inconclusive, and the water friends in the live broadcast room were all shocked.

"Fuck, what's wrong with the monkey group!"

"Um, I'm an animal caretaker, that should be the sound of a female monkey howling in heat."

"Monkey Two doesn't do good things, what did he do to those female monkeys?"

"Children, don't inquire about what you shouldn't. I think that chicken soup should have an aphrodisiac effect."

"I want to drink the enhanced version of Huangjing wine, even if I pay for it!"

Jiang Yun looked at all the bullet screens in the live broadcast room, and with a dark face, he said, "Ladies and gentlemen, please don't spread rumors, the soup is indeed okay, it's just that it's overdone!"

"Master, do you think so?"

"Cough, it's really tonic." A funny expression appeared on Chisong Taoist priest's face.

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Chapter 321

One night, Taoist Master Zhang and Taoist Master Mo Yuan were meditating in the backyard, and the sound of monkeys in Wudang Mountain continued for a long time.

People who stay up late are prone to sudden death. The master and apprentice of Tianyuan Taoist Temple are both life-saving people, so even if it is Chinese New Year, they will not stay up late.

After Jiang Yun downloaded the broadcast, he closed the door of the Taoist temple and went back to his room to rest.

Maybe it was because the monkeys were shouting too excitedly, so after turning off the lights, Xiaobai seemed very excited and barked non-stop.

Jiang Yun was annoyed by the noise, so he could only pat its butt to coax it to sleep.

On the first day of the new year, the vast majority of people in the country can't sleep and wake up naturally.

The sound of various fireworks and firecrackers came and went.

Jiang Yun got up early and after a brief wash, he found that Taoist Zhang and Mo Yuan in the backyard were still meditating.

He started the live broadcast, made breakfast, and asked the depressed Monkey Two to wake up Master.

"Hoohoho~~~"

In the front yard, there was a violent knock on the door and the cry of Monkey Two.

After Jiang Yun set the table and chopsticks, he took Xiao Bai to the front yard: "Tutor, what are you doing?"

"It's so early in the morning, be gentle and wake people up!"

Monkey Two yawned, thumped his waist, and silently squatted beside him.

Its dark circles are extremely heavy, and it really looks like its kidneys have been overdrawn. The water friends in the live broadcast room feel a little distressed.

"That bowl of Shiquan Dabu Diyuan Soup seems to be really good for tonic."

"Monkey [-], an iron pestle can be ground into a needle, so take care of your body!"

"What should I do if my kidneys are overdrawn? Make up with Huangjing wine!"

"The Taoist priest should have followed Monkey Two last night and went to the scene to take a picture. It should be very exciting."

"The idiot anchor, following the apprentice, just to make a movie, this behavior is really shameful."

"If you want to see a monkey film, then go to see man and nature. The scale of man and nature is very large."

When Jiang Yun came to the door of Daoist Chisong's room, he cleared his throat, knocked on the door twice, and said, "Master, get up."

"Daoist Mo Yuan crossed the tribulation last night, his cultivation has surpassed yours, and now he can fly with a sword!"

"what?"

boom!

The door of Daoist Chisong's room opened suddenly, and he rushed out in a white one-piece pajamas without even slippers.

"Cough, master, get up and have breakfast. I cooked dumplings. On the first day of the Chinese New Year this year, many people from nearby villages will come to the Taoist temple to pray for blessings. You really can't continue to sleep."

Chisong Daochang glanced at the backyard, the expression on his face was obviously relieved.

"Rebel, don't make such jokes with Master in the future, it will really scare people to death!"

"Those two should have calmed down. Tell them to go first. I'll be there in two minutes." After he finished speaking, he closed the door.

Jiang Yun carried Hou Er, who was depressed, back to the backyard.

The water friends in the live broadcast room really made their stomach hurt from laughing.

"Sit up in shock while dying, Mo Yuan's cultivation level surpasses yours!"

"Is the introversion between people in practice so serious?"

"It's still the anchor who understands Master. It really awakens the dreamer with one word, hahahahaha."

"Jiang Yun: Master, senior Mo Yuan's cultivation has surpassed yours."

"Daoist Chisong: Hurry up and get up as a teacher, I want to practice too!"

"How deep is Daoist Chisong's obsession with cultivation highlands!"

For breakfast on the first day of the new year, dumplings should be eaten all over the country.

Several people put a wishing dumpling in each bowl.

"Master, Mr. Zhang, Senior Mo Yuan, Xiaobai, Houer, and Xiaohei, can we all make a wish when we eat dumplings this year?" Jiang Yun asked intentionally.

Several people closed their eyes and made a wish.

Jiang Yun also closed his eyes and silently made a wish, hoping that he would continue to be popular this year.

"Xiaobai, what is your wish?"

"Beeeeeeeeee~~~"

"No hair loss, is it that simple?"

"Monkey [-], what is your wish?"

"Hey, Ho Ho Ho ~~~" Hou Er thumped his waist.

Jiang Yun nodded and agreed: "You have a large group of dozens of monkeys, and you really need a pair of good kidneys."

"What about yours, Xiao Hei?"

"sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss~~~"

"You want to keep your job, to be able to keep the job of the doorman, this..."

Jiang Yun looked at the three apprentices and shook his head helplessly. These three little guys, really, all of them have no ambitions!

After eating the dumplings, he took a group of little guys out for a walk.

After going down the mountain, the wheat seedlings at the foot of the mountain are emerald green.

Daoist Mo Yuan's fat raccoon cat rushed into the wheat field with great excitement, then kept rolling and meowing non-stop.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were all shocked.

"Daozhang, what's wrong with it?"

"Uh, according to this rolling method, it is estimated that I will have to do an in vitro deworming when I go back."

"This cat is celebrating Chinese New Year, isn't it bewitched?"

Jiang Yun was helpless, he walked into the wheat field and caught the raccoon cat back.

The raccoon cat, who has never been clingy, now has a surprisingly good attitude towards Jiang Yun, and even takes the initiative to act cute.

"Meow meow meow?"

"Uh, this wheat field is indeed owned by Tianyuan Taoist Temple, but it is only leased to laymen in Jiangjia Village to sow the seeds for them." Jiang Yun explained.

After the cihuamao listened, the pupils of its eyes shrank to a dot, and its attitude became more and more clingy.

"Meow meow meow……"

Jiang Yun rubbed his nose and was stunned: "Ah, how could Tianyuan Taoist Temple be richer than Wudang Sect? Pindao is really not a landlord!"

The cihuamao pointed at the wheat field with its claws, then kept making gestures, and meowed.

It complained about Daoist Mo Yuan, every time he planted cat grass, he planted a little bit, it was really dead, it was not enough to eat.

He also asked Tianyuan Taoist Temple if they wanted cats, and if they didn't want cat strips, they just needed enough cat grass.

The water friends in the live broadcast room, especially those who keep cats, look at the cihuamao in their eyes, they really understand it and can't understand it any more.

"After the cat of Daoist Mo Yuan returns to the Wudang Sect, he should write a humble room inscription and make complaints about it."

"Cat grass is wheat seedlings. This large wheat field definitely shatters the three views of cihuamao."

"Cat: I am so happy, there are delicious food everywhere, landlord, this is definitely the landlord!"

"Little cat should stay up late to write the story of Taohuayuan tonight, hahahaha!"

"In the morning, Meow always wakes up on a wheat bed (bedroom) on an acre of land."

"Anchor, I recommend you to plant catnip on an acre of land, we can let Taoist Mo Yuan experience the sinister human heart."

"Lihuamao: About the owner's friend is an invisible rich man, and those things he doesn't know."

Jiang Yun looked at Taoist Mo Yuan's expressionless cat, and he deliberately walked around Jiangjia Village.

I was so shocked when I saw only one mu of wheat seedlings. If I saw one hundred and eighty mu, I would be scared to death on the spot!

After Jiang Yun returned, Daoist Mo Yuan suddenly found that his raccoon cat was looking at him in a strange way.

The nose is not the nose, the eyes are not the eyes, the disgusting attitude can already be seen with the naked eye.

"Boy, what did you do to the mascot of our Wudang faction?"

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Chapter 322

When Daoist Mo Yuan learned that the cause of the incident was only because of the sale of land for one mu, he sighed helplessly, and then called his apprentice.

This year, the Wudang faction will directly plant two acres, otherwise the heart of their own mascot will be abducted by Tianyuan Taoist temple.

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, after visiting relatives, many people from ten miles and eight villages will choose to go to Taoist temples to offer incense sticks.

Different people go to different Taoist temples. The villages near Tianyuan Taoist Temple are basically here.

Jiang Yun and Master stood at the entrance of the Taoist temple, smiling and greeting everyone.

Chisong Douchang smiled very happily, because at this time of year, many people would donate incense money.

Although the total amount is not much, but all of them add up to a considerable amount, at least two months' food expenses.

For five yuan, you can take a photo with you, and for ten yuan, you can get a blessing from an expert.

For 20 yuan, you can buy a pair of calligraphy and painting from an expert, and for 50 yuan, it is a big deal, and you can do divination and fortune-telling yourself.

As for the 100 yuan, it is outside the gate, and it is usually donated to beg for a child.

The water friends in the live broadcast room watched with their own eyes Taoist Chisong at the entrance of the Taoist temple, welcoming the guests with a smile on his face. The reception lasted until noon, and many people's three views were shattered.