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Just in case, he also put an evil spirit talisman in Wang Guitai's arms.

"Brother Huanong, it's okay. Let's go pick melon vines first, and we'll call someone to come rescue him tomorrow." Jiang Yun said with a smile.

Jiang Huanong was a little worried, and asked, "He's hanging here, are you sure he's all right?"

"It should be fine, I'll do the math first."

Jiang Yun counted for a long time, narrowed his eyes, and clicked his tongue.

Little fierce, this guy has hundreds of bloody disasters today, but they are all minor disasters.

What kind of hexagram is this?

When Jiang Yun was puzzled, a mosquito buzzed and flew over from the mountain, and landed on Wang Taigui's face.

The hexagram is solved, this guy is going to be unlucky tonight, the mosquitoes in the mountains are very poisonous, especially in winter when there are few animals.

With the evil spirit talisman, other things in the forest should not be dared to touch. As for mosquitoes biting people, what does that have to do with the poor?

I've done my best to save people to this point!

Jiang Yun and Jiang Huanong continued to move forward with their medicine baskets on their backs. They walked along the ghost fire road, and after reaching the end, they came to the foot of a rocky cliff.

Under the cliff, there are dead leaves more than 20 centimeters thick, and a string of melon vines grows on the dead leaves.

The melon vines climbed the cliff and grew along the trend, occupying the entire cliff.

It is winter now, and the vines of the pumpkins have withered. On a large cliff, there are more than a dozen pumpkins hanging.

"Brother Huanong, it should be this thing. Let's chop some melon vines and set fire to burn these harmful things." Jiang Yun suggested.

Jiang Huanong nodded in approval, and the two chopped down two baskets of vines, and then started to clean up the fallen leaves under the vines to form a fire barrier.

Jiang Yun took out his lighter and was about to set it on fire when his cell phone rang suddenly.

Mr. Zhang Zhishun called, so he didn't dare to delay, it's better to answer the phone first and then set fire.

Jiang Yun took back the lighter and connected the phone. Before he could speak, there was a swearing sound.

"Stinky boy, if you dare to burn the old-fashioned pumpkin, I will never end with you in this life!"

"That thing is a good thing for curing diseases and saving lives. Don't move it. I have something to do now. I went to Tianyuan Taoist Temple a few years ago!" Daoist Zhang Zhishun said in a hurried voice.

Jiang Yun said weakly: "Mr. Zhang, my master said that this melon is highly poisonous and harmful."

"Aconite is also very poisonous, can't it also save people?"

"When it comes to saving lives, do you listen to me or your master?"

"Don't talk nonsense, listen to my command, you pick all the melons, and then burn the melon vines, keep those pumpkins for me, not one less!"

"Today, I owe you a favor. After the Chinese New Year, if you want to study medicine, you can come to the capital. I can teach you all my medical skills."

"There is no separation of medical skills, learning the way and not studying medicine, what does this sound like, don't rush, come here, just like this, we will talk tomorrow." After the old Taoist Zhang Zhishun finished speaking, he hung up the phone in a hurry.

Jiang Yun was holding his mobile phone, looking at the pumpkins hanging on the entire cliff, he wanted to cry but had no tears.

It's a bit difficult to pick melons at night, Mr. Zhang, aren't you embarrassing me?

"Brother Huanong, take a picture for me, I'll go up and pick melons!" Jiang Yun put down his phone and medicine basket.

He breathed out his true energy, used the Cloud Ladder, and climbed up the rock. It took him more than ten minutes to finally pick the pumpkins.

The dozen or so pumpkins and vines filled the two baskets to the brim.

After Jiang Yun fulfilled Mr. Zhang's request, he breathed a sigh of relief. He took out the lighter and started burning the melons and vines.

However, the vines of the pumpkin have mucus on the surface, and they burned more than expected.

"Xiao Jiang, it will burn until the year of the monkey. If there is a wind, the fire will be blown by the wind, so maybe it will burn faster." Jiang Huanong sighed.

After Jiang Yun heard it, his eyes lit up.

During the day, master had just taught the Wind Curse, and it happened to be useful now.

He closed his eyes, pointed at the cliff with his finger, and said: "The heaven and the earth are yin and yang, and the five elements are generous."

"The sun, the moon, and the stars are impermanent, and the nine palaces are united into one prehistoric world!"

On the rocky cliff, the slow-burning pumpkin vines burst into flames with the help of the wind.

A fire tornado more than ten meters high burned and rotated crazily against the cliff face. In less than 5 minutes, the melon vines were completely burned.

Seeing that the fire tornado was about to spread into the old forest, Jiang Yun immediately took out the fixed wind beads and circled around the tornado.

The tornado disappeared, leaving only flying ash all over the sky, flying around.

Jiang Huanong looked at Jiang Yun in shock, and murmured, "Immortal...Immortal method?"

"Cough, Brother Huanong, this is just the Wind Curse and the Wind-fixing Orb. It's not a fairy method, but an external form of internal force. You have to believe in science!" Jiang Yun explained solemnly.

However, his explanation was more or less feeble and perfunctory.

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Chapter 303 Chisong Daochang's Accurate Betting Question (seeking monthly ticket)

Existence is science, even if it seems unscientific.

As a teacher, Jiang Huanong naturally understood this truth, so he chose to hold his nose to accept Jiang Yun's explanation.

The two of them carried medicine baskets on their backs, and when they passed by Wangtai, they heard a low humming sound.

The black mosquitoes in the mountains can be poisonous, and they bite a big bag. I hope people will be safe the next day.

"Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, be merciful, be merciful!" Jiang Yun looked at Wang Taigui, and his tone was full of pity.

"Xiao Jiang, shall we carry him back?"

"Brother Huanong, what nonsense are you talking about? There are four or five people in the Taoist temple who need to be rescued. How can the two of us have the time to carry him?"

"You have to do what you can to save people. Don't worry. I've made a fortune for him. His life is absolutely not in danger. Let his family come to save him." Jiang Yun said righteously.

After the two left, the buzzing in the old forest became louder, and a group of dark shadows surrounded them under the moonlight.

They didn't get close, they were just watching. Amidst the sound of the wind, there was a faint howl of ghosts and wolves, which seemed to be chattering.

After Jiang Yun returned to the Taoist temple, Priest Chisong, Priest Mo Yuan, and Chief Jiang were still drinking, and the three of them seemed drunk but not drunk.

The villagers of Jiangjia Village were not in a hurry. They lit several bonfires at the entrance of the Taoist temple, surrounded the fire with sweet potatoes, and chatted while roasting.

"Xiao Jiang, you're back, are you alright?"

"Are you two hungry, I have freshly baked potatoes and sweet potatoes, two?"

"Thank God, I finally came back, and those bastards were saved."

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A group of uncles and aunts in Jiangjia Village blocked Jiang Yun at the entrance of the Taoist temple and started asking questions.

The pumpkins were put into the vegetable cellar, and the pumpkin vines were also taken and boiled in boiling water.

Jiang Yun and Jiang Huanong were enthusiastically surrounded by the fire, and asked about their experiences just now.

Five roasted potatoes and six roasted sweet potatoes were released by the people of Jiangjia Village after the two had finished eating.

After Jiang Baibai and the others drank the water boiled by the melon vines, they vomited a lot of black water, and their complexions finally returned to normal, but they were still in a coma.

"You don't have to worry, people will wake up in half an hour at most." Chisong Daochang came over to take a look, and went to drink again with his hands behind his back.

The people in Jiangjia Village felt relieved. Those who should take care of others continued to take care of others, and those who should chat around the campfire continued to chat.

Jiang Yun yawned. When he went to the backyard, he found that Master was still drinking, so he moved a small chair and sat beside him.

"My boy, the vines of pumpkins are not easy to burn, are they?"

"Well, it's really not easy to burn."

"Then the Wind Word Curse that I taught you and your Uncle Jiang's Wind Fixation Bead, are they good for you?"

"It's easy to use, it's really easy to use, master, let me tell you, the fire at that time..." Jiang Yun said halfway, he looked at the half-smiling master, and was stunned.

Hiss, no way, could it be that everything that happened tonight was within Master's expectation?

How can anyone know the foresight? This is unscientific!

The water friends in the live broadcast room all exclaimed in the barrage area.

"Damn it, make a precise bet!"

"The Taoist priest is not an ordinary person, and his master should not be a human being."

"Master Chisong, can you help me figure out next year's college entrance examination questions [cover your face]"

"Tianyuan Daoist Temple, why are some perverts appearing all over the place, the old Taoist priest is so scary!"

Jiang Yun looked at Master and asked, "Master, did you do this on purpose?"

"Haha, good student, I believe in science, and my teacher is not a god, so how can I know the foresight?"

"We both have a big event tomorrow. After you entertain Da Jiang later, go to bed early. Let's go to the wine cellar to drink." After Chisong Daochang finished speaking, he took two old friends and went into the wine cellar.

These three winemen really drank all day today.

It's unscientific, it's very weird tonight, whether it's the Taoist temple or the old forest, it's not normal.

Before Jiang Yun could react, he heard the siren and the sound of an ambulance coming from the entrance of the Taoist temple.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang finally rushed over with the doctor.

"Jiang Daochang, what's going on?"

"I just drank the antidote and spit out a lot of black water. You should be fine, but it's better to go to the hospital for an examination." Jiang Yun shrugged and explained.

"That's fine. Let's talk about this tomorrow. I'll save people first."

"Brother Dajiang, wait a moment, there is another person over at Lao Linzi, you have to save him."

Jiang Yun told about Wang Tai's return, and just in case, he drew a flame token for each of them to ward off evil.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang took his men and hurried to Lao Linzi again.

After the ambulance pulled Jiang Baibai and others away, the chattering villagers at the entrance of the Taoist temple also dispersed.

After Jiang Yun cleaned up the Taoist temple, he went to the wine cellar to take a look and found that the three of them were still drinking.

The water friends in the live broadcast room are completely convinced now.

"I seriously suspect that the two Taoist chiefs and the old village chief are both from the Northeast, so this is really good to drink."

"Nonsense, Tianyuan Taoist Temple is in Hubei, these three people must be from Hubei!"

"I think Shanghai, forget it, must not be from Shanghai."

"There's no need to argue. This is the national drinking ceiling, and it has nothing to do with the region."

"Daoist Mo Yuan: Shit, there's no more wine!

Chisong Daochang pointed to the wine cellar: With that said, can the wine of the two of you be inferior?

Uncle Zhang Shengtan: There is an old saying, I don’t know if it should be said or not, the three of you are not human! "

The combined age of the three people is more than 200 years old, and they can't compare with them in cultivating immortals.

After Jiang Yun yawned, he said, "Ladies and gentlemen, it's getting late, so I'll be here today."

"Let's talk tomorrow, master, you should drink less too. If my uncle comes back after drinking too much, he should scold people!"

Priest Chisong said indifferently: "Don't worry about it, my dear disciple, your master and uncle can't come back from Emei."

"When he comes back, the teacher has already left, so don't worry."

Jiang Yun looked at Master, his brows frowned, feeling something was wrong, he couldn't help but took half a step back.

Could it be that the uncle's trip to Emei was also arranged by the master, so it can't be!

That night, Jiang Yun slept soundly.

However, a rumor spread in Jiangjia Village, and it was spread with nose and eyes.

When police officer Jiang Dajiang found Wang Taigui in the old forest, he had already been stared at.

After a person drank the water from the pumpkin vine in the hospital, he woke up in the middle of the night and started talking nonsense, seemingly going crazy.

"There are ghosts, there are ghosts in the old forest!"