Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

Chisong Road Chief looked at Beigua, his brows frowned, and a disgusted expression appeared on his face.

"Teacher, put this thing away, it's unknown, let alone get it on, even if you smell it, there's a high chance you'll go crazy!"

"The growth conditions of this pumpkin are extremely harsh, and it is generally required to grow in a mass burial place where the sun is not seen."

"Master, I've only seen it in ancient books. I didn't expect this kind of melon to exist in the world. Tsk tsk, Mr. Zhang must be happy to see it."

"When you smell this melon, you will go crazy, but it is easy to cure. Find the vines of the melon and boil it in boiling water for half an hour. After taking it, it will heal itself in half an hour." Chisong explained.

Everyone turned their attention to Jiang Yun.

The old forest to the west of Jiangjia Village, because it used to be a mass grave, has ghost fires appearing all the year round, which is very scary.

Ordinary people will be scared out of cold sweat even if they go during the day, not to mention the night.

Jiang Yun sighed, he placed the maddened people in the Taoist temple, then found a medicine basket, pulled Jiang Huanong, and set off.

The master is drinking, and the old man will never stop until he has had a drink to his heart's content. He has to take care of things by himself, and Jiang Yun is used to it.

Seeing his apprentice leaving, Taoist Chisong pinched his fingers and made a fortune for the apprentice, trying to predict the good and bad luck.

Great evil!

Great evil, great evil!

Chisong Daochang shrugged his shoulders, and pulled two old men together to make Huang Jingjiu.

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Chapter 301 Will-o'-the-wisp and Bone-Bone Road (seeking a monthly pass)

Mountain roads are difficult, and night roads in the mountains are even more difficult.

According to rumors, in the old forest to the west of Jiangjia Village, in the late Qing Dynasty, the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom and the Qing army fought here, and it is said that tens of thousands of people died in the battle.

The authenticity of the matter can no longer be investigated. However, for more than 100 years, villagers often dug up dead bones when collecting herbs in old forests.

Later, there were several haunted rumors, so few people dared to go into that old forest throughout the year.

Now, in that old forest, there are big trees as thick as buckets everywhere, with all kinds of vines hanging on them. There is often thick fog in the forest, and it is difficult for outsiders to tell the direction after entering.

Jiang Yun and Jiang Huanong followed the path in the forest and soon climbed up a hill, and the old forest was at the foot of the hill.

"Xiaojiang, Jiang Yun, Daoist Jiang, look at this forest, it's full of ghosts, and it's rumored that it's haunted!"

"Anyway, black and white are not life-threatening, why don't we go in after dawn?" Jiang Huanong looked at Lao Linzi, and he retreated in his heart.

Jiang Yun smiled, looking at Lao Linzi, lost in memory.

When he was young, Jiang Yun was also afraid of ghosts.

In order to exercise the courage of his disciples, Taoist Chisong would put an ancient book in the old forest during the day and ask his disciples to get it at night.

At that time, Jiang Yun was only 12 years old. At that time, Hong Kong ghost movies were popular. When he entered the old forest, his legs were shaking.

Ghosts have always been afraid of Taoists. In the world, how can Taoists be afraid of ghosts?

Jiang Yun remembered what his master said, and bravely went into the forest, but when he saw his master pretending to be a ghost, he was frightened to death, but his courage was also exercised.

So when he saw Xiaobai, he was quite calm.

It's just going into the old forest and revisiting the old place!

"Brother Huanong, don't worry, there is a poor man, and I will protect your life." Jiang Yun patted his chest and said.

"Nonsense, I was almost bitten by Jiang Baibai just now, you are still in the sentry box, you can't come out alive."

"Who in the village doesn't know that you two, master and apprentice, really care about things, and you really do it, but you like to deceive people." Jiang Huanong said angrily.

Jiang Yun touched his nose in embarrassment and said, "Misunderstanding, that is a misunderstanding."

"Brother Huanong, you know me well. How could I be the kind of person who would never save me?"

When the two were chatting on the hill, under the moonlight, in the old forest, a dark shadow flashed past.

The black shadow was so fast that the two people on the mountain didn't notice it, but many water friends in the live broadcast room saw it.

"Hiss, what was that thing that ran over just now?"

"Damn it, there's a ghost!"

"Ghosts, goblins, go away, goblins, goblins, go away!"

"Daoist, listen to my advice, there is something in that old forest, don't go in there!"

"It's scary, no, I have to go to the toilet, or I will be scared to pee later."

"Listen to people's persuasion, eat enough food, I swear by my roommate who has been single for 50 years, there was indeed a ghost just passing by."

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage of water friends in the live broadcast room, he smiled, and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, how could you see ghosts?"

"Ghosts are spiritual bodies. Unless the sky eyes are opened, most people can't see them. Of course, evil ghosts are excluded."

"Everyone has to believe in science. Poor Dao is a professional. How could he use his own life to make a joke? You guys are absolutely delusional!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a row of will-o'-the-wisps floated out from the old forest at the foot of the mountain.

The blue will-o’-the-wisp dangled and went straight to the bottom of the opposite cliff, looking very strange.

The water friends in the live broadcast room are a little panicked now.

"My mother, this ghost fire road is in the same direction as that black shadow rushing out!"

"I'm lost, I'm timid, can't you be scary, I'm the only one in my house at night!"

"At this moment, the beautiful girl who was watching the live broadcast silently tucked her feet into the bed."

[Sixteen Characters of Yin and Yang] "Everyone, don't worry, go to bed first, the underworld has a contract with the world, ghosts can't hurt people in the bed."

"What nonsense is the dead yin and yang talking about, man, man, I'm not afraid of ghosts, I'm just sleepy and go to bed."

Jiang Yun rubbed his nose. He looked at the ghost fire road in the old forest, and his eyebrows twitched into a knot.

Could it be, shouldn't, this is Wudang Mountain!

Forget it, if they really meet, it's also a fate.

After Jiang Yun figured it out, he pinched the dharma decision, pointed to the sky with one hand, and said in a clear voice: "The world is boundless, the mysterious heart is righteous, the god of the nine heavens is thunder, listen to my order."

"Lei come to protect yourself!"

Kacha~~

rumbling~

Rumble rumble~~

rumble rumble rumble~~

In the sky above the old forest, there was loud thunder, and dozens of lightning bolts directly split into the forest.

There was a sound of howling ghosts and howling wolves, and with the light of lightning, all three 10,000+ water friends saw dozens of wisps of black smoke floating above the old forest.

Jiang Huanong pinched his nose and said, "There's such a strong burnt smell, Xiao Jiang, why did you suddenly cast thunder, aren't you afraid?"

"Hey, the sky in Wudang Mountain can change as soon as it is said. Brother Dajiang, don't be bloody. How does this have anything to do with me?"

"How can the poor have such a big face, God is going to thunder and rain, it has nothing to do with me!"

under the moonlight.

Jiang Yun's wide eyes looked particularly sincere.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were all speechless.

"Master Daoist, you have to be responsible!"

"Talking nonsense with your eyes open, the Taoist priest has a thicker skin than me, I accept it."

"I can testify that Tianlei has nothing to do with the Taoist leader (this article is 5 cents)"

"Things in the woods are in bad luck tonight. This is really a disaster for no reason!"

"Let's put aside the world affairs, I don't think it really has anything to do with the Taoist priest."

A breeze blew and the clouds cleared.

The bright moonlight shone into the forest again, Jiang Yun stretched his waist, and said contentedly: "The air is so good, Brother Huanong, now we can go down."

After this incident, Jiang Huanong became more courageous. He even walked in front of Jiang Yun,

The two walked forward in the direction pointed by the will-o'-the-wisp, and there was a clicking sound under their feet, and the faint blue will-o'-the-wisp above their heads.

In the depths of the dense forest on both sides, black shadows rushed past from time to time, making whining sounds.

This is much more exciting than the adventure in the secret room. The water friends in the live broadcast room broke out in a cold sweat.

Jiang Yun used a flashlight to shine a light on his feet. He pointed to the white bone fragments between the soil and said, "Every layman, don't be afraid!"

"Will-o'-the-wisps are prone to be produced where there are many bones. The so-called will-o'-the-wisps are just the phosphorus contained in the bones flying out."

"It is estimated that the black shadow just now was just a rabbit. After it ran over, it crushed many bones and released these will-o'-the-wisps. This is a natural phenomenon!"

Jiang Yun's explanation is quite perfect and very scientific.

It's just that the water friends in the live broadcast room didn't believe it at all.

"Daozhang, fool, you continue to fool!"

"That black shadow is bigger than a rabbit, even bigger than a wolf!"

"Uh, I believe the Taoist priest's explanation, but I don't believe it's a rabbit."

"Fuck, Daoist, don't explain yourself, watch your back!"

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Chapter 302 Bloody Disaster

A black shadow crept out of the forest and appeared behind Jiang Yun.

He and Jiang Heibai have the same disease characteristics, but their walking posture is more flexible and their explosive power is higher.

Swish!

Before Jiang Yun could react, the black figure rushed past him and headed straight for Jiang Huanong.

Jiang Huanong didn't react at all, and was thrown down directly. The two of them stepped up and down, and started the forced kiss mode.

"Jiang Daochang, save me!"

"Xiao Jiang, don't stand still, he is so strong, I really can't hold it anymore!"

Jiang Yun didn't hesitate too much. He kicked the black shadow away, and then used Sunflower Acupuncture Hand to stop the person.

Seeing this, the shadows in the depths of the woods on both sides disappeared without a trace on the spot.

For a while, in the old forest, except for Jiang Huanong's heavy panting, there was a terrifying silence.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were also shocked into a cold sweat.

Jiang Yun looked at the person he had pinned down. This guy was very strange and he had never seen him before, but he was dressed in the clothes of a herb picker, so he should be a local.

His face was stained with black juice, his seven orifices were bleeding, his face was black, and he almost merged with the night.

"Wang Taigui, why is he here?" Jiang Huanong stood up, looking at this man, a little puzzled.

Wang Taigui is a well-known small drug dealer in Wudang Mountain. His fame mainly comes from lowering prices and cheating.

What he likes to do the most is to ask others where the herbal medicine is, and then sneak over to dig it out in advance. In these ten miles and eight villages, his reputation is already rotten.

So this kid opened a lot of small accounts in the herb collection group and added people to collect medicines to deceive people. Every year, more than a dozen people are tricked.

But now is a legal society, and everyone has nothing to do with him. They can only admit that they are unlucky and remind themselves to be careful in the future.

"Xiao Jiang, it seems that he added black and white, and then asked the location of Beigua, so he is unlucky today!" Jiang Huanong spat at Wang Taigui.

He has also been deceived by this kid several times, and today he can be regarded as getting a chance to add insult to injury.

Jiang Yun looked at this guy and felt a bit of a headache, should he send him back first, or save him and pick melons first?

Forget it, the world of adults has always been a multiple-choice question!

Jiang Yun pulled a vine, tied Wang Guitai and hung him on a tree to prevent wild animals from hurting people.