Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

Jack stroked his half-foot-long yellow beard. He turned around several times. After thinking for a long time, he said firmly: "The structure must be large, the momentum must be strong, and it is best to bring a little bit of our Taoist characteristics."

The corner of Jiang Yun's mouth twitched, he seriously suspected that the foreigner in front of him was making things difficult for him.

The layout is large, the momentum is strong, and it also has Taoist characteristics. How should this be done?

Otherwise, it is called a grand master with a strong pattern?

"Jack, do you have any taboos?" Jiang Yun asked hesitantly.

"Uncle Master, there are no taboos for practitioners, as long as the Taoist name sounds good!"

"Okay then, let's call him Guangkun!"

"The sky is dry and the earth is Kun, and the earth is virtuous. I hope you will be able to keep your feet on the ground and practice seriously in the future." Jiang Yun said solemnly.

"Guangkun, Daoist Guangkun?"

"Master Patriarch is right. Master Uncle is worthy of being a famous teacher with profound morality. I pestered my master and begged for a long time, but he still didn't give me such a connotative Taoist name." Jack said very excitedly.

He bowed halfway to Jiang Yun, then babbled about Xie Guangkun, and turned to leave.

Jiang Yun felt something was wrong, Xie Guangkun, what Xie Guangkun?

"Jack, what is the Huaxia surname you gave yourself?"

"Xie, that Xie from Wang Xietang Qianyan in the old days, I heard that Xie's family was a common surname in China in ancient times, it is very powerful."

Jack... No, it should be Daoist Xie Guangkun. After speaking, he left happily.

Jiang Yun stood where he was, Daoxi breathed a sigh of relief, and was in a daze for a long time.

The water friends in the live broadcast room can't laugh at this time.

"Xie Guangkun, Taoist priest, are you cheating others!"

"Guangkun's dao name is quite normal. Why did Jack decide that his surname should be Xie?"

"It's a good thing that Jack doesn't watch Country Love, otherwise his three views will explode."

"At this moment, I am embarrassed to dig out three rooms and one living room with my toes."

"Actually, I think it's not bad to be called Bigfoot [funny]"

"Master Dao, the pandas on the mountain starved to death, you have to take half of the responsibility, what a steal!"

Jiang Yun pinched his fingers and shook his head helplessly.

The deal is done, Jack is doomed!

He turned around and lowered his head, looking at the owl and falcon still standing under the boulder not far away, he felt worried again.

An owl clashed with a falcon, and even got into a poor way, isn't this pure deception?

In the process of facing the wall and thinking about their mistakes, these two guys were not honest, and they kicked each other with their feet.

It's just that the legs are short, and they didn't hit a kick once, but they are full of momentum.

After Daoist Mo Yuan made clear the arrangements for the Taoist temple, he also took the long sword and returned to the sword mound.

Question: "Boy, although you have great powers, these two guys are national second-class protected animals, so you can't afford to mess with them."

"The Wudang faction definitely can't be raised. Think about it carefully, how should we deal with them?"

Jiang Yun sighed, and said helplessly, "Uncle Mo Yuan, what can I do, let me check them first."

Although the owl and the falcon were messy in their feathers, they were both in good health and had no problems.

They linger under the boulder, purely feigning illness.

Jiang Yun was not used to these two guys, he first provoked the owl with sword energy and threw it into the air.

Boo!

After the owl screamed at the top of its throat, it fluttered in the air for a long time, stabilized its body, then turned a big turn, and flew northwest.

Later, the falcon did not escape the same fate. It also made a big turn, and then flapped its wings, accelerated its flight, and went to chase the owl.

Two long strings of mournful bird calls came from the northwest direction.

Good thing the drone has been chasing and taking pictures for a long time.

Because owls have poor eyesight during the day and fly relatively slowly, they are basically in a state of being beaten.

The water friends in the live broadcast room felt a little distressed, but it is not easy for ordinary people to intervene in national treasure fights.

"Fuck, it's too cruel."

"Hiss, love and hatred in the bird world are far deeper than I imagined."

"Dear friends, is the Tianyuan Taoist Temple located in the northwest of the Wudang Sect?"

"No way, no way, no way will these two guys go to Tianyuan Taoist Temple to touch porcelain again?"

"The shot is very hot, Yan Xun is definitely a ruthless character!"

The drone didn't follow the whole process, but Jiang Yun looked at the live content on his mobile phone and felt a little worried.

In front of the owl, it seems to be the Tianyuan Taoist Temple.

He returned to the forging workshop, then got up to carve the knife, and carved the characters "Sanqing" on the hilt of his usual sword.

Because the forging method of this sword is the three-piece forging method, the color of the sword spine and the blades on both sides are completely different.

The long sword let out a sword sound, and seemed to agree with the name.

Daoist Mo Yuan saw this, and he also handed Jiang Yun the long sword in his hand, asking to engrave the word Zhenwu.

After the two swords were named, there was a sword cry at the same time, and then without any external force, they were suddenly joined together and trembled slightly.

It's just that the Sanqing sword in Jiang Yun's hand is on top, while the real martial arts sword in Daoist Mo Yuan's hand is on the bottom.

"Boy, what's going on?"

After Jiang Yun thought for a long time, he recalled the forging knowledge he had learned and the characteristics of Shouyang Mountain Copper Essence, and a flash of light flashed in his mind.

Fuck, no way, could it be that these two swords have activated their intelligence at the same time?

This kind of situation was also recorded in the book, that is Gan Jiang Mo Xiejian.

Those two swords, one male and one female, are a natural pair. Could it be that Sanqing Sword and Zhenwu Sword are also a natural pair, male and female?

After listening to the explanation, Daoist Mo Yuan was furious!

He forcibly drew back the Zhenwu sword, and then inserted it directly into the scabbard.

"Boy, what do you mean by that?"

"Master Uncle Mo Yuan, the two swords produced together in this furnace, their male and female identities have been determined since before they were born."

"Let's be reasonable. In fact, the current situation is very obvious. The Sanqing sword in our Tianyuan Taoist Temple is a male sword, and the one in your hand is a female sword!" Jiang Yun explained.

Daoist Mo Yuan was furious, his eyes widened, and he tossed his Taoist robe: "Don't talk nonsense, kid, we have to believe in science!"

"Two swords that come out of the same stove, how can there be any gender identity? Have you seen too much about cultivating immortals?"

hum!hum!hum!

The Sanqing Sword and the Zhenwu Sword uttered a sword cry at the same time.

"Resonance, this is definitely resonance, believe in science!"

"Boy, clean up the sword mound, the old Taoist will go first!" After the Taoist Mo Yuan finished speaking, he left the place in a hurry, as if fleeing for his life.

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Chapter 269 Scientific Principles

After Jiang Yun cleaned up the sword mound, he came outside the sword mound, and suddenly got excited, wanting to try the sword for a while.

He also spent several days in forging the Sanqing sword in his hand.

The sword-testing stone inside the sword tomb has been split in half by a sword, and it has not been cut at all, but the granite cliff outside is a good thing.

The pillars in Taoist temples are granite. How interesting is it to cut a pillar?

Jiang Yun pulled out the Sanqing Sword and swung it across.

Immediately, broken stones flew all over the sky, and a sword mark seven or eight meters long and two meters deep appeared on the cliff.

The water friends in the live broadcast room frantically typed 666 in the barrage.

"Damn it, is Daoist Master's sword practice so perverted?"

"This is absolutely unscientific. How can this be a sword mark that a martial arts practitioner can cut?"

"Fuck, this is definitely a humanoid killing machine!"

"The number one sword god of the age, I kneel down!"

"I don't know why, but I think of Li Chungang in Swordsman in the Snow, who broke two thousand and six armor with one sword."

"Hey, you compare the real world with TV dramas, fellow daoist, let's live in the present moment!"

Jiang Yun looked at the sword marks he had cut with satisfaction. He raised the sword and carved a line of small characters beside it.

Jiang Yun of Tianyuan Daoist came out with a sword and broke the wall with one sword. If you are not convinced, please drop your sword!

After closing the rolling shutter door of the Sword Tomb, he also raised his sword and took Xiaobai with him, turning around and leaving.

At this time, it was already afternoon, and it was almost dark.

Because Jiang Yun planned to return to Tianyuan Taoist Temple tomorrow, Wudang disciples specially held a farewell banquet for him.

Jack and Taoist Mo Yuan, they also left early to prepare to see others off.

The banquet was very rich, the dishes were very good, and the wine was also very good.

After everyone went through a round of persuasion, Jiang Yun was already a little drunk.

Wudang's disciples surrounded him and began to ask some questions about his practice.

What to pay attention to when meditating, how to cultivate internal strength, how to do deep meditation, etc.

At the beginning, everyone's questions were quite normal, and Jiang Yun answered every question, but the following questions gradually went astray.

One of the questions made Jiang Yun break out in a cold sweat.

"Uncle Master, why don't we have vampires in China?"

Everyone laughed outright, making fun of the little Taoist priest who asked the question.

"Vampires are ghosts from the west. China is located in the east. Where do vampires come from?"

"Hahaha, after vampires arrive at the border, they are not allowed to enter the country without a nucleic acid test certificate."

"Don't ask about the business, what are you asking about!"

Jiang Yun listened to everyone's words, he knocked on the table with his hand, and said with a serious expression: "Dear friends, I have read the rare ancient books of Tianyuan Taoist Temple."

"Actually, in the ancient times of China, there really were vampires. There were ghosts in Xiling, who were shaped like humans, with red eyes and fangs."

"Lives during the day and comes out at night, likes to eat human blood, has a ferocious nature, and encounters bad luck. However, eating it prolongs life!"

All the Taoist priests in Wudang Mountain looked solemn, even Taoist Priest Mo Yuan was no exception.

It's just that the water friends in the live broadcast room just wanted to be wrong.

"Good guy, food prolongs life. It turns out that vampires were extinct in ancient times."

"Fuck, the ancient book that the Taoist master read is probably not the legendary "Book of Mountains and Seas", or "Book of Mountains and Seas" for short."

"Today I finally know why vampires are afraid of garlic."

"In "Shan Hai Jing", there are four types of fierce beasts: one cannot be beaten, two cannot be caught, three is not tasty, and four has no effect."

"I seriously suspect that Shan Hai Jing is a cookbook, it's outrageous, if you eat meat without garlic, the fragrance will be half less, so vampires are naturally afraid of garlic."

Seeing the fearful expressions of the crowd, Jiang Yun smiled and said, "Dear fellows, don't be afraid. The ghosts of Xiling, that is, vampires, have long been extinct."

"Everyone should eat and drink. If that thing really appears, please notify Pingdao in time."

The little Taoist priest who just asked the question ate two mouthfuls of food, drank a glass of rice wine, and then went to the head again.

He raised a question that everyone was curious about, taboo, and ethical.

"Master Uncle, you said that men and women have dual cultivation, is it true that women will absorb our men's yang energy?"