Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"Me too, I want to know how the bird curses, is it also RNM, NTMD, CNM?"

"I'm done. I'm hopeless. I looked at the English letters and directly translated them into Chinese."

"Those two eagles are definitely Brother Zaan. Their mouths are very hard, and they are still scolding now."

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room and organized his words in his mind.

After three seconds.

He gave up, and said helplessly: "Ladies and gentlemen, it's not that the poor don't want to translate for you, but that those birdsongs really can't be translated."

"Anyway, let's use our imaginations. The content of the scolding between the two birds has broken through the shame of human beings!"

When everyone was worrying about what to do with the owl and the falcon, a little Taoist priest ran to Jianzhong in a panic.

He was sweating profusely, and stuttered when he spoke: "Master Patriarch, Master Uncle, it's not good, it's not good!"

"At the entrance of our Taoist temple, come, here comes a..."

Before the little Taoist finished speaking, Jiang Yun was startled.

No way, the response speed of the Wildlife Protection Bureau is too fast, right?

It's over, now the yellow mud is falling into the crotch, it's either shit or shit.

These two national second-class protected animals were obviously touching porcelain, and the two of them suddenly fell down. It really has nothing to do with Pindao!

The water friends in the live broadcast room all made suggestions for Jiang Yun in the barrage area.

"Daoist, you can go in with peace of mind, I will take care of Xiaobai, don't worry."

"Two national second-class protected animals, shouldn't this start in three years?"

"Please fellow daoists, don't rob me, I want to adopt Xiaobai, hehehe."

"At this moment, at this moment, a song of tears behind bars, silently sent to the Taoist priest."

After the little Taoist took a breath, he finally explained the identity of the uninvited guest at the entrance of the Taoist temple.

It turned out that a female tourist came to Wudang School for tourism, she was pregnant and had a big belly, and she didn't know what happened, and she suddenly collapsed at the entrance of the Taoist temple.

The situation is quite dangerous and needs to be examined and treated immediately, but the nucleic acid test certificate of the pregnant female tourist was not found by everyone.

According to the entry and exit rules of the Wudang Clan during the epidemic, without a nucleic acid test certificate, you must not enter the Wudang Clan.

The situation is urgent now, so the little Taoist priest came to ask Taoist Priest Mo Yuan for instructions on how to deal with it.

"What are you asking for advice? Human life is at stake. It's important to save people!" Jiang Yun frowned.

After he finished speaking, his figure, like a ghost, rushed directly to the door of the Taoist temple.

Daoist Mo Yuan looked at the little Taoist priest, shook his head helplessly, and said, "Your master uncle is right, saving people is the most important thing, special circumstances in special times must be treated specially!"

"Why are the Wudang disciples of this generation more pedantic than this old man?"

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Chapter 267

Jiang Yun and Daoist Mo Yuan shook off the crowd, and they arrived at the entrance of the Taoist temple almost at the same time.

At this time, the entrance of the Taoist temple was already full of people.

Daoist Mo Yuan stood up, sank into his dantian, and said loudly with his internal strength: "Laymen, don't panic, listen to the old Taoist command, get out of the way."

"Disciple of Wudang, first bring the pregnant woman in and send it to the infirmary. Except for the family members, other lay Buddhists should not follow in."

After the crowd moved away, four Wudang disciples carried the stretcher and carried the pregnant woman into the Taoist temple.

All the onlookers were blocked from the Taoist temple. Master Chen stood at the entrance of the Taoist temple and began to comfort everyone.

In the Wudang infirmary.

The Taoist doctor of the sect looked at the sweating pregnant woman on the hospital bed, her head was as big as a bucket.

He usually treats a bruise well, but he really doesn't know anything about the situation of pregnant women.

After Jiang Yun found out about this situation, he immediately called old Taoist priest Zhang Zhishun.

"Hey, Mr. Zhang, it's urgent, so I'll make a long story short."

"There was a pregnant woman who fainted at the gate of the Wudang Clan because of a stomachache. How should she deal with this situation?"

Mr. Zhang's voice is very loud and reassuring: "Are you stupid, what are you calling this old man?"

"Through the video first, let the old man see the condition of the person. Can your triangular cat's medical skills explain the condition clearly?"

Jiang Yun touched his nose with some shame, and immediately made a wechat video call with Taoist Zhang.

After taking a look, Mr. Zhang silently hung up the wechat video call. He recommended Jiang Yun an expert in obstetrics and gynecology.

After Jiang Yun had a wechat video call with an obstetrics and gynecology expert, under the guidance of the expert, he checked the pregnant woman's body in detail.

"It's okay, the Taoist leader doesn't need to worry, the pregnant woman just moved her tires when she climbed the mountain, just need to rest a little."

"This is an eight-month-old fetus, and the fetal movement is relatively loud. The pregnant woman must have been frightened and fainted." The expert said with a smile.

Everyone in the infirmary breathed a sigh of relief, as did the water friends in the live broadcast room.

"Good luck, mother and child are safe."

"The Wudang faction is okay, much stronger than some places."

"This is the correct response plan. Controlling the epidemic is to save people, and saving people must be the first priority!"

[Old Wang next door]: "In front of saving people, the nucleic acid test certificate is really not important. Human life is greater than the sky. Who dares to say that it is wrong, I will spray him to death."

"Brother Wang is not born in the sky, the eternity is like a long night!"

After Jiang Yun fed some water to Bao Ma who was in a coma, he soon regained consciousness.

After she woke up, she touched her stomach for the first time, feeling the safety of the fetus, and then breathed a sigh of relief.

After understanding the situation clearly, Bao Ma stood up and wanted to do something to express her gratitude to Jiang Yun, but she was directly pressed on the bed by her husband.

"Don't move, you just scared me to death!"

After Bao Ma's husband finished speaking, he directly knelt down in front of Jiang Yun, and said gratefully: "Thank you for your help, Daoist, I must give you one."

"The two of us came to the Wudang Clan today to pray for the child's blessing and the safety of the mother and child. Unexpectedly, something almost happened."

Jiang Yun quickly pulled him up, Bao Ma's husband was almost 30 years old, if he knocked himself out, would it be okay?

To be a monk, to help others, to cure illnesses and to save others, that's what one should do!

"Brother, there is no need. If you want to thank, then thank this obstetrics and gynecology expert. Pindao just serves as a link."

Bao Ma's husband watched the obstetrics and gynecology experts in the WeChat video, and thanked him again.

After talking a lot, he asked cautiously, "Doctor, my child..."

"The child is healthy, don't ask me about my gender, I really can't tell."

Bao Ma's husband nodded, and said again: "Then doctor, is the child's gender like me? Or like his mother?"

"Don't ask, you will know in two months."

"Doctor, I want a daughter. What do you think are the chances that my dream will come true?"

"50.00%!"

"Is the child masculine or feminine?"

"Hard and soft!"

"Doctor, can you tell me that my daughter is a caring little padded jacket for my parents, and now that it's cold, can I wear a padded jacket or cotton trousers?"

"It's cold, remember to wear a down jacket, I'll hang up if it's okay, you parents, why do you have the same speech skills?"

Bao Ma's husband didn't give up, and asked another question: "Doctor, let me say the last word, I want to prepare full moon wine for the child."

"You said that on the invitations I gave to my relatives and friends, should I write "A daughter is better than a daughter?"

"Happy to be a father!" After the obstetrics and gynecology expert finished speaking, he hung up the video directly.

The rest of the infirmary laughed out loud at the wonderful game between the two.

This is really a master's trick, and the tricks are flawless!

The water friends in the live broadcast room, especially some dads, began to pass on their own experience in the barrage area.

"This buddy is still too straightforward, how can you ask such a question?"

"You can ask the experts whether it will be China Construction Bank or China Merchants Bank in the future [funny]"

"What bank, it's the Bank of China!"

"Fellow daoists, I'm dying of laughter, I'm happy to be a father, hahahaha."

"Curious, why can't you tell the gender of the child?"

"Because of breaking the law, some people want a boy, some want a girl, if not, they will have an abortion."

Bao Ma and her husband looked at each other, they touched the eight-month-old belly together, and both sighed at the same time.

"Honey, do you think I'm carrying a boy or a girl?"

"It's still the same sentence, if it's a boy, our father and I will protect you in the future."

"If it's a girl, then I will protect you both. Don't worry, I like both of you, whether it's a boy or a girl."

"Two laymen, this is the Wudang sect. Most of the priests are single. Please don't spread dog food."

"By the way, the experts said, don't run around when you're pregnant. You two can rest at the Taoist temple for a day, and then go down the mountain by car." Jiang Yun looked at the two of them and warned.

After he finished speaking, he left the Wudang infirmary.

Unlucky, I ate a mouthful of dog food to save someone, I hope the mother and child are safe.

Two boys, two betrothal gifts, two houses, two cars, fellow Taoists, come on, the road of life is full of challenges!

After Jiang Yun left the infirmary, he was in a good mood, so he took Xiao Bai to the Sword Tomb leisurely.

Jack followed behind him, with a puzzled expression on his face: "Master Uncle, why do you and Patriarch have the same reaction?"

"Jack, in China's traditional philosophy, curing diseases and saving lives is always the most important thing, human life is greater than the sky!"

"However, Huaxia is too big. There will always be a few mouse droppings in some places. Thinking about shirking responsibility, it violates the first idea of ​​saving people."

"However, those people always have to pay the price for their actions, and justice is at ease." Jiang Yun raised his eyes, looked northwest, and said lightly.

Jack nodded thoughtfully. As a rich N generation from a capitalist country, he has always had a strong interest in Chinese culture.

For example, they don’t carry weapons during disaster relief, but only carry shovels. Why aren’t they afraid of the victims?

Why do people always stand up and protect most people when they are in danger?

……

These Chinese cultures made him intoxicated, and he only regretted that he was in the wrong birth.

It's a pity that Huaxia's nationality is the most difficult to enter in the world, and Jack has been applying for it for five full years.

He decided to take this opportunity today to ask Jiang Yun for his Dao name.

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Chapter 268

Jack looked at Jiang Yun dancing the sword, with a fairy air, the appearance of a Taoist master, his eyes were full of admiration.

He said, "Master Uncle, I am a teacher of Wudang. I have been a teacher of Wudang for so many years, and I still don't have my own Taoist name."

"You came from a famous family, and your Taoism is profound, and the patriarch praised you secretly, can you give me a Taoist name?"

Swish!

Jiang Yun inserted the long sword in his hand into the scabbard, and raised his two eyebrows.

Taoist priests can choose their own Taoist name, there is no hard and fast rule on this point.

However, Jiang Yun doesn't have a Taoist name now, and this Italian foreigner actually begged him to get one, and he also said that he has a high level of Taoism. Why does this sound a bit outrageous?

"Jack, do you have any requirements for account hacking?"