Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"The Taoist priest's drone ruined the goddess of my dreams. There is a big gap between the real person and the video!"

"Anchor, can you give someone a beautification, and also a special effect that stretches the legs, otherwise I have no material to dream about tonight."

"Hey, sweet dreams are shattered, my goddess!"

"I'll teach you a little trick. To watch beautiful women dance on Douyin and Kuaishou, you can pick up your phone and look down from the top to see their real leg length."

Jiang Yun ignored the barrage of water friends in the live broadcast room asking him to interact with those female Internet celebrities. He wandered around the snack street and finally came to a stall where a dispute occurred.

This is a booth for fortune-telling. Judging by the attire of the stall owner, he should be a disciple of the Wudang School.

At this moment, sitting across from him was a burly man with a swollen face. The burly man had an extremely unhappy expression and was scolding loudly.

"Smelly Taoist priest, do you still remember the divination you made for me two months ago?"

"You keep saying that I won't have children of my own within a year. Oh, yesterday, my wife went to the hospital for a physical examination, twins."

"You still have the nerve to charge me 300 yuan, but today you will either refund the money, or I will destroy your booth!"

The little Taoist fortune-teller was thin and only in his 20s. He looked at the strong man opposite him who kept patting the table, lowered his head weakly, and shivered.

The aura of these two people is not on the same level at all.

It's pitiful to be bullied like this at the door of the house!

Jiang Yun walked out of the crowd, he patted the strong man on the shoulder, and said: "This layman, you have to forgive others and forgive others. If you make trouble like this in Wudang sect, it will be boring."

"Master Uncle?"

"Ok?"

"Uncle Master, my master is Master Chen. Don't worry, Uncle Master. I can solve this matter. I really did not miscalculate that hexagram." The little Taoist raised his head and said weakly.

boom!

The strong man patted the table angrily, took out the B-ultrasound picture from his trouser pocket, and asked, "The B-ultrasound of the city hospital is accurate, or your hexagram is accurate?"

"Grandparents, uncles and aunts, brothers and sisters present, please comment on me!"

His face was full of flesh, the table was loudly slapped, and his appearance was quite ferocious. If he hadn't done anything, the crowd of onlookers would have pulled out their mobile phones to call the police.

Jiang Yun smiled. He walked over, let the little Taoist stand up, and sat down opposite the strong man.

"This layman, don't be so angry, let's talk about things and we can understand them."

"Come on, do a divination. If you don't understand the divination today, I will pay you a hundred times the price!"

Jiang Yun threw a turtle shell and three copper coins over.

The strong man took the tortoise shell, he put the copper coins in it, shook it vigorously, and then poured it out.

"You stinky Taoist priest, do you really mean what you say?"

Jiang Yun ignored him. He looked down at the copper coins on the table and couldn't help laughing.

"From the method of the method, according to one hundred and two clouds, Sanxingmen, five thousand and six to apply."

"The gallbladder is ugly, the liver is in the lungs, the stomach is full and the spleen is in the heart."

"This layman, your problem is probably a little serious!"

The people around were whispering, and the water friends in the live broadcast room were all dumbfounded when they heard Jiang Yun's nagging.

"Fuck, the Taoist priest seems to be getting serious."

"Good guy, why do I feel that today's matter is hard to get better."

"When smashing the stalls at the entrance of the Wudang faction, the Taoist priest didn't directly attack people, it's because of the rule of law society."

"What, who can give us a few hexagrams, I know all the words, why can't I understand when they are connected together?"

"That old liar Yin Yang should know, but it's a pity he was banned by the housekeeper."

The strong man slapped the table and angrily said: "Smelly Taoist priest, what are you talking about?"

Jiang Yun sneered and asked, "Is the poor Taoist talking nonsense, don't you know?"

"Your daughter-in-law went to the hospital for a physical examination, but you didn't take a physical examination for yourself to check if there is any problem with the kidney?"

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Chapter 243 A fortune teller (seeking a monthly ticket)

The strong man seemed to have been softened by the poke, and his momentum immediately weakened.

He and his wife have been married for three years, and the two have never had children. They went to the hospital for an examination, and all the physical indicators were normal.

I went to a traditional Chinese medicine hospital for an examination. An old Chinese doctor said that the kidney meridian was blocked.

Jiang Yun smiled and said, "Pimpedao's hexagrams are always very accurate. Your heart, liver, spleen and lungs are all good, but your kidneys need to be recuperated."

"Master, you are so accurate!"

"Master, you look familiar, dare to ask your name?"

Seeing that the other party was subdued, Jiang Yun said lightly: "If you don't change your name when you are going, if you don't change your surname when you sit, Jiang Yun is the current master of Tianyuan Taoist Temple."

"Tianyuan Taoist Temple? Is it the Taoist temple that is very good at seeking children?"

"Teacher Jiang is telling the truth. I have been looking for you very hard. I have a friend who sells furniture and succeeded in seeking a child in your Taoist temple."

"I want to try it too. In a year and a half, I went there more than a dozen times. There was no one in the Taoist temple, so I came to Wudang School in desperation."

The strong man almost knelt down while holding Jiang Yun's hand.

He kept talking about the pressure of seeking a child in the past three years, which really made those who heard it sad and cried.

To describe it intuitively, the hawkers selling goji berries downstairs in his house all bought a house in the same community with full payment.

"You layman, don't be so excited. After my master ascended, I was studying, so no one took care of the Taoist temple."

"My master has always been in charge of the business of begging for a child in Tianyuan Taoist Temple. It's okay for a poor Taoist to do fortune-telling. Don't ask me about begging for a child." Jiang Yun explained.

The onlookers listened with gusto.

The water friends in the live broadcast room also posted barrage, calling him a good guy.

"Why do I feel that there is so much information in the Taoist priest's words!"

"Excuse me, if you are single, can you go to Tianyuan Taoist Temple to ask for a child?"

"Wait, did we overlook something?"

"Is it possible that elder brother was cheated by sister-in-law?"

The strong man got up and was about to leave.

Jiang Yun suddenly opened his mouth and said, "Fellow Taoist, please stay a little longer. Do you want to know more about the Huangjing wine in Tianyuan Taoist Temple?"

"Master Daoist, isn't that Huang Jing wine to invigorate the kidneys?"

"That's right, if you drink it now, you can still make up for it. If it takes another two years, it will be too late."

"Go to Tianyuan Taoist Temple, and ask my uncle to buy wine with the name of the poor Taoist, and you can get a [-]% discount."

The strong man's expression was a little confused: "Master Dao, I already have two children, don't you need to make up?"

"It costs a lot of money to raise children these days. Although I am a businessman and my family is very rich, I can't afford three children."

"Fuck, Daoist, you let me invigorate the kidney, is there something wrong with the child in my wife's stomach?"

Jiang Yun looked at the burly man with a thick face, and nodded silently.

He exhorted loudly: "Fellow Daoist, you have finally realized it. You have to calm down, Fellow Daoist. Now is a society ruled by law, and murder is breaking the law."

"Hehe, Daoist, don't worry, I'm a businessman, and I can figure it out better than you."

"I'll go back right away and take my wife to the hospital for amniocentesis. If there is something wrong with the child, I will definitely let her leave the house and ruin her reputation."

The strong man is a fastidious person. Before he left, he emptied his wallet, respectfully put a thick red envelope on the hexagram table.

Jiang Yun glanced at it and nodded in satisfaction.

Judging from the thickness, at least [-] starts, blood earning!

"Boy, what are you doing in a daze, collect money!"

"Uncle Master, this is your divination. How can I take the money?"

"By the way, master uncle, how do you judge from the hexagram that his wife is cheating?" the little Taoist asked excitedly.

Jiang Yun smiled, and said lightly: "The number of hexagrams plus medical skills, it is not difficult to infer."

"Is it possible for a person with both Qi and blood deficiency and blocked kidney veins to get his wife pregnant in a month, and even have twins?"

The water friends in the live broadcast room nodded in unison.

"I don't know how serious it is, the Taoist priest is so powerful."

"Dear friends, do you think that big brother is too unlucky, or too lucky?"

"Let's put aside the facts, you say that big brother, is he wrong?"

"Fortunately, I found out in advance, otherwise I would really raise children for others."

Jiang Yun picked up the red envelope on the table and left the booth with a smile.

He bought a bunch of candied haws by the side, and ate them as he walked. When he got to the end, he started to walk back.

He searched around in the crowd, and finally identified a little girl in a sky blue down jacket.

Randomly leaned over and patted the little girl on the shoulder.

"Fuck, Master?" The little girl looked at Jiang Yun and asked in shock, "Master, do you really know how to tell fortunes?"

Jiang Yun looked at her and said calmly, "Your surname is Wei!"

"Damn it, do you really know how to tell fortunes?" The little girl swallowed, her face turned red.

Jiang Yun continued: "Girl, are you 19 years old?"

"Damn it, Taoist priest, you are truly amazing!"

"Girl, your hometown is Chaoyang District, BJ. You are still studying law at Southwest Associated University, and you should be studying for a master's degree at present."

"Girl, your identity is quite extraordinary. Your ancestors were a generation of celebrities with power over the government and the public." Jiang Yun continued to strike up a conversation.

The little girl's expression was shocked, and the water friends in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded.

"Fuck, is the Taoist flirting with a girl?"

"I learned it, I learned it. After Christmas Eve, Christmas and New Year's Day have passed, I will find a girl to try it out."

"Hey, Daoist, you actually use hexagrams to seduce your sister, won't Daoist Chisong be angry if he finds out?"

"The Daoist actually likes college-style girls, the female Daoists in the live broadcast room, do you understand?"

At this time, the little girl had already made up an 800 million-word novel about herself and Jiang Yun, and even thought of the child's name.

At the foot of Wudang Mountain, I ran into a handsome Daoist and struck up a conversation. Isn't this the beginning of the proper plot?

"Master Daoist, which generation of famous ministers are my ancestors from?"

Jiang Yun raised his eyebrows and said, "The eunuch, Wei Zhongxian."

"Master Daoist, why are you swearing at people? A Taoist priest with a pretty face must speak too viciously!"

Jiang Yun shook his head. He didn't answer, but changed the subject and said, "Girl, don't get excited. You can give Pindao 50 yuan, and Pindao can tell you a little secret."

The little girl's brain was wide open, she lowered her voice, and asked, "Master Taoist, are you Wei Zhongxian?"

"Lay lady, is this your ID card and student ID card?"

"You little girl, you don't know how to be funny at all. You brought your ID with you, and you don't pay attention to safety when you go out." Jiang Yun threw the ID to the little girl, turned and left.

The water friends in the live broadcast room began to denounce.

"Daoist, you really don't understand style at all!"

"Why don't you just tease me a little more, and you'll be able to tease someone a little more!"

"I judge from the perspective of a professional Neptune, that little girl has fallen in love with Daoist Master."

"Nonsense, we have 10,000+ female water friends in the live broadcast room, who doesn't like the Taoist leader?"

Jiang Yun passed by the small Gua booth, and he found that the Gua booth was deserted.