Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

Today's thunder calamity is a bit big, if there is a catastrophe that doesn't have eyes, how can it be corrected if it hits the drone?

Under Tianzhu Peak.

The master and apprentice held the drone and looked up at the Golden Dome for a short while.

Already seven or eight thunderbolts struck down, sparks shot out from the sky above the Golden Summit, and the golden light was extremely dazzling.

Jack asked weakly: "Master, we cultivators have cultivated to a certain level, do we have to go through this kind of thunder disaster?"

"Teacher, don't worry, even if you practice for the rest of your life, you still won't be able to reach the state where you want to cross the thunder calamity."

"Uncle Master is a monster. What did he do? It is recorded in ancient books that the average person would only get two or three slashes at the most." Chen Shilei was very puzzled.

As soon as he opened his mouth, the water friends in the live broadcast room exploded.

"Good fellow, does the Taoist priest have the qualifications of a heavenly emperor? Why is he struck by lightning twice in three days?"

"Ye Hei said: I am very familiar with things like being struck by lightning. It will not kill me, it will only make me stronger."

"Let's put aside the facts, fellow daoists, do you think the elder is going through a catastrophe?"

"Damn it, seven or eight thunderbolts hit the golden roof at the same time, this is too outrageous!"

"Sure enough, the reality is even more outrageous than movies and TV shows. The scene of Dao Chang crossing the catastrophe is much grander than those movies and TV dramas."

at this time.

On top of Tianzhu Peak.

In the bronze hall of the Taihe Palace, Jiang Yun sat cross-legged on the futon. He chanted Xuanhuang, but there was no disturbance in his heart.

He forced him to be strong, the breeze blew across the hill, he let him do whatever he wanted, and the bright moon shines on the river.

Countless thunders struck the copper temple, Jiang Yun's hairpin fell off, and his hair exploded in the air.

The electric current passes through the body, constantly stimulating the physical body, strengthening the seven meridians and eight channels and the bones of the whole body.

After half an hour.

The dark clouds on Tianzhu Peak dissipated, and the bronze temple on the golden roof was shining brightly.

After just this effort, Jiang Yun's hair grew more than ten centimeters. He stood up, feeling the exuberant blood in his body, with a suspicious expression on his face.

This catastrophe is not to help me overcome the catastrophe, but to help me temper my body!

"Emperor Zhenwu bless you." Jiang Yun bowed to the statue.

He picked up the hairpin, tied up his hair, and adjusted his Taoist robe.

Under Tianzhu Peak.

Chen Shilei, his master and apprentice, and more than 20 water friends in the live broadcast room saw that Tianlei disappeared, and there was no movement from above for a long time, and they were ready to call the police.

Jiang Yun used Lai Yun Zong and quickly jumped down from the stone ladder.

After he landed, he opened his mouth and said lightly: "Wait for the bright moon with the breeze in your hand, and live your life with fireworks in your eyebrows."

"Nephew, Jack, laymen, long time no see!"

Chen Shilei asked weakly: "Uncle Shi, have you successfully crossed the tribulation?"

"Crossing tribulation, what tribulation to cross?"

"Nephew Chen, as a monk, you have to believe in science!"

"Did you remove the lightning rod on the golden roof? I wasn't struck by the lightning just now, but the golden roof. I just stayed on it for a while." Jiang Yun said seriously.

The water friends in the live broadcast room felt that their IQ had been insulted.

"Seeing is believing, Taoist priest, so stop making excuses."

"It's been live broadcasted, and now I'm still covering it up. Does the Taoist think I'm easy to deceive?"

"Don't explain, explaining is covering up, covering up is the truth, we want the truth!"

"Seeking Taoist Master to announce the cultivation of immortals, we are already mentally prepared!"

Jiang Yun took out his mobile phone, looked at the barrage in his live broadcast room, and found that more than 20 water friends had fallen into a frenzy.

Good guy, how can this work, why don't you believe in science?

"Every layman, listen to the explanation of the poor."

"Pindao just felt his hair stand on his head, it was because of static electricity!"

"Wudang Jinding Thunder Fire Temple, you should have heard of it?"

"There are three wonders in Wudang Mountain. In addition to the Thunder and Fire Temple, there are also the patriarch sweating and the seahorse spitting fog."

"The lightning struck quickly just now. I was afraid of the loss of the drone, so I let you go down the mountain. I saw it from the top of the mountain, but it was real."

"Just now the bronze statue of Emperor Zhenwu was indeed covered with beads of sweat, and the seahorse on the golden dome also continuously spit out a cloud of white mist and made a sharp whistling sound."

"Actually, these three phenomena can all be explained by science."

"The patriarch sweated because it was about to rain and the moisture in the air increased, so beads of sweat appeared on the dharma body."

"The seahorse spits fog because the middle of the seahorse is hollow and connected to the main hall. There is a temperature difference between the seahorse and the main hall, so it spits fog and whistles."

"Copper electricity itself is a conductor, and Tianzhu Peak is so high, so it is really reasonable for such a thing to happen."

"As long as we have learned the physics knowledge in junior high school, we should know that people will be protected by electrostatic shielding in the temple and will not be in any danger. That's why the poor can go down the mountain safely." Jiang Yun plausibly popularized science.

And, what he said was indeed the truth.

It was really a coincidence that Jack summoned Tianlei just now, which was an oolong in itself.

Jiang Yun felt that his hairs were standing on his head, and he thought that Tianjie was looking for him, so this matter was really a misunderstanding.

Chen Shilei and Jack looked at each other, and both of them fell into silence.

Listening to Jiang Yun's sophistry, the water friends in the live broadcast room immediately went online to check the information.

It doesn't matter if you don't check it, but you will be shocked if you check it.

"Dear friends, the Taoist priest is right. It is indeed very common for such things to happen in the Wudang Golden Summit."

"Rumors stop with the wise, so stop spreading rumors with rumors."

"Believe in Daochang, appearance is justice, hey, why do I feel that Daochang's hair has grown a lot?"

"Day by day, you're talking nonsense, doing these silly things, and scaring us."

"The Taoist priest really put in a lot of [covering his face] for the effect of the live broadcast."

"I don't believe in the Taoist priest, but I believe in experts. The nine-year compulsory education makes me unable to refute the Taoist priest's words."

Jiang Yun secretly breathed a sigh of relief after watching the barrage comments in the live broadcast room under his control.

The professional knowledge learned in Daomen Comprehensive College is still useful. When it is critical to present data and reason, others really cannot refute it.

When the three of them were about to leave Tianzhu Peak, Daoist Chen Yunlong rushed over in a hurry.

Looking at the intact Jiang Yun, he breathed a sigh of relief, then gave a thumbs up and praised: "Junior brother, you are a ruthless person!"

"Our Wudang Jinding Thunder Fire Temple, if you don't run away, you still stay on the peak, your master is not as brave as you."

Jiang Yun chuckled, and said, "Uncle Master is absurd."

"I'm just telling the truth. Our Wudang Sect's Golden Dome has been built for hundreds of years. It's the first time I've seen someone like you come here to take advantage of the catastrophe."

Jiang Yun: "..."

He took out his mobile phone, glanced at the bullet screen in his live broadcast room, and then helplessly covered his forehead with his hands, senior brother hurt me!

The water friends in the live broadcast room really exploded.

"Damn it, what did Master Chen say?"

"After a long time, it turns out that the Taoist priest is not going through the catastrophe, he is rubbing against the catastrophe!"

"Compared to Crossing the Heavenly Tribulation, why do I feel that the Sky Tribulation is more awesome."

"What is the truth of the matter, who can tell me!"

"I understand it. Even if the Taoist priest is crossing the catastrophe, he will tell you to believe in science."

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Chapter 242

"Senior brother, Emperor Zhenwu is watching us from Tianzhu Peak, how can you spout blood?"

"It's the golden roof that was struck by the lightning. It's none of my business, Jiang. I really don't understand what you're talking about. It's boring." Jiang Yun said righteously.

After he finished speaking, he shook his sleeves and left, returning to the Wudang faction.

The three people who stayed in place looked at each other and almost scolded their mothers in their hearts.

The drone followed behind Jiang Yun, filming his back as he left gracefully, and the water friends in the live broadcast room began to play tricks wildly.

"You guys are arresting Lu Xun, it's none of my business, Zhou Shuren, hahaha."

"I seriously suspect that the Taoist priest is the reincarnation of Lu Xun. He has played too much in this way."

"Heavenly Tribulation hacked the golden roof, it's none of my business, it's not a problem at all!"

"What you want to arrest is Bi Mawen, what's the matter with me, Monkey King?"

Jiang Yun returned to the Wudang School, and he handed over the burnt coins to Chen Shiyu.

"Uncle, are you going through the tribulation smoothly?"

Jiang Yun narrowed his eyes, and he squinted at Chen Shiyu.

"Master, I understand, don't ask, I don't know, I believe in science!"

"I've tidied up the guest room for you, do you want to take a rest?" Chen Shiyu asked weakly in a deadlock for an instant.

Jiang Yun went to look at the room, and found that the Wudang faction's guest room was similar to Tianyuan Taoist Temple, except that there was something moving inside the quilt on the bed.

When he opened it, it turned out that Xiaobai was lying inside.

"Beeeeeeeeee~~~"

"Rebellious disciple, in broad daylight, you call me a teacher and go to bed with you, what a shame, if you want to sleep, you can sleep by yourself!"

Xiao Bai grunted willingly, then turned his head and went to sleep.

The water friends in the live broadcast room always feel that something is wrong.

"Is there any problem between Taoist priest and Xiaobai?"

"In broad daylight, the world is bright and clear. I just want to know whether the Japanese character is serious or not?"

[Sixteen Characters of Yin and Yang]: "The Taoist priest taught Xiaobai all his money, and Xiaobai repaid him with a spring. Is there a problem? There is no problem!"

"Fuck, damn yin and yang, your wheel is on my face!"

"Don't open it, don't open it, the child's face is hurting from your pressure."

[Sixteen Characters of Yin Yang] was banned by [Xiao Min] for 24 hours.

"This live broadcast room is a civilized live broadcast room. Please don't drive. The Taoist priest has a normal sexual orientation. I will prove it for the Taoist priest!"

"I can prove to the Taoist priest that both of our children are born this year."

"Xing, the female fan in the live broadcast room is really Xing. Daochang just graduated from university. He is 22 this year, and his child is eighteen. You have broken the law!"

Jiang Yun originally had the habit of taking a nap, but in front of more than 20 water friends, he was really embarrassed to share the same bed with Xiaobai.

So in desperation, I can only stroll around the Wudang faction.

Wudang School is the veritable number one check-in holy place in Wudang Mountain. There are scenic spots and historical sites everywhere in Taoist temples, and there are many tourists.

The snack street at the entrance of Tianyuan Taoist Temple is only set up two or three times a month, but the snack street at the entrance of others has fixed stalls.

Eating, drinking and having fun is everything.

Jiang Yun stood at the entrance of the Taoist temple, looked around, and sighed.

The water friends in the live broadcast room exclaimed as if they had never seen the world.

"Good guy, isn't that someone's little one, a famous female Internet celebrity, why has she also come to Wudang Mountain to check in?"

"Yeah, I remembered, long-legged beauty, dancing thief six, so real people look like this!"