Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"Hey, Brother Xian, is the impoverished Maika?"

Jiang Yun opened the mic to ask, and his three teammates on the same team were dumbfounded at the time.

"Holy shit, my husband, we seem to have matched Jiang Daochang Zhang Daxian."

"Don't make trouble, is it true or not?"

"Daozhang, Brother Xian, I am your fan, this begging will fly, I really lost my mind on kneeling four times!"

Jiang Yun frowned. He felt something was wrong. He had won more than 20 consecutive victories. From the perspective of the matching mechanism, it was impossible to match his teammates who knelt four times in a row!

I heard that the matchmaking mechanism will start to mess up when there are more wins in a row. Could it be that this has been arranged for me?

"Kneeling in rank is a part of a king's life, friend Xian, you have to learn to accept him."

"Glory of the King's life without kneeling is incomplete. If you don't kneel seven or eight times in a row, you must be embarrassed to tell others that there is a problem with the matching mechanism of Glory of Kings!" Zhang Daxian comforted the fans.

The fans were in a better mood, laughed, and said, "Daxian, I watched your live broadcast yesterday, and you knelt five times in a row. My mood has improved a lot."

"I used to uninstall the game even after kneeling. The last time you kneeled 07 times at the peak, from 30:[-] to [-] o'clock in the evening, you didn't win a single game."

"After losing too much, there is an anchor whose record is worse than mine, and I always feel that I am okay!"

Jiang Yun coughed dryly, and reminded: "My dear friend, you have a low EQ."

"Brother Xianyue Thirteen Lang, cook for us, and you still sprinkle salt on his wound, you are really not authentic!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room burst into laughter on the spot. The experience of Daxian Yiye Shisanlang and a knife of 30 yuan has become a famous meme.

"There is a problem with the matching mechanism of the glory of the king. I am a king of glory and hit my brother Diamond's number ten times [cover my face]"

"My colleague dropped from King of the Stars to Starlight Five in one day. The 30-year-old almost cried!"

"Before, I got a buddy in the queue. It was said at the beginning that he knelt for nine rounds in a row. My heart skipped a beat. Sure enough, there was no miracle. I also knelt with him, and the Taoist leader is also hanging!"

"Kneeling until the end of the day, thinking about it, I'm not willing to come back down and continue kneeling the next day."

"I get four compliments for my good fights, one for five bad ones, that's right, I'm the star boy [funny]"

Zhang Daxian leaned on the chair, raised his head with a smile, and couldn't help complaining: "Wow, Taoist priest, fairy friend, you two are poisonous."

"That was all a year ago, why can't you two forget it?"

"Brother Xian, the Internet has memory, and you can't get rid of the name Thirteenth One Night, but if you kneel down, there is a way to break it." Jiang Yun said with a smile.

Whether it's Zhang Daxian, teammates on the same team or water friends in the live broadcast room, everyone is interested.

"Daoist, just tell me, how much is the talisman that can break the kneeling, I will buy it!"

"Every time I kneel twice, I have to open the Great Compassion Mantra and listen quietly for a while, otherwise I really can't help but send my sincere greetings to the ancestors of my teammates."

"Fighting against orphans, assisting sleepwalking, not moving in the middle, and the jungler picking ganoderma in the wild area, and the three people on the opposite side with interference over the tower to catch me as a shooter, how can this be broken?"

Jiang Yun cleared his throat and said with a smile: "Ladies and gentlemen, you must believe in science. There is really no spell in Taoism, which can change one's own luck, so as to break Lian Kneeling."

"There is no shortcut to hacking in life. If you lose too much in the game, then change the account to play. Don't die, or we will be the ones who stay up late to play the game in the end."

"What the Taoist priest said is indeed reasonable, but I can't control myself." Zhang Daxian said, covering his face.

After a few people have selected heroes, the lineups of both sides are locked.

Blue party

Jungle Li Bai (punishment) Jiang Yun

Auxiliary Yaomei (interference)

Development Road Sun Shangxiang (purification)

Middle Road Shen Mengxi (flash) Zhang Daxian

Against Lu Guan Yu (sprint)

Red party

Jungle Pei Qinhu (Punishment)

Auxiliary Cai Wenji (Weakened)

Development Road Marco Polo (Vertigo)

Mai Shiranui in the middle (flash)

Against Lu Lu Bu (Flash)

After entering the loading page, Zhang Daxian held the phone, turned his head and shouted: "Ah Cai, I'm going to the toilet, you can play for me first!"

Jiang Yun smiled, and chatted with the two couples who were on the same team as him and were also in double row.

The two showed their affection, drove fiercely, and their voices were very young.

He was a little curious, so he asked, "Girl, how old are you?"

"How big?"

"Yes, how big is it?"

"It's annoying, it's quite big, 36D."

Jiang Yun thought about the size of the grapefruit, and the corner of his mouth twitched. What kind of bullshit is this!

"Yang Mianmian, the priest asked how old you are, so don't drive!"

"Oh, I see, but I am 36D!"

The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't sit still listening to the conversation between the two.

"Damn it, the little girl now drives as soon as she comes up, and the Taoist priest is speechless."

"I have a friend who doesn't believe in the existence of 36D, and he wants to see it."

"I also have a friend [funny]"

[Xiao Min]: "Good guy, what are you thinking about?"

"Uh, let me say this weakly, although the big female dragon is 36, she also has 36D!"

"No way, no way, no one is really interested in the big female dragon, right?"

The two sides entered the game, Jiang Yun had just finished playing blue, Zhang Daxian came back and took over the game.

He glanced at the ID on the opposite middle road, and said in shock: "Master Dao, you may not believe it, we collided with Douzi!"

"It's over, Aku and Douzi are in the double row, that dead Douzi is really strong, I feel like I have to kneel again!"

"Brother Xian, don't panic, didn't I beat you two up at noon today?" Jiang Yun brushed the blue calmly.

Although Pei Qinhu's anti-jungle ability is very strong in this one, Huowu's line-clearing ability in the middle of the opposite side is not strong, and Guan Yu still guarded the river in the early stage.

On the opposite side, Pei Qinhu just wanted to turn against the wild, but after being slashed by Guan Yu, he honestly went back to brush his own red.

With the help of Shen Mengxi, Jiang Yun successfully got the little wild monster in the middle road and river. When he was relieved, he took a look at the barrage.

Good guy, the water friends in the live broadcast room, it exploded, many people were brushing themselves and crashed again.

"Daozhang, you may not believe it, the opposite Pei Qinhu is the second child, and he ordered a girl to play with!"

"Good guy, it's very difficult for us to bump into an anchor. Why can Daochang bump into a professional player and a big anchor at the same time in the lower segment of Glory of the King?"

"Actors, actors, definitely actors, Douzi and Aku will definitely let the water go, do you believe it?"

"It feels like this is a battle of dignity, a battle for bringing a sister!"

"Good guy, the wild king of the peak match is paired with two professional players, how can this flying dragon lose?"

……

After sister Yaozhong Road cleared the line of troops, she smiled and said, "Don't worry, Daoist, after the fourth level, I will follow you when I am old."

"I'll go to the top, I'm very skilled, I'll take you to fly, I'm a provincial Yaomei!"

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Chapter 164 Brother Han, Be Careful

The second child, Han Han, originally brought his sister just for the effect of the live broadcast. He really didn't expect that he would collide with Zhang Daxian and Jiang Yun.

Many fans in the three live broadcast rooms switched back and forth, frantically swiping the bullet screen to report points.

"Collision with the Great Immortal, he was playing with Sun Shangxiang, it's okay, just make it right, jump over the tower and grab it!"

"What, I also collided with Jiang Daochang. He is Li Bai on the other side. This...!"

The second child lost his mind and even stood there for two seconds as punishment.

He frowned, licked his lips, and said with a little hesitation: "Brothers in the live broadcast room, should we have a wave of high EQ and let go of the water a little?"

"To be honest, I'm actually a fan of Daoist Jiang just like you. It's not good for Daoist to interact with the anchor of our channel after all."

The water friend in the second live broadcast room laughed on the spot.

"Anchor, are you releasing water? You are saving your life!"

"In case the Taoist priest is caught in a hurry later, he will use the thunder method directly from the air, open it offline, summon a thunder, and smash the anchor along the network cable!"

"Hahaha, laymen in the live broadcast room, everyone should believe in science and understand everything!"

……

The two sides started off peacefully.

And there is a tacit understanding, one focuses on the road of development, and the other focuses on the road of confrontation.

Unfortunately, Jiang Yun's development path is in the bottom lane, so after he finished brushing the mana, he waited for the CD and clicked the attack signal.

"Brother Xian, I'm here, you first need to show an opening and seduce me!"

"Daoist, my brother, you've come, the horse on the opposite side is Aku, that kid pushed me to the ground and beat me!"

Zhang Daxian pretended to roll over with a skill and went forward to replenish troops, and then was swept away by Marco Polo. He quickly pressed Purify, and then ran back.

"No way, brother, that kid's shot is really accurate!"

"It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! I move, I move, hey, don't panic, take some medicine!"

Marco Polo had just walked halfway to the central axis of the river, and Jiang Yun's Li Bai also activated a skill, a certain displacement, and directly controlled Marco Polo.

flat a flat a...

Marco Polo had quick eyesight and quick hands, and was dizzy on the spot. He controlled Jiang Yun a little bit, and then drove the second skill to open the distance and wanted to run.

at the same time.

Yaomei then used a skill [If Someone Comes], and a small ball bounced directly towards her.

Marco Polo was charged again, and Jiang Yun's second-stage displacement of the first skill was also stabbed up.

Ping A Ping A The second skill draws a circle and then the big move-Qinglian Sword Song!

Li Bai injured Gua Sha in the early stage, and with a set of skills, he didn't even lose a crispy Marco in seconds, and left him with a bloody skin.

Aku was a little flustered, and formed a team and shouted: "Dou, three-on-one down the road, save me!"

"It can't be saved, it can't be saved, support and jungler, I don't know what Huo Wu can do to fight Shen Mengxi for the line?"

"Don't worry, your line of troops, I will make up for it, good brother, it's no problem for me to help you guard the tower."

Marco Polo knew that he couldn't run away, so he cut the line of soldiers on the spot, and after eating the remaining blood soldiers, Jiang Yun took them away with a slap in the face.

"Firstblood!"

"first drop of blood!"

"Li Bai killed Marco Polo!"

Just as the voice of the bottom lane rang, the voice of the top lane also rang.

"Pei Qinhu killed Guan Yu!"

The up and down roads on both sides have become orphans.

After Zhang Daxian ate a blood bag under the tower, he came to A Tower with Jiang Yun!

Douzi came around from his own blue zone. After he made up a pawn with one skill, he saw that his bot tower had been worn down to half the blood, and he took a deep breath.

This is more than one point in the start, if the first tower of the development road falls directly, it will be a fart!