Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

Seeing that they were gone, Jiang Yun closed the kitchen door and started to heat oil.

While he was heating the oil, he took out a packet of dried chili noodles from the cabinet, poured it into a small bowl, and added salt, white sesame seeds, chicken essence and thirteen spices to it.

"Ladies and gentlemen, my master went to Yunyou in Shaanxi a few years ago, and learned a skill of oily and spicy rice, and gave it to me when he came back."

"I have to say that Shaanxi's oily and spicy peppers are really delicious. Whether it's noodles, stir-fried vegetables or even steamed buns, if you add a little in it, it's delicious!"

After the oil in the pan is [-]% hot.

Jiang Yun turned the fire to low, took a shallot, cut the onion into wider slices, and threw it into the oil pan.

Fry on low heat until it is browned, and remove the shallots. At this time, the whole kitchen is full of a strong fragrance of shallots.

Xiaobai sniffed around in the kitchen, but couldn't find the source of the fragrance, just like a chicken who couldn't find a melon in a melon field.

"Every layman, before making spicy oil, you must turn on the range hood in the kitchen and turn on the maximum power!"

Jiang Yun took a spoon that was wiped clean without water, and it turned into a lot of oil, and slowly poured it into the small half bowl of prepared chili noodles.

There were red oil bubbles in the chili noodles, which was very tempting. After most of the oil was poured in, the water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly discovered a very serious problem.

"Daoist, your oil temperature is too high, and the oily peppers have turned black!"

"The oily peppercorns in Xi'an Hotel are all red, why is the oily pepperoni from the Taoist priest a bit black?"

"I'm definitely a poisonous milk. I just watched the anchor cook well. I really didn't expect him to overturn so quickly."

Jiang Yun looked at the oily and hot peppers he had made, he smiled and didn't speak, but picked up a bottle of white vinegar next to him, as if adding some to the bowl.

stab...

When the high-temperature oily spicy pepper meets white vinegar, a burst of white water mist is stirred up.

After the mist dissipated, the oily peppercorns, which were dark just now, had turned bright red, with white sesame seeds floating on them, very attractive.

Most of the water friends in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded, only the locals in Xi'an, with the corners of their mouths slightly raised, and a mysterious smile appeared on their faces.

"The Daoist's oily and spicy hand is really authentic, and I'm a little greedy."

"What's going on, why did you suddenly turn red? It's unscientific!"

"There are always people cooking in the kitchen and overturning the car, and then using spells to steal and save face."

"I don't know why, but my appetite suddenly came up. The little smell of oily and spicy rice should be scratched, it's almost there."

Jiang Yun used a white towel as a cushion, and pushed the ready-made bowl of oily spicy peppers aside to let it cool. He explained with a smile: "Every layman in the live broadcast room, Pindao would like to introduce a little secret recipe to you."

"Adding vinegar to the freshly prepared oily spicy peppers can turn red, adding alkali can make it spicy, adding honey can increase the viscosity, and adding white wine can increase the aroma."

"Don't ask me about the specific scientific principles. When my master taught me back then, he didn't tell me, don't eat this freshly made oily and spicy rice."

The water friends in the live broadcast room are a little curious, why can't they eat it?

"It is true that the principle of some things has not been proved, but it does not hinder wide application."

"For example, why bicycles don't fall over, why airplanes fly, why 1+1 equals 2, etc."

"I don't want to ask the scientific principle of adding white vinegar, I just want to ask why I can't eat it?"

"Me too, as a cook, I only care about whether I can eat!"

Jiang Yun looked at the bowl of oily and hot peppers he had just made. He shook his head and said, "If you don't eat it, don't eat it. Why don't you believe in poverty."

"The oily spicy peppers that have just been made are really hot, and it is easy to burn your mouth when you eat them!"

The corner of the water friend's mouth twitched in the live broadcast room, and his mouth was burning...it was really inedible.

Jiang Yun spent half an hour cooking a big pot of homemade stew.

It is full of cabbage, beans, eggplant, pumpkin, tofu and sliced ​​pork.

Just simmer for 15 minutes, sprinkle some chopped green onion and coriander before serving, and it's ready to go.

The water friends in the live broadcast room watched Jiang Yun's home-cooked stew and spicy peppers, and their mouths were watering.

After Guo Ming and Taoist Master Chen Shilei finished their discussion, they smelled the aroma of the rice and went straight to the kitchen.

After they saw the mess in the pot, they blurted out: "Brother Jiang, New Oriental, think about it?"

"Little uncle, have you considered switching careers to New Oriental?"

at this time.

The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun came over with a bowl the size of a human head, and the old man also said: "Boy, you see that the old man is right, these two people also think that you should go to New Oriental for further studies."

"Your master's vision is not good, a good chef seedling, a good cultivation seedling, he insists on bringing you to the road of no return to practice."

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Chapter 162 Double row with Daxian (seeking monthly ticket)

The big bowl of home-cooked stew is topped with red oily spicy peppers, and then served with steaming big white steamed buns. It is really a perfect combination.

Five people in the Taoist temple ate two bowls of stewed food on average.

Even the little senior sister Bai Jing, who has the smallest appetite, ate a big bowl full of stew and two big steamed buns, and she was so full that she burped.

"Brother Jiang, the food you cook tastes good, but the quantity is not enough, barely enough to fit between my teeth." Guo Ming entered the kitchen, and after he put the rest of the stew into a bowl, he took another large steamed bun Come out, said.

Jiang Yun looked at the guy opposite, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

He really wanted to know how big the gap between his teeth could fit three bowls of stew and five steamed buns.

"Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, this old man has practiced for so many years, and this is the first time that he is too greedy." The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun stood up while supporting the table, and sighed.

After a few people finished eating.

Guo Ming and senior sister Bai Jing started a sweet double row of washing dishes in the kitchen, while the three priests went to Sanqing Hall, meditated to digest food, and recited "Bu Xu Yun".

After the evening class, Taoist Zhang patted his bulging stomach, sighed that he was old and his digestion ability was not good, so he took Taoist Chen Shilei to walk near the Taoist temple.

Jiang Yun washed his face, went back to his room, and continued the live broadcast.

Going back and passing by the kitchen, he found that Guo Ming and Bai Jing were still washing dishes, both of them were quite wet, and he didn't know what they were washing just now.

As a monk, we don't dare to talk about this kind of male and female matters, and we don't dare to ask too much. It's better to go back and live broadcast.

Jiang Yun had just signed up and hadn't entered the game yet, so the editor in charge of the Tigerfish platform made a WeChat voice call.

He pushed Zhang Bingxin's personal WeChat account business card over.

"Jiang Daochang, you can talk to Daxian and your friends first. If you have any questions tonight, you can find me. I am online at any time."

"receive."

Jiang Yun looked at Zhang Bingxin's WeChat ID, and he sighed in his heart, this was his idol who played games at that time!

After the friend request was sent, Jiang Yun took a sip of water, but before he finished drinking, he heard a ding dong.

Friend request added.

"Hi Jiang Daochang, I'm your fan."

"Hi Brother Xian, I'm also your fan."

"Jiang Daochang, the broadcast hasn't started yet, let's start a video and chat?"

"Brother Xian, I'm broadcasting live here, is it okay for you to show your face?"

"It's okay, then I'll be on the broadcast too. Let's spend a long time together and chat. I just want to ask you something."

Daxian soon sent an application for a WeChat video, and Jiang Yun clicked to agree.

The live broadcast rooms on both sides immediately exploded.

"Hey, Daoist and Daxian are playing games in double row. What kind of combination of gods is this?"

"No, no, no, one of them is my former male god, and the other is my current male god. My blood pressure has gone up."

"Don't panic, take a mouthful of medicine, one mouthful is not enough to take two."

Zhang Bingxin looked at Jiang Yun, smiled and said hello: "Wow, Taoist priest, have you been beautified? Your real person is exactly the same as the photo!"

"Brother Xian, Pindao is not good at showing beauty, I have always been plain." Jiang Yun moved twice.

In the camera, around his face, there is indeed no law-level space distortion.

Fans on both sides rushed to each other, and the subscriptions of the two live broadcast rooms increased at a terrifying rate.

Many water friends who did not play Glory of Kings in the Jiangyun live broadcast room were a little curious after they came back from the Daxian live broadcast room.

"The opposite host is very funny and humorous, but who is his avatar, so handsome!"

"Everyone calm down, the picture is for reference only, please refer to the real thing [dog head saves life]"

"I have been a fan of Daxian for several years, and I suddenly saw Zhang Daxian as Zhang Bingxin, and now I have become an XYG flaw [cover my face]"

"I watched Daxian's appearance change from an assassin to a warrior to a tank. He made me understand one thing. Online dating is risky [funny]"

"Actually, Daxian's culinary skills are really comparable to those of Daoist Priest, and they are all really delicious!"

Zhang Bingxin looked at Jiang Yun, first gave a characteristic hey smile, and then asked embarrassingly: "Jiang Daochang, anyway, the broadcast hasn't started yet, why don't you help me check my palm and face?"

Jiang Yun looked at it carefully for a while, and frowned.

It took him 2 minutes to organize the words in his mind, and then he said: "Brother Xian, your palmistry and face are both signs of great wealth."

"Especially after eating fat, you will have a brighter face, better fortune, and a long life expectancy. Before the age of 80, there will be no disease or disaster, and there will be a hurdle at the age of 80."

"As long as that hurdle can be overcome, longevity is not a problem, but the love line is a bit bumpy."

"When I was 25 or six years old, I had a marriage, but there would be no results. After the age of 30, I will meet true love. The two of them will live a lifetime and live forever."

"Master Daoist, you are really good at seeing people, so how about my recent fortune?" Zhang Daxian said with a smile.

Jiang Yun looked at it for a while, then shook his head and said, "Brother Xian, judging from your appearance, your fortune has shown a rapid upward trend recently."

"However, your forehead is a little dark. There should be a small ups and downs today, but it's not a big problem. It's over."

Zhang Daxian's face changed, he was a little shocked and said: "Daoist, can you even see this?"

"To tell you the truth, at noon today, in order to form a double row with you, I recruited two people to form a team to practice heroes."

"Two national uniforms, one profession, and finally met a Baili Shouyan in the Xingyao rank, and was beaten up by others. That guy is simply inhumane, and he was accurate. I couldn't bear the pain."

Listening to Daxian's complaints, Jiang Yun felt that something was wrong, and the water friends who watched the live broadcast in the morning in his studio also felt something was wrong.

"Fuck, it's the first one at noon today, Daxian won't bump into Daoist Priest, right?"

"Impossible, impossible, it can't be such a coincidence, that person is a fake fairy friend, Ah Cai is a sidewalker in the national server, Dou is a professional player, not to mention Daxian, how could the three of them be blown up by the Taoist priest."

Jiang Yun scratched his head, and he said with some embarrassment: "Brother Xian, I was practicing heroes at noon today, and I met a fan of yours."

"He's playing Gongsunli, and I'm practicing Baili Keeping the Contract. That person you're talking about isn't me, is it?"

"Hiss... Taoist priest, get on the number, let's add friends first and take a look."

Jiang Yun opened the King of Glory, taking advantage of the time to enter the game, he changed the title of the live broadcast room to "Double row with Daxian!"

In the video chat for a while, the popularity of the two people's live broadcast room has exceeded 300 million.

After the two sides added friends, Zhang Daxian looked at Jiang Yun's ID name: I really didn't want to be quiet, my mentality exploded at that time.

"Daoist, what a coincidence, the unlucky Gongsunli who was blown up by you is me."

"what?"

"Daoist, are you cheating? Why is your Baili keeping promise so accurate blindly?"

"Uh, Brother Xian, do you want to hear the truth or lie?"

"Is there any difference?"

"The lie is that I sniped blindly. I was lucky. The truth is that I figured out your position through divination. Let me state in advance that Pindao never thought that divination could be used like that." Jiang Yun explained road.

Zhang Daxian froze for a moment, he felt that his three views had been seriously challenged.

He calmed down a bit, ecstatic in his heart, and said in a low voice: "Master Dao, don't talk about it, let me form a team to score, let's go!"

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Chapter 163 The Great Immortal's Nickname

Jiang Yun and Zhang Daxian started to match in duo. The ranks of the two were not high, so they were matched very quickly.