Bitch living in an apartment

"How do you feel? Do you mean to have a new look?" Bai Zhi looked at him jokingly.

"What's so new about it? Wan Yu said that my Xuelin is nothing like it." Lu Zhanbo said depressingly, his good intentions missed the point at all.

"I thought you were learning from Zeng Zhiwei!"

"Who said that..." Lu Zhanbo jumped up when he heard Meijia's evaluation, and retorted angrily: "I'm obviously just learning... Zhang Xinzhe..."

"Pfft~" Meijia and Baizhi spit out, is such a black family really okay?

"Hey, such a good opportunity has confirmed Artest's character, but you still failed, Zhanbo, you are really weak." Bai Zhi sighed, and then licked her lips: "But it's okay, a little improvement , the next plan B, execute well."

"Come again?" Lu Zhanbo turned into a bitter face. He was considered full just now, so come again?Will it be considered a neuropathy and thrown out?

"You have to listen to Bai Zhi, although this person seems unreliable, and he is like a psychopath. He is very entertaining and always likes to make trouble..."

Meijia babbled and babbled out a long list of shortcomings, and she wanted to continue tearing it up. Bai Zhi had no choice but to interrupt her directly: "Stop, you should say but~"

"Oh~" Meijia came to her senses and returned to the topic: "But...but what's going on?"

"..."

Bai Zhi and Lu Zhanbo couldn't laugh or cry, they didn't know what to say later, so why did you talk about such a long comparison earlier?The most important thing is forgotten.

"However, he is still very handsome, caring, helpful, and foresighted. Most importantly, he is also very handsome. That's what you want to say, right?" Bai Zhi was really considerate. Mika reminded her of what she hadn't finished speaking.

At this time, Lu Zhanbo and Meijia were even more helpless. Damn, I've never seen such a shameless person. Even flattering others would make you feel nasty. How dare you describe yourself like that?

"Emmm, so, Zhanbo, no matter what, you still have to listen to Bai Zhi, he won't harm you..." Although she was a little speechless to Bai Zhi's praise, she still remembered what their theme was.

"Okay! What should I do?" Lu Zhanbo agreed.

"First of all, look over every 5 minutes and pretend that you want to go back to get things, but don't disturb them. This is a tentative method." Bai Zhi stretched out a finger and said the first step.

"and then?"

"Then, divide Wanyu's actions into two situations. Wanyu drives you away, and continues to chat with Artest as if nothing had happened. The former shows that Wanyu is interested in Artest and doesn't want you to disturb him. You have to act now. Don't let Wanyu fall into that Artest's clutches."

The more Lu Zhanbo listened to it, the more he felt that it made sense. Wan Yu drove you away because he hoped not to be a light bulb, so he must not sit still.

"What about the second?"

"The second one is easy. Since Wanyu doesn't drive you away, it means she has nothing to do with Artest. You just need to continue to take a look at it every few minutes to prevent the overlord Artest from attacking."

"End?"

"It's over, otherwise, what do you want? Make an urban romance drama, torture dozens or even hundreds of episodes? Then have a bloody drama about amnesia, falling in love and killing each other, or life and death?"

"Really? But I think this kind of plot is very interesting! It would be even better if there are very handsome handsome guys. I will definitely stay up late to catch up with the drama." Meijia seemed to have a spliced ​​picture of these plots in her mind. A nympho is like a chrysanthemum.

"Then do you think I can make money selling my script to someone else?"

"I think it's good. Can you reserve a role for me? The one that can get in touch with the handsome guy, even if he dies on the stage! But at least let the handsome guy hold me and cry."

"I'm not a director, I'm just a script writer. How can I keep it for you?"

"Oh, then you can ask the director!"

"..."

Lu Zhanbo is kind of sad, you guys are too crooked, right?Aren't you talking about how I kept Wan Yu from falling into the clutches of me?Why are you talking about 'actor's self-cultivation'?

"You'll have time to do this kind of dream when you're dead." Lu Zhanbo roared anxiously, "Wanyu is in dire straits now, and you don't talk about how to save her, but you're actually discussing such unrealistic things here. s things."

Bai Zhi and Meijia stopped, looked at each other, and blinked: "' ‖ Weren't you not in a hurry just now?"

"Then you made me anxious, so just ignore it?"

"But I've already told you how to do it, why don't you implement it in a hurry?"

"..."

Lu Zhanbo was about to suffer from internal injuries, you guys started discussing how to be a good actor, I thought you didn't finish talking!

Standing up bitterly, he directly opened the door and walked out.

Baizhi and Meijia completely lost the indifference they had just now, but ran to the balcony in gossip, sneaking a peek inside.

There was a scene that shocked them. Lu Zhanbo tiptoed, covered his face with his palms, and sneaked under the sofa.

Not to mention Baizhi and Meijia, Artai and Wanyu looked at him as if they were mentally retarded.

Lu Zhanbo looked up, met Wan Yu's gaze, and swallowed.

(Good King Zhao)

"Zhanbo, what are you doing again? You are sneaky, are you trying to attack me?"

"Yes, no, uh..." Lu Zhanbo was a little incoherent: "It's Bai Zhi, Bai Zhi asked me to attack you..."

"..."

'Pff~' Mika, who was watching outside, almost couldn't laugh out loud. What does it mean to be shot while lying down?It was Bai Zhi, who inexplicably put a hat on her waist to attack Wan Yu.

"I don't believe it, Zhanbo, get out quickly, I don't feel safe here with you like this."

"Okay...Okay! I'm going out here."

Lu Zhanbo suddenly thought of what Bai Zhi said, does this count as driving me out directly?Does that mean I have to act?But how to act!

Forget it, let's go back first!Ask Baizhi how to do it.

"Let's go, go back." Bai Zhi quickly returned to the sofa in 3602 with Meijia and sat down solemnly like a duck. .

Chapter 213

"How's the result? Did you come out lying down or walking?"

"...Of course I came out on foot. Wan Yu is not a terrorist, so I can still be a corpse?" Lu Zhanbo said in a low voice, with a sense of decadence in his tone.

"Wan Yu is not a terrorist, but Artest is!"

"That's right! Artest is a terrorist, Bai Zhi, what should I do? Wanyu is in danger."

After realizing it, Lu Zhanbo became impatient and began to worry about Wan Yu. It seemed that if he didn't save her, Wan Yu would be eaten without bones.

"What else can I do? Go over and give that Artai another punch!" Meijia rolled her eyes, what is there to say?They already knew which Artest was not a good person, so of course he went straight to it.

"But, will Wanyu think I'm too violent? Then I won't have the perfect image in her heart."

"You have a perfect image of wool?"

"Then what do you mean?" Lu Zhanbo seemed to understand what Bai Zhi meant, and suddenly realized, and then sat down on the sofa in the same way.

Bai Zhi and Meijia looked at each other, and Meijia asked curiously: "Zhanbo, what are you going to do?"

"Hey~" Bai Zhi stopped Meijia: "Let Zhanbo make his own decision! We have already reminded him, so we can't bother him now."

"All right!"

Several people started to stare at each other on the sofa, Bai Zhi started to be idle and bored, and started to fight with carrots. After a while, pieces like fish scales appeared in his hands.

After 10 minutes, Mika braced her chin!Lu Zhanbo was still sitting on the sofa, but his shaking thighs showed that he was quite nervous and anxious now.

"Zhanbo, you can't make it through? Are you really so cruel?"

"Eh?" Lu Zhanbo looked at Mijia strangely, scratched his head and said, "Didn't Baizhi tell me not to go there?"

Bai Zhi paused with the kitchen knife in her hand and blinked her eyes: "When did I tell you not to go there? Don't spit blood!"

"... You yourself were the one I didn't have a perfect image in Wan Yu's heart just now, so didn't you tell me that since I don't have a perfect image, I can keep a little bit of it? Otherwise, I wouldn't even be a friend."

"..."

"Your comprehension ability is simply second to none!" Bai Zhi complained.

"It's been so long now, Wan Yu probably has eaten all the bones!" Meijia said to Lu Zhanbo dumbfounded.

"What? I'm going to save Wan Yu." Lu Zhanbo rushed out, and now he had unleashed all his energy, Bai Zhi nodded, so he looks like a man!What was it just now?Twitchy, afraid of this and that, don't be too cheating.

After a while, Meijia finally couldn't help it anymore: "Is Zhanbo okay in the past? No, I'm a little worried, I'll go over and have a look."

"What are you looking at?"

Bai Zhi said helplessly, and also got up and walked over, but he was much more leisurely, just like walking, and didn't even make a sound.

When they first entered, Meijia, Lu Zhanbo, and Wanyu seemed to be in a confrontation with Artest, and when Lu Zhanbo walked over, it was even more like he wanted to single out Artest.

"Aren't you willing to be punched for the beauty? Let me tell you, I don't have to wait until tomorrow, I can fulfill you now." Lu Zhanbo finally gained confidence, as if Wan Yu had just said that he was not interested in him, so, Lu Zhanbo felt relieved.

"Huh? Who do you think you are? You want to attack me again. Let me tell you, I am an eight-time boxing champion."

"Haha, this is the first time I've heard someone say that I'm Bajie." Lu Zhanbo didn't know whether he was really stupid or didn't understand, so he laughed disdainfully.

Artest unbuttoned his clothes, ignoring his disdain: "Don't believe me? Look here."

"..." Lu Zhanbo swallowed, and Meijia covered her mouth and asked weakly: "You really wear it! Isn't it heavy?"

"Oh~" Artest heard the girl asking himself, his voice became gentle: "It's heavy, but I just want to tell you, there's still time for Shan."

"Oh~ I know where I've seen you before."

In the midst of an out-of-control confrontation, Bai Zhi suddenly said quietly from behind, this Artest, he not only has the memory of his name, but also his appearance seems to have been seen somewhere, and it is not an ancient memory.

Hearing the sound, Artest thought that someone was going to sneak attack him again, so he turned his head and pulled out, without even looking at it, he just punched him back.

Bai Zhi rubbed her chin with one hand, and looked at him with a flat face. Only then did Artest see Bai Zhi's appearance clearly, observed it suspiciously, and shuddered suddenly.

"You...how are you here?"

"I'm the one asking you this sentence. This is my home."

"..." Artest laughed twice, and took a weak look at the shocked Wanyu and Meijia: "Well, my mother told me to go home for dinner, and I will have another drink when I have a chance~"

"Oh, then you may not be able to come?"

"Why?" Artest's eyes were full of vigilance.

"Look at the back." Bai Zhi pointed to Artest's back with one finger.

"You want to attack me too? Let me tell you, I won't be fooled." Artest took a step back, staring at Bai Zhi vigilantly, thinking what he was thinking!

Bai Zhi just held his forehead helplessly, Artest suddenly felt a strong wind coming from behind, and when he turned around, it was too late, and a fist the size of a sandbag was hit in the middle of his cheek.

Only one swear word flashed through my mind in time: "Damn, I was attacked again..."

Then she passed out gorgeously.

It turned out that Lu Zhanbo punched him while his back was facing him, just in time for him to turn his head, and hit the so-called Cuanzhu hole directly. . .

Meijia and Wanyu were stunned, they clapped their hands non-stop when they came back to their senses, okay!For Lu Zhanbo, such an adult is really rare. It seems that he has really grown up now.

"So weak, he can't even beat Zhanbo, and he's an eight-time boxing champion!" Meijia came over to see him fainted again, and said disdainfully.

"Oh, he didn't lie to you about this, he is indeed an eight-time boxing champion." Bai Zhi proved it for Artest.

"How do you know?" Meijia, Wanyu, and Lu Zhanbo all looked at him strangely, thinking that he seemed to have participated in countless championships, could it be the same one?

Bai Zhi curled her lips: "Of course I know, I was the one who ended this guy's consecutive championships. I remember meeting him in the first round. In the end, he didn't even survive the knockout round."

"..."

Several people looked at Artest sympathetically, how unlucky this guy is, he encountered a strong enemy in the first round, and was directly KO'd. . . .

Chapter 214

"Then what should Artest do now? Will he settle accounts with Zhanbo when he wakes up!"

Meijia asked worriedly, this Artest is not a fuel-efficient lamp, if he was knocked down by Bai Zhi, maybe he wouldn't dare to say anything, but he was knocked down by Lu Zhanbo's sneak attack. . .This is two times!

Such a shameful humiliation is simply the dignity of being crucified~

"Uh~ How about we just throw him on the locomotive lane and finish it all?"

Wan Yu replied weakly, after all, she was the one who brought him back, and she had a good impression of Artest at first, but now after witnessing Artest's behavior, she no longer has a good impression at all.

Well, so, in order to ensure Lu Zhanbo's safety, it's better to settle everything once and for all.

"No, this is a bullying person, see if he dares to come back and settle accounts with Zhanbo."

As Bai Zhi said, she went to the kitchen, filled a bowl of cold water, and poured it directly on Artest's face. Stimulated by the biting cold, Artest quickly woke up, sneezed, and wiped the water on his face.