Bitch living in an apartment

"Ah?" Bai Zhi was a little confused by Meijia's words: "Why are you two so extreme? One is a good person, the other is a hungry wolf. Who are you talking about? Let me listen to you. Maybe with my cleverness The brain can make you suddenly see."

"..."

However, no matter how Bai Zhi and Lu Zhanbo waited for her to continue talking, she acted as if she hadn't heard it. Seeing that there was no more fun, Bai Zhi went back to the kitchen and continued his great career of peeling radishes.

Bored, Lu Zhanbo also picked up the magazine Guan Gu put there and read it quietly, but when he put the radish on the table, the table trembled slightly, indicating that someone was shaking his legs.

But he lowered his head and took a look, Lu Zhanbo didn't shake!When he saw the hand, he twitched the corner of his mouth.

What shaking legs!It's obvious that the whole body is shaking!Just like holding back urine for [-], the whole table was shaking non-stop.

"Zhanbo, I have medicine for constipation in my room, would you like to give it a shot?"

"Ah?" Lu Zhanbo finally stopped shaking, but looked at Bai Zhi suspiciously.six.

Chapter 210

"No, I'm just, just..." Lu Zhanbo reacted and was speechless for a long time, and finally had to make up a random reason: "I just shook my legs habitually, and then my whole body shook."

"Cut~"

Bai Zhi rolled her eyes, I believed what I said, I'm not blind, just now I saw that your legs didn't move at all, you were still shaking your legs, I still believe you shaking your waist.

"What shaking legs, he is nervous, now Wanyu is chatting with a handsome man, he is very anxious now, afraid that Wanyu will be snatched away, oh, no, if you don't stop it, you will indeed be 'taken' Take it away." Mika, who had been muttering and didn't know what to say, spoke up, and immediately revealed Lu Zhanbo's true psychological state.

"Meijia, what are you talking about?" Lu Zhanbo felt ashamed.

"A handsome man? Is it as handsome as me?" Bai Zhi shook her eyebrows obscenely, and she didn't know who she learned from: "Wan Yu is immune to me, so if he is not more handsome than me, it means he can't." Wan Yu was taken away so easily."

"Yes, you already said 'strong', does it matter if you are handsome or not? As long as you are strong."

"..."

Mei Jia played a word game, Bai Zhi and Lu Zhanbo almost didn't realize it, and then Bai Zhi was startled: "You mean? That so-called handsome man... is a Vajra Barbie?"

"..."

Meijia couldn't help but cover her forehead, did he not connect to her channel?Why can't I understand what he said?

"No, I mean, that Artest is a hungry wolf in sheep's clothing."

"Oh, his name is Artest? Why does this name sound so familiar?" Bai Zhi rubbed her chin, this is another plot task!Because the memory was passed to him from ancient times: "You have said this again, but I asked you why, and you didn't speak at all, what can I do?"

"Let me tell you, Artest is a man with three accents, definitely not a fuel-efficient light bulb."

"It doesn't matter to you that people use the accent..." Lu Zhanbo said helplessly. The man's culture is extensive and proficient. Doesn't the accent sometimes mean that he pays more attention to it?What's wrong with this?

However, before Lu Zhanbo could finish speaking, Bai Zhi screamed. She didn't even cut the radish, and leaned on the sofa: "What? You said that Artest used three accents? In other words..."

"That's right, now you know why I said he was a hungry wolf?"

"Then you're still standing here?" Bai Zhi turned her head and glared at Lu Zhanbo fiercely. This guy is like a normal person, and his wife doesn't want it anymore?Or do you want to wear a hat first?

"Why can't I stand here?"

"Oh~ yes, you don't know what an accent is?" Bai Zhi relaxed, and it would be easy if she didn't know: "Then let me tell you, that Laura uses three accents, you can substitute Artest into that woman on the body."

"Impossible." Lu Zhanbo immediately retorted Bai Zhi: "I punched him before, but he forgave me very generously. How could this be that kind of person?"

"How is it impossible, Zhanbo, where did you get the confidence?" Bai Zhi was puzzled, wondering if there is such a word as 'pretentious' in this world?Who doesn't reflect a very noble character when picking up girls?Generosity is one of them.

"..."

"Why don't you think about it? I poured slop on Laura. When she saw me, she still greeted me with a smile. What does that mean? Getting punched is just a trivial matter."

"..." Lu Zhanbo thought about it carefully, it seemed that although Bai Zhi had been lowering his sense of existence at that time, he was not a transparent person after all. Laura saw him, and before she became stiff, she was not about to die or live.

"Besides, with your small fist, hitting someone's chest may not necessarily hurt." Bai Zhi added.

"..."

Lu Zhanbo's face fell instantly, what is a small fist?Obviously as big as a steamed stuffed bun: "I still don't believe it. These are just your speculations. I've already acted affectionately once, and there will never be a second time."

"You want evidence? Well, I'll give it to you."

"What do you want? You won't be looking for that Artest one-on-one, right? No, Wan Yu will definitely say that I ordered it." Lu Zhanbo saw Bai Zhi standing up, and quickly grabbed his thigh, saying nothing. .

Bai Zhi rolled her eyes, please, big brother, that's your future daughter-in-law, you are not in a hurry, why should I be in a hurry?If I'm in a hurry, it's not that I seem to be more affectionate: "Don't hold me back, I'm not looking for a one-on-one fight with him, what if I go one-on-one with that Artest, and Wan Yu falls in love with me?"

"0......." Lu Zhanbo let go of his hand in dissatisfaction, no matter what he said, as long as he didn't make trouble: "Then what are you going to do?"

"I mean, I wasn't there, was I?"

"Yup!"

"You and Mika didn't talk about the scene just now, did you?"

"This..." Lu Zhanbo thought for a while, it seemed that Meijia had said that Artest used three accents, and the others were gone, so he hesitated for a while and continued to affirm: "That's right."

"Okay, let me show you the real three accents, and I remind you, pay attention to my tone and movements, don't miss it!" Bai Zhi pointed to her own eyes, and then pointed to Lu Zhanbo's eyes, Tell him not to blink.

"Okay! Try it! But what's the use?"

"It's very useful. If my tone, pauses, and movements are exactly the same as his, then this can be regarded as evidence." Bai Zhi explained casually: "Meijia, you play yourself, and I will play Artest. Restore the situation just now, by the way, what did he say?"

"Uh, let me play myself? Why does this sound so awkward?" Mika stroked her hair, but still honestly stretched out her hand: "He said 'It's an honor to meet you'."

0.6 Lu Zhanbo was really watching carefully, not missing any tiny details, and he was relieved to confirm that Meijia really didn't tell Bai Zhi the tone of this sentence.

I saw Bai Zhi holding Meijia's hand, and then said with a smile on her face: "Very, honored to meet you."

"That's right, that's right." Meijia felt the movement of her hands get heavier, and couldn't help shouting happily, then looked at Lu Zhanbo, and asked him if he understood.

"How? I learned that it is exactly the same?"

"Emmm, it's different." After a second of silence, Lu Zhanbo said seriously, "He was sitting before, but you were standing. It's far from it."

"..."

"..."

Meijia's smiling face froze in an instant, no wonder Wanyu didn't like him, this comprehension is too bad, right? .

Chapter 211

"Zhanbo, I know a foreman. He said that there is a shortage of people there. I see that you are very intelligent. Why don't you give it a try? I'm sure you can stand out, earn money to support your family, and reach the pinnacle of life. Then you are worthy I'm going to Wanyu."

"Okay! What are you doing?" Lu Zhanbo suddenly opened his eyes, and the words 'worthy of Wan Yu' seemed to be pouring down in the desert where he was anxious, and it was instantly refreshing.

"It's a construction site, if you like it, I'll give you the phone number."

"..."

If Lu Zhanbo didn't know what he was talking about, he could die. This meant that he was carrying the essence himself!It's just that he is not happy about it, and the baby has a little emotion: "You said that you must observe everything clearly."

"Eh~ Forget it, Meijia, you will never wake up a person who pretends to be asleep, Zhanbo, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person, for the sake of love, you are not willing to come here even once."

"Ah? I don't care about it?" Meijia was so cute that she didn't understand Bai Zhi's meaning. After all, she was a little nervous. She had met enough scumbags by herself. She didn't want Wanyu to be caught Ruined by a scumbag, especially since Wan Yu is still her good sister in 09.

Bai Zhi shrugged and continued to go back to his radish career. He was very calm, at least Wan Yu was really clever, and the sound insulation of this love apartment is really not good. Wan Yu screamed, and they could hear it here .

But Meijia didn't understand this question. She kept reminding Lu Zhanbo overtly and secretly so that he could make things official.

What?You said why didn't Mika go there by herself?Just kidding, what could she do in the past?Maybe even she herself will fall, so at least one Lu Zhanbo must go there.

Firstly, even if there is no problem, it can be understood that Lu Zhanbo is jealous; secondly!Of course, it is to give him a chance to be a hero to save the beauty. You know, in this world, a hero who saves the beauty is the easiest thing to get a girl's favor.

10 minutes later. . .

Lu Zhanbo finally couldn't bear it anymore, he quickly stopped Meijia: "Meijia, can you stop being annoying, didn't you see that Baizhi was concentrating on her work?"

"Baizhi Gege, do you find it annoying?"

Bai Zhi glanced at her very flatly, and continued to move her hands: "No, you can continue to bother me, anyway, you can't bother me."

"..."

Lu Zhanbo expressed his helplessness for failing to take the blame, why can't you cooperate?

"Okay, Meijia, I won't go again. If this continues, Wanyu and I can't even be friends." Lu Zhanbo had no choice but to admit that he was intimidated: "I know who I am, Wanyu and I The world is so far apart.”

"How far is it? This is the first time I've heard that even the distance between the bed and the bed is only a dozen meters away. You must use the Zhanbo calculation method. This is called far."

"..."

"I'm not talking about this world."

"Then you just ask to be buried with her after you die."

"I... Forget it, I can't tell you clearly."

"Don't say it if you don't know it! Use actions to prove your determination. Sometimes, the distance you mentioned will become nothing if you choose to fly, but you have to walk. Who is to blame for that?" Huh?" Bai Zhi said helplessly.

"But air tickets are expensive!" Lu Zhanbo seemed to have thought of something, and looked a little pained.

"Oh~ you just want a white wolf with empty gloves? No wonder you haven't made much progress! You want to pick up girls, but you don't want to pay any price. You know how low your level is, and you don't work hard. Isn't it the rhythm of being single until death?"

"..."

Lu Zhanbo was thinking about this question blankly, as if, probably, maybe, it really made sense. As the saying goes, one should study more if one is ugly. For the same reason, if one's level is not high, one should work hard to upgrade.

However, I don't want to upgrade, but I also want to fight the boss with a full level. Isn't this looking for abuse?

"Ah~" Mika suddenly screamed, "I have an idea."

"What's your idea?" Lu Zhanbo was speechless, and now he happened to be down a step, so he hurriedly asked.

"We can call! Tell her our reasoning, so that even if it doesn't work otherwise, we can be vigilant!"

"You can do such a thing like taking off your pants and farting?" Bai Zhi said helplessly.

"What do you know? Sometimes you have to do things like take off your pants and fart, otherwise you say you are going to get married, who is different with you? Do you have to fall in love?"

Bai Zhi raised her eyebrows and looked at Meijia strangely. What she said simply expressed the general trend of marriage in a few years' time!

Nowadays, many people don't want to get married. Due to the pressure of their parents, they can only find a makeshift blind date to get married. They don't even have any feelings at all, just like completing a task.

But Bai Zhi didn't refute such a statement, you said that it will be true after a few years, who would believe it?

"You keep talking."

"Zhanbo, your elder brother calls Wanyu and imitates someone else's voice, so that Wanyu won't know it's you, and it will also serve as a vigilant."

"...Alright alright!"

Lu Zhanbo couldn't help it, or he himself was a little moved, but he just didn't know how to show it, just in time when Meijia came up with an idea, he went down this step.

He picked up his mobile phone and dialed the number on it, seeing that Bai Zhi wanted to punch him to death.

"Do you 367 say that my voice is good?" Lu Zhanbo also took the time to ask.

"I said that you can learn the same thing with just one, and besides, is it useful?" Bai Zhi complained fiercely about Lu Zhanbo's actions, your sister, you can use another landline to call!Calling with your own mobile phone, you are afraid that others will not know it is you, right?

"Ah~" Lu Zhanbo also screamed, and then he had no choice but to hold his throat and answer: "Hi, is this Lin Wanyu? Well, I'm from the family planning office of the street.

Yes, no, I'm not a parrot, I'm a human.

Oh~ What's the purpose of my calling!I just want to ask, how is the family planning in your area going? Family planning is a national policy, and the focus is on participation. . . "

Meijia couldn't stand it anymore, and threw the orange in his hand to his face.

Only then did Lu Zhanbo realize what his purpose was: "Oh, by the way, I want to ask, do you have a man named Artest?

Oh, I don't know his real name, but he is our key care object now, you must not be with him!He deceived thousands of girls, hahaha~~"

"This is something only a villain can say!" Bai Zhi glanced at Mijia, and she nodded in agreement. How stupid is it to say that?

All right!He is not pretending to be stupid, he is really stupid. .

Chapter 212

"Hi, Wanyu, that's right, it's me. No, I don't have a cold. I...err, yes, I'm full. Are you fine? That's fine, bye~"

A conversation ended anticlimactic like that, Lu Zhanbo failed to achieve his goal, and was even recognized.

Well, of course, this recognition is inevitable, the phone number is still his, and the way of speaking. . .Only he can do it.