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"Do you know how hard I work? After many days of hard training, I can change a diaper in 30 seconds, and sort out [-] items in the delivery bag in [-] seconds."

"Oh, this is not proof of your hard work." Bai Zhi took a sip of water: "Why don't you learn from your previous experience? Everyone will try some relaxation methods, but this is only for an hour or two. What? The delivery package is just a drop in the bucket, what matters is your comfort."

"I have it~" Lu Ziqiao said calmly, "I can touch her belly with warm hands to relieve her pain."

"It's all physical and most of all psychological."

"That's right." Zhang Wei agreed very much: "We have already done enough emergency plans, and Meijia is not worried about these. She is mainly worried about the pain during childbirth. This will really hurt when the time comes, and no one can help her."

"You have to be thankful that she wasn't there when Yu Mo gave birth, and afterward, Yu Mo was so delirious from the pain that she insisted on telling Mijia that she heard the baby talking, otherwise she would definitely be even more frightened now." Bai Zhi said at On the side, he also followed up to clear things up.

"How do you all know this?" Lu Ziqiao was stunned when he heard this, "It's fine if Bai Zhi knows, how do you know Zhang Wei?"

　723 "Meijia said it herself." Zhang Wei explained in a low voice: "She came to me to collect jokes during the day today, just to read them during childbirth."

"But why didn't she tell me?" Lu Ziqiao thought deeply.

"Actually, it's not that she didn't tell you." Bai Zhi helplessly refuted his words: "She may have expressed it to you metaphorically. For example, does she often ask you: Have you ever had your ribs broken? Or you What was it like when you had kidney stones. Questions like this?"

"How do you know?" Lu Ziqiao looked at Bai Zhi in surprise.

"That's because Yu Mo once asked me such a question." Bai Zhi knocked on the table: "She must have read online that giving birth is like breaking a dozen ribs, or giving birth is like cutting in half , something like that. And I'm sure, you must have told her the truth, so even if Yu Mo told her that it doesn't hurt to talk to the baby, she would still feel uneasy, understand?"

Lu Ziqiao opened his mouth and said nothing, because he was telling the truth.

And at this time, Mika's dependence on him can be said to be the strongest. If Lu Ziqiao told her that these things don't hurt, maybe Mijia would be more comforted.

In addition to Zhang Wei and the others going to experience the pain of childbirth, Meijia's fear can be said to have reached a very high level. .

Chapter 1677

"Is it such a metaphor?" After hearing this, Lu Ziqiao felt that it wasn't that Mijia didn't say it, but that she didn't understand it, but it was wrong after thinking about it~ He realized: "Then why didn't she tell me directly?"

"Because Miss Meijia knows that you have done enough." Dali explained to Meijia with deep experience: "I was like this when I was a child, I always took classes and exams with people who were much older than me, and sometimes I would think, It would be great if there was someone my age who could come and accompany me, and I think it's the same for Sister Meijia who is afraid of pain."

"Yes, yes, yes." Zhang Wei said excitedly, as if he had found a bosom friend: "When I was experiencing labor pains, I also had this feeling, that kind of pain, it was like walking alone in a very dark and endless long The corridor, just keep walking like this, I don't know when I can finish it, and I don't know if I can finish it.

At this time, if someone is willing to hold your hand and say something to you, I don't know if I can walk to the end, but at least, I will walk with you, will you feel more at ease? "

"..." Lu Ziqiao looked at the hand held by Zhang Wei, and was stunned: "Brother, you have only experienced third-level labor pains, so you have such a feeling?"

"The Lun family is afraid of pain~"

"Why don't I have such a feeling?" Lu Ziqiao thought carefully.

Bai Zhi sighed in her heart, what Zhang Wei said, why not him?Some people who go out to work will miss their hometown. There will always be times when they are so lonely, and they always hope that they can see a fellow villager, and then their tears will flow.

Bai Zhi, a time traveler, can naturally feel that feeling.At the beginning, he always felt that he was out of place in this world. Later, under the care of his parents in this world, he relaxed his defenses, and then he felt at ease.

This time is very long, so long that it may be unimaginable.

This is also the case for Meijia now, although Yumo walked to the front, but she was not with her, and she didn't see it either.

"No, I have to experience the pain of childbirth again. Only after experiencing the pain of level ten, maybe I can understand Mika's mood¨‖."

After Zhang Wei and Dali's mediation, Lu Ziqiao has now forgotten Yifei's "harm" to him, but thinking that if he understands Meijia's situation, this can be regarded as a kind of progress~

. . . . . .

Lu Ziqiao sat here for a while, then got up and left, Bai Zhi felt bored, so she also left, leaving only Dali and Zhang Wei there for a date.

Waking up early the next day, Lu Ziqiao finished buying and eating breakfast, and took Zhang Wei to nowhere.

Yu Mo had just finished his morning shift, slept for a while, and then got up early to eat.

Bai Zhi still yawned, and watched a few people pack up their things: "It's already a week past the due date, and you haven't given birth yet? Yu Mo, it's a good thing you gave birth prematurely, otherwise our baby would be a Virgo, think about Mr. Zeng It's so tangled, and thinking about our baby will be like that in the future, my scalp gets numb."

"..." Yu Mo also shuddered when he thought of what his baby would be like in the future: "Then we should also be thankful that Meijia is not due to give birth in October?"

"Almost~"

"Sister Meijia, I checked the yoga movements last night and found that there is a movement that is very helpful for childbirth. Do you want to try it?" Dali finished clearing the table.

"Really? Let's try then."

"Isn't it good to do yoga now?" Bai Zhi stopped her for a while: "The range of movements in yoga is quite large, and accidents will happen if you do it now."

"It's okay, the range of motion I'm talking about is relatively small."

"Yoga with small movements?" Bai Zhi rubbed her nose and complained, "This effect shouldn't be particularly good."

But that's all right now, anyway, Meijia has nothing to do, there is a movement that is effective for childbirth, and she can try it.

A few people were full and sat down to digest food. They were vigorously guiding Meijia's movements. Yu Mo leaned on Bai Zhi's lap, ready to lie down for a while: "If you're tired, go inside~ It's a bit noisy here."

"It's okay, I'll just squint for a while."

A few people watched Mijia doing the movements quietly, although it was a bit boring, but after the meal~ there was not much to do, it was good to pass the time.

After a while, Zhao Haitang opened the door and came in, squeezed the screaming chicken in his hand: "Which one of you put a screaming chicken beside my bed?"

Curry Sauce explained: "This is Uncle Zi Qiao's new invention. As long as you pinch the host, all the extensions will be called, which can save time."

"Try it next time when we practice~" Yifei expressed his satisfaction with this invention and said calmly.

"And next time?" Zhao Haitang and Curry Sauce were about to cry.

"Okay, that's it." Dali's movements were basically over and stopped.

Meijia also feels refreshed now, and said involuntarily: "It's been hard work for everyone during this time, and I feel relieved with you here."

The few people just smiled awkwardly, yes, it was really hard work, Zhao Haitang casually lowered his head: "` ‖Sister Meijia, you peed your pants."

"..."

Everyone glanced at it, and Yifei curled her lips: "Idiot, it's because the amniotic fluid broke."

"Oh~"

The scene was quiet for a few seconds, and then screams broke out: "Ah~~~"

The crowing of people and the crowing of chickens mixed together and became a tooth-piercing voice: "Meijia is about to give birth, Meijia is about to give birth, this is not a drill, this is not a drill..."

After screaming a few times, Yifei quickly ran into Meijia's room and pushed the wheelchair out. Yumo was also awakened by the scream, and then she heard the baby crying inside.

"You are here with Meijia, I will take care of the baby." Yu Mo patted Bai Zhi's arm, and ran into the room in a hurry.

Bai Zhi shouted: "Calm down, don't panic..."

"Ah~It hurts~~It hurts~" The others stopped (Zhao Lehao), but Meijia kept screaming.

Bai Zhi hurried over and took something out from the table next to her: "Meijia, Meijia, this is a brain wave translator, hurry up, put it on, talk to the baby, it won't hurt anymore."

Bai Zhi kept winking at Curry Sauce, and Curry Sauce ran out in a panic.

"Baby...baby..." Meijia kept calling with a bitter face, "Are you coming out? Why didn't you tell mom~ woo woo woo~"

"Mom~um~Mom~um~~"

Meijia paused for a second: "What's wrong with you baby? Why are you hiccupping? Did you choke? What should I do? Baby choked."

"Don't panic, don't panic, Meijia." Bai Zhi comforted at the side: "Maybe the young lady who recorded the voice choked, don't worry..."

"Ah~~" Mika felt the pain again: "I don't care, something must have happened to Xiaobu, ah~~".

Chapter 1678

"Okay, wait a minute, I'll take a look." Bai Zhi said and walked to the balcony, and then she saw the curry sauce as if choked: "Curry sauce, what are you doing? Didn't we rehearse a long time ago?" Ok?"

"I...I'm a little nervous." Curry Sauce hiccupped, looking at her in pain.

"Then give it to me, I'll do it." Bai Zhi grabbed the earphone and connected the audio: "Mom, it's me, Xiaobu~"

"Ah~~" Bai Zhi was almost deafened in a hurry, and then suddenly there was a sizzling sound, and the earphones completely lost their sound.Bai Zhi scratched her head and looked at the earphones: "Hello? Hello? Why is there no sound?"

When I returned to the suite, I saw that the two bluetooth earphones in Meijia's hands were crushed, and Baizhi was stunned: "No...isn't it? Is there a mistake?"

"Ah~baby, why is the baby's voice gone?" Meijia almost cried: "Why is the baby's voice gone? I said something must have happened to the baby."

"Nothing happened, don't worry about Meijia." Bai Zhi pointed to her hand: "You accidentally broke the translator."

"Then... what should I do then?" Meijia panicked immediately: "I can't hear the baby anymore, what should I do? Baby 723 was hiccupping just now~ I'm going to save her."

Dali said weakly: "Sister Meijia, don't worry, you can help the baby as you usually do when you hiccup."

"Usually hiccups are patted on the chest, so I'll pat my chest too." Meijia put her hand in front of her chest, hammering non-stop. . .

"Hey hey~" Several people hurriedly stopped her, lest she smashed herself flat: "The baby is in the belly, you should rub the belly..."

"Oh~ I'll take a few shots."

"Hey~" A few people were afraid that she would hammer directly, and put their hands on Mijia's stomach vigorously: "I'll do it, I'll help you take pictures."

Meijia screamed a few times, then stopped suddenly: "The pain is finally over, Dali, what are you doing?"

Dali said weakly: "Just now you said that the baby is hiccupping, so I will help you pat your stomach to relieve the baby's hiccups."

"Yes, yes, yes~" Meijia reacted, and kept patting her stomach lightly: "Baby is not afraid, baby is not afraid, I will help you, you hold on~ Mom will let you out~ah~ labor pains come again , ah~~~"

"Don't panic." Yifei pushed the wheelchair out of it, pretending to be calm and said: "After training for so long, it's time for us to come in handy..." Collapsing in a second: "Dali~ Hurry up Take the emergency manual~~"

Zhao Haitang saw that the atmosphere was rather awkward, and Meijia was in pain: "Sister Meijia, let me dance for you~"

Zhao Haitang jumped up wearing a slipper, then kicked his foot onto the sofa, there was a clicking sound from his toes, and another screamed.

"Ah~It hurts~It hurts~" Mika started to cry, "Give me something, I want to squeeze it too..."

"Don't be nervous, Meijia, come and listen to me." Bai Zhi was relatively calm, but said quickly: "Look at me, does it look like you and Zi Qiao?"

"..."

Meijia stared at the picture Bai Zhi took out: "Xiao Xiaobu, Xiao Xiaobu, why are you flat?"

"..." Yifei twitched the corner of his mouth: "What's going on?"

"Take the photo of Ziqiao and Meijia, and then shrink it, and it will be like this." Bai Zhi spread her hands: "Think about it, your children are so cute..."

"Ah~ It hurts again and again, didn't it happen? Why does it still hurt so much?" Meijia was a little unhappy.

"The emergency manual is here." Dali came down with his things.

"Emergency manual..." Yifei flipped through it hastily, then stopped: "No~ I don't have any record of emergency measures for curry sauce hiccups and Zhao Haitang's broken toe~"

"Ah~ the labor pains are finally over." Taking advantage of this time, Meijia comforted Yifei instead: "Sister Yifei, don't be nervous, come on, do it with me, hot girl breathing..."

"Oh~" Bai Zhi said helplessly, preventing them from wasting time: "You will be in pain when you're done, get out of the way, let someone with experience come, now listen to my command, Yifei, help Mijia into the wheelchair, Dali, go and get Meijia’s ID card and car keys, we’ll be leaving right away, curry sauce, go get the delivery bag, Zhao Haitang, go change clothes and get some medicine, we’ll meet here in 3 minutes, Take Mika to the hospital."

"Oh oh~"

For a while, Yifei didn't care about whether she was the commander's business, and quickly followed Baizhi to help Meijia into the wheelchair.

"Did you give birth?" Meijia asked expectantly when she felt the pain and found herself sitting up.

"It's still early!" Yifei replied helplessly, "Quick, quick~~"

"Ah~~" Meijia felt pain again: "Ah~ why did I hear the echo? It's the baby crying, and I'm going to take care of the baby."

"Baizhi's baby is crying." Yifei said nervously, "Don't worry, don't worry, yours is coming soon..."

3 minutes is quick, but for the painful Meijia, it has been an extremely long time. Finally, when she is ready, Bai Zhi checks to see if she has missed anything: "By the way, where is Zi Qiao? Where did he go?"

"I'm calling." Dali said.

"Don't worry." Bai Zhi pressed her hand: "We talked while walking, Curry Sauce and Zhao Haitang, you are pulling the suitcase, Yifei, you push the wheelchair, Dali, you call Ziqiao, I'm going to drive down there, you wait for me at the gate of the community, and when I drive out, you help Meijia up."

"Okay, okay~~"

After the division of labor, although everyone was nervous, they still pushed Meijia down the stairs in an orderly manner. When they arrived at the gate of the community, Bai Zhi also quickly started the car.

In the car, Yifei was still comforting Meijia, while Dali called Lu Ziqiao: "No one answered~"

"Then keep calling until he picks up. Is there anything more important than his wife giving birth?"

"Oh oh~~"

Continuing vigorously, Bai Zhi concentrated on driving, but her heart was much calmer than last time. After all, she was not her own wife, so she was calmer. Moreover, after having an experience, she would not be so flustered this time.

The hospital is not far away, but the road is a bit congested. After all, it is not night, even if it is a traffic light, there are many more cars waiting, and this time it is slower than last time.

However, Lu Ziqiao's phone call was finally connected. Yifei snatched the phone and shouted angrily: "Lu Ziqiao, where have you been? Meijia is about to give birth, hurry to the hospital."