Bitch living in an apartment

"Eldest sister, do you really believe it?" Bai Zhi was speechless, it's fine if Mei Jia believed it, why did you believe it too?Suddenly, he suddenly realized, and stared at Yu Mo in surprise: "Oh, you asked me to find a way to help Meijia communicate with the baby, so that after I figured out a way, you also want to communicate with Xiaoyaya and Xiaoyu, right?"

"You didn't know that? I thought you were so smart, and you can see it right away~" Yu Mo asked in surprise.

"I..." Bai Zhi almost spat out a mouthful of old blood: "How did I know you made such an idea, eldest sister, I lied to Mijia, do you really believe it?"

"Liar, I clearly heard the sound of the baby in the amniotic fluid."

"Yumo, that's the sound of curry sauce."

"I don't believe it unless you let me try."

Bai Zhi had no choice but to stick the induction patch on Xiao Yu's head, Yu Mo arrogantly picked up the earphones: "I see~ Xiao Yu is awake now, I'll let you hear what she is saying."

Saying that, Yu Mo looked at Xiao Yu, and said softly: "Xiao Yu, come on, tell mom, what do you want to do now?"

After a few seconds, Yu Mo heard the voice from the earphone: "I...I want to poop."

Yu Mo was startled, then snatched Xiao Yu, and pulled the diaper away, and it turned out that there was a lump of poop lying there, and it was fresh from the oven.

Xiao Yu was still smiling happily, as if responding to Yu Mo's words.

The corners of Bai Zhi's eyes twitched, and it was over, and now Yu Mo believed it even more: "Hey, curry sauce, are you a good showman?"

"I'm a baby~ You don't recognize me?"

"..."

Yu Mo looked like I knew it when you looked at it: "Look~ I'll just say so, right? Don't lie to me, get out of the way, I want to chat with Xiao Yu."

"I...go." Bai Zhi had an urge to hit the wall.

The little feather was snatched away by Yu Mo, Bai Zhi hurried to the next door, but found that there was no one there, Bai Zhi knocked on the door of Curry Sauce, and the curry sauce came out, seeing that it was Bai Zhi, she asked helplessly. Said: "Uncle Bai, I'm still sleeping! What do you want me to do?"

"Sleep? Then you didn't say what you said just now?" Bai Zhi looked at her suspiciously.

Curry Sauce scratched her head, picked up the wireless headset here, and saw the light on it, she knew it was connected: "Oh~ Meijia is talking to the baby at this time, I have to respond quickly, Uncle Bai, that's it , I want a quiet place, I can't let you in, I have to go quickly."

"..."

"Hey, it's Yumo who's talking to you now, not Mika."

But there was no movement at all inside, it seemed that Bai Zhi's voice was completely cut off, and I don't know how she did it.

Bai Zhi has no choice but to go back to 3601 and finds that Yu Mo and Curry Sauce are chatting happily.

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Bai Zhi was very helpless, couldn't Curry Sauce hear Yu Mo's voice?Or so she did it on purpose.

After looking for Xiao Hei, Bai Zhihe found out that for better communication, a voice changing device and an automatic reply device were installed on it.

To put it simply, what if Meijia chats with the baby at this time, but there is no one at the curry sauce?Hey, this automatic reply device will be activated, and it can answer based on keywords, just like the current sales calls, using intelligent AI to answer.

In other words, Curry Sauce was sleeping and didn't hear it just now. After the test, the automatic reply was activated, so Yumo heard that.

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"Damn... so advanced?" Bai Zhi touched his nose, and Xiao Hei also explained to him, because he had enough time in one day, so he added a few things casually.

This is really convenient, intelligent reply function, voice changing function, all integrated together. . .

Bai Zhi reluctantly returns to 3601, and finds that Yu Mo and Curry Sauce are really having a great time chatting, and Bai Zhi doesn't want to disturb this beautiful thing anymore.

The most important thing is that Xiao Yu seemed very happy, and kept smiling at Yu Mo, Bai Zhi couldn't bear to interrupt, and sighed in her heart: "Forget it, let her be happy for a day or two, and then I will prove it to her." Let's go~"

Although I don't know why Xiaoyu would be so cooperative with what curry sauce said, but this is a good thing, at least Yumo and Xiaoyu seem really happy.

After chatting for so long, Yumo finally ended the topic with a sentence: Are you sleepy?

Yu Mo put the thing back to its original place, and made an appointment in quite a mood, and looked at the two little babies tenderly: "Baby, mom knows what you are thinking now, so don't cry anymore~ Mom will definitely help you do it." Arrived."

Bai Zhi shrugged and walked over: "Okay, let Xiao Yu sleep for a while~ Xiao Ya Ya will wake up later, it would be bad to wake Xiao Yu."

After all, the baby is still a baby, and the time it needs to sleep is still very long, Yu Mo gently put the baby back on the crib, and then he yawned himself, staring at the sleeping faces of the two little guys.earth.

Chapter 1675

"Go to sleep~ I have to be on duty at night~" Bai Zhi patted her head: "I'm watching here! Besides, the little guy is actually quite obedient now, and sometimes he won't get up when he wakes up." , neither crying nor fussing."

"Oh, okay~ I'll go to bed first." Yu Mo reacted, yawned, took off his shoes and climbed onto the bed, and then fell asleep.

Maybe it was because I was too excited before, and my physical strength was exhausted at that time. As soon as I fell asleep, I fell asleep deeply.

Bai Zhi walked out gently, and just after gently closing the door, there was a sudden whistle, which startled him. When he realized it, he found that Lu Ziqiao rushed out of the room pushing a wheelchair. Big bear.

Bai Zhi twitched the corners of her mouth: "Are you...playing house?"

Yifei ignored her, but quickly pressed the stopwatch in her hand, a little helpless: "Nine seconds? Can't you go any faster?"

"Beyond Bolt." Lu Ziqiao said out of breath.

"He is 100 meters and [-] seconds, and you are [-] meters and [-] seconds. This gap is not ordinary."

Bai Zhi finally understands, this is the speed of practicing pushing a wheelchair~ Bai Zhi pointed to the wheelchair: "Brother, if Mijia is really sitting on it, do you dare to hit the wall directly? What's the use of the fast speed of light? You still You have to be steady."

"Yes, that's right, next you have to practice the word 'stable'."

Lu Ziqiao turned his head and shook his head in dissatisfaction: "Forget it, let me tell you, don't worry about those few seconds, I thought of a new invention, let me show you~"

Lu Ziqiao took off his backpack, put it aside, and entered the room.Seeing that Bai Zhi was angry, Yifei said, "Hey, don't make trouble if you don't help with the drill, okay? We are all working hard for Meijia~"

"Why did I make trouble? Is the way I thought of encouraging Mika not good?"

"That's good, but you can't pour Zi Qiao cold water~"

"I'm telling the truth~" Bai Zhi spread out her hands, "This is speaking from experience. When others are sent to the hospital, they will be sent to the orthopedics department instead of the obstetrics and gynecology department."

"..." Yifei twitched the corner of her mouth: "Hey, where did Yumo go? I still have to ask her what should be paid attention to during childbirth, so that I can prepare myself!"

"She fell asleep. She is on duty tonight and must go to bed early."

"..."

Yifei was helpless, and soon Lu Ziqiao also came out of the room: "Look, this is the invention I thought of."

Putting a bunch of screaming chickens on the table, Lu Ziqiao continued: "I asked Xiao Hei to transform these screaming chickens. Now each one is equipped with a remote control. As long as I pinch the main chicken, all the other extensions will be connected." Call, so that there is no need to waste time waking everyone up, at least ten seconds can be saved."

"It's a good job. After electrifying, my IQ has improved."

Yifei expressed that he was very satisfied with this invention. In this way, his grades should improve again. At this time, Dali came in from the door and saw Yifei: "Sister Yifei, this is Sister Meijia's emergency handbook for childbirth. I It's all bound."

"So thick?" Lu Ziqiao was startled.

"I always like to be prepared, there are all contingencies here."

Lu Ziqiao took it over curiously and glanced at it: "In case of emergency, there is a big traffic jam. If there is a big traffic jam, I will give up the car and prepare to start the rickshaw. Ziqiao will comfort Meijia, curry sauce will report the situation, Zhang Wei will be the driver, and Zhao Haitang will be in charge. Waiting for the delivery package, commanded by Yifei, vigorously carry out equipment inspections?"

There is no Baizhi and Yumo on it.But think about it, wake them up, the two babies will not wake up and make trouble for them is the best help, let's not count on these two people~

"I have no objection to this plan." Lu Ziqiao frowned: "But where should we prepare a rickshaw? Isn't it good to just push a wheelchair to the hospital?"

"That can knock all Meijia's children out, and even push the wheelchair." Yifei rolled his eyes: "Why don't you say fly over?"

Lu Ziqiao was speechless, but turned to the second page: "Sudden Situation [-]: Extreme Weather, Great Flood Chapter, Abandon the car, start the kayak, Ziqiao comforts Meijia, Curry Sauce reports the situation, Yifei calms down and directs, Zhang Wei served as the boatman and vigorously checked the preparations."

"..." Bai Zhi looked at the situation above: "The big flood, how lucky are we to encounter it immediately? With a kayak, you won't be afraid of tipping over~"

"That's better than dripping water, right?"

"Okay, you're awesome~" Bai Zhi gave her a thumbs up, which was considered to be her acknowledgment. …

Even Lu Ziqiao couldn't stand it anymore: "This is such a mess, you don't think Meijia is enough to cause disasters and disasters, don't you? Hey, let's forget about the previous one, this one, the sudden outbreak of zombies? Seriously, "

"I proposed this one." Dali stood up: "According to my calculations, in the past 100 years, the possibility of human beings being infected with a virus and mutating into zombies is quite high."

Lu Ziqiao didn't have anything to say, and continued to flip through: "And this, in case of emergencies, is Ziqiao not here?"

"Oh, just in case~" Yifei explained calmly: "In case Mika is about to give birth, but you got drunk somewhere, I have to prepare in advance~ No one comforts Mika, always Need to change someone? So I want Zhang Wei to take on this responsibility."

"Why Zhang Wei?"

"You don't like Zhang Wei? Then I'll replace it with Zhao Haitang~"

"That's not what I mean." Lu Ziqiao said dissatisfiedly: "Every plan has a plan for my absence. Am I that unreliable?"

Yifei continued: "I also made a plan for my absence~ Dali acted as the commander-in-chief and stunned you by the way, and then comforted Mijia, that's all."

Lu Ziqiao felt astonished: "It's fine if the commander-in-chief is not me, why did you knock me out?"

"Oh~ Aren't we afraid that if you care about it, we will lose 2.9 inches? We are also thinking about the overall situation when you are knocked out."

Bai Zhi complained at the side: "No, how do I feel, this baby is not like Ziqiao's baby, but yours and Meijia's baby~ The protagonist is gone, so what will you do to comfort you in the future?"

"Isn't there a brain wave translator?" Yifei said indifferently: "Besides, it's really not possible. We have prepared so many things to divert attention, so we can always help Meijia get through this day, right?"

"You pull it down~" Bai Zhi was speechless: "When Yu Mo gave birth, it would be useless after a little time. If it wasn't for my cleverness, would you tell me that I could handle it?"

"So this has increased a lot? Ann~ We will take care of everything." Yifei comforted Lu Ziqiao: "You continue to practice pushing the wheelchair, and then think about whether there is such an invention as the screaming chicken."

"...".

Chapter 1676

"Hey, why don't you practice pushing the wheelchair?" Seeing them leave, Bai Zhi touched Lu Ziqiao's arm and said jokingly.

"Not in the mood, let's go, let's go to the bar and have a drink or two." Lu Ziqiao was quite depressed. His wife had a baby, but it was not his own business. No one felt very comfortable, let alone Lu Ziqiao.

And this also involves his recent hard work. Now he is earning money to support his family and taking care of his pregnant wife. He also has to prepare for childbirth. Not depressed?

"Are you crazy? Your wife may give birth at any time, so you're going to drink at this time? Are you talking nonsense?" Bai Zhi looked at him in surprise. Could it be that what Yifei said was right, this guy is still the same?

"Going to the bar doesn't mean you want to drink. Hey, the bar still has drinks and sells wolfberry tea? We can drink this."

"..."

Bai Zhi was speechless, and gave him a thumbs up, um, there is nothing wrong with what he said in fact, the bar does sell these, this is what Bai Zhi said casually before, although they are all on the shelves, basically no one buys them, and Some people secretly asked the waiter to put a little in the wine, and then drank it immediately.

But now Lu Ziqiao directly said that he wants to drink this 09, Bai Zhi also has to give him a thumbs up~

Thinking of it as a way to relax with him, Bai Zhi also went with him, and arrived at the bar~ Lu Ziqiao actually ordered a cup of wolfberry tea, and asked for a wine glass and a teacup, it can be said to be crazy~

"It's fine if I drink tea, why do you drink tea too?" Lu Ziqiao asked in surprise as he glanced at Bai Zhi's cup.

"I want to take care of the baby. It's not a good habit to let the baby smell alcohol now, so I have to restrain myself." Bai Zhi waved her hand: "I didn't mean you, Yifei won't let you intervene, you really don't intervene?"

"She directly knocked me out, I don't even want to intervene~"

"Oh~" Bai Zhi put the wine glass on the table: "You are the one who is with Mika the whole time, not her. When the time comes, when Mijia is about to give birth, you can just push the wheelchair and run away. Don't you care about them? Can they still Won't you run behind?"

"Hmm~~ That makes sense." Lu Ziqiao stroked her chin: "Isn't this a bit sloppy? What if they can't catch up?"

"Otherwise, what do you think they are practicing in the middle of the night? It's for speed, just to catch up with you~"

"..." It made sense, but I was speechless.

Even so, Lu Ziqiao was still very upset, his wife was pregnant, it was as if the child was not his, the more he thought about it for a while, the more angry he became, and the more unwilling he was to take a step back.

Zhang Wei and Dali also came in from the outside at this time. Seeing Lu Ziqiao, Dali was very surprised: "Old Bu, aren't you accompanying Sister Meijia? Why are you hiding here?"

"I'm depressed, come out and relax." Lu Ziqiao said with a stinky face.

"what happened?"

Lu Ziqiao finally found another person to confide in: "Hey, why do Yifei say I'm unreliable when you judge? Do I look like the kind of person who gets drunk somewhere when his wife is about to give birth?"

Zhang Wei also came over to get drinks from the bar: "Then what are you drinking?"

"I'm drinking wolfberry tea, not wine." Lu Ziqiao poured out some of it dissatisfied, revealing the red wolfberry inside.

"Ah~ah~~"

A very ear-piercing scream rang out, startling several people. Lu Ziqiao calmly took out his mobile phone and picked it up: "Hey, Xiao Hei, didn't I tell you? Kong, go and play by yourself~"

"Why do you use such a scary ringtone? To ward off evil spirits~" Zhang Wei asked dissatisfied.

"I'm getting used to screaming." Lu Ziqiao explained: "When Mijia really gives birth, no matter how much she screams, I can keep calm and help her."

"Yo~Old Bu, you are very thoughtful~" He praised vigorously.

Lu Ziqiao raised her head triumphantly, Zhang Wei guessed: "Is it because your previous character design was too flying, so Yifei is worried about you."