Bitch living in an apartment

"..."

Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei stared blankly at Bai Zhi, and Zeng Xiaoxian said painfully: "This toilet is not your inspiration for him, is it?"

"Of course not, he has run out of my inspiration." Bai Zhi rubbed her nose.

"This is really the inspiration that Brother Bai Zhi gave me."

"..." The face slap came so fast, Bai Zhi quickly turned her mouth into a crooked position: "Hey, I didn't tell you about this inspiration, so don't spit blood~"

"It's really not my bloody mouth." Zhao Haitang said calmly: "Especially remember, your anti-theft corridor, the last compartment, did you forget?"

These words made Yifei, who was about to go in, stop for an instant. She twitched and said, "` ‖Don't tell me that this is also equipped with anti-theft measures? It's a toilet, what do you want? Is there anything to steal in it? Or you Do you really want to keep people from coming out?"

"Of course not." Zhao Haitang continued: "I just borrowed the layout of the last compartment, because I found that even if I was trapped in it, it was not as depressing as the first three compartments, because of the vegetation. effect.

The same is true for the toilet. The toilet is the most depressing place in the whole room, and it is also the place that is most likely to get dirty. After looking at the green plants, even if there is a smell, it will not be so heavy. "

Bai Zhi covered her face, is this really the inspiration she gave?Is there a mistake?

Facing Zeng Xiaoxian's question, Bai Zhi coughed and explained calmly: "At least, my inspiration looks better than your bedroom. Take a look, doesn't it feel like going to the toilet to solve it anywhere when you were young? There is a kind of inspiration that reminds you The feeling of childhood, oh, speaking of this (Wang Zhaohao), I suggest that when you buy paper, you’d better buy a few branches, so that you can recall it more.”

"..close."

"..."

Yifei almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, Zhao Haitang scratched his head: "Brother Bai Zhi, what are you talking about?"

"Hehehe~" Zeng Xiaoxian smiled awkwardly. Most people really can't understand these words, especially young people like Zhao Haitang.

But they understood, and Yifei coughed, obviously not wanting to go any further on this topic: "There shouldn't be any other surprises here, right?"

"Of course." Zhao Haitang replied calmly, causing Yifei's face to twitch: "Please sit down."

This surprise, I am afraid that there is only surprise rather than joy, and the white beard raised his eyebrows: "The so-called surprise, can't it be that the toilet exploded after going to the toilet? It's a memory of childhood again?"

"... What are you talking about again?" Zhao Haitang was confused again. .

Chapter 1598

Whether it's true or not, Zeng Xiaoxian didn't dare to imagine the scene of the toilet exploding. He opened it carefully and heard a 'bang~'. His hands trembled in fright, and he put the toilet lid down, and then his Keeping your face away from the toilet as much as possible, you closed your eyes, as if you saw something hot on your eyes.

The rest of the people also covered their faces and turned around. After a few seconds, they realized that nothing happened, so they looked at Bai Zhi with the corners of their mouths twitching.

Bai Zhi was still acting like a normal person, holding the child and shaking her legs, while Zhao Haitang scratched her head in confusion, not knowing what the hell they were doing, and continued to signal Zeng Xiaoxian to sit on the toilet.

Although he didn't know what Zhao Haitang was trying to sell, at least it wasn't blowing up the toilet. He carefully sat on the toilet and only heard Zhao Haitang say: "When Mr. Hu is in the toilet, what should I do when I miss my other half? As long as With him, you can make the person you love the most right across from you."

When Bai Zhi heard these words, she had a premonition, Zhao Haitang took a step back, and pulled the door through. On the door was a post by Zeng Xiaoxian, just hanging there.

"Pfft~" Bai Zhi almost burst out laughing again, her face flushed red.

Yu Mo shrank his neck, as if thinking of something, and whispered in Bai Zhi's ear, "Cough~ I guess Yifei won't be able to go to the toilet in the future, my god~"

Who the hell is 677 wanting to be watched by others while going to the bathroom?If it can come out, then it is called a ghost!

Zeng Xiaoxian was short of breath and passed out directly on the toilet.

"Hey hey~~"

A few people rushed over anxiously, pinching people, slapping their chests, Zhao Haitang heard the movement, opened the door and wanted to show off to Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei, but suddenly found that Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to have passed out .

"Call an ambulance, call an ambulance..."

"..."

He hurriedly lifted Zeng Xiaoxian down, and after a while, he was sent to the hospital. After staying for a long time, he finally recovered, but he was still dizzy.

"Xiaoxian, are you okay?" Yifei asked worriedly.

"..." Zeng Xiaoxian waved his hand: "Give me a pen and paper."

"What are you doing? Writing a will?" Bai Zhi asked weakly.

In the end, Yifei was greeted with angry eyes, and weakly handed over the pen and paper. Zeng Xiaoxian wrote five pages and handed it to Yifei: "Give this to Zhao Haitang, I don't want to see him, I think I can't help but kill him."

"Come on~ It's clear that your little heart can't take it, so you still killed him? It's like you killed a chicken."

"..."

Zeng Xiaoxian had a bitter face, can you stop being so heartbroken?I'm a patient, brother?

"Why are you going?" Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian getting out of bed, Yifei stopped him worriedly.

"Okay, I have to go back to live broadcast, or I won't be able to catch the plane."

"It's all like this, and it's still live?"

"I'm fine." Zeng Xiaoxian said weakly: "It's just a little hypoglycemia, I'll be fine after a night of sleep, that's fine, I'm leaving first, you don't need to send it away."

"..."

He said he didn't want to send it, but Yifei didn't worry about it, so he just left and sent him to the airport, and he was relieved when he saw him enter the airport.

When I returned to the bar, I could clearly feel that Yifei was on the verge of breaking out: "Why is this happening? I just left for a few days, and the house became like this?"

"Okay, let Yifei calm down, didn't you punish Zhao Haitang?" Lu Ziqiao pointed to Zhao Haitang who had the words 'I am a sinner' hanging on one side.

"I don't agree, it's clear that Brother Zhizhi did the same thing, why doesn't he have to be punished?"

"If you are still not convinced, stand for another hour."

"..." Zhao Haitang still wanted to speak, but was interrupted by Lu Ziqiao: "Okay, Zhao Haitang, don't add fuel to the fire, just stand at ease."

"Teacher Zeng is also pitiful, he was not very sober when he left." Meijia said silently.

"By the way, Zhao Haitang, when Teacher Zeng left, he wrote you a letter." Dali took out the letter paper.

"Really?" Zhao Haitang turned her head happily, and then seeing Yifei's murderous eyes, Zhao Haitang was startled, and continued to face the wall: "What was written in the letter?"

"Well, the first four pages are all scolding you, and the last page has a few big words: stay away from my house."

Zhao Haitang was sad in his heart, he didn't expect that his design was so good that no one could understand it?Hey, sure enough, the world of geniuses is always hard to understand, just like Van Gogh, when he was alive, wasn't he called a lunatic?

Bai Zhi supported her head with her hands, it was a good trip~ to see such an interesting decoration.

This guy just wants to watch the fun and doesn't think it's a big deal. If this was his own house, he probably would have gone crazy by now, right?

Yifei was out of breath, but luckily Lu Ziqiao's cell phone rang at this time, and he glanced at it: "Huh? It's a video sent by my little aunt. Come on, let's set up a dragon gate formation for her."

Only then did Yifei wake up from the state of being furious, pretending to be smiling and looking at the screen. At first, there was nothing, but a head slowly stuck out.

"Yuyou, why are you bald?" Meijia looked at this bald head in shock.

As soon as she spoke, the person in the video seemed to realize something. Looking up, it was Kenjiro Sekiya, who was also Sekiya's father: "Hi, everyone."

"Papa Guan Gu? Why is it you? Where's my little aunt?" Lu Ziqiao said in surprise, this is Yoyo's name?Why is it in the hands of this father-in-law who is not her?

I only heard Kenjiro Guan Gu say in awkward Chinese: "I have something very important to announce to you. I sincerely invite you to attend the magical wedding between Miss Tang Youyou and Guan Guan."

"Nani?" Several people were surprised.

Looking at each other: "So suddenly? When?"

"Just three months from now."

"Is time so tight?" Yifei said in surprise, three months?Three months is definitely not enough~ Just like Baizhi and Yumo's wedding, it took more than half a year to prepare!

They directly shrunk by half.

Kenjiro Sekigu explained very thoughtfully: "There's no way, Yoyo-chan is pregnant, and she won't be able to hide her stomach for a long time. Three months is already a long time."

"Yuyou is pregnant?" This shocked everyone again, and then they were very happy: "That means, Yoyo's problem has been solved? Wouldn't Yoyo die of joy?"

"I must be happy." Bai Zhi smiled: "I also said before that Yoyo's problem is actually not that big, it's just that she didn't dare to tell Guan Gu herself, look, now that it's over, isn't the problem solved? There are still three months, so we are still early, Dad Guan Gu, we will definitely go then."

"Great, Bai Zhijun, I'm waiting for you to come over."

"...".

Chapter 1599

After hanging up the video, everyone still couldn't believe it, but they were relieved to believe it. They couldn't say that if Youyou couldn't conceive a child, Guan Gu wouldn't give them an explanation, right?This is also expected.

It's just that at this time, their hearts were still a little ups and downs. After all, after walking for so long, they found that they had all walked ahead of them one by one. The family is either coaxing or taking care of the children, which makes them feel embarrassed.

Of course, this matter only stayed in their minds for a while, and then the topic was changed. After Yifei was burned out by the decoration, she didn't have any thoughts about Guan Gu Youyou's wedding.

The National Day has just passed, and the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. This year is a good time~ The National Day and Mid-Autumn Festival are all gathered together. The student party is the happiest, and they can play enough at once.

This is a festival of reunion.

"When will the bright moon come? Ask the blue sky for wine. I don't know the palace in the sky. What year is it..." On the balcony, Zhao Haitang sang to the moon by himself~ reciting sour poems one after another.

"Zhao Haitang, this poem has already been recited to death, why can't you have some dry goods?" Lu Ziqiao said dissatisfiedly while sitting on the sofa.

Zhao Haitang walked in helplessly: "Brother Ziqiao, I invited you to the poetry meeting, not to let you eat mooncakes, but to drink and enjoy the moon and write poems."

Well, that's right, they were participating in the poetry meeting, held by Zhao Haitang. This guy said that the Mid-Autumn Festival is a romantic festival, which needs a poetry meeting to set it off, so without waiting for other people's consent, he directly held the venue of the poetry meeting at 3601 and 3602, even if they don't want to participate~ there is nothing they can do.

"Eating mooncakes on Mid-Autumn Festival is justified. Even if Li Bai came, I would say the same thing, not to mention you can't represent Li Bai." Zhang Wei directly - challenged Zhao Haitang.

"I can't represent it now, but it doesn't mean I can't represent it in the future. If a person has no dreams, what is the difference with a salted fish?" Zhao Haitang replied mercilessly: "Look, even people like curry sauce who have not graduated from primary school are ready to participate Adults have passed the college entrance examination, so why can't I follow the prayers? Right-wrong curry sauce?"

"..." Gobbling the curry sauce of the mooncakes, she suddenly became unhappy: "Who said I didn't graduate from primary school?"

"Don't pay attention to this detail, I'll just say it casually." Zhao Haitang didn't have the consciousness to apologize at all.

Curry sauce is already immune to Zhao Haitang and Zhang Wei's frequent backlash: "But having said that, the mooncakes made by Uncle Bai are really delicious. If they go out and sell them, they will definitely be very popular."

"You're really right." Bai Zhi came over with another plate of mooncakes, and hung the apron on the wall: "A few days ago, Huang Baoqiang came to me specifically and said that he wanted to make mooncake molds. One is the best selling one and the response from the bar has been very good."

"The taste of the bar is still the mass-produced one. The food we eat is made by ourselves for nothing. The taste is much better than that of the bar~" Yu Mo explained silently.

"Yu Mo, it's better not to praise him, this guy will go to heaven as soon as you praise him, even if you want to show your affection, you should show it behind closed doors."

"Showing affection behind closed doors is bad for children's physical and mental health." Bai Zhi curled her lips: "Speaking of which, making these mooncakes is easy, but the proportions need to be worked out..."

"Hey, let me tell you, everyone, after eating the mooncakes, continue with the poetry meeting~" Zhao Haitang never forgot his poetry meeting.

"Pull it down~" Meijia said speechlessly: "Your poetry fair can also be used as a background, who still reads poetry during the Mid-Autumn Festival now? Why don't you hold a lantern festival or a lantern riddle?"

"Good idea." Zhao Haitang clapped his hands together: "Then I'll come up with lantern riddles, how about you guessing?"

"Forget it~" Bai Zhi propped her chin and complained: "I'm going to throw up guessing riddles, but with your two moves, you can't catch up with me even if you light the fire behind your butt."

"..."

Zhao Haitang was hit hard, and suddenly felt disheartened.

Bai Zhi glanced at him and sighed: "Zhao Haitang, it seems that you never pay attention to the apartment's dynamics~"

"What apartment dynamics?"

Bai Zhi pointed to the downstairs: "The subordinate household committee issued a notice in the group. Today there will be a Mid-Autumn Festival Gala in the three apartments. Anyone can go up and perform. Don't you want to read poetry? You can go up and read it~ read it here , just us audience, what's the point?"

"Really? Then why don't you go?"

"Yu Mo is confinement, if I go, won't she be very lonely?" Bai Zhi talked about her hand: "Besides, the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala is for those who can't go home to reunite. We are already reuniting. There's no need to join in the fun."

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"Really?" Zhao Haitang didn't believe it.

Yifei waved her hand: "Oh~ Actually, the thing is like this, the community holds the Mid-Autumn Festival party, but it has to sell tickets, we think it's not worth it, Zhang Wei insists that we should never go, Yu Mo can't go, Bai Zhi wants to stay with us Yumo, Meijia and Ziqiao also felt cheated, and most of them didn't go, so everyone didn't go at all, just sat and ate mooncakes and watched TV~"

"Then why don't I know?" Zhao Haitang felt deeply isolated, why didn't any one of these guys tell him?

 …  

Bai Zhi said helplessly: "The minority obeys the majority, we don't think it's necessary to inform you, so we didn't say anything."

"..."

Zhao Haitang burst into tears, such a good opportunity to perform was wasted in vain, no matter if I go or not, why don't you just tell me?Then he thought of another thing: "Your director and deputy director don't have votes?"

Bai Zhi and Yifei looked at each other, and Yifei sighed: "This is the most deceitful place, we can indeed go, but what are we going to do? Moving things, doing logistics, serving tea and water to people, I might as well Let’s eat mooncakes at home!”

Bai Zhi continued her words: "Just in time, I said I was taking care of the baby and I was too busy. The decoration of Yifei's house happened to need to be watched, so we found an excuse to run away, and threw it all to another unlucky guy."

"Aren't you afraid that he will ride on your heads if you run away like this?" Meijia asked jokingly.