Bitch living in an apartment

Yifei took a deep breath: "Fortunately, time is limited."

Meijia smiled awkwardly, complaining endlessly in her heart, what she said was right, why did Mao become like this?Without further ado, Zeng Xiaoxian took out his mobile phone and wanted to take a picture, but this hot-eyed operation made him unable to press the camera button.

With a wry smile, he said, "I can't take pictures of this."

Meijia said helplessly: "I didn't expect that the fairy tales are all deceitful, maybe it's just a partial miss, let's take a look inside~"

Meijia's change of topic was very good. Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian diverted their attention, gestured to Zhao Haitang, and Zhao Haitang took out the key and opened the door.

Then seeing Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian and the others inside, she was almost overwhelmed again, and stared at the corridor dumbfounded.

Not to mention the local tyrant gold decorations on both sides, I guess this is what Yifei designed, but on the ground, what they saw at first glance was a long ladder that went straight into the sky.

Seeing that everyone was stunned, Zhao Haitang said triumphantly: "See? This is the ladder to happiness. In order to make the floor stick perfectly to the floor, I instructed the workers to stick it all night! In terms of patience, only children Brother Qiao can be compared with me."

"This is going to heaven~" Yifei's whole body is not well.

Bai Zhi looked at the floor under her feet: "I have a question, the corridor is the easiest to get dirty, what should I do if it gets dirty and I can't see the pattern clearly? Besides, this floor sticker...isn't it convenient to clean?"

"Eh..." Zhao Haitang choked for breath: "I really haven't thought about this."

"What?" Yifei exclaimed in surprise: "But it's okay, we just need to put a mat outside to wipe the soles of our shoes."

"..."

With a smile on her face, Bai Zhi gave Zhao Haitang a thumbs up. Enduring her nerves that were about to collapse, Yifei walked to the end and wanted to open the door, but when she pulled the doorknob, the handle was directly pulled off.

Yifei was startled, and then knocked on the door, only to realize that it was just a glimpse of the wall: "This is..."

"Haha~" Zhao Haitang smiled triumphantly: "This is called the trick of blinding one's eyes. Safety is the most important thing for lawyer Zhang. If a thief breaks into the house, they will be as suspicious as you, thinking that it is a ghost hitting the wall. How about it? Are you satisfied with this design?"

Zhang Wei felt as if he had been stabbed in the chest, unable to speak: "I..."

Facing the gazes of several people, he covered his forehead and lay down on the wall: "Yes...it will get better."

Zeng Xiaoxian really didn't know how to start taking pictures of this thing. He felt that if he took pictures of these things, he would be ridiculed to death. He didn't understand why Zhao Haitang had such an idea: "I just want to know how I can take pictures so that I can avoid These patterns."

"Oh, then you can only enter the bedroom." Zhao Haitang didn't hear Zeng Xiaoxian's disgust at all, but said excitedly: "Don't worry, the design style of the bedroom is completely different from the one here."

"That's right~ I still have a bedroom. I was scared by you all the way, and I forgot that I still have a bedroom."

"Where is the door?"

"Don't worry." Zhao Haitang calmly supported the bookshelf next to him, and then said: "In order to increase the sense of mystery, I specially made a 0...... secret door."

"Pull the bookshelf away, this is actually a bedroom door."

Bai Zhi almost laughed out loud, and said calmly to Yifei: "Yifei, I think you should use my plan~ at least my plan is more secure."

"..."

Yifei glanced at him, didn't answer, but scolded him in his heart, yours is not much better. . .

Carefully looking in, this is an old bedroom design, which feels like the style of the last century. There are auspicious flowers on the wall, pictures of galloping horses, and old-fashioned patterned walls.

This may have been made by Yifei, at least it seems that it has not been modified.

"It looks normal here."

"There's a surprise~ Look over there." Zhao Haitang pointed to a corner, which was the corner of the switch.

When they turned their heads away, they found a pair of red eyes staring at them closely. Both Zhang Wei and Zeng Xiaoxian were taken aback, because when they yelled, the baby immediately started crying.

Bai Zhi and Yu Mo quickly coaxed them down, finally coaxing them down, Zhao Haitang opened it and waited, a few people looked over, and a few wooden figures stood there, staring at them.

Zeng Xiaoxian swallowed, apparently quite frightened just now: "This... what is this 2.9?"

"This inspiration comes from Brother Bai Zhi."

Bai Zhi shrank her neck and pointed to herself: "When did I give you this inspiration?"

"You said that the most important thing in a family is popularity. I think, as long as it can solve the problem of loneliness, it is popularity?" Zhao Haitang said: "In the future, as long as Mr. Hu is at home alone, seeing these wooden figures, I believe it will definitely be able to solve the problem of loneliness." Feeling popular, I won’t be so lonely anymore, I specially found Xiao Hei, and installed an intelligent voice system for this wooden man, you see.”

Zhao Haitang stood in, and the wooden man's red eyes lit up: "Welcome home..."

The first sentence sounded fine, and the next sentence made goosebumps all over the floor: "Mmm~~Master, do you want some water? Sit up and I can give you a shoulder squeeze~~".

Chapter 1596

The sudden coquettishness almost made Bai Zhi's waist flash. Isn't this voice system perfect?

Bai Zhi twitched her lips and looked at Zhao Haitang. Is this the inspiration she gave?Zhao Haitang seemed to have seen the inquiry in Bai Zhi's eyes, so he couldn't help smiling, showing a row of teeth: "The happiest thing when you come home after hard work is to have someone to greet you, so that you can feel at home, that is, The so-called feeling of popularity.

This intelligent voice system perfectly solves this problem. It can recognize men and women through intelligent faces, and then switch between male and female voices.Just now because I came in first, it used a female voice, and if a female came in, it would switch to a male voice. If you don’t believe me, try it. "

"..."

Meijia walked in curiously, and then heard a male voice say softly: "Are you back? I made a meal for you, remember to eat~~"

"..."

"..."

"..."

09 Bai Zhi's eyes widened when she listened to this voice, there was no other reason, the meowing voice was her own, and she often said to Yu Mo: "I'll go, are you cheating?"

Yifei quickly felt ill, she said in a daze, "This is my bedroom, you use Bai Zhi's voice to greet me?"

Zhao Haitang explained calmly: "Don't worry~ You can record whoever's voice you want, you can record as many sentences as you want, and you won't change the same one when the time comes, Xiao Hei only has the material of Brother Bai Zhi, so I just I can use his voice now."

Only then did Bai Zhi heave a sigh of relief, and Yu Mo couldn't laugh or cry, what Bai Zhi said to her ended up being used here, no matter how she heard it, she felt weird.

Yifei clutched her forehead, feeling that the trigeminal nerve was about to explode in pain, Zhao Haitang continued to challenge her limit: "In addition to this voice recognition system, there is another thing."

As he spoke, Zhao Haitang picked up a remote control and pressed it, the lights suddenly became dim and dazzling, accompanied by very upbeat music.

Zeng Xiaoxian came in and twitched the corners of his mouth: "Is this lamp possessed by Lu Ziqiao?"

"Brother Ziqiao really inspired me." Zhao Haitang said excitedly: "This place is equipped with all the facilities for eating, drinking and having fun. With a single click, a night of carnival and swinging will immediately start..."

"Why don't you install a steel pipe here? Close it." Yifei's brain was about to explode from the noise.

Before she had time to swear, she saw another place. She walked over blankly and walked to the bed. Several people followed her eyes and followed her. They saw a person beside the bed. The Yuba is hanging there.

"What the hell is this Yuba?"

"You have noticed." Zhao Haitang continued to introduce to everyone: "The room can't talk, but the building still has temperature, which is what Dali wants. I originally wanted to install floor heating for the temperature of the house, but I didn't have enough time. Just settle for the next best thing and install a Yuba, how about it?"

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled wryly, and could only choose the taller one from the shorter ones: "Hehehe, winter, winter must be useful..."

He is numb now, this Yuba, at least seems to be the most normal thing, asked a little weakly: "What do you mean when you said that you have all the facilities for eating, drinking and having fun?"

"Oh, Teacher Zeng can't wait any longer, the next thing is the main event in the room." Zhao Haitang turned off the Yuba and walked to the other side of the room: "The most important thing is these four cabinets that herald spring, summer, autumn and winter, Mr. Hu, Would you like to come and see for yourself?"

"No need, I'm afraid I'll throw the table if I can't help it." Yifei looked at him tiredly, and sat down next to him: "Go ahead."

"Oh~ that's good." Zhao Haitang walked to the cabinet of 'Chun': "This is the first..."

"Wow~" As soon as the cupboard was opened, Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian gasped and saw a vending machine inside. Zhao Haitang said proudly: "With this vending machine, you can eat whatever you want at any time. I It took a lot of effort to negotiate with the vending machine company, and they will come to replenish the goods regularly, isn’t it very considerate?”

"This is just the first one, the next three..." Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't imagine anymore.

Zhao Haitang interrupted him: "Don't worry~ Teacher Zeng, let's come one by one."

Zhao Haitang walked to the other side, opened the cupboard, and said, "When you're full, open this cupboard and you'll be able to drink all kinds of drinks, and there will be regular replenishment, don't worry."

"Great, this is my dream home." Curry Sauce said excitedly.

Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei looked at her with murderous expressions on their faces. Needless to say, this must be the inspiration for him from the curry sauce.

"After eating and drinking enough, what are we going to do next?" Zhao Haitang continued to create a 'surprise': "Of course it's singing a song, singing about a prosperous life~~"

"Find some free time to find some time, lead the children, and often go home to see..."

A piece of music came from inside, and then the audio equipment inside was revealed: "The surroundings are made of sound-proof materials, so you can rest assured that you can sing karaoke without disturbing the people."

"Next..." Yifei roared angrily.

But from what Zhao Haitang heard, Yifei couldn't wait any longer, he shook his eyebrows and said, "It seems that Teacher Hu can't wait any longer, let's see the last one.

The first two cabinets solve the problem of food and clothing, the third one solves the entertainment needs, and the fourth one provides spiritual food, in modern society. . . "

"Stop talking nonsense, open it quickly..." Yifei roared angrily, she couldn't help it anymore.

"..." Zhao Haitang was interrupted, without any annoyance, slowly opened the last cabinet, and then found that the three sticks of incense were harmonious. . .Guan Gong's spiritual position.

"..."

"This is...Second Master Guan?" Meijia asked in surprise.

Lu Ziqiao belonged to the second master of defeat, she recognized it at the first sight, but she still couldn't believe it, Zhao Haitang's expression gave her an affirmative answer: "Treat people with loyalty, treat others with benevolence, use righteousness to seek benefits, and treat others with kindness. Bravery and diligence, Guan Gong embodies the good character of benevolence, righteousness and Zhongyong, which is also what is needed in today's era. This is the inspiration I got from the painting of Shanghe during the Qingming Festival. With Guan Gong at home, it looks grand and can add a strong retro atmosphere.”

Although it was a bit immoral, when Zhao Haitang opened a cabinet, Bai Zhi almost gave up without laughing, and endured the fact that her whole body turned red. Knowing the last one, Bai Zhi finally couldn't help it.

"Hahahaha~~" Bai Zhi patted the wall: "No, no, no, hahaha~ Teacher Zeng, you should thank me, I just asked for your corridor design before, but now this room... ahahaha~ It's too much Meow is awesome, hahaha~~".

Chapter 1597

Bai Zhi had to say that aside from the aspect of design, Zhao Haitang was very thoughtful.It's not because of her own troubles, Bai Zhi almost collapsed on the ground laughing, no matter how much Yifei glared at her, it was useless.

"Wow ah ah~"

Hearing this cry, Bai Zhi stopped laughing abruptly, and hurried to coax her little angel, Yifei forgave him from the glaring, took a deep breath, and asked dissatisfiedly: "Then you put these four cabinets together?" They are all full, so where do we put our clothes?"

"This... I forgot." Zhao Haitang scratched his head in embarrassment, okay~ this design is too tragic: "It's okay, at worst, I'll install another cabinet next to it~"

Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't complain anymore: "I'm a little thirsty, I'm going to the kitchen to drink some water."

"I'll go as well..."

Several people also saw these things and were a little disturbed. In order to avoid being beaten to death, let's leave~

All of a sudden, all the people in the bedroom disappeared, Bai Zhi was still holding the crying sad baby, shaking it non-stop: "Oh oh oh~ don't cry, don't cry, papa is here! Don't cry~~"

It wasn't until the two little guys stopped that Bai Zhi and Meijia went to the kitchen. Bai Zhi didn't have to think about it, the bedroom and corridor had become like this, and then it would definitely be even worse.

Walking into the kitchen, there was a strong fishy smell, and Bai Zhi, who often handles ingredients, could easily hear it: "What does this fishy smell mean?"

"Have you smelled it?" Zhao Haitang is like offering a treasure: "This Bihai Chaosheng kitchen perfectly reproduces the scene of the blue sea and blue sky. In order to increase the sense of substitution, I specially borrowed the additive from Xiao Hei. The beach, coconut Trees, shells, and the sea breeze with a little fishy smell make you feel like you are in a resort, especially at night, where you can see the stars when you look up, and the sea in front of you when you look down. "

Yifei took a deep breath: "Then who told you this?"

"This is the inspiration I got from reading your manuscript¨‖~" Zhao Haitang took out the note she found in her trash can.

Yifei felt bad all of a sudden, Zeng Xiaoxian didn't know why, so he complained very manly: "Do you still have such design inspiration? Pond master?"

"I..."

"Yu Mo, from now on our trash can has to be emptied every morning, if Zhao Haitang is a little more perverted and stole our trash can, it will be terrible." Bai Zhi turned to talk directly to Yu Mo.

"It makes sense. It's best to pour it every half a day in the future."

"agree."

"Then what are these salted fish without dreams?" Zeng Xiaoxian ignored Bai Zhi's words and roared directly.

"Wow ~ wow ~ wow ~"

Bai Zhi's face turned dark, she managed to coax her well, and cried again from fright, her eyes were full of anger as she stared at Zeng Xiaoxian, Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly pulled the cold from behind.

"I've decided." Bai Zhi said suddenly: "In the future, if anyone speaks so loudly to scare my baby again, I will kill him."

"..."

Brother, don't stare at me like that when you say that, okay?Didn't I just speak a little louder?You don't have to scare me like this, do you?

Zeng Xiaoxian was terribly frightened, but Zhao Haitang didn't hear it, and continued to explain to Zeng Xiaoxian: "Do you know the carp king? It is very weak and can only live in dirty puddles, but its evolutionary form is indeed violent carp. Dragon, but it is very powerful. I put these sculptures, in fact, to remind everyone not to be fooled by secular things like firewood, rice, oil and salt. One day, we will become better and stronger."

"You can do this?" Zeng Xiaoxian said helplessly.

When Zeng Xiaoxian saw this, he felt his blood pressure go up. Although he explained it well, it couldn't change the fact that he designed it like this.

Seeing that she was about to faint, Yifei said worriedly: "Otherwise, we won't watch it, shall we?"

"Look? Why don't you watch it?" Zeng Xiaoxian laughed like crazy: "I don't believe it, the toilet can let yourself go even more?"

Saying that, Zeng Xiaoxian pushed everyone away and walked towards the toilet. The moment he opened the door, he was stunned, and the people behind him also stayed outside and did not dare to go in.

Bai Zhi narrowed her eyes: "This is the most individual toilet I have ever seen. It would be great if the vegetation could be changed to real vegetation."