Bitch living in an apartment

Lu Zhanbo looked constipated, who the hell would do this?Even if you say you want to eat the phone, it's just talking.

The big deal is to get attention, get some flour, or something else to make it, but he did something like throwing the phone into the water abruptly?

"Hey, forget it, I thought I could see someone eat the phone?! It turned out to be like this! It's not interesting at all." Bai Zhi complained with regret.

"..."

Lu Zhanbo had no choice but to make a silent call and ask someone to reinstall the landline.

"Uh, Zhanbo, don't you have a mobile phone? Why do you have to use a landline?" Bai Zhi was puzzled by this point.

"You are because I left the landline number for others~."

"Oh."

"That..." Lu Zhanbo asked cautiously, "Aren't you wondering who I'm going to call?"

"Do not want to."

"..."

Lu Zhanbo's expression became even more uncomfortable. Damn, after talking for a long time, why didn't Mao himself ask who to call?It's very uncomfortable for you to be like this, don't you know?

"Oh, Zhanbo, I'm very busy right now, please let me be quiet for a while!" Bai Zhi covered her head and said she had something to do, but it's been an hour now, and she hasn't done anything yet!

"Okay! I won't bother you anymore, go get busy!" Lu Zhanbo felt uncomfortable until Zeng Xiaoxian walked in.

"Zhanbo, I think you don't look very good! What's wrong with you? Did Baizhi bully you again?"

"No, I was going to call someone, but the phone didn't work."

Zeng Xiaoxian picked up the completely soaked phone on the table: "Who did this? Are you so blind?"

"I did it, do you have any objections?" Bai Zhi quietly added at the end.

Zeng Xiaoxian laughed dryly: "No objection, no objection, hahaha~ I would like to ask, are you planning to practice swimming with the phone?"

"I don't want to explain anymore, you can ask Zhanbo!"

Lu Zhanbo found that his affairs were completely robbed of the limelight, why?Has everyone's mood changed?Don't ask about such gossip?

Facts have proved that abnormal things are more attractive, like this, even if anyone asks, they will gossip about which bastard would do such a thing, instead of asking Lu Zhanbo who he wants to call.

Because this seems to them to be a fairly normal thing, or Lin Yiyi's 17-year-old is more attractive.

"I...I originally wanted to call someone, but he thought I was going to eat the phone." Lu Zhanbo also specially used the accent on the call, and his voice became much softer when he "eat the phone".

But Zeng Xiaoxian still doesn't seem to buy it at all: "Hahaha~ So, he plans to use heat to expand and contract to make the phone smaller so that you can swallow it in one gulp?"

"..." Lu Zhanbo felt ashamed to meet people: "Mr. Zeng, don't you wonder who I'm calling?"

"..." Zeng Xiaoxian was a little confused by this question, and only then did he discover Lu Zhanbo's voice-over: "I didn't pay attention unless you told me, who are you calling?"

"Huh~" Lu Zhanbo finally breathed a sigh of relief, okay!Someone finally asked, and I felt relieved: "Oh, I'm going to call Ada!"

"Ada, who is Ada." Yifei seemed to hear something, and rushed in from outside.

This completely satisfied Lu Zhanbo's vanity, this is what he wanted!What happened just now was an accident: "It's a girl, we work in the same building, yesterday in a cafe, we met by chance."

"Okay! Boy, so you chatted up with her?"

"Looking at his face full of peach blossoms, he must have struck up a conversation." Bai Zhi's voice came again faintly, and he held a carrot like a walking stick in his hand: "Damn, what's all this? Can't you see the appearance of a dragon at all?"

"Are you... an earthworm or something?" Zeng Xiaoxian stared blankly at the thing in Bai Zhi's hand.

"Have you ever seen such a big earthworm? I originally wanted to carve a dragon, but later I found that I cut too much. I had no choice but to carve a snake. In the end, the cut was too flat. I could only carve a branch. Look like not like?"

"..."

"I think it's more like a firewood..."

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When Zeng Xiaoxian heard Yifei's analogy, he nodded in agreement. This branch didn't even hold the basic leaves, and it was no different from firewood.

Lu Zhanbo was about to cry, could his life-long event be inferior to his carrot carving?

"Sister, do you still want to listen?"

"Oh oh~" Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei finally came to their senses: "Where did you just say?"

"Looking at his face full of peach blossoms, he must have struck up a conversation." Zeng Xiaoxian repeated Bai Zhi's words just now.

"Yes." Lu Zhanbo nodded, but soon realized that something was wrong: "No, who is full of love? But I did get her phone number. She said she would call me, but I think I am a man. I You should take the initiative, right, sister?"

.. ......  

"Wait!" Yifei excitedly ran to the edge of the shelf next door, took out a few sticks of incense from it, did not light it, and bowed to the front: "Thanks to the ancestors, Zhanbo finally realized that he It's a man."

"Ha, ho ho ho~" Zeng Xiaoxian laughed and squealed: "Then why are you bowing to zjl's photo?"

"You care about me? I want to witness this historic moment. Hurry up, Zhanbo, hurry up and call."

Satisfied now, Lu Zhanbo pretended to take out his mobile phone, and dialed the phone number on his notebook: "Hi, hello, is this Ada? I'm Lu... I'm not married yet? I I don’t need a certificate, sorry, I don’t need a divorce certificate either.”

"Who said I don't need it." Bai Zhi rushed over and snatched his mobile phone: "Hey, are you still there? I want to apply for a certificate."

"Bai Zhi, it is against the law to produce false certificates." Yi Fei said dissatisfied.

Your sister, my brother finally took the initiative to attack once, you are so troublesome, do you believe that my mother will send you to heaven?

"Who said I want to apply for a false certificate?" Bai Zhi picked up the phone again, and said to the other side: "Hey, can you apply for any certificate?"

"Yes, whether it's an ID card, a divorce certificate, or a graduation certificate, you can do whatever you want."

"Then I will apply for a good witness certificate."

The person on the other side seemed to be thinking, and was silent for a while: "I'm sorry, you are too fake, we don't do this kind of fake certificate business."

"..."six.

Chapter 145

"Why do I think he's saying that I'm not a good person?" Bai Zhi hung up the phone, scratched her head and asked them in confusion.

"You just found out?"

"..."

Lu Zhanbo snatched the phone in dissatisfaction. This guy is out of his mind now. If he throws his phone into the water again in a fit of anger, who would he cry to?

"A lunatic would never say that he is a lunatic. In the same way, a good person would never say that he is a good person, let alone get a good person certificate for himself."

"Oh~ Sogasnai~Live and learn." Bai Zhi nodded seriously, and looked Yifei up and down: "Yifei, are you a man or a woman."

"I..." Yifei felt that she had dug a big hole for herself, you said she was a woman!In the same way, women never say that they are women, you can say that they are men!Your sister, isn't this a slap in the face?

"Hahaha~ Of course she is a man, maybe not even a man, ho ho ho ~" Zeng Xiaoxian laughed out with a steel-scraping voice, and they almost threw him out.

"Zeng Xiaoxian!!!" Yifei glared.

"Cut~" Zeng Xiaoxian was stared at fiercely, and lost his temper immediately, and looked like I'm a good man who doesn't fight women, curled his lips and turned away, and quickly changed the subject: "Zhanbo, don't you want to call Ada?" ? Why did you call to the place where the certificate is issued?"

"I don't know either." Lu Zhanbo scratched his head: "Please help me to see if I made a mistake, whether it is one or seven!"

Yifei finally remembered that she was discussing about Lu Zhanbo's flirting with girls: "Let me see." The moment she saw the phone, her heart was about to collapse: "This number is not bad! **?"

"Any questions?"

"No problem."

Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei looked at these two guys as if they were funny, is this also called nothing wrong?

"Um..." Bai Zhi replied weakly: "I mean, if this is a number, it is indeed a good number."

"Cut~" Zeng Xiaoxian explained helplessly: "Zhanbo, if I were to buy a lottery ticket, I would definitely not buy a number like **."

"What a fool, Mr. Zeng, if there was such a phone number, would you choose this one?"

"I...will..." Zeng Xiaoxian was speechless, and immediately realized his mistake: "Zhanbo, what I mean is, if any girl tells me that her phone number is 114, am I right?" I'll believe it, don't you think this number is comparable to 114 in some ridiculous way?"

"Are you saying that this number is fake?" Lu Zhanbo realized later, his reaction was more than a beat slow.

"Hey, Zhanbo, you still don't have any skill at flirting with girls! This fact only proves that you have just taken the first step bravely, but you still have a long time to go before the journey to the west Bear with it!"

"Go, what do you know? If you don't help, you still make sarcastic remarks? It's not cool to stay." Yifei gave him a hard look.

Bai Zhi shrugged indifferently: "Zhanbo, come over later to install the phone, remember to come to my place for reimbursement."

"Oh."

"Zhanbo, leave him alone." Yifei felt that Lu Zhanbo took this step with great difficulty, so he shouldn't just be hit like this: "Actually, there is another possibility that a girl will not give her phone number to a boy easily, which means that she is A very decent girl!

For example, if I were a woman, I wouldn't just give people my phone number. "

"Yeah! If someone has a phone number from Mrs. Hedong, hahahaha."

"'If' you are a woman?" Bai Zhi suddenly repeated Yifei's words just now, emphasizing the tone of the word 'if'.

"You two, did you go to the wrong room?" Yifei was furious and wanted to chase her away.

"I'm here to get something, okay?"

"Yes..." Bai Zhi echoed: "Teacher Zeng, hurry up and go back and pack your things, what's the mess like? Do people still live there?"

"..."

"But..." Lu Zhanbo's expression became ugly again: "But the number I gave her was from our landline! Now the landline has been destroyed by Bai Zhi."

"Ah?" Yifei just noticed the phone on the wet table, and looked back at Bai Zhi: "You belong to Erha, right? Why are you still doing sabotage?"

"Nonsense, I don't want to explain anymore, you ask Zhanbo yourself?"

"I don't want to explain anymore..." Lu Zhanbo didn't want to explain anymore, now he is depressed!He was unconvinced for a while at the thought that he might miss Ada's call.

This is not a technical problem, but a hardware problem. If his landline is waterproof, he will definitely be able to receive calls.

For this matter, Lu Zhanbo stared at Bai Zhi all morning, as if he was going to swallow him alive.

"Zhanbo, don't look at me like that, I'll be shy."

However, Lu Zhanbo's gaze was more murderous. It wasn't until the person who changed the landline came that Lu Zhanbo's focus began to shift to the phone.

"Bai Zhi, it's already noon, why don't you cook yet?"

"I've said it all, if I don't carve a dragon, I won't know how to cook." Bai Zhi didn't even raise her head, and carefully drew on the radish with a kitchen knife.

"No, are you serious?" Yifei looked at the thing in his hand: "Then what are you carving now? A hammer?"

"Nonsense, it's obviously a rose, didn't you see it?"

"..." Yifei stared at it for a long time, how could this hammer-like stuff look like a rose?

"You rose... only the stems look like..."

"It's a rose that hasn't bloomed, of course it's like a hammer."

"Ah~" Yifei patted his forehead helplessly, and suddenly became excited: "Then I'm the only one cooking today? Haha, it's time for me to show my skills again."

"That's right!" Bai Zhi was taken aback suddenly.

"Why 0.6? You also want to eat what I made?" Yifei asked happily.

"Don't make trouble, I don't like eating dark dishes." Bai Zhi bit her finger as if thinking about something: "Yu Mo hasn't eaten yet! I have to make some for her to send over."

"Ah? Didn't you say that you don't cook until you finish carving?" Yifei said dissatisfied, obviously disapproving of the dark cuisine he said.

"I just said I won't cook for you."

"..."

"I have to make it quickly. By the way, I remember that we still have a lot of noodles here. Hehe, after the noodles are cooked, put the roses I carved on them. Yumo will definitely like it."

"..." Yifei looked at the rose that looked like a hammer, always feeling a little sad, she felt that Yu Mo would not be able to recognize that it was a rose. . . .

Chapter 146

Under the stunned eyes of Yifei and Lu Zhanbo, Bai Zhi boiled water and put noodles, cut meat and eggs, added a pile of radishes, and scooped up all of them in less than half an hour.

Picking up a bowl, took a sip of the soup, put it in his mouth and tasted it: "Well, it's okay, okay, Yifei, I'll leave it to you next."