Bitch living in an apartment

'Duang~'

Lu Ziqiao's head hit the coffee table, you bastard, can you not be so confident when you say this?I want to scold you but I can't even swear.

What does it mean to be shot while lying down, is that all right?If I ask a few beauties to sing well, can I be counted from a long distance?

However, when he got here, Lu Ziqiao's eyes lit up: "Since this is the case, what do you mean, Teacher Zeng has already..."

"Yes, that's what you think, hahaha~"

When Lu Ziqiao heard the news, he immediately put the previous unhappiness behind him, and gave Bai Zhi a high-five: "I'll just say it! Alcohol is the best medicine for Teacher Zeng. Look, isn't this proof? Hahahaha~ "

And Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei looked at him like a fool. . . .

Chapter 142

Although Bai Zhi said that today is the only time to help Zeng Xiaoxian move, but now he hasn't even packed his things, so it is definitely impossible to move.

Therefore, before Zeng Xiaoxian packed up, they still didn't need to go there, they just needed to find a place to relax and wait.

The place where everyone can hang out together is of course the downstairs bar.

Originally, Bai Zhi planned to go to Yu Mo's shop to see if there was any need for help, but after Yu Mo found out that he was only making trouble, he kicked him out viciously, so Bai Zhi could only stay in the bar with everyone.

"Bai Zhi, why don't you help Yumo take a look at the store? Now she has an interview and a store visit, how could she be so busy!" Yifei saw Bai Zhi hugging the pillow as if abandoned by the world, Couldn't resist giving him a suggestion.

"Forget it, ever since I accidentally used her thrush as a fountain pen to take notes, she banned me from entering her cosmetics store, saying that I would ruin things."

"Yu Mo is right, you will spoil things." The corner of Yifei's mouth twitched, this shit, you can't tell the difference between a water pen and a thrush?

"That's not my fault! She gave me a black pen, and I thought she was asking me to scribble on her face!" Bai Zhi said depressedly.

"..." The few people present didn't come to their senses. After thinking about it carefully, they understood. Nima, this guy said to take notes. It was probably Yu Mo who asked him to help draw eyebrows. Painted a few strokes on the face. . .

No wonder he was banned from entering the store. If it was Yifei, she would have slapped him across the face.

"It's a good thing I didn't give you a bottle of cleansing water, otherwise, you would probably drink it in one gulp." Meijia took a sip of the juice in a daze, and complained lightly.

"Hehehe~"

Just when a few people were entangled with what Bai Zhi was doing, there was a wretched laughter from the side, and Meijia moved to Lv Ziqiao curiously to take a look.

This guy was staring at the phone, Meijia glanced at it, her pupils shrank: "Wow, you pervert, what kind of women's underwear do you look at like a big man` ˇ?"

As soon as Meijia said this, she couldn't control her voice well. Some bar customers around all looked over and looked at Lu Ziqiao with contempt.

"Damn~" Lu Ziqiao couldn't help but swear, and then patted Mika's hand that was about to reach out to take his phone: "You will die if you keep your voice down?"

"Tch, you are not afraid to see it yourself, but are you afraid that others will not succeed?"

"What do you know? This is my new strategy." Lu Ziqiao said in a low voice, with a bluish green light in his eyes: "Let me tell you! I saw the Taobao store in the same city, and there were comments on the size of the customer's purchase. As long as I find someone with a better figure and add them as friends, won't this save a lot of screening steps?"

"..."

"abnormal."

"shameless."

Yifei and Mijia keep attacking this psychopath, you bastard, if your cleverness was used to make money, you would have made a fortune long ago, do you still need to screen in this kind of place?

"Meijia, what are you doing again?" Yifei picked up the phone after seeing Mijia scolding, thinking that she was posting a message to remind female friends to pay attention to it. It is best to buy this item anonymously.

But when Yifei looked over, she found that Meijia had opened the search function, and then searched on it: Do I need a rabies vaccine if I was scratched by a single dog?

Meijia said calmly: "Just now when I snatched Lu Ziqiao's cell phone, I was accidentally scratched by him."

"Pfft~" Yifei spat out a mouthful of water, laughed out of shape, and kept patting her thigh: "If you want to hit, you must hit! Don't you know that human teeth and nails are the most important thing?" Is it poisonous? Hahahaha~"

"Laugh, laughing fart!" Lu Ziqiao turned off his phone helplessly. He found that these guys were becoming more and more boring now, and he would scold him for everything.

"It's really necessary." Meijia touched her chin and nodded deeply: "Then I'll go to the hospital for emergency treatment. I'm afraid I'll have an attack then, and it won't be good if I bite someone."

"Hey, hello..." Lu Ziqiao helplessly yelled at Mijia's back as she rushed out, but she didn't call Mijia back.

"I made a decision."

When Lu Ziqiao wanted to call Meijia, Bai Zhi, who had been sitting next to her, suddenly stood up, which shocked them greatly.

"Why are you so crazy?" Yifei gave a dissatisfied lesson.

I saw Bai Zhi unceremoniously reaching into Yifei's bag, and then pulled out a kitchen knife: "I decided to practice knife skills today, if I don't carve a dragon today, I won't cook if I'm killed."

"Ah?" Yifei looked at him in a daze, "Mom, if you don't cook, what shall we eat?"

"You actually brought a kitchen knife in your bag?" Lu Ziqiao stared dumbfounded at Bai Zhi waving the kitchen knife in the air twice, and then muttered: "` ‖ Sure enough, he is a Saint Seiya, the knife can't leave his body?"

"I'm going to buy radishes right now. If I don't carve them well, I will definitely not cook."

"Is there something wrong with you?" Yifei hurriedly pulled him back: "Is there anyone who stipulates that if you can cook, you must be able to sculpt? Are you an artist or a cook?"

"I'm an artist in a cook."

"..."

Yifei covered her forehead, and Bai Zhi had already run away when she put it down: "Damn, don't you have a kitchen knife yourself? Why are you taking mine?"

. . . . . .

When Bai Zhi returned to 3602 with two large bags of radishes, she was immediately stunned by the condition of the suite.

The inside was full of boxes, and several layers were stacked on top of the boxes, which could completely cover a person, while Meijia and Guan Gu were lying on top of a box and panting heavily.

"Wow, what's going on? Who bought so many things?" Bai Zhi walked into the apartment with difficulty, and put down all the radishes. (by Zhao Zhaohan)

"Why did you buy so many things? These are clearly Teacher Zeng's things." Guan Gu panted and replied, "By the way, why did you go? You were going to help Teacher Zeng move today, so why did you run away?" ?”

"I didn't run away! I just went to buy vegetables." Bai Zhi pointed to the things on the table and said innocently.

"Really?" Meijia's eyes lit up when she heard about buying vegetables, and she walked over happily: "What are we eating today?" But when she saw several bags full of various radishes, her eyes were full of Filled with fear: "We're not going to just eat carrots, are we? No! I don't want to be a rabbit."

"I didn't say it was for food, did I?" Bai Zhi spread her hands.

"It's not for food?" Mika asked suspiciously, "What is it used for? Could it be... eh..."

Meijia shook the goosebumps on her body, her face became particularly ugly. . . .

Chapter 143

"Yes, it's for use. I'm going to use them to practice knife skills. Don't bother me today."

"Practice, knife, work?"

Mika twitched her lips, okay!She admitted that she was wrong, but. . .This is too wasteful, right?Wait, Mika suddenly thought of a possibility.

"Then if you fail, what will you do with the broken carrot?"

"Of course it was made for you to eat. It would be a waste to throw it away! It just looks a little ugly. We don't run a restaurant anyway, so we don't need to be too pretty."

Meijia's heart was broken when she heard this sentence, what is it all about!

"That is to say, this is still for eating?" Meijia suddenly felt that her future was bleak. If she ate so many radishes, would she fart all day long?

Think about it when you take the bus, if you want to wear a skirt, why don't you have to lift it?

Thinking of this, she was in a bad mood: "Hehehe~ Well, Baizhi, can we have a discussion?"

"What's the matter? Tell me!"

"That's how it is. Otherwise, I'll cook for the next few days. Although it's not as delicious as yours, it just so happens that you don't have time, right?" Meijia added silently in her heart: "If I cook, You can decide what to eat. '

"Well, okay!" Bai Zhi didn't plan to do what she wanted to do at first, but it just so happened that someone took over the job and saved him a lot of trouble: "But can you make carrots? I remember you used to do it." The radishes are all black and not autumn, can they be eaten?"

"..." Mika was about to cry, big brother, can you forget about carrots?I just said I cook it myself because I don't want to eat it.

"Yes... will..."

"That's good, I'm going to start work, hehe." Bai Zhi picked up a white radish, picked up the kitchen knife and started to move.

Bai Zhi flipped through the radish and looked at it, thinking about where to start, picked up the kitchen knife and chopped down.

"Ah~~"

Meijia screamed, which made Bai Zhi tremble, and the kitchen knife almost cut off his thumb.

"Meika, what are you doing? Don't you know it's dangerous?"

"Ah~" Now it wasn't just Mika, even Guan Gu screamed, and kept backing away to the place where the door was.

"What's that? What's under the box?" Meijia jumped onto the table, and Bai Zhi looked at the place she pointed, and found that the box was actually moving.

"Ah, ah, there are still mice that dare to run wild on my territory?" Bai Zhi became angry, holding a kitchen knife and yelling viciously: "Daha, Xiaoha, come on me, bite it to death... "

As Bai Zhi spoke, her hands were also unambiguous, and the kitchen knife flew over like a dart. . .Hit one of the boxes.

"Wang Wang~"

"..." Guan Gu still had time to take a look at the excited two Erhas, oh no, there should be three Erhas. . .

"That... Shouldn't cats be used to catch mice? What's the fun with two dogs?"

"What mouse? It's obviously a cockroach." Mika jumped into Guan Gu's arms, and also retreated to the door with him: "Ah ~ go, go, it's coming, run~"

"Wang Wang~"

Although the two husks didn't know what happened, but the rare shit shoveler was messing around with them, and suddenly became happy, and ran around the room after catching this unknown creature.

Suddenly the whole suite was messed up. Originally Zeng Xiaoxian's things were placed here, which had completely occupied the space, and with the two Erhas fully fired, the whole suite had no place to stay.

"Stop, stop." Seeing that the unknown creature had already rushed out, Bai Zhi took the time to take a look at the current situation of the apartment, and immediately grinned her teeth and told the two dudes to stop: "Look at the good things you have done, the movements must not be small order?"

"woooo~"

Daha and Xiaoha sat down with their heads down, and stretched out their tongues, as if they were being scolded.

The two dogs here are inseparable all day long, especially Xiaoha who wanted to run out to continue chasing the unknown creature, but was slapped to the ground by Daha.

"Look, now that our place has been turned into this, I can't even practice knife skills."

"Woooooo~"

"Still barking, go to your kennel and face the wall for an hour, and come out later when it's time to eat." Bai Zhi didn't care if they understood or not, she carried a few bags of radishes and walked outside the door, ready to go to 3601 to talk again. .

If we need to tidy up here, we can't tidy up now. If Zeng Xiaoxian's things are not removed, there is no place to leave them, let alone tidy up the apartment.

As soon as he entered the door, Bai Zhi saw Lu Zhanbo rubbing his hands together, and then he was facing the phone, not knowing what he was doing.

"Zhanbo, did you fall in love with this phone and wanted to cook it, but after picking it up, it felt hot, so you rub it first before eating?" Bai Zhi said suspiciously, and then became excited: "Oh, I see, you must lose the bet with someone and you will eat the phone.

Burning this kind of thing is a trivial thing, come on, let me cool it down for you, as a reward, you must let me watch it, I often eat shit, but it’s the first time I’ve heard of phone eaters, No matter how you say it, I will satisfy you. "

"..." Lu Zhanbo was a little confused by Bai Zhi's words, and didn't know how to answer.

Unexpectedly, Bai Zhi actually took it seriously, picked up the phone, walked to the kitchen, and continued to popularize science in her mouth: "For things that are too hot, it must be better to use cold water or put them in the refrigerator! But this thing should be put in the refrigerator It will take a while, I can't wait, let's put it in the water!"

"Hey, that's..."

"Gudong~"

A dull sound of falling into the water blocked Lu Zhanbo's next words. Bai Zhi saw Lu Zhanbo's constipated face: "Zhanbo, what are you talking about?"

"Nothing?" Lu Zhanbo bowed his head with a sad face, and then rushed over, shouting: "Ah! What did you do? This is a phone call, not food, not food!"

"Isn't it for food?" Bai Zhi suddenly realized: "No wonder I hold it so hard in my hand, I thought you made it with dough, I bet with you that if I lose, I will eat the phone, I can't think of such a way.

I have to say, Zhanbo, I admire you more and more. You say you eat the phone, but you really eat the real phone. You can chew this kind of thing and swallow it?sure?You have good teeth and a good stomach! "

"..."

Lu Zhanbo picked up the scrapped phone, it's not Lu Ziqiao's knockoff phone, it must be useless if it gets flooded!

"Who told you that I'm going to eat the phone? I just want to call someone, but I haven't figured out how to say it yet." Lu Zhanbo leaned back on the sofa with a bitter face, his eyes full of hopelessness. .

Chapter 144

"You didn't say it earlier, I saw you drooling on the phone as soon as I came in. I thought you didn't eat anything in the morning, and now you are hungry and eat everything! Just in time to lose the bet and eat the phone."

"I want to say, who knew you would just throw it down like this?"