Bitch living in an apartment

Especially when Bai Zhi said that Lu Ziqiao added chicken legs, biscuits, big pig's trotters and cake milk tea, Yu Mo's throat couldn't help but surge. . .

When she heard that Lu Ziqiao would change the content of the live broadcast tomorrow, her complexion became better, and Yu Mo couldn't help sighing: "Ziqiao also worked hard."

"Hey, the change is really big." Bai Zhi shook her head with some regrets: "Back then, Ziqiao would only cheat our girls with our money, but now she is desperately fighting for Meijia. You didn't even think about it half a year ago, did you?"

"I really haven't thought about it." Yu Mo also felt that time was scary.

Answering home, Bai Zhi saw that Yifei, Dali, Zhang Wei, and Zhao Haitang were all there, and they all sat down involuntarily.

Seeing Yifei's frowning face, Bai Zhi was a little surprised: "What's wrong with you? Is the decoration not going well?"

"The renovation didn't go smoothly at all, okay?" Yifei glared at Bai Zhi, didn't you know if it went well or not?Then he said lightly: "The two wall-knocking masters who came here couldn't understand Mandarin, so they misunderstood my words and broke my toilet. I don't know how to tell them."

"Can't understand Mandarin? It's a bit difficult." Bai Zhi rubbed her chin: "If you speak English, you can use translation software to understand it roughly. This dialect...is really hard to say."

"That is to say~" Yifei looked very distressed: "The key is that Zeng Xiaoxian speaks their dialect is also very biased. The country is so big, and there are not many people who can speak it. It may not be useful to ask for help online."

"Then let them go~" Dali said bluntly.

"Even if I let them go, they won't understand~" Yifei shook his head helplessly: "Bai Zhi, aren't you very smart? Think of a way~"

"No matter how smart you are~" Bai Zhi was very puzzled: "Hey, he always needs someone to communicate with when he comes here, maybe some of their coworkers also understand this dialect, you will know if you ask?"

"It's useless." Yifei shook his head: "Only one old Wang from their decoration team can understand, but I can't get through to him. He seems to be in the mountains now, and his mobile phone has no signal."

"That's troublesome." Bai Zhi curled her lips, the language barrier is really troublesome~

Yifei had a frowning face: "Zhang Wei, aren't you learning Cantonese? Otherwise, wait for you?"

"How can this Cantonese and Fudong dialect be the same?" Zhang Wei put down the book and said helplessly, "But it doesn't matter. I'm a lawyer, and communication is my strong point. I can still communicate with my eyes and gestures."

Zhao Haitang didn't give up the chance to beat Zhang Wei at all, and said disdainfully: "Hey~ Is Lawyer Zhang so good? Then you can show us?"

"Then I'll demonstrate it to you." Zhang Wei closed his eyes and took a deep breath.

He opened his eyes, shook his head regretfully, and waved his hands.

Yifei stared and nodded: "Well, I really understand, you did a good job."

"What's the matter, I will too?" Zhao Haitang was not happy when he heard it, he stood up and gestured left and right, and the few people watching were confused.

Dali complained in a daze: "I only saw anger."

Zhao Haitang explained helplessly: "What I danced just now was that the square inch was chaotic, the Lingtai collapsed, the sky was high and the sea was wide, and the view of desire..."

"Speak in human language." Zhang Wei twitched the corners of his mouth, making people unable to understand what he said and danced. . .

"What he meant was: my heart is broken, the world is so big, you should go and have a look, you can go." Bai Zhi explained to them helplessly.

"Hey, Uncle Bai still understands me." Zhao Haitang patted the table.

Bai Zhi shook her head: "Brother, can I call you brother? They can't even speak Mandarin, do you think they will understand what you mean by 'the world is so big, you should go and see it'?"

Zhao Haitang was taken aback for a moment, even a little confused: "Oh, yes~"

The world is so big, I want to go and see is a popular saying on the Internet this year, but do you expect two people who can't even read Chinese characters to go online?Let alone understand the meaning of this sentence. . .

Yifei covered her forehead: "Zhang Wei, you will come tomorrow."

"Hey, people nowadays~ are too realistic, not at all poetic." Zhao Haitang shook his head, Yifei didn't use him, which made him very helpless.

"You are poetic. Last time you told the express train master to wait for him under a cloud like a kitten, but he hung up the phone and canceled our order."

"...".

Chapter 1441

"However, I have learned a kind of yoga that can concentrate energy before. It can stimulate the language learning area of ​​the brain in a short period of time, greatly improving memory and learning ability. There are only a few hundred words in daily communication, and I can do it while doing it. Yoga, while learning Fudong, maybe it can come in handy.”

"Yoga still has this function? Then why do I become more and more stupid the more I learn?" Yu Mo felt something wrong when she heard it. She practiced yoga every day now, but she didn't see that her learning ability became stronger. She couldn't even memorize the knowledge of pregnancy health care .

As she spoke, Yu Mo looked at Bai Zhi resentfully, and Bai Zhi coughed: "Cough~ well, you became stupid purely because of pregnancy, it has nothing to do with yoga, and to reach the realm that Dali said, you need a certain foundation."

"What basis?" Yu Mo obviously felt powerless about her IQ, and felt very uncomfortable being crushed by Baizhi, so she heard that there was a way to change herself, so she~ asked.

Bai Zhi rubbed her chin, and then thought about what to say: "Let me tell you this~ When you were learning - you have listened to songs, right?"

"I've heard it~ What's the matter?"

"Then do you feel that some people will be distracted if they listen to songs and study, while others will be more efficient when they listen to songs and study?" Bai Zhi gave an example.

"Is there?" Yu Mo scratched his head: "I was distracted at the party while listening to the song, and any of you will increase your study efficiency when listening to the song."

Zhao Haitang raised his hand: "That's right, when I listen to a song, my inspiration will explode, and I can think of a very good dance, which is much faster than when I don't listen to the song."

Bai Zhi nodded: "Yoga is also the same, why? Zhao Haitang can find the rhythm of the song, so when he choreographs the dance, it is easy to create a good dance.

And using yoga to stimulate the language learning area, the first basic element is that you have to learn some yoga as simple as holding chopsticks and serving water. In this way, blood circulation will be promoted, the brain will be active, and learning efficiency will increase. Yes, and because your yoga movements have become instinctive, this will not distract you at all, so that you can do what she said. "

"But Dali doesn't seem to be good at yoga either~" Zhang Wei said weakly.

Bai Zhi shook her head calmly: "Sorry, it's not because of yoga that she can learn so fast."

"What's the reason for that?"

"She has a strong learning ability. This has been cultivated since she was a child. It has nothing to do with yoga. If yoga is really so useful, then my memory ability should be much stronger than hers. But in fact, my memory ability is much better than hers. The learning ability is really not as good as Dali." Bai Zhi said frankly that her learning ability is not as good as Dali.

He can understand more, it's all because of hacking, it has nothing to do with learning ability.

Yifei sighed, and went astray as she spoke: "Okay, it doesn't matter to me how good your learning ability is, and I don't care if you do face painting, yoga, or dancing, I welcome whatever you can accomplish. But as soon as possible, if two more walls are smashed, my new house will become a gazebo."

"..."

As soon as Yifei finished speaking, Lu Ziqiao was assisted by Curry Sauce and walked in with difficulty, falling three steps at a time, Bai Zhi was really afraid that he would fall to the ground just like that.

Yu Mo asked worriedly: "Zi Qiao? Are you okay? I heard that you ate dark food for a few days?"

"Ouch~" Lu Ziqiao immediately had the urge to vomit when he heard the words "Dark Cuisine", and waved his hand: "Can we not mention this? I've spent the whole afternoon in the toilet now, and I'm doing it all I have no strength."

Looking at Lu Ziqiao's pale face, Yu Mo felt that these words were quite convincing: "By the way, I heard from Baibai that you seem to have sold some, how much did you sell?"

"Well, more than a dozen boxes of Angelica dahurica molds were sold, but only one box of small meal replacement cakes was sold, but he made a mistake in placing the order and wanted to return it, but I refused him."

"Not bad~ This is much better than you not being popular for three days." Yifei nodded.

But Lu Ziqiao shook his head very pessimistically: "I can't say that. It's okay if not a single box is sold. At least no one will know about the transformation in the future. But now there is a little popularity, but it's not popular at all. If you want to transform, just It’s going to be a bit troublesome to have to take into account what those viewers think.”

"It doesn't matter." Bai Zhi shook her head: "It's okay for the transition of millions of anchors, but for you few people, nothing matters at all."

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"Uncle, I think you can still call Uncle Bai for your next live broadcast. Although he is sometimes very eye-catching, he can be your partner~ By then, you will have some fan base, or you can find suitable live content for you. It's not too late~"

"Don't." Bai Zhi shook her head: "I don't really want to do this. Those who broadcast live are uncles. It's better for me to open my own shop in peace, so that I can make a living and have time to do what I want to do."

live streaming?That's impossible, and it's not that Bai Zhi doesn't know that live broadcasting will be a very popular profession in the future, but he only thought about entering the online shopping business first, but he didn't think about live broadcasting.

Because the water is too deep, it's too tiring to play, those who don't join the guild will be squeezed out, can't make much money, and those who have a guild will be exploited by the guild. This thing is simply a small entertainment circle.

......  

It's just that, even though it's like this: "I can help you get some popularity, but to retain the audience, you still have to rely on yourself, and it also depends on what content you want to broadcast live. If you go live to pick up girls, I can't help you." you."

"Okay~" Lu Ziqiao also understood this meaning, and he had to rely on himself to sell things. The traffic attracted by Baizhi, just like today's, can basically be said to be one-off.

While they were talking, Meijia also came out of the room, and she said happily: "Hey, come and see the new packaging I designed for the little cake."

Speaking of Meijia taking out a mobile phone case from behind, several people were a little puzzled, Yu Mo blinked, and asked strangely: "The packaging of the small cake, why did you take out the mobile phone case?"

Soon, Zhang Wei opened the phone case, okay!Now Yumo doesn't need to ask, Meijia wants to use this as a new packaging, Zhang Wei complained silently: "Pack it in a mobile phone box, and when the time comes, the accused of fraud, I can't help you."

"Don't you think this looks very high-end?" Meijia said excitedly.

Bai Zhi sighed: "Meijia, you'd better think of a package yourself~ Even if it is high-end, it has nothing to do with you."

"Besides, who would buy something just because the box looks good?" Zhao Haitang said angrily.

Then all the girls raised their hands, Zhao Haitang was very helpless. . .earth.

Chapter 1442

It was obvious that Zhao Haitang couldn't understand girls' thinking, otherwise he wouldn't have chased Dali for so long and still couldn't catch up with Dali. Of course, it may be because Dali's thinking is different from ordinary girls.

"Zi Qiao, have you thought about what to do tomorrow?" Bai Zhi asked suddenly.

"I don't know." Lu Ziqiao replied weakly: "In addition to squatting in the pit, I am on the way to squat. I am always thinking about what posture to use to save some energy, so I don't have the energy to think about tomorrow's live broadcast. Ah? What do you guys think? In the end, it’s the kind that won’t hurt the body and everyone likes it. It’s better to keep it simple.”

Lu Ziqiao really didn't have the energy to think now, Bai Zhi listened to him, it felt as if his strength had been exhausted by speaking.

"Then you have no other choice but to be handsome." Bai Zhi pouted and said helplessly: "Besides, if you are handsome, others may not like to watch it. It's simpler. What do you think? It's up to you to do it?"

"That's a bit more difficult. In short, don't eat dark dishes." Lu Zi09 Qiao now thinks of that taste, and his stomach churns again.

Bai Zhi propped her chin with her hand: "Actually, there are still many things that make money by doing live broadcasting. Games are the most common, the most common, and the most common. All kinds of games, even if the level is poor, as long as you It can be said that it is enough to be an entertainment anchor.

The second is outdoor live broadcast, but this kind of live broadcast requires a lot of time and capital investment, such as traveling ~ living abroad ~ or large-scale events.

Then there is singing, but basically there are more girls, and it is linked to appearance, so don’t think about it, and no one will watch it if you do it, it’s just a waste of time.

The second is the food anchor, which is the so-called food broadcast, but they are obviously much more sensible than you. They go to eat all kinds of food instead of overeating at home.

The next one is dancing and chatting live streaming. Similarly, this type is more suitable for girls. Although men also have it, girls dancing are indeed more attractive. I also suggest that you don’t consider this.

The last is the live broadcast of large-scale events. This type of live broadcast has its own traffic, but the premise is that you can speak, explain, and have a sufficient understanding of the game. This is similar to the first point, except that this type requires The most important thing is theoretical strength.

How about it?Of the things I said, which one do you want to do? "

"..." Lu Ziqiao held back with a solemn expression, then suddenly his stomach groaned, and he said helplessly, "What did you just say?"

"..."

Mmp, believe it or not, I'll beat you to death?

Bai Zhi has scolded Lu Ziqiao ten thousand times in her heart, I said a lot just now, you want me to repeat it?Do you not want to live anymore, or do you think your life is too long?

"Cough~" Even the curry sauce saw that something was wrong, so he hurried out to smooth things over: "I think it's better for uncle to do outdoor live broadcasts. Some don’t need it, after all, this kind of live broadcast is still very widespread.”

"Ah~~" Lu Ziqiao groaned again, "What did you just say?"

"..." Curry Sauce understood Bai Zhi's feelings now, and said something himself, but this guy didn't hear it again.

Bai Zhi patted her forehead: "I think you'd better talk about it after you've done it~"

"Don't talk about drawing words, can you? I don't want to squat now." Lu Ziqiao said in pain.

"Oh~" Bai Zhi nodded, and then the second grader shouted: "Hot girl is hot, hot girl is hot, hot girl is la la la~~"

"..."

"Gulu~" Lu Ziqiao's face contorted for a moment, her stomach rumbled in a suitable way, and then she walked slowly to the toilet, but her heart was very anxious, and it was not until she entered the toilet that a roar came from inside: "Bai Zhi, I'm not done with you..."

"Wait until you can come out of the toilet and then talk to me like that~" Bai Zhi sneered fiercely, she doesn't look like a person anymore, she dared to threaten herself.

Everyone felt a chill, and they couldn't hold back Bai Zhi's baseness, but. . .They like. . .

. . . . . .

Early the next morning, Bai Zhi came out of the room, stretched her waist, and saw that Dali had woken up early, so Bai Zhi said hello: "Dali, good morning~"

"Good morning, Lao Bai."

"Xueba is different. He was holding a book and chewing on it early in the morning." Bai Zhi saw Dali holding a book early in the morning, and judging by her appearance, she should have woken up early.

"Get used to it, learn Fudong language early, and help Teacher Hu earlier." Dali explained casually.

Bai Zhi just gave a faint 'hmm', and walked into the toilet. It didn't take long before he heard his surprised voice, ran out and asked, "Eh? Why is the toilet blocked? And the paper is gone, I just What about the roll of paper from the supermarket?"

"Last night, Lao Bula was hungry all night, and all the paper he bought was used up." Dali explained.

"The toilet is blocked?" Bai Zhi twitched the corner of her mouth: "This guy has eaten so many Yifei's dark dishes and done so many scientific experiments before, and it's okay, but now he's doing this once. , it seems that this is not an ordinary dark dish~"

"Actually, I don't think there is any need for Lao Bu to eat like this. The core of eating and broadcasting is to eat delicious food, not hype. I always feel that Lao Bu is a little bit wasteful." Analyzing vigorously and rationally, in fact, these words, she had already I wanted to say it, but I didn't know how to say it.

"It would be nice if things were as simple as you said." Bai Zhi rubbed her eyebrows. He might not know what Dali said. He has his own advantages. He at least has an idea of ​​how to develop which industries, but Why didn't he say it?In other words, it is useless to say: "Let me tell you like this~

Ziqiao used to be short on money, so he never picks food. As long as it fills his stomach and tastes good, he can eat it. Maybe he will go to science someday because he has no money. Experiment, try something to eat and drink, firstly, you can make money, and secondly, you can grab some food and drink.

As a result, his sense of taste can only roughly distinguish the two extremes of delicious and unpalatable. If you want him to eat delicious food and express his feelings, it is basically impossible, let alone taste What does it smell like, tell me how you feel. "

"Then why don't you tell Old Bu directly?"