Bitch living in an apartment

"Hmm~" Bai Zhi scratched her head: "Let me give you an example~ A few years ago, when I first lived in the love apartment, I wanted to find a job because I was too bored, do you remember this matter? "

"I remember." Of course Lu Ziqiao remembered, everyone was not familiar with Bai Zhi at that time, and they didn't know that Bai Zhi was an invisible local tyrant, so it was not surprising that this guy went to find a job.

"I remember I met a company once, how should I put it! This company is also a shell company. When I first went there, my impression was that this company was really powerful. The entire corridor was full of interviewees. I I also chatted with the people around me, and found that they applied for everything, including drivers, customer service, administration, and personnel.

But when I went in and chatted with the interviewer, I found that this matter was much more complicated than I thought. "

"How complicated is it? All the test takers in these corridors are trustees?" Lu Ziqiao asked curiously.

"No, these people who are interviewing are really looking for jobs." Bai Zhi shook her head: "It's mainly the interviewers, they are not serious, or, as I said just now, there is no need to recruit people at all. .”

"Nani? There is no demand for recruitment, so they are hiring wool?"

"That's because they want to advertise." Bai Zhi replied flatly.

"Advertising."

"Yes." Bai Zhi nodded: "On the recruitment website, they said that the salary is very good, it can be said that it is the ideal job in most people's minds, so even I was attracted to it, and that's exactly what happened. , There are a lot of people who come to take the test, but they have no need for employment at all. The purpose is to use this recruitment information to advertise their company for free.

How many people come out to work every year?They have no pressure to play such free advertisements, but if they send out all the recruitment needs, they will definitely have to invite people to interview, otherwise they will be noticed, so after facing all the job seekers, they will improve The difficulty of the interview is what I said: pick the bones in the egg. "

"How difficult is it?"

"Let's put it this way~" Bai Zhi snapped her fingers: "I was interviewing for a job as a designer, so do you know what the question he asked was?"

"what?"

"He asked me to introduce the difference between the standard css box model and the lower version IE box model."

"Huh?" Lu Ziqiao was stunned. . . .

Chapter 1353

A question directly confused Lu Ziqiao, what the hell is this? Css?what box He does know IE, IE browser~ the most primitive browser, but he doesn’t know what CSS is, it sounds like some language program: “Does this have anything to do with the profession of a designer?”

"It's a little bit related." Bai Zhi said calmly: "It is necessary for the product manager to draw the prototype, but it is only a little bit, and it is not even superficial."

"Then he still dares to use it as an interview question?" Lu Ziqiao was going crazy. If he encountered such a question, he would directly punch it.

"That's why I said that interviews are difficult. Don't you dare to imagine that their purpose is to get rid of all the people in order to achieve their own advertising goals."

"I'll go..." Lu Ziqiao shook his head, "Then what did you say later?"

"..." Bai Zhi smiled honestly, with a mysterious expression on his face: "It was very unfortunate for them to meet me. Just the night before, when I was chatting with Zhanbo, he talked about this issue. I was bored, so I gave Got it down."

"Just like Teacher Zeng won 500 million?" Lu Ziqiao twitched his lips.

"That's right, answer what you know, and talk nonsense if you don't know, you may not know, and this interviewer doesn't understand this at all." Bai Zhi smiled triumphantly: "His expression is dumbfounded, all the prepared questions, All answered by me."

Lu Ziqiao had a chill, and couldn't help mourning for the interviewer. You will never win against a cheater, and a lucky cheater is also a cheater. You are better than you, a guy who doesn't know the answer. .

"What happened next?" Lu Ziqiao couldn't wait to know the story behind it. If Bai Zhi couldn't be hired at this time, the consequences of this matter would be quite serious.

Bai Zhi seemed to understand what Lu Ziqiao was thinking: "Yes, it's just like what you thought, they were a little guilty when they did this kind of thing, and the interview was not completely closed at that time, and there were people outside listening, if this is not hired, Trouble will arise, so, I managed to get-come to this position."

"That's it?" Lu Ziqiao was a little speechless, why did he feel anticlimactic?

"Of course it won't end like this." Bai Zhi shook her head: "After I was hired, after I signed the contract, they took me to Hengdian on the grounds that I needed training for the job and tests for the internship."

"Hengdian?" Lu Ziqiao exclaimed.

"That's right, everyone who joins the job needs to be an extra for two weeks. Of course, if you have money, you can get it. I remember that it costs more than a dozen yuan an hour~ hehe~"

"I'm a designer, but I need to be an extra? Is there a mistake?" Lu Ziqiao felt that his three views were about to collapse: "What kind of broken company is this? Who will go like this~"

Although Lu Ziqiao has never been an extra actor, there is Yoyo, a senior extra actor, in the apartment. Lu Ziqiao has heard Yoyo and Guan Gu complain about the hard work of extra actors more than once or twice. If it wasn't for her dream, she probably would have given up a long time ago. ?

This is no longer a job of a nature: "What happened later? I remember you didn't do it at all, did you?"

"Of course, do I look like such a stupid person?" Bai Zhi curled her lips: "I directly took the contract and found a lawyer and handed over the lawyer's letter to the other party. Guess what I found?"

"What did you find?" Lu Ziqiao stared nervously at Bai Zhi.

"This company can't be called a company at all. When they are recruiting, they take the advertisements of other companies by the way, and use the recruitment to advertise. If they meet someone who can make trouble like me, they will send them directly to Hengdian. , using the test as an excuse to let you play tricks, as for two weeks, hehehe, when you ask whether you passed the test or not, that is when you will be expelled.

In other words, the essence of this company is not a company at all, but a brokerage company that specializes in providing extras and group performances, and they don't even know whether they have registered or not.And when I asked a lawyer to send a lawyer's letter, the brokerage company was registered, but it was indeed a shell company, just like the Lightning Gorge, which was better than the Lightning Gorge.

Guess what, under such circumstances, I am going to call the police!Still, call the police!Or, what about calling the police? "

"Fuck, what kind of scheming is this~" Lu Ziqiao hurriedly felt a trace of coolness between his brows, and if such a routine appeared here, he would never be able to avoid this serial trick~

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Does he think he should thank the other party for not hiring him?

"So, although I don't know how many of these companies are real, they definitely do not exceed 20.00%. In other words, it is very likely that 80.00% of them are entrusted by others, or some companies and institutions, for the sake of Advertising, but not recruiting."

"I'll go, how can I tell the difference?" Lu Ziqiao wanted to come to the door to refund the money, but how could he admit it?What he can do is to make the 600 yuan more worthwhile. If he can find a job, he will not care about this little money.

"Simple, if you encounter such demanding people, don't use hard steel. If you can't do it, you will be stared at. Just hang up.

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Also, I believe in a truth that the interview is a process of mutual selection. If the other party puts on a high-spirited attitude, don't think about it, just hang up, because they are also afraid of losing a real talent for those who really need to recruit, and they will not To show your face.If you encounter someone with a bad attitude, it can only mean that they know they don't want to recruit people, so they will show you face.

Finally, and the most important point, is the issue of money. If the other party asks you to pay the training fee, just slap him directly. The louder the better, you are welcome.But you probably won't be fooled by the last one. "

"Of course, who needs to pay for recruiting people?" Lu Ziqiao laughed out loud.

Ps: The above routines are my personal experience. If you are looking for a job friend, keep your eyes open and don’t worry. There are actually many such routines. It is best to search online with Sky Eye or other official search websites to find a job. Is the company really registered?What’s more, if you look for a job online, if you see companies that are recruiting for various positions all year round, most of them are advertising. It’s a waste of time to go to such a company.

Of course, the most important point is also mentioned above. When you join a company, no matter what the other party says to pay training fees, or what dormitory and food expenses, do not pay, don’t pay, don’t pay, important things must be paid. Say it three times, because this is a violation of labor law.earth.

Chapter 1354

"Hey, here we go, let's try it~" While Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao were talking, this interview video came again: "Remember what I said~ Don't be too anxious, take your time, and confirm whether you are really recruiting. "

"Understood." Lu Ziqiao nodded.

After connecting the video call, Lu Ziqiao showed a signature smile, but then his face froze, and Bai Zhi also spat out the water in his mouth: "Yu Mo?"

"Huh? Zi Qiao? For nothing?"

The one on the other end of the video is Yu Mo. She seems to be in a cosmetics store at this time, but what Bai Zhi doesn't know is why she appears there. It's okay to put it on your face.

But Yu Mo didn't go there often, mainly because he was afraid of seeing these things and couldn't help but get started, so he left everything to Bai Zhi and the store manager.

And didn't Yu Mo go shopping with Mika today?Why are you recruiting.

"Yu Mo, are you also recruiting?" Bai Zhi twitched her lips.

Yu Mo smiled: "That's right~ I told you before that I want to open a branch, have you forgotten? Am I not looking for a store manager in advance? My branch will be renovated soon, I'll just send someone, and I can settle down early and wait for delivery, is Ziqiao going to recruit?"

"How did you think of using this software to recruit?" Bai Zhi twitched her lips. He just said that 80.00% of this software is trustworthy, but Yu Mo bumped into him. This was a slap in the face~

"It was recommended by Meijia. Is there any problem with this?"

"Of course there is a problem. Here are all related accounts like Ziqiao who pay money. It is difficult to find a capable store manager, let alone find it as soon as possible." Bai Zhi breathed a sigh of relief. It makes sense, she and Lu Ziqiao cheated together, it's normal to recommend this.

"Hey, I'm still here~ You don't have to hurt me so much, do you?" Lu Ziqiao was not happy, what is a relationship account?I made a mistake in paying the money and asked for a recommendation: "It's true that Meijia has a job and she can introduce her husband. It's really an elbow~"

"Hey, Lu Ziqiao, you're not here, how do you know I haven't introduced you?" Meijia entered the scene dissatisfied, and almost quarreled with Lu Ziqiao.

Yu Mo said helplessly: "Mei Jia also told me about you, but I passed."

"Why?" Lu Ziqiao was very puzzled, and glanced at Bai Zhi, who shrugged, indicating that he didn't know either.

Only then did Yu Mo calmly explain: "Because you are not suitable. First of all, you don't know much about cosmetics. As a store manager, you need to be familiar with the effects, prices and usage methods of each cosmetic, otherwise it will be like the last time we Like going on vacation, Yoyo's face was turned into charcoal by Mika...

Secondly, most of the cosmetics stores are girls, and the customers are also girls. Your character is really not that good. Meijia and I are worried about throwing you in the crowd of women. What if you go back to your old business? "

"Wow, isn't it~ I..."

Bai Zhi patted him on the shoulder and shook his head: "Stop talking, even I was banned from entering and exiting Yumo's cosmetics store before, you? Let's forget it~ Your character is not as good as mine~"

"..."

Ok!Thinking of Bai Zhi who was even expelled as Yu Mo's girlfriend, he felt a lot more balanced, and Mei Jia obviously did not trust Bai Zhi as much as Yu Mo did, so this reason was not difficult for him to accept.

Seeing that Lu Ziqiao had given up on this matter, Bai Zhi couldn't help comforting him: "Although I can't let you be the store manager, if I can make the decision and let you sell the cosmetics in the store, we will give you a commission, but the premise is that you have to pass the store manager's approval. interview."

"Really?" Lu Ziqiao's eyes lit up. This was a good idea. As for the manager's test, he didn't take it to heart at all, and he didn't know where his self-confidence came from.

"Of course, when did I ever lie to you?" Bai Zhi raised her eyebrows, and then continued: "Yu Mo, don't recruit people here, change to another place, it really doesn't work here."

"Okay~ By the way, what are you doing?"

For a while, this interview software became a chat video, but it is really a fate that we can meet each other like this~

"Zi Qiao is in the interview, and I'm helping him analyze the problem!" Bai Zhi patted Lu Zi Qiao on the chest: "This guy is too memorized, and he has always turned his face without a few words. When someone rejects him, he can find 1 reasons. ......"

"Who said that?" Lu Ziqiao was dissatisfied: "I chose carefully. If it is not suitable, you can tell it in a few words. This is my ability, okay? I have only 24 hours as a member, how can I waste it so much?" Is it time?"

"All right, all right, whatever you say is fine." Bai Zhi curled her lips, and she didn't know who was crying, "Don't shut it up, don't shut it up~" shouted: "Yu Mo, come back early, I have prepared something for you." My special millet porridge is delicious and not fat."

"Can I eat it?" Meijia was immediately envious. It's great to have such a boyfriend who can make things~ Millet porridge can be made into tricks. . .

"Okay, you guys come back early."

"Then let's go back now." Meijia said and turned off the video directly. It was quite dazzling that the above interviews had ended. . .

Lu Ziqiao rubbed his eyebrows: "When did you prepare millet porridge? Why can't I smell it at all?"

"Half an hour later." Bai Zhi twitched her mouth, went straight to the kitchen, pulled out her apron and put it on.

Lu Ziqiao shook his head, hey, this bastard can afford to raise a child by playing sculpture at home, but he can't even find a job after searching for a long time, hey, now he finally knows why Bai Zhi used to go to the bar with him, but Bai Zhi hit on him The success rate is a hundred times higher than his.

A person with real kung fu is different from 2.9~ Just because of his ability to make millet porridge, if he didn't know Bai Zhi's character, Lu Ziqiao doubted whether this guy would directly cut off the corners of his own walls. . .

"Exploring the colorful colors, impressing the heart, flowers blooming, and the fragrance lingering far and wide..." Bai Zhi turned on the induction cooker, humming a song in her mouth, and prepared to make this special millet porridge. . .

Lu Ziqiao is still waiting for the interview to start. It is said that the interview will start at any time, but anyway, Bai Zhi has told Lu Ziqiao all the routines. Bai Zhi will not care about what will happen to him. If he thinks that 600 yuan will be earned Come back, then let him make money.

However, Bai Zhi, who knew the software routine, felt that it was impossible for Lu Ziqiao to find a job here, after all, there were not many bosses really recruited. . . .

Chapter 1355

The next day, Yu Mo was sorting out the things he bought yesterday while humming a song. Bai Zhi stretched his waist and came in from the outside: "Yu Mo, you look very happy~ Did you buy something good?"

"Look." Yu Mo took out a piece of clothing from the pile of things: "Isn't it cute?"

Bai Zhi frowned, this is a baby's clothes, no, there are two pieces, and they are exactly the same, from Bai Zhi's point of view, this dress is well-behaved and cute, but it's just: "Yu Mo, are you Wrong purchase? Is your due date in October, and it will still be very hot in our place at that time? Did you buy such thick clothes to kill the baby from the heat?"

"Ah?" Yu Mo was stunned: "Oh, it doesn't matter, anyway, it will be cold in a few months, this can be used."

"What about the clothes you wore when you were born?"

"Again... continue to buy~" Yu Mo explained weakly, after a long time, she went shopping all day yesterday, but she still didn't buy the right things for 09?It is really speechless.

Bai Zhi shook her head: "Okay~ I bought it as soon as I bought it, and it's good to use it, but it's still too early to prepare the baby's things, at least one or two months before the birth~ You have to do it now What's the matter~ Just pay attention to yourself, don't suffer from heat stroke, don't be too tired, and the most important thing is, don't miss the yoga class, and stick to it until one month before the birth."

"I see, how can I be tired? I used to wear high heels and go shopping for a day without getting tired, and now I am even less tired."

"Yeah." Bai Zhi didn't want to talk too much, as long as she could remember: "By the way, I'm going to help Zi Qiao move the room. If you are bored, you can watch prenatal education videos or play games. If you are too bored, you can Look for Xiao Hei and see if he has any novelties."

"Move the room? Where did you move?"

"3601 ah~"

"Ah? Then this 3601...doesn't it just live in five people? Why didn't Meijia move in there?" Yu Mo was stunned, now 3602 is almost completely vacant, only Zhang Wei and Curry Sauce live there , and if Zeng Xiaoxian is not counted in 3601, there are four of them, why move here?

"Hey, you girls have too many things. It's more convenient to move Ziqiao's things." Bai Zhi shook her head, seeing the dolls in Meijia's place, Bai Zhi and Zhang Wei decisively chose to help Lu Ziqiao Moving here can save a lot of time and effort.

As for the number of people, hehe, just kidding, it's the same as Lu Ziqiao didn't live here before, and there will be fewer people in their 3601. . .

"Okay~ then you go~"

Bai Zhi went outside and found Meijia coming in and out of the room, Bai Zhi went in and took a look, it was a mess, it didn't look like she was going to move at all: "Meijia, what's the situation here?"

"Ah?" Meijia heard Bai Zhi's voice, and recovered from tidying up the room: "Oh, Ziqiao is moving here, I have to tidy up and throw away all the useless things, otherwise I won't be able to put them down at all. Yes, you can help move some small things over here first, and I'll finish sorting it out right away."

"Where's Joe?"

"He still has an hour of membership, so he has to hurry up for an interview, and start moving when he's done."

"Oh~ that's fine, I'll wait next door first."