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"Are you so sure that I've been involved in some kind of lawsuit and I need you to uphold justice for me?" Dali smiled helplessly: "Or because of the lawyer's relationship, everyone seems to be a person who can do business?"

Zhang Wei was a little stunned: "It's not that you need legal aid, and you don't seem to be looking for me to reminisce about the past, right? Then why can you look for me?"

"Indeed, I didn't come to you to catch up on the old days, I came to you to be my boyfriend."

"..." Bai Zhi nearly choked himself to death with a sip of saliva. Zhang Wei saw Bai Zhi's cough and didn't understand why his reaction was so strong, so he asked curiously, "What ticket?"

"Boyfriend means boyfriend." Bai Zhi glanced at Zhang Wei speechlessly.

"Ah?" Zhang Wei was stunned by the news. Thinking about it, it's true. If you are single for thousands of years, if you meet a girl you have known for less than three days and ask you to be a boyfriend, then your first thought is to be happy. .

Then after calming down for a while, I was a little suspicious. Could it be that this girl killed 09 and asked me to take over?As for being conquered by his own personality charm, well, it is not impossible, but the possibility is almost zero. What kind of personality charm can he have?If so, can you still be single until now?

Zhang Wei is naturally the same. In fact, the beatings given to him by the world have basically made him lose the excitement of picking up money. If one day he picks up the money, he might be terrified that someone is going to set him up.

So when he encounters such a good thing, he will be happy, but at the same time, he also feels that someone is joking with him.

"Hey~~ Stop making trouble, we don't know each other, what are you doing male tickets~"

But she didn't mean to be joking at all: "My name is Zhuge Dali, I am 20 years old, Sagittarius, female, male, height 162, weight 48, like playing games and traveling, my resume has been sent to you It's in the mailbox, please check it."

Zhang Wei was confused by her barrage, is this a blind date or an interview?Why is it the same as when he was applying for a girlfriend~ He couldn't make up his mind, so he looked at Bai Zhi, she was an expert, and he needed Bai Zhi to judge the purpose of this little girl.

But Bai Zhi acted as if she didn't hear, Zhang Wei had no choice but to rely on himself.

Of course he wouldn't just look at the mailbox just like that. To be honest, he felt very weird. If he did, it would really be the same as an interview. It was far from what love looks like in his mind.

"Uh~~that..." Zhang Wei closed the computer directly: "Xiao Zhu~"

"My name is Zhuge."

"Little Ge~"

"You should still call me Dali~"

"That, Xiaoli~" Zhang Wei was really pushed to the point of the knife, mainly because he really couldn't understand the problem: "Look, we've only known each other for a few minutes, or we should make friends first... "

"No, I'm not here to expand the list, I'm here to leave the group."

"Expansion? Leaving the group?" Zhang Wei was even more confused.

Curry Sauce also learned from Bai Zhi and explained to him: "Expanding the friend list, breaking away from the couple and going to the death group is to have a date with you."

"But... why?"

"Because, I plan to fall in love at the age of 20."

"...No, I mean, why did you choose me? What if I have a partner?"

Zhuge Dali seriously grabbed the flyer next to him and read it out: "I am single and can adapt to super long hours and high-intensity work. Welcome to consult. Lawyer Zhang, I appreciate your work attitude, although you It's bronze, but sooner or later it will be king."

"How do you know that I'm bronze?" Zhang Wei felt a little guilty, and it was obvious from the first meeting that he was really broken. If anyone can see this, what will he do in the future?

Of course, you have to ask clearly, so that you can correct it in time.

"Want to know? Be my boyfriend and get to know me~"

Going around and getting back to this matter, Zhang Wei's heart is complicated. Judging from the performance just now, it seems that it is not because of a murder that he is asked to take over, but the other party has no shyness about such things as falling in love. After he said it, he felt furious in his heart, just like a master in love, talking about such things is not awkward at all.

But he is shy~ and judging from the way he speaks, the two people's views on love are obviously very different.

Zhang Wei knew that he couldn't wait now, so he directly stopped Dali with gestures and continued: "Wait a minute, sit down for a while, let me calm down first, and you also calm down by the way."

Speaking of Zhang Wei, he pulled Bai Zhi aside, his mind is a mess now, and he urgently needs someone to sort it out for him.

And Baizhi is undoubtedly the best candidate. . .

"Bai Zhi, did you hear that just now?"

"No, I didn't hear anything."

"..." Zhang Wei's heart was broken: "Brother, stop playing with me, have you seen what she means?"

"How do you think about it? Isn't it obvious that people want you to be their boyfriend?"

"Is there no other purpose?" Zhang Wei obviously didn't believe it.

"What can you have that is worthy of others' concern?"

"That's not necessarily true." Zhang Wei said calmly: "Don't forget that Mo Mo, who not only took a fancy to my money, but also to me, I almost got into big trouble and was almost cheated. I have to be more vigilant, brother, don’t you claim to be a god of iron? Just do me a favor and find out her real purpose~”

"Okay~" Bai Zhi pursed her lips: "It's actually easy to know her real purpose, just promise her?"

"Are you playing with me? Is there no other way? I'm afraid that when I don't even have any bones left, I'm really finished."

"Okay, okay..." Bai Zhi stopped his anxiety: "Zhang Wei, I didn't blame you, but you were stunned by this news. You didn't care about a lot of information she said, otherwise you would have discovered a lot of things. questionable."

"Problem? What's the problem?" Zhang Wei's mind is now confused, how could he find the problem!He felt that such a good thing could not happen to him.

Bai Zhi sighed: "First of all, she said that she is a graduate student, 20 years old, hehe, what are you doing at 20 years old? Just started college, right? She is already a graduate student. Of course, there are also top students in this world. If you're lying, she is a better student than Yifei.

You have to pay attention to this, this is a saint, no, it should be said to be a future saint, of course, she said that she is a Sagittarius, not a Leo, this is very important, it shows that she is very strong, but not as strong as Yifei . "

"...".

Chapter 1351

After listening to Bai Zhi's words, he thought of Yifei's appearance again, and he was terrified in his heart. Although Bai Zhi said that Zhuge Dali was not as exaggerated as Yifei, he was more of a schoolmaster than Yifei, wasn't he? No one knows how exaggerated it is, but judging from this incident, she is indeed extremely powerful.

Bai Zhi continued to analyze as if she hadn't seen Zhang Wei's expression: "Sometimes, the way a person speaks can tell a person's personality, and combined with her real information, you can completely guess the truth of what the other person is doing. Purpose."

"Then what is her real purpose?" Zhang Wei finally heard the key point, couldn't help being shocked, and listened carefully.

"Simple, use this information, and then reason with what she said." Bai Zhi stretched out her finger: "First, she is a super academic, it is undeniable, this kind of people have a common characteristic: self-discipline, They have super self-discipline; second, she said, she plans to start dating at the age of 20, and the second characteristic comes, planning; then, her reasoning can accurately reason out where you live, which shows her And super logical, this is the third point.

Then, fourthly, you are meeting for the second time, but she asks you to be her boyfriend, that is, her boyfriend, and sends her resume to your email without saying a word, which shows that she is very sensible, even if it is For such a big emotional matter, she can put aside some emotional things and speak in an orderly manner. "

"What does all this mean?"

"Don't worry." Bai Zhi stretched out her finger: "Only by analyzing a person's character can one analyze a person's weaknesses, strengths, and even goals and ideas. Such a girl with strict self-discipline, planning, logic, and reason, There would be a very glaring weakness."

"What weakness?"

"Insufficient emotional intelligence, that is, the legendary straight man, oh no, she is a girl, that is a straight woman."

"Ah? What kind of weakness is this?" Zhang Wei found that it seemed a bit out of rhythm: "No, why do I want her weakness? I'm asking about the purpose¨‖."

"Oh~" Bai Zhi reacted and cut directly to the point: "I mean, she has a very rational brain, so her feelings are all decisions made by reason, plus several other characteristics, I have every reason to believe that , she doesn't like you in any way, she just needs you to cooperate with her to do an experiment."

"Experiment? Human experiment?"

"Idiot, it's a love experiment." Bai Zhi patted Zhang Wei's head: "To put it simply, have you played the game?"

"I've played~ What's the matter?"

"She just treats you as a small boss for gaining experience. The first boss to clear is of course a boss that is easy to pass. That is to say, what she values ​​is not your strengths, but that you are easier to chase, understand. Yet?"

"..." Zhang Wei finally understood, he stared at Bai Zhi with wide eyes: "You mean, she is playing with my feelings?"

"No, not really." Bai Zhi shrugged.

"But you clearly said that she just regarded me as a small boss? Isn't this just throwing away after getting experience?"

"That's right." Bai Zhi grabbed his shoulders: "But it's also possible that the boss pushed the character~"

"What do you mean?" Zhang Wei scratched his head in doubt.

Bai Zhi stretched out a finger: "The first small boss is indeed the easiest, but it's not that no one can't beat the first boss~ On the contrary, as a novice village boss, the only ones you can fight are novices, do you understand? "

"I understand the truth, but does it have anything to do with what you said?"

"I mean, since she regards you as the little boss of Novice Village, it means that she is also a novice. Compared with those old fritters with hundreds of levels, does this novice have a better chance for you? ?”

"You mean? I accept her offer."

"Hey~~" Bai Zhi breathed a sigh of relief, and finally understood, it's not easy: "There is no reason to talk about feelings, she is indeed very rational now, but if you are together, she will be in your place." She runs away after collecting experience on her body, but at this time she has feelings for you, do you think she will run away?"

"Um, probably not?" Zhang Wei shook his head.

"So~ a piece of white paper is the easiest to paint on. Only masters like to paint on graffiti paper. You are not a master, so you can only find a piece of white paper. This white paper is this Zhuge Dali. Think about it~ After this village, there will be no such shop.”

"But... How can we talk about things like falling in love casually?" Zhang Wei is still struggling. Although he knows that this is a good opportunity, it is obviously not in line with his view of love!

"So let me ask you to think about it~ If your reason can overcome your view of love, then you accept it, if you can't, then reject it. There is no right or wrong in this kind of thing, only your love and my wish." Bai Zhi After speaking, he pointed to his own eyes, and left 3602 on his own, letting Zhang Wei think about it.

Zhang Wei is such a person, with a more traditional personality, causing his current thinking to still stay in the concepts of the older generation.

Bai Zhi doesn't know whether this concept is right or wrong, but Zhang Wei's thoughts can't keep up with the trend. After all, this is a fast-growing era, life is like this, and so are feelings.

Zhang Wei was stunned for a few minutes, and when he came back to his senses, he found that Bai Zhi had disappeared. He was a little entangled in whether he wanted to have sex with this heroine, even though Bai Zhi had said a lot, he still couldn't make up his mind.

In other words, after Bai Zhi left 3602 and returned to 3601, she found that Lu Ziqiao was still in the interview, leaning against the wall, looking like she was doing push-ups against the wall, and she didn't know if she would be beaten to death if she cheated like this.

Bai Zhi didn't bother him, just heard him say to the other side of the video: "` ‖120 two, one hundred two (Manuo Zhao) thirteen, as you can see, I have a strong body and I am fully qualified for fitness guidance work."

"Hey, Mr. Lu, we will think about it."

"Still thinking about it? Then I'm going to make a big move." Lu Ziqiao supported the door panel with one hand, then "difficultly" replaced one hand with a finger, and then propped it up and down, still uttering little by little gasps.

Although Bai Zhi couldn't see the expression on the other side, he had a hunch that he would definitely be rejected in the next second. Sure enough, the other party didn't say anything, and just hung up the video.

"Hey?" Lu Ziqiao waved his hands impatiently, "What's going on?"

Bai Zhi leaned against the sofa, holding a magazine, and said calmly: "Your breathing is not normal."

"Impossible, I've worked so hard to perform that I'm out of breath, even the best movie star can't have my lifelike pursuit."

"I'm talking about your rhythm...".

Chapter 1352

"what does it mean?"

"It's just that your breathing rhythm is wrong." Bai Zhi shrugged and continued to explain to Lu Ziqiao: "These fitness trainers, especially the capable ones, are experts, and they know how to coordinate with the breathing rhythm to save energy and achieve fitness The purpose, so people only need to listen to the rhythm of your panting to know whether you are really capable or not."

"Is it as dangerous as you said?" Lu Ziqiao obviously didn't believe it, mainly because he didn't know what Bai Zhi said.

"This aspect of fitness is actually not intuitive, but you know it when you sing. You can try it yourself. If you suddenly stop breathing when singing a vibrato, what will happen?"

Bai Zhi didn't have any more explanations, but let Lu Ziqiao try it by himself, as the saying goes, true knowledge comes from practice~~

Of course, Lu Ziqiao has also sung about such things. If he stops at this time, it will become a negative score, right?Lu Ziqiao shuddered, okay!I didn't die unjustly, it turned out to be like this.

"Hey, sure enough, I have done too much homework, and I can't fool the old mage. It's okay to deceive the little girl. If you really know how to do it, you will be exposed in a second." Lu Ziqiao sighed, and suddenly found that the former fool was looking for a job. It's completely useless.

Lu Ziqiao took down the mobile phone on the wall, ready to continue the next interview.It's just that the interviews didn't come one after another. Obviously, even with the packaged 497 resume, Lu Ziqiao still didn't attract so much attention. . .

However, Bai Zhi suddenly thought, it seems that there is no such thing as a resume in this place, right?Everything is based on strength: "Zi Qiao, are the interviews here directly based on the recommendation of the members?"

"That's right~" Lu Ziqiao took a deep breath: "There is no resume here, just let the recruiting boss face to face with you."

"Then you've been tricked." Bai Zhi sighed.

"What? Got tricked?" Lu Ziqiao's eyes twitched, "Why did I get tricked?"

"According to what you said, this software is to recommend members to those bosses. In other words, are these recommendations arranged by this software? Do you think those bosses will choose this shady software? So, I can be sure that most of the bosses here are entrusted by the software platform. Their purpose is to attract more people to register as members, and then create a false impression that there are many interviews.

Then these invited bosses will use a method of nitpicking to brush off people, so that they can get rid of all responsibilities, and when questioned, they will say that it is because of salary High, so there are many requirements. If you fail the interview, it is entirely a matter of your ability, but in fact, these people are actually less professional than you. "

"Nani? Is there another one like this?" Although Lu Ziqiao is used to tricks in the world of fooling around, he has never seen this kind of routine because he has never looked for a job.

The so-called specialization in the art industry, he only understands the tricks of the deceptive world, but he doesn't understand the routines of this kind of interview: "But, if you really meet someone who is capable, you will slap them in the face with a professional ? If this kind is not hired, won’t they be exposed if there are more people?”

"So, at this time, they will activate the last contingency plan."

"What plan?" Lu Ziqiao asked curiously.

"Let yourself voluntarily decline employment."

"How is this possible?" Lu Ziqiao felt that it was impossible when he heard it. How could he refuse the job he had found so hard?

Bai Zhi sighed: "Let me tell you this~ If people lack abilities, they will definitely be brushed away by the nitpicking level, because their abilities are inherently flawed, and they themselves Also know, undeniable.

And if people with strong abilities, even if they pass the nitpicking test, they will give up when faced with harsh requirements, because they don't have to worry about finding a job, so their goal has been achieved. "

"Oh~~" Lu Ziqiao nodded thoughtfully: "Then what if a capable person accepts those harsh requirements!"

"That's easier, and you can make a fortune again." Bai Zhi shrugged.

"How to get it?"