Bitch living in an apartment

Don't tell me, Bai Zhi, who has calmed down, didn't improve his charm a little bit. In just over an hour, several people wanted to invite him to dinner, and some even asked the waiter to send a message.

"Handsome guy, can I treat you to dinner?" Another person sat over and looked at Bai Zhi's suit, "Are you reading a magazine? Does it look good?"

"Well, it looks good, it's quite scary." Bai Zhi replied casually.

"Horror, what's so scary about magazines?" The woman was a little curious, and leaned over to take a look, but it was just some clothes!bag!What.

"It's not scary, is it? If you are a man, if your girlfriend reads this magazine, you will know what a nightmare is coming."

"Pfft~ Handsome guy, you're so funny, by the way, do you have a girlfriend?"

"Yes, I have!"

"Scumbag." The woman's smile froze, she dropped the sentence and ran away.

Only then did Bai Zhi look up, and shook her head helplessly: "Hey, you have to be handsome, and anyone who comes here will call you a scumbag?"

"What does that say?"

The bar isn't too busy now, the bartender heard Bai Zhi's sigh when he was not working, so he couldn't help asking.

It just so happened that Bai Zhi had nothing else to do, so he hit it off and chatted immediately. Of course, he is not gay, this is self-cultivation as a boyfriend, chatting casually with women who strike up a conversation, he will really become a scumbag.

"Just imagine, if someone looks ugly, what will be the first impression others see?"

"Well, you mean, this guy is so ugly, he must have never had a girlfriend?"

"That's right! If a woman comes to strike up a conversation and hears that you have a girlfriend, she will definitely say 'scumbag' silently here; if it is a man, seeing that you are so handsome, she must be jealous in her heart, and of course she will silently Send me a sentence, scumbag..."

The bartender twitched his mouth. Although, it is true that the handsome guy is called the most scumbag, but is it really okay for you to explain it this way?I thought you said that ugly people have no chance of being scumbags!

"However, you said that this magazine is the scariest thing if your girlfriend sees it. I don't agree with that!" I couldn't stop chatting, and suddenly thought of what Bai Zhi said just now.

"Do you have any scarier books?"

"Of course." The bartender glanced around, not knowing what he was wary of: "I tell you! I have a book that has been kept at home for several years. Because it is too scary, I rarely take it out to read."

"Oh? Is there such a book? Then show me it!" Bai Zhi became interested, what is so scary?

"You can buy it too! It's very cheap."

"What's the title of the book?"

"Marriage certificate." The bartender said mysteriously.

"...It's really scary!" Bai Zhi couldn't laugh or cry, she was really scary, it seems that this buddy has lived in the past few years. . .It's a bit miserable!

But how do you say it?If you were asked to compare whether you are a terrorist or a girlfriend, which one is scarier.

Answer: Of course it's a girlfriend. Terrorists can at least discuss it, but the girlfriend will say "don't listen, don't listen, don't listen". . .

And as an evolutionary version of girlfriend: wife, logically speaking, is a hundred times scarier than girlfriend. . .

Chatting casually, time passed quickly, and it was almost evening time. After dinner, Bai Zhi continued to soak in the bar, because today is the day when Zhang Wei appeared.

He watched it on TV many times, but it was the first time he saw it in real life. How could he miss such a weird scene?

Not long after, a person behind Bai Zhi yelled.

"Zhang Wei, Zhang Wei..." As a result, more than half of the people turned around and didn't know if all these people were called Zhang Wei or they were just watching the fun, Lu Ziqiao was also confused when he saw it, and could only say: "May I ask, you guys. ... whose parents both died."

Everyone turned back at the same time, only a few dozen years old uncle patted him on the shoulder, and he dealt with it casually.

It should have been Lu Ziqiao's shit luck today, when he was about to give up, he met a man named Zhang Wei in the toilet of the bar.

After chatting for a few words, Lu Ziqiao hugged him excitedly, those who didn't know thought they were back to back! ?

Lv Ziqiao can be said to be too late to meet each other!Lu Ziqiao rarely ordered a bottle of wine and invited Zhang Wei to drink. Zhang Wei, who is a stingy man, saw someone offer him something to drink, so naturally he readily agreed.  …

Taking advantage of this time, Lu Ziqiao praised Yifei fiercely, and finally stated his purpose.

"You mean, you want to introduce a girlfriend to me?" Zhang Wei asked with some doubts, but he wasn't too excited.

It’s right to think about it, if it’s you, but you go to the toilet, and a stranger pulls you and says he wants to introduce you to a girlfriend, it will either be taken as a joke, or they will think that the other party has some intentions.

"Hey handsome guy, you're lucky today."

"But we don't know each other either?"

"Why do we need to know each other before? Besides, you don't suffer. That girl is very beautiful, but she hasn't been nourished by love for a long time, so she is more hungry."

"Hey, this kind of girl is not to be desired! My last girlfriend was 35 years old, and she was like a wolf like a tiger! Such a girl is not to be desired."

"Oh~ Don't worry, I can assure you that besides her shortcomings, that girl has her strengths."

"Cough cough~" Bai Zhi coughed, hey, I've been sitting here for a long time, and you and Lu Ziqiao didn't even see it, did I?

"Uh, Baizhi? Why are you here?" Lu Ziqiao was startled. Nima, I was too careless. I didn't see such a big living person. It seems that I am too happy. Fortunately, this person is not Yifei. Otherwise, I don't even know how I died.

It's just that Bai Zhi's next words made him fall into an ice cave, Bai Zhi said lightly: "Zi Qiao, if I tell Yifei that the person you are looking for her is a random person 0.6, what do you think will happen to her?" ?”

"Gulu~" Lu Ziqiao just flashed it in his mind, and swallowed involuntarily. The picture was so beautiful that he couldn't bear to look directly at it.

"Baizhi, hehehe~"

Bai Zhi didn't speak, but gracefully put the straw in the cup into her mouth, then stretched out a hand and rubbed a few fingers, the meaning was very simple, it's okay not to say it, but there is always a hush money?

"Cheng Chengcheng..." Lu Ziqiao pulled out a piece of Ruanmei coin from his pocket in pain, and put it in Bai Zhi's hand: "This is the tea money for Bai Hero, please be merciful to Bai Hero."

Although it was only 100 yuan, Lu Ziqiao already had a heart-wrenching pain. This period of time was his economic crisis, let alone 100 yuan, a dollar could kill him. .

Chapter 108

"Where did you send the beggar?"

"Brother, I really have no money. How about I take you to a good meal next time, next time?" Lu Ziqiao was about to cry. He found out that knowing Bai Zhi was like bad luck for eight lifetimes.

I just hired them for a week of ingredients, and now I have to pay the hush money, isn't this guy too shameless?

"It's almost there."

"Hey, wait, you guys...don't make that kind of deal, right?" Zhang Wei tightened his clothes and looked at the two nervously.

"Don't worry, how is this possible?" Lu Ziqiao came back confidently, and put Zhang Wei's shoulders: "Let me introduce to you, if you are not satisfied, you can just run away! It's here, the sun is bright and bright, you are afraid Can she eat it?"

"That girl isn't ugly, is she?"

"very beautiful."

"You're so beautiful, but you won't be nourished by love for a long time?" Zhang Wei was a little puzzled. He looked at Bai Zhi, obviously he didn't have much trust in Lu Ziqiao.

Lu Ziqiao winked at Bai Zhi, and Bai Zhi adhered to the principle of taking people's money and eliminating disasters for others, and said with insight: "No, she is very beautiful. As for why she doesn't have a boyfriend, 09, let me ask you! Do you have a daughter?" friend?"

"No!"

"Look, a person as outstanding as you doesn't have a girlfriend. What does that mean? It means that the other person is just as good as you, and he's too picky. Can someone like you be another story! Are you right? But Ziqiao can find you, which means that your excellence is likely to impress her, do you understand what I mean now? It’s not that you don’t look for it, but that you are too unqualified.”

"Oh~ woohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo pointsexactly!Sometimes, if you are still single, it's not that you are too ugly to find a partner, but that you are too demanding.

Isn't it?That's what I am, and when it comes to things like appearance, you can tell it at a glance, there is no need to lie, it is too good.

Zhang Wei shamelessly walked down the steps where Bai Zhi praised him, and comforted himself once again in his heart.

Lu Ziqiao gave Bai Zhi a thumbs up, why don't you say that this is my apprentice?This wingman is simply not very good.

It's a pity, I just don't understand it!For a single tree, they gave up the entire forest, otherwise the two of them would be invincible if they teamed up.

"Okay, get ready, they're here." Lu Ziqiao glanced back, his eyes straightened, and he stared straight at the indescribable place.

The two sides greeted each other, Yifei glanced at Bai Zhi, and immediately pulled her face down. She felt that there would be no good things if there was Bai Zhi.

Zhang Wei glanced at Yifei, believed Bai Zhi's words ninety percent, yes, she was indeed very beautiful, it seemed that she didn't lie to him.

Several people ignored Bai Zhi and sat down beside her.

Bai Zhi watched with great interest, this was a blind date.

But having said that, Bai Zhi suddenly felt that this kind of blind date seemed good. Although the two parties didn't know each other, at least it wouldn't be the same as after a few years. Every blind date is like picking carrots.

When we meet, ask, do you have a car?Do you have a room?Do you have a deposit?Who will manage the money, who will do the housework, and who will take care of the children when you get married, it seems to be right now.

'Beep beep beep~' Bai Zhi was enjoying watching it just now, when suddenly her phone rang, it was Yu Mo's video chat.

Seeing Yu Mo's note, Bai Zhi couldn't help grinning, and eagerly picked it up. As for the blind date, it's just a cloud.

"Bai Bai, do you miss me?" Yu Mo was very satisfied that Bai Zhi immediately picked up the video.

"Think about it, but can you stop calling me bye?"

"It's in vain, not goodbye. I give you a new nickname. Do you like it?"

"..." Bai Zhi finally came to her senses, and the corners of her mouth twitched helplessly: "This is too ugly, I have a nickname."

"What's your nickname?"

"toilet paper."

"Puff~hahaha~" Yu Mo spit out as soon as he heard it, this nickname is not very nice!But she still smiled and took the time to ask: "Who took this for you? Hahaha~"

"My parents!"

"Are you your own?" Yu Mo suspected that Bai Zhi was picked up, but after thinking about it carefully, the name seemed to be pronounced separately from the radical of "Zhi" and Bihua, but it was too much. . .

"Pfft~ No, I'll laugh a little longer, hahahaha~"

Bai Zhi looked at Yu Mo with a black line all over his head, but he was stunned soon, because Yu Mo's background seemed to be an airport?

"Yu Mo, I seem to have seen a handjob, are you coming back? Didn't you say the day after tomorrow?"

"That's right! The matter was completed ahead of schedule. I was planning to play here for a day, but after thinking about it, I still feel like going back to accompany you. Anyway, the company gave me a three-day deadline. How about it? Are you moved?"

"Don't dare to move, don't dare to move."

"I brought you a gift~ Guess what it is?"

"Do you have any hints?" Bai Zhi's eyes lit up, and she liked gifts the most.

"Emmm, let me think about it!" Yu Mo turned around and flipped through the box: "Think about what you are best at?"

"What I'm best at?" Bai Zhi tilted her head and thought: "Cooking? Fighting? Or pranks?"

"No, keep guessing."

"Oh~ I see." Bai Zhi's eyes lit up: "You mean..."

"That's right, did you think of it?" Yu Mo looked like he was coming to praise me.

"You brought the stage back?"

"..." Yu Mo's complacent expression froze: "What stage?"

"I like theater the most, and I'm the best at watching theater. Isn't it the 053 stage?" Bai Zhi asked weakly. The whole iPartment is just a drama, but he just likes to make troubles. fault.

"No, it's tea leaves, you idiot." Yu Mo gave him an angry look, do you think everyone is as stupid as you?There are more normal people in this world.

"All right!"

"Do you not like it?"

"I like it, but..." Bai Zhi was a little hesitant, but she still asked weakly: "Can you drink the tea made by your tea?"

"..." Yu Mo couldn't laugh or cry: "You are so beautiful, what a waste?! Is there any difference between drinking tea and drinking water for them?"

"That's true."

"By the way, are you at the bar? Are there any girls coming to talk to you?"

"Yes! But I firmly refused, right!" Bai Zhi asked the waiter who was chatting with her just now.

"Yes, I was called a scumbag for this."

"If you don't speak, no one will think you are dumb." Bai Zhi glared at the bartender fiercely, this guy, isn't this just a joke?Can you talk nonsense about this thing?What should I do if I misunderstand?

"Okay, okay, I don't blame you." Yu Mo said helplessly: "Come with me, I still need some time to get on the plane."

"Okay! Are you having fun over there?"

"...".

Chapter 109