Bitch living in an apartment

"You're talking nonsense, I've seen the fragments of her fish tank, is there still a fish tank?" Bai Zhi rolled her eyes: "Maybe Teacher Zeng died with that fish tank and the elevator, and now Hu Yifei is transporting his body to the crematorium Woolen cloth!"

"Um... It's not impossible!" Lu Ziqiao gasped, and even hiccupped things like fish tanks and elevators that were harder than human bones, let alone a mortal like Zeng Xiaoxian. It is considered awesome to be able to leave a good bone.

Bai Zhi took out a bag of dog food from the side, poured out some for Erha, and then sat on the sofa to read a book. Lu Ziqiao was afraid that Yi Fei would silence him when he came back, and returned to her apartment.

But not long after he ran back, Bai Zhi glanced at him and said casually: "Why? Are you afraid that Yifei will silence you now?"

"Yifei is back?"

"No, but could come back anytime."

"That's good, Bai Zhi, help me." Lu Ziqiao anxiously looked behind, as if seeing a prehistoric beast.

"what happened again?"

"That Nana, no, Lala, no, Sasha chased her here."

"Which one?"

"Three." Lu Ziqiao was always on the lookout for the back, and he was relieved when he found that he hadn't appeared yet: "They brought all the toiletries and said they wanted me to have an all-night party. If you don't save me, I will die .”

"So what? You said it yourself, you can maintain a pure friendship." Bai Zhi didn't give him any comfort: "You have to solve these by yourself, because this is a challenge between you and Guan Gu, oh, yes, It seems that I am also on Guan Gu's side, so I am your challenger, have you ever seen a challenger help you?"

"270 is not...it's unscientific." Lu Ziqiao said with a mournful face: "I just said one, but I didn't say three. If you carry three, Ultraman can't hold it!"

"Then I don't care, I just care that if you can't handle it, it proves that you have lost!"

"Huh~~" Lu Ziqiao looked away in pain, what's the matter? !Why did I have to fight this kind of thing with them?

Before he had time to catch his breath, a girl came in from the balcony: "Xiao Bu, so you are hiding here?"

"Hehehehe~" Lu Ziqiao laughed twice: "I'm here to introduce new friends to you. Come on, let me introduce you. This is white, has a car and a house, both parents are dead, can go to the hall, and come down Got the kitchen, got the plane, got the machine gun, the most important thing is, he is also a model, he has a common language with you, hehehe~"

"..." Why is it so awkward for Bai Zhi to hear this?Although he was right.

"Cut~~" Bai Zhi ignored him and continued to read her magazine. However, he was so aloof, which made him more attractive. What's more, Lu Ziqiao came to find him to share the firepower. How could he escape so easily? It's over! ?

"So it's handsome Bai! Are you a model too? How about we talk about career ideas?"

"...".

Chapter 1028

The two women sat on either side of Bai Zhi, one on the left and the other on the right, Lu Ziqiao breathed a sigh of relief, okay!Bai Zhi, whose hardware configuration is higher than his, is indeed enough to attract firepower for him. Now, there is only one Nana by his side.

Bai Zhi closed the magazine expressionlessly, then stared fiercely at the two dogs, who didn't know what to say, so she happily ran over, walked briskly, and walked towards Bai Zhihuai amidst the screams of the two girls. As expected, Bai Zhi turned over like a snake, and got out from behind the sofa.

The two dogs jumped directly on the two girls, and their faces were filled with saliva. When the makeup on their faces met the saliva, it was like looking into a demon mirror, turning into two goblins.

Lu Ziqiao swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and felt a chill. Even the only Nana who didn't sit down felt cold and shuddered.

Then there were the screams of the two girls, and they ran out covering their faces, never to be seen again.

While Bai Zhi breathed a sigh of relief, that Nana seemed to have seized the opportunity, ignoring the plastic sisterhood at all, and pestering Lu Ziqiao instead. . .

After an unknown amount of time, Lu Ziqiao finally tricked the three girls away by some means. Lu Ziqiao lay down on the sofa and said, "I'm exhausted. I haven't been so tired all night in a decisive battle."

"Then you still drag me into the water?"

"No, if I don't pull you into the water, it's a question of whether I can get out alive." Lu Ziqiao said helplessly: "Hey, why did you let the big and little ones chase you away? Are their IQs too high?"

"I didn't let them drive people away. They just jumped at me. This is a way for dogs to express their closeness to their owners. I just got out of the way at the right time."

Lu Ziqiao let out a sigh of relief: "Tsk, why do I feel that you have so many ways to refuse, and there are no consequences at all, but I have spent a long time, but in the end I have to wipe my ass, how did you come up with¨‖?"

"It's a pity that you still think that you are a man who understands women's hearts very well. You don't know this. You are still alive!"

"I would like to hear more about it." Lu Ziqiao ignored Bai Zhi's ridicule and pretended to be listening attentively.

Bai Zhi rolled her eyes, and said lightly: "What do girls like, what don't they like, let alone special ones, you should know most of them, right?"

"Isn't that nonsense? They like handsome guys and money. It would be even better if they are handsome guys, rich, and romantic." Lu Ziqiao summed it up in one breath. These are very general statements, but what you know is what you know. Those who don’t know really don’t know.

"That's enough. Since you know what kind of men they like, you must also know what kind of men they don't like, right?"

"Of course, only in this way can I know how to avoid risks and increase the success rate."

"Then it's over. Since you know what men they hate the most, then just be that man and let the other party break up. Isn't this a solution to the future problems? It's better than your chemotherapy and military service." , would you rather rebuild your own planet?"

"..." Lu Ziqiao raised his eyebrows, and said quietly: "I remember you said that your mother warned you that no matter whether you like other girls or not, you must maintain your own demeanor, and you must not show those who do not belong to you. because it’s a habit, and once you get used to bad styles, it’s hard to break.”

Bai Zhi glanced at him lightly, and said calmly: "Then do you know why she gave such an order?"

"why?"

"Because I didn't have a girlfriend or a wife at the time, she thought opportunities were reserved for those who were prepared, and she wanted me to be ready at all times, so she didn't let me learn those messy things, but now I have a wife, I don't need Keep those habits, I just need to live my little life well."

Lu Ziqiao was stunned for a long time, but he couldn't find a reason to refute it, which seemed to make sense!The identity is different, so naturally what he wants to show is different, but soon he realized something was wrong: "But I don't have a girlfriend, let alone a wife, what if I get used to it?"

"It's none of my business. It's your business if you want to learn, and it's not what I insist on."

"I...go..." Lu Ziqiao spat hard, mmp, I almost fell for this bastard's tricks, you old man is very bad, if you didn't say these things earlier, I still said I wanted to It would be better to go to your own planet.

Bai Zhi glanced at the time, it was already six o'clock, and the sun outside was about to set: "It's time to cook, hey, life! It's so amazing, today is like this, and tomorrow will be like that."

Lu Ziqiao shook his head, wondering how he should pass this test, it's hard to make ordinary friends!

. . . . . .

Lu Ziqiao lazily ate a meal, then went to the bar to pick up girls, but Yu Mo and Bai Zhi chose to stay at home, Yu Mo sat on the sofa, Bai Zhi lay on her lap and read a magazine.

Yu Mo was touching up her makeup in front of the mirror, Bai Zhi couldn't stand it any longer: "` ‖Yu Mo, you don't have to go out anymore, why do you need to touch up your makeup?"

"No touch-ups, I just try this eyeliner, how about this eyeliner, honey, let's see if my eyeliner looks good?"

Bai Zhi scratched her head: "Is this any different from your previous one?"

"I..." Yu Mo put down the small mirror in his hand helplessly: "Don't you see that my current mirror is lower and thinner than before?"

"Pull it down!" Bai Zhi curled her lips: "Without comparison, you can't see that your eyeliner has been redrawn, which means that there is no aesthetic difference between the two eyeliners."

"How is it possible?" Yu Mo depressedly put down her things, she suddenly thought of a joke, so she rolled her eyes: "Then (by Zhao's) do you think the color of these lipsticks looks good?"

Bai Zhi glanced at it casually: "The third from the left looks good."

"Eh?" Yu Mo was shocked: "You can actually tell the difference between these reds?"

Bai Zhi put down the book and raised her eyebrows: "Oh, Yu Mo, are you waiting for me here? Does this give you a reason to teach me?"

"Of course...of course not..." Yu Mo turned his head away, not daring to look into Bai Zhi's eyes.

"Then please don't ask me such a simple question when you want to trouble me, okay?" Bai Zhi said confidently: "I can be considered a fashion designer, if I can't even figure out the color, then I'm still a fashion designer." What is the design? You have to ask me which is the hand cream and which is the face cream~"

"This...Okay, I'll ask you which one is hand cream and face cream later on."

"...".

Chapter 1029

Marrying such a daughter-in-law, Bai Zhi didn't know whether to cry or laugh, didn't it mean that a woman became unreasonable, and her IQ was comparable to that of Edison and Sherlock Holmes?Why does this guy in their family seem to be a little suspicious?

Bai Zhi covered his face with the magazine, lay there and pretended to be dead, but after a while, he shuddered: "Wait a minute, I seem to have forgotten something."

"What's the matter?" Yu Mo was taken aback by him, looked in the mirror, and found that the eyeliner didn't seem to be crooked, so he breathed a sigh of relief.

"A lot of things happened today. Guan Gu got into a fight with an obstetrician and gynecologist. Yifei seemed to have broken the elevator, but they haven't come back yet. Could something really happen?"

Yu Mo thought it was such a big deal!Relax: "What are you worrying about? Guan Gu fights with others, isn't that worrying you? As for Yifei, it's more realistic for you to worry about others."

"That's not what I meant." Bai Zhi continued to lie down, took Yumo's pencil and played with it: "I mean, I can't hide the matter of Meijia's pregnancy from 270 now. Gu is going to make trouble again, last time he suspected who was pregnant, he suspected all the girls in the apartment, now if he wants to suspect who the father of the child is, he must ruin the boys in the apartment again."

"Huh?" Yu Mo's eyeliner was really crooked now, and she wiped off the crooked place as if she was constipated: "Who do you think is pregnant?"

"Meika! Didn't I tell you?"

"When did you say that?" Yu Modan asked in pain.

"Okay! Then it's not too late to tell you now." Bai Zhi put away all of Yu Mo's brushes: "Okay, don't trace, you will have to wash it off later, it's too late, you just go out No one can see it, it’s meaningless after so long.”

Yu Mo put the things away helplessly: "You mean, Guan Gu will give the boys in the apartment a hoot again? But isn't Ziqiao the only one in the apartment who likes Meijia? And didn't we see Ziqiao and Meijia last time ... Then what's the matter? Calculating the time, this time is just right, how else do you need to reason?"

"It's true to say so, but I remember that we and Yifei only knew about it? Guan Gu didn't know, besides, you can guarantee that Xiaolongren didn't touch Meijia at that time?"

"Ah... this seems to be the same." Yu Mo nodded silently. In that case, Mika would be moved by Lu Ziqiao, let alone her obsession with Xiaolongren. They just saw Meijia and Lu Ziqiao, But I didn't see Meijia and Xiaolongren. This matter is really hanging.

But Yu Mo was worried for a while and didn't want to talk about it, because it didn't seem to have anything to do with her: "That has nothing to do with you, you should think about the wedding! You didn't find a wedding company, and this matter all fell on you Now, it has something to do with you and you have time to take care of it."

Bai Zhi curled her lips, it was true, but even if he wanted to take care of the wedding, it was impossible for him to ignore everything, right?And it's still happening around me.

"No, I have to beat Guan Gu." Bai Zhi felt that she still needed to discuss with Guan Gu, otherwise this guy would definitely take the apartment over to find the child's father.

Bai Zhi got up and put down Yu Mo's things, and walked towards 3602, Yu Mo sighed but didn't follow, but put away the things in her little jewelry box, went back to the room, took her pajamas and went into the bathroom. . .

Walking to 3602, Bai Zhi suddenly found that everyone was sitting in 3602, and all of them had serious faces.

"Aha? Are you all here? Are you in a meeting? Why didn't you call me?"

The moment Yifei saw Baizhi, she crossed her arms and said dissatisfiedly, "Baizhi, you came just in time. Did you already know about Meijia's pregnancy?"

"Oh, this one! Yeah!"

Yifei suddenly became angry: "You already knew why you didn't tell us? It was on purpose~"

"Yup!"

"..." Zeng Xiaoxian opened his mouth, brother, don't speak so confidently, okay?We are interrogating you~ Can you show me some face!

Bai Zhi said nonchalantly: "I know, but why should I say it? She's pregnant when she's pregnant~ I've always been very democratic and considerate of others. If she doesn't want to say it, I won't force her Said."

"You're a democratic fart~~" Yifei cursed: "You bastard has no less gossip than others. Why didn't you say that you were very democratic at that time, and you were very considerate of others? Now such a big thing, You tell me you consider other people's feelings."

"Hey, you're going too far!" Bai Zhi's face darkened: "When you broke up with Shen Linfeng back then, I not only kept it a secret, but I also covered you up for your own death, so you forgot it so soon? Do you want me to learn the tone of your begging me?"

"Can it be the same? That's my own private matter. I don't want you to gossip about me. Is there a problem?"

"Isn't this a private matter for her?"

"Can she be the same? Oh~ What if we don't know that she is pregnant, and we surprise her like Zhang Wei did on her birthday last time, what if one dead body and two lives are lost? This is not the same as breaking up with Mr. Shen." Nature, even if I keep it a secret, nothing big will happen, she is going to do something big!"

"All right, all right, I can't say no to you." Bai Zhi rubbed her eyebrows: "Then what do you want? I've kept everything from you, you've got the guts to eat me!"

"You..." Yifei pointed at Bai Zhi with trembling fingers, and found that she really couldn't do anything about him, so she could only shut up and put the matter aside depressed.

"Forget it, forget it, don't hide such a big event from us next time, you are not enough friends." Seeing that their quarrel was over, Zeng Xiaoxian dared to jump out to make peace: "Well...Meijia, who is the father of the child? .”

Meijia originally enjoyed the quarrel between Baizhi and Yifei, but when Zeng Xiaoxian asked her about it, she became cowardly. Seeing her expression, Zeng Xiaoxian said in surprise, "You don't even know this? Isn't it too hasty?"

"Oh~ don't force me, I'll make an announcement after I ask him, okay?" Meijia discussed with everyone in a fawning manner.

"So you know?"

"Do we know this person? Let's talk, let's talk, we've heard about it, and we won't spread it."

Meijia looked at everyone in embarrassment, really didn't know what to say, Yifei sneered twice: "Hmph, I know who it is."

"You know? Who is it?" Several people looked at Yifei again.

Bai Zhi leaned on the back of the sofa: "Hey, I also know who you want to say, but it's a pity, let me tell you, it's not...".

Chapter 1030

"You know?" Yi Fei despised Bai Zhi dissatisfiedly, making him the person involved.

"Of course I know." Bai Zhi ignored Yifei's eccentric tone, but said confidently: "I know far more than you, and even more than Meijia, but I just won't say it. What can you do to me, hahaha~~ Now I'm not hiding it from you, right? I told you and I know."

"..."

A few people wanted to beat this bitch to death, anyway they didn't believe that Baizhi would know more than Meijia, Yifei refused to admit defeat and said: "Really? Then tell me, what we saw before, could it be Blind? Could it be him or you? "

"What the eye sees isn't necessarily—really, idiot."

"You..." Yi Fei immediately exploded, grabbing Bai Zhi's collar: "You tell me clearly, who is an idiot, if you don't tell the reason today, I will hang you to the sky."

"Cut~~" Bai Zhi curled her lips: "It's so boring to say that! Otherwise, let's play a game."

"What game?" Yifei suppressed his anger a little.