Bitch living in an apartment

"I don't know the details, you can ask Bai Zhi yourself! Guan Gu also heard from him." Youyou hurriedly felt dizzy because she was dizzy, so she simply pushed it to Bai Zhi.

Meijia instantly understood that Bai Zhi was making up her own rumors!She angrily rushed to Bai Zhi's table: "Bai Zhi, why are you making rumors about me?"

"I don't have one!" Bai Zhi innocently spread her hands.

"You said no, didn't you mention the crazy goose possession delusional syndrome? You also said it's contagious. If you want to infect it, I'll be the first to infect it to you." Meijia patted the table.

"I'm not wrong!" Bai Zhi was still innocent: "The scientific name of this disease is -'Laughing'."

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Several people suddenly petrified, - big. . .laughing out loud?

Guan Gu seemed as if his IQ had been greatly insulted: "You...you didn't say that just now, you said this disease is very dangerous and will kill people."

"Hey~~" Bai Zhi stopped Guan Gu with her hand and continued: "You said that people would die, I didn't say that, and I was right! Laughing makes the heart beat faster and the limbs congest. Then laughing and laughing, the voice will become hoarse, and then because you laugh, you must always pull the muscles on your face! And you still laugh, do you think you will become particularly ugly, only when you smile can you look good.

Then if you continue, won't you suffocate?I lost the strength to laugh, and I must have fallen to the ground. It is not nonsense to cry while laughing!You see, everything is right, why did I lie to you. "

"Then why did you tell me what kind of crazy goose possessed delusional syndrome?"

"I think it fits the name! Don't you think so?"

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Guan Gu wants to slap him to death, can we have a good time?As for why it is an infectious disease. . .Please, others will laugh when they hear you laughing and squawking. Is this not an infectious disease?

"Yes... that's right!" Mika almost lost her breath.

"Then... Yoyo, shall we go to the movies?"

"Qiaodou sack, what did you just say?" Guan Gu let out a breath, and when he heard Sima Jian say this, he raised it again and looked at him vigilantly.

Sima Jian was a little puzzled: "I'm going to the movies with Yoyo!"

"Say it again." Guan Gu was still wondering if he had made a mistake, but this guy actually repeated it.

"I... I said, I will go to the movies with Yoyo..."

"Ah~~" Guan Gu rushed over and started wrestling with Dr. Sima. Mijia and Yoyo wanted to escape when they saw the situation was bad, but seeing Guan Gu and Sima Jian fighting, they couldn't leave even if they wanted to. .

"Shut up, don't hit, don't hit..."

Bai Zhi's complexion was a little dark, and she developed to this point without noticing, she hurried to pull the two of them apart, while Guan Gu was irritable and wanted to challenge Sima Jian: "I want to challenge Sima Jian, don't stop me... "

"Meijia, what's the matter with your boyfriend?" Sima Jian was helped up by Mijia, he is still a Mika is Yoyo, and Yoyo is Mika.

"My girlfriend is Yoyo, you bastard, how dare you pick on me..."

Sima Jian finally understood why he was so irritable all of a sudden. He glanced at Mijia, then at Yoyo, and said in surprise, "You're in two boats?"

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"You are only on two boats." Guan Gu is now like a bull that has seen the red steps, Bai Zhi tightly tugged at him to hold him back: "I want to die with you, don't stop me, Don't stop me..."

"Okay, okay, stop arguing, hey, Meijia, why don't you explain quickly, you want them to beat you to death, are you happy?!" Bai Zhi hurriedly asked Meijia to explain, this is something she provoked, Bai Zhi can Don't want to wipe her ass.

Seeing that she couldn't hide, Meijia could only let them calm down temporarily, but who was Guan Gu?Known as the King of Vinegar in East Asia, his temper is not as violent as usual, how could he sit down and discuss it properly, so he had no choice but to tell the truth quickly: "Okay, okay, let me say, I am Yoyo, she is Meijia, Guan Guan and I It's boyfriend and girlfriend, you all misunderstood."

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Of course Guan Gu knew who they were, and wanted to say why she said such nonsense, Sima Jian understood for a moment: "What? You are Yoyo, her name is Meijia?"

Yoyo has already admitted it, and she doesn't need to hide it anymore, she can only nod weakly.

Sima Jian took a deep breath, pointed at Meijia angrily, and ran out with his hands.

"Hey, Doctor Sima, Doctor Sima..." No matter what Meijia told him, he didn't turn his head back. Thinking about it, he was deceived like this, so it's strange to be able to turn his head back.

"Don't go, tell me clearly, don't go." Guan Gu was still yelling.

"Oh~ Quiet, didn't Yoyo explain it?" Bai Zhi helplessly pushed him down on the chair: "He thought Meijia was Yoyo, so he wanted to date Meijia, not Yoyo, understand?"

"Why did he think that Meijia was Yoyo?" Guan Gu was also taken aback when he heard this.

"Ask them about that!" Bai Zhi said to Yoyo and Meijia, putting her hands in her trouser pockets.

Guan Gu looked at the two very guilty people, and Yoyo came over and tugged on Guan Gu's sleeve: "Honey, don't be angry, this is how it is..."

Let alone the matter of their names, even the matter of Mijia's pregnancy can't be concealed, what is this called?Stealing chickens is not enough to lose rice. When Guan Gu heard that the pregnant woman was Mijia, he was very shocked, and even forgot about their name swap.earth.

Chapter 1026

"You are the one who is pregnant?" Guan Gu shouted in shock and then became excited: "I finally found the murderer, it seems that my reasoning is correct, someone is really pregnant."

Yoyo felt powerless for a while. Others had already confirmed the pregnancy partner, but he was still struggling with whether his own judgment was correct or not. The difference is not ordinary!

It's just that even if he wants to hide it now, he can't hide it anymore, let him get excited!But Guan Gu wasn't angry, and Yoyo was relieved, she was afraid that if Guan Gu got angry, she would get into trouble again, how would she persuade him then?However, at the moment when she lowered her head, Yoyo saw Guan Gu's hand: "Eh? Honey, what's wrong with your hand? Why is it swollen?"

Guan Gu was stunned for a moment, he didn't feel a bit of being bombarded by the two shocking news just now, but now that Yoyo said, his hand started to hurt: "It may have been hit when I was fighting with Doctor Sima just now."

"Then let's go to a nearby pharmacy to buy a bottle of safflower oil!!" Yoyo hurriedly dragged Guan Gu away, Meijia felt a little guilty, after all, this incident was caused by her, so she also went to have a look.

Bai Zhi didn't leave, but stayed in the bar. What is there to go to the pharmacy, it smells like medicine, normal people don't want to go to that kind of thing.

Not long after they had left, Lu Ziqiao came down alone, with a somewhat troubled look: "Zi Qiao, what's wrong with you?"

Lu Ziqiao took a look at Bai Zhi, and only went to the bar to order a bottle of wine before sitting down: "It's nothing, I didn't sleep well last night, I just slept this morning, just woke up, and I don't have much energy."

"Just woke up? You won't trick someone into going to bed again, right?" Bai Zhi curled her lips.

"It's because I didn't lie to her that I didn't sleep well!" Lu Ziqiao sighed helplessly, "I'm about to get sick."

Bai Zhi raised her eyebrows: "What do you mean?"

"Last night, when I took her home, it rained heavily again. She was soaked, so I put my coat on her. I kept my eyes on her from the beginning to the end." Lu Ziqiao talked about what happened last night: "She said that now It’s rare to see a man like me who doesn’t want to take advantage.”

"Well, then what?"

"Then, she... She kissed me and said that she would never let me go. There are too few men like this. I told her that I just want to be ordinary friends with her."

"That's it...you can't hold it anymore?"

"Of course not." As if being insulted, Lu Ziqiao said confidently: "Later she brought me to her home, and even introduced her roommate to me. Her roommate heard about my deeds, He also said that he would never let me go, there are too few such men."

"So... they jointly tempted you?"

"Well~~ almost, when I was doing ideological struggle, they had already started fighting, I couldn't help it, so I left by myself."

"Oh~~ So after you came back, thinking of the scenes of all of them and how they seduced you, you didn't fall asleep until morning?"

"No... That's right." Lu Ziqiao's face was extremely tangled: "I also want to take pictures, but this is friendship! I have to control myself."

"Heh~ You are really persistent!" Bai Zhi complained, for this challenge of no benefit, she tossed herself like this, and maybe Guan Gu forgot about it, Lu Ziqiao is just like the self-directed and self-acted the same.

Bai Zhi patted him on the shoulder to comfort him: "Don't be nervous, isn't it just a few girls? Don't you care at all? Just treat it as a failure."

"I think so too! But what if they don't give up?" Lu Ziqiao rubbed her eyebrows distressedly: "One girl is fine, but two more, how can I make friends?"

"Then come one by one~"

"Cut~~"

Lu Ziqiao fell silent, apparently he still didn't know how to deal with such a problem, if it's a usual flirting, then let's go together at the worst~ When the time comes, it's not a problem to run around casually, but this is not flirting, he really wants to make friends!

Bai Zhi really doesn't know how to help him with this matter. Generally speaking, his solution to this situation is very rough. If he is still single, it depends on how he feels. If he feels a little bit, then being together is not a problem.If you are not single, then the best thing to do is to make it clear rationally, the point is to make it clear and not be too ambiguous.

"Then think about it carefully, I'll go first."

"Why are you going?"

"Go back to the apartment." Bai Zhi waved her hand.

"Wait a minute, I advise you not to know the apartment at this time......" Lu Ziqiao kindly reminded.

"Why?" Bai Zhi didn't understand: "The apartment is haunted!?"

"It's scarier than ghosts." Lu Ziqiao shuddered, and suddenly he didn't bother about making friends: "Yifei moved a super big bathtub and is going to move into the apartment! The elevator won't fit, who is she waiting for now?" The unlucky guy is going to help!"

"Big bathtub?" Bai Zhi raised her eyebrows, it was such a trick: "Then how did you get down?"

"Stairs! And she ran away while Yifei was not paying attention. I advise you not to go there. With my example, she will definitely pay attention to your escape all the time. You won't be able to escape by then."

"I'll go, that's alright?" Bai Zhi complained, "Forget it, I'll just sit for a while!"

Suddenly, Bai Zhi was not in such a hurry to go back. At this time, Yifei was said to be in a very unstable mood, and Lu Ziqiao's running out must have angered Yifei's tense nerves. If the coolie stays, he will face a crazy woman, neither of which is what Bai Zhi wants, so he might as well not go.

"I saved you this time, did you save me once?"

"Do you want me to give you advice? I have no idea. You have to rely on yourself to make friends. Anyway, I won't share it with you. I didn't want these 2.9 troubles. Last night you It's not that I don't remember, that Nana's eyes just want to eat me up."

"No, I'm not talking about Nana's problem." Lu Ziqiao said with some fear: "It's not like you don't know that Yifei's mood has been very unstable these days. I thought, if I play her like this, she will definitely retaliate , so can you protect me these few days, and don't mess with her by the way, or I will be in trouble."

"I'm not your bodyguard, are you thinking too much?"

"Then don't mess with her head office? I don't want to be that scapegoat yet."

"That's okay, but it's not like she messed with me."

"that..."

"I'll go, she provoked me, you want me to swallow it?"

"Baizhi..."

"Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you..."

Chapter 1027

Bai Zhi promised Lu Ziqiao not to provoke Yifei, but before they did, Bai Zhi couldn't take it anymore, and wanted to go back to get his things, but when he heard that Yifei was arresting the young man in the elevator, Lu Ziqiao pulled Bai Zhi to prevent him from leaving.

In the end, still unable to bear it anymore, Bai Zhi threw Lu Ziqiao away, just joking, not to provoke her, and not to avoid her, besides, he lived in 3601, and he didn't see him when he looked up, how could he miss her?Bai Zhi can only promise not to provoke her, instead of avoiding her, if she avoids her, maybe she really has an idea, saying that Bai Zhi has an opinion on her, women are so unreasonable.

When going back, Lu Ziqiao looked at the elevator, and he was relieved that he didn't see Yifei.

"I'll just say it! Don't be so nervous." Bai Zhi said as she walked towards the elevator, "Can she still eat you?"

"Then why were you so scared just now?"

"I just don't want to be a free laborer. You are completely afraid that she will beat you. Can it be the same?"

09 "What's the difference? Aren't they all afraid of her?" Lu Ziqiao complained weakly.

Bai Zhi ignored him and pressed the elevator, but the button above showed that the elevator was on the first floor!Why don't you open the door! ?After pressing the door several times, it still won't open, Bai Zhi is a little depressed: "It's strange, isn't this on the first floor? Why doesn't it open!"

"Is it broken?" Lu Ziqiao also went up and pressed it, but there was still no response: "Forget it, take the stairs."

"Crack~" Bai Zhi kicked something, picked it up and looked, it looked like a shard of glass: "What is this?"

"Why does this color and pattern look so similar to Yifei's fish tank glass?" Lu Ziqiao saw a fish tail on it, and immediately thought of Yifei's fish tank.

"Bathtub? Did Yifei buy a glass bathtub?"

"...I'm talking about fish tanks." Lu Ziqiao corrected helplessly, and suddenly seemed to think of something: "It's over, such a thick glass is broken, something must have happened here, and the elevator is broken again, don't you Do you think this is too much of a coincidence?"

"You mean? Yifei did it?"

"Ms. Zeng must have made Yifei angry. She dismantled the elevator and the fish tank."

"Shouldn't you go back and see if you don't know?"

"Go, I'll hide first." After Lu Ziqiao finished speaking, he ignored Bai Zhi and wanted to run outside.

Bai Zhi grabbed him by the collar: "Hey, you don't have to be so scared, do you? You haven't figured it out yet! Besides, I'm standing in front of you. What are you afraid of? She can finish me off in a second." If so, then kill you? If so, she can kill you even if you run to the sky!"

Hearing Bai Zhi's words, Lu Ziqiao stopped struggling, which seemed quite reasonable. Even if she cheated again, could Hu Yifei kill Bai Zhi before Lu Ziqiao realized that she was about to run away?Thinking about it this way, he wasn't so scared anymore.

Following Bai Zhi to the top, the two suites were very quiet, without the slightest sign of a storm coming, but Lu Ziqiao became even more nervous. He always felt that this was the calm before the storm.

"You go in first, I'll come later." Lu Ziqiao hid behind Bai Zhi, but dared not open the door of 3601.

"Cut~" Bai Zhi curled her lips and turned the doorknob. There was no one inside. The door of Yifei's room was locked tightly. I don't know if anyone was inside.

Bai Zhi went to knock on the door, but there was no movement inside. It seemed that Yifei hadn't come back, so Lu Ziqiao breathed a sigh of relief: "It's strange, why isn't this female devil at home? And her fish tank is gone too. .”