Bitch living in an apartment

"Na... Nani."

Guan Gu was stunned for a moment, no wonder Bai Zhi said that this topic was directed at him, and he is the only one who has a penchant for instant noodles!And it's very serious. If he said that, didn't he mean severe pressure?

When seeing this topic, both Bai Zhi and Zeng Xiaoxian laughed, and before Guan Gu, Bai Ning shuddered. . .

. . . . . .

Guan Gu and Yoyo are entangled because of a test, and now they are thinking about whether to sign up for some decompression training class. If Bai Zhi, he also likes people like Guan Gu and Yoyo, it's so easy to fool, it's simply It's a walking cash cow!

When they got together to watch TV at night, Bai Zhi was still complaining about this matter with Yu Mo.

"Bai Zhi, just watch TV when you watch TV! Can you stop being so noisy? Can such a beautiful plot not stop your mouth?" Seeing that Bai Zhi and Yu Mo were throwing away their food at this time, Yifei naturally had to criticize clicked.

"I've been painting this TV series for hundreds of years, it's nothing to watch." Bai Zhi curled her lips.

"Putting it down! This is the premiere show. You've been doing the show for hundreds of years. How dare you believe this nonsense!

"Cut~" Bai Zhi decided to ignore this crazy woman: "Zi Qiao, you are so late at night, why don't you go to pick up girls, why do you have time to come back and watch such a boring soap opera?"

"Bored? I think the plot is good and the figure is good."

"..."

"Sè er, cha! Bi Huan Pu Yi Wei Nao Du Huan Huan Da Lei Lei Youqian was obviously very impatient with him being so superficial.

Lu Ziqiao was not happy after hearing this, and began to prepare a long speech: "I tell you! You are right, er, er, na, er, er, stealing, poking, er, strong, but Huan Xin, err, you don't know what sè Uh, please don't make random comments on Qiaoshe Fulin, Baotou and Bizhu."

"Sè er, let's go to the society, Fulin, Junsi, Bi Zhujun, scratching his head, and asked Lu Ziqiao very puzzled.

"Of course." Lu Ziqiao straightened her clothes, and explained to everyone about science: "Sèer, errands, and blowers, people nowadays are too impetuous, so that everyone forgets the meaning of life." The essence, as for color, is to look for the beauty around you.

You can think about it, when everyone was still busy with daily necessities, Seer Qiao Chun rushed to the world to find beauty. They had the courage to dedicate themselves to beauty, so that they might not even have money to eat, but even That's it, they still have no regrets.Moreover, sex is pure, they are not for the house, not for money, not for work, but just for beauty, so say, sex is the ideal main card.

Besides, I wish they made indelible contributions to improving MM's self-confidence. Many MMs are like beautiful jade that has not been polished. They have always lacked confidence in themselves. At this time, it is our lovely Seer Qiaozhi, before MMs, they discovered the shining points of MMs, so MMs' self-confidence has been improved unprecedentedly.

Se er, the sheath is strong, they bear the fallacies of the whole world, even if they become street rats, they are still fighting on the front line, many times, they will meet the so-called guardian angels, become these people's stepping stones, be Others have made a wedding dress but have nowhere to stretch it.

Sèer knocked and killed Cai Yun, their resistance not only came from those guardian envoys, but even more difficult resistance came from those MMs, they all said Seer Qianxia but everyone didn’t know it, seer Qiao Cong Under MM's control, when MM is happy, there is room for them to live. If MM is unhappy, they will become a punching bag to be kicked away.

At the same time, because they also need to receive remuneration, this remuneration is the body of MMs.

However, we can't cover up all their shining points just because of the color. In this world, we still need to love the color and protect the color. Everyone should give a little. With love, the world will become a better world. . . "

Everyone was stunned when they heard Lu Ziqiao's article that it was hard to get married, and couldn't keep their mouths shut for a long time.

This is said, as if they are all unforgivable perverts, and this so-called seductress is like an annoying gentleman.

"It makes sense, I don't even have to take a bath!

"What kind of crooked are you! After the coin ring shop, he finished talking, and the corners of his mouth twitched. No wonder so many girls are fooled by Lu Ziqiao. This mouth can make dead people alive. , It's just like opening and hanging.

"To sum up, in a sense, sè er kan 涫抗⒎ and Huan Sang Mei Dang Zui is a commendatory word."

"Then what do you object to when I scold you?" Yifei asked, rolling his eyes.

"That's right! I'm not dissatisfied! I just dissatisfy that you use this word as a derogatory term. In this world, the meaning of praise and derogation has never been so easy to interpret. If you change the tone, it will be a different one." Meaning, that's why I'm telling you so much."

It is very helpless to see Lu Ziqiao's crookedness, uh, hatred, Yifei. This bastard can always say a lot of truths, and the rhetoric can make people dizzy~.

Chapter 903

But let's talk about it, if Lu Ziqiao dared to brainwash him in front of them, if he dared to say it outside, he would be thrown rotten eggs, so he dared to say this in front of them.

Bai Zhi and the others didn't take it seriously, he is a pervert, of course he has to speak for himself~ But let's just treat it as a joke~

For a while, everyone fell silent and continued to watch TV, but at this time, Mika also came out of the room, wearing a red backless dress, even when she came out, she was still in the photo. Lipstick in the mirror.

This move naturally attracted all the attention. You must know that Mika usually takes the kawaii route. Of course, this is also her favorite route. But at this time, she actually turned into a sexy outfit. Such a big change , Something must have happened, everyone stopped watching TV and started gossiping about her.

"Meijia, your career line today is so long! What's going on!?" Yifei teased immediately.

Lu Ziqiao had a bad premonition, squinted her eyes and looked her up and down: "You stuffed half a football in there?"

"Can you speak human language?" Meijia was upset: "It's not bad if people don't come here at all. There are only five cushions in total."

After hearing this, Yoyo took a deep breath, and complained helplessly: "I'll just say it! Being a woman is stressful all over, what are you going to do, go to an interview?"

"No~ It's a friend I haven't seen for many years, just going to have a meal."

"That's all? That's all, it must not be simple." Bai Zhi curled her lips: "As the saying goes, a woman is the one who pleases herself. This person must be a man, either someone Mijia liked in the past, or someone with an unusual relationship, and , according to my guess, this man's age is definitely between 28 and 35 years old, and you haven't seen each other for at least five years, as for his appearance~ I guess he's well-mannered and looks like a dog."

"Wow~ You can figure this out¨‖." Meijia almost jumped up when she heard Bai Zhi's words: "I haven't said anything yet!"

"Ha~ Just kidding, who am I? How can such a thing be difficult for me?" Bai Zhi proudly pointed to her nose, looking smug.

"Um, how did you guess his age and appearance?" Guan Gu was a little curious. He also understood the previous sentence, saying that he was a man, and that he had an unusual relationship with Mijia, and he could guess it, but the latter , where do you see it?

"Simple." Bai Zhi snapped her fingers and analyzed bit by bit: "Because of Mika's outfit, she said she was meeting an old friend she hadn't seen for a long time, so here comes the question, do you think Mika used to take the sexy route? Of course No, she took the cute route, so her friend who is not simple must also like her to take the cute route.

Generally speaking, when Meijia saw him, the first time she saw him, she must have thought of the same attire as before, but now she has changed her avatar uncharacteristically. What is the reason?There are not many clues at present, the only possibility is: age, people who are a little older, or people with more experience will feel that cuteness is worthless in front of sexiness.

As for the appearance, unless there are special circumstances, Meijia is a beauty control, and she is still in the late stage of nympho, otherwise she will not be obsessed with it for so long. "

"Oh~ learn to be old, live to be old." Guan Gu felt that Bai Zhi's analysis made sense.

"You're so right." Meijia nodded in agreement: "Xiaolong is just like what you said, gentle, handsome, and he is my first boyfriend..."

"Wait a minute." Bai Zhi interrupted Meijia's words, touched her chin: "So, I made a mistake in the last sentence, this little dragon must not look very good, with a beard on his face, he must still feel good and decadent Uncle."

"This is completely different from what you said before!" Yu Mo complained weakly.

"Just now I didn't get the important information that he is Meijia's first love boyfriend." Bai Zhi analyzed seriously: "After so many years, meeting my first love is the most complicated feeling, because first love is very beautiful, but sometimes we break up for various reasons. I only feel regret, but I am only happy when I see Mika, and my mood is not complicated. What does this mean? Taking a step back, after so many years, I still have such a confident appointment. Don’t even think about it, I know who this so-called Xiaolong is. right?"

"Your explanation is too far-fetched." Yu Mo retorted to Bai Zhi, who can explain things like feelings clearly: "You didn't even listen to Mijia, so you came to a conclusion?"

Bai Zhi shrugged and didn't refute. If it was Meijia's first love boyfriend, Bai Zhi definitely remembered who it was. When she said that she saw old friends before, Bai Zhi hadn't realized it. After all, meeting old friends happened all the time in the apartment. Sometimes, they It's not uncommon to see someone dressed like a dog, but when Mei Jia said that she was her first boyfriend, Bai Zhi popped up such a character in her mind.

None of Guan Gu, Yoyo, and Yifei questioned Bai Zhi's reasoning, or they seemed to have accepted Bai Zhi's reasoning, but this made them more urgent: "` ‖Then what exactly does this little dragon do? Listen to the name, it's a bit like a boxer."

"Yeah." Mika nodded more agreeingly: "Basically, he is a motorcyclist, we met eight years ago, he is handsome, humorous, athletic, and, most especially, he is very handsome .”

"..."

"Oh, I see, this is not a sick sentence, but an emphasis." Guan Gu broke the silence.

"How handsome can he be? Does he have horns on his head, or a tail behind him?" Lu Ziqiao complained sourly.

"Meijia is talking about Xiaolong, not Xiaolong people."

"I guess he's not Human Double."

Meijia rolled her eyes and ignored Lu Ziqiao’s remarks that grapes are sour if she can’t eat grapes, but took out a photo: “We met at the Hurricane Race in Central, look, this is his photo. "

"Pfft~hahaha, the devil can tell who it is~" The moment they saw the photo, everyone laughed. The person inside was covered in clothes, let alone their face, and they couldn't even see their fingers.

"Wait a minute, are you talking about the Hurricane Race in Central?" Bai Zhi suddenly stopped Mijia and continued: "You mean the Hurricane Race in Central eight years ago?"

"That's right!" Meijia nodded excitedly: "Did you know that too? It's here that he is known as the King of Jiangnan Cars. Many people have witnessed it, and I am one of the witnesses."

Bai Zhi opened her mouth, hesitated to speak, and finally didn't say anything, but said with a dry smile: "Uh, I...I did watch it, it's very...exciting.".

Chapter 904

Several people looked at Bai Zhi with a strange expression, as if she wanted to say something but didn't say it, and they felt itchy in their hearts. Only Meijia was still immersed in the glory of the so-called "Jiangnan Car King", as if she had won this glory , did not hear it at all, Bai Zhi's words were obviously just perfunctory for her.

"Honey, do you know something?" Yu Mo almost always leaned on Bai Zhi's body, so as long as she raised her head, she could get close to Bai Zhi's ear, and then whispered to him.

Bai Zhi nodded, covered her mouth and whispered a few words next to Yu Mo's ear, Yu Mo stared for a second: "Ah??"

Bai Zhi spread out her hands, expressing that he absolutely did not lie to her: "This is how it happened. Although I wanted to tell Mijia that it was not true, I saw it with my own eyes and witnessed the whole process."

"What are you two muttering about?" Seeing Bai Zhi and Yu Mo whispering, Yifei directly exposed them.

"It's nothing..." Bai Zhi still wanted to argue, but Yu Mo stopped him.

"Baibai, why don't you tell Mika first! You see, with Mika's appearance, it is obvious that she is going to continue to develop with that little dragon. If it is what you said, even if Mika doesn't believe us, we can at least remind her! "

"Um, aren't you afraid that Meijia will be hit?" Bai Zhi stared at Yu Mo in surprise.

"It's better to be hit now than to be hit later, right? At least we're all here now, so we can persuade her. What if Meijia can't think about it when we're not here?"

"That makes sense." Bai Zhi nodded. The so-called long-term pain is worse than short-term pain. It might be a good thing for Mijia to jump out before she gets too deep: "Then I'll say it."

"Hey, are you going too far?" Yifei roared impatiently, "I'm asking you something! Is there anything you can't say openly! What kind of a hero are you muttering in the back?"

"Cut." Bai Zhi curled her lips, did not refute, but said indifferently: "Meijia, I have seen this Hurricane Race in Central, and I have witnessed the whole process of the competition."

"Is it exciting?"

"Exciting, indeed very exciting." Bai Zhi nodded. Seeing that everyone was looking at him, he obviously wanted to tell him what was going on. , It sounds so good, but in fact this competition itself is illegal, because it was organized by a group of dandies themselves, and it was held in Central Ring in violation of the rules."

"We know that." They were not as naive as Mika, they knew the difference between regular racing and drag racing: "You mean this little dragon is also a playboy?"

"Of course not, he doesn't have that qualification yet." Bai Zhi curled her lips: "I don't want to say anything about the regularity of this competition, I just heard the news and went to watch the soy sauce crowd, but in this competition, they really did something It was a gimmick, and whoever wins is the so-called 'Jiangnan Car King'."

"So, this little dragon won?"

"No, on the contrary, he was No. 2 from the bottom, at least until he was intercepted, he was No. 2 from the bottom."

"Ah?" Several people looked at Bai Zhi in surprise, cut it off?Does that mean the game is not over yet?But why is there such a title?

Bai Zhi knew their doubts. Before talking about this matter, he knew that others would definitely be confused, so he didn't make a fool of himself, but explained directly: "Since the competition is not over? Why is there such a title on his head? It's very simple, because this 'Jiangnan car king' is not a commendatory term, but a derogatory term.

"What do you mean?"

"As I said just now, he is a guy who feels good about himself. He races and races. He is the second to last. Many rich second generations come out to race. They are looking for excitement, they have money, and they don't care about this fine. .

But this guy is completely swollen face to pretend to be fat. After being intercepted, everyone else should be fined and fined, and should be detained. Only he threatened to let the traffic police wait for the court summons. Unable to get the money for the fine, the motorcycle was confiscated.

Afterwards, a group of people who didn't think it was a big deal joked that this was the real "Jiangnan car delusion". This delusion not only meant arrogance, but also lies. title. "

When Bai Zhi saw that he had finished speaking, everyone looked at him in a daze. He said helplessly, "If you believe it, you believe it. If you don't believe it, you don't believe it. Why are you looking at me like this?"

"So, do you know this little dragon?" Youyou asked Bai Zhi.

"I don't know, I've said it all, I was just a crowd of onlookers who were invited to watch the race, and I was deceived. At first I thought it was a regular racing car, but it turned out to be a road racing car. At that time, I almost slapped myself That bastard slapped me, isn't that cheating! It's also a pretense of getting to know more friends.

Shit, what do I know this kind of friend for?It doesn't make any sense at all. Apart from thinking about how to harm people all day long, I just think about how to cheat my father. Do I look like that kind of person? "

"..."

Ok!Regardless of whether Bai Zhi is like this for the time being, they slowly looked at Meijia. If what Bai Zhi said was true, how could Meijia fall in love with this guy?This guy is even worse than Lu Ziqiao!

After hearing Bai Zhi's words, Meijia's heart was almost broken: "You...Xiaolong is not such a person!"

Bai Zhi spread her hands: "I'm just telling what I know. You said you want me to give evidence, but I don't have evidence. In fact, those rich second generations are too lazy to talk to him after teasing him. If it wasn't for you Speaking of this Hurricane Race, I have long forgotten."

It happened eight years ago, when the millennium was just passed!The popularization of the Internet is not like it is now. Most of the people who know the news still read newspapers and TV. Except for the parties involved, few people will remember this kind of thing.

"So I said, you must have misunderstood. Xiaolong is very gentle. Every time I face him, I feel like a spring breeze. He is definitely not the kind of person you said who doesn't know how to be humble and who doesn't know how to advance or retreat."

"But, you guys still broke up! It's not right!" Youyou suddenly thought that something was wrong: "Baizhi, you said that he couldn't even pay the fine, so even the motorcycle was confiscated in the end, so he shouldn't be with Meijia." It's right to break up, although I really don't want to admit it, but with Meijia's current state, Xiaolong will definitely take her for granted, at least, it is also a long-term meal ticket, just like Ziqiao now!"

I have to say that the questions Yoyo asked were of a very good standard, indeed this is a contradiction. .

Chapter 905

"Good question." Bai Zhi sighed, and explained lightly: "In this world, everything can be reasonable, but feelings have never been reasonable. Meijia is willing to believe in that little dragon. Naturally, Carrots and greens, everyone has their own love, others will also like that little dragon, and this brain-damaged woman is called Kaili, and I later found out why a bunch of rich second-generation racing cars would call such an unlikable one guy, and the reason is because he's the girlfriend of a woman named Kelly."

"Did you say something wrong?" Yu Mo seemed to have found something wrong, and wanted to correct Bai Zhi.

"No, that's right, because, compared to Xiaolong, this woman is the real 'boyfriend'."

"..."

Although Bai Zhi didn't explain it, but just emphasized it, they understood it instantly, because there was a couple in their apartment, Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian, but they would create such an illusion, it was entirely a matter of personality.

On Xiaolong's side, it is entirely because of economic problems, and there is an essential difference between the two.

"But since such a girlfriend is on the list, why isn't she willing to pay the fine for Xiaolong?" Youyou asked again.

"Ask me? How do I know? I've said it all. I'm just a soy sauce crowd. It's my limit to know this. The relationship between these two people is nothing more than the relationship between nurturing and being nurturing. But I'm not interested in such a relationship." Bai Zhi curled her lips, it's true that he wanted to hang around and die, but it didn't mean that he liked soft food.

"You must have made a mistake." Meijia was still arguing to him: "This Kelly is his teammate, and Xiaolong even explained it to me! Think about it! If he really cheated, how could he let me know Where is this woman?~"

Yifei and the others sighed. The IQ of women in love will decrease. This is a very serious problem. Her analysis is already very paranoid. No matter what the problem is, it is moving towards Xiaolong's benefit.