Bitch living in an apartment

　170 Now they were not gloating, but began to sympathize with Lu Ziqiao. If it wasn't for the fact that he didn't attack so hard, maybe he would lose his function now?

Guan Gu was afraid for a while, if he joined in because he also had a girlfriend, he didn't know what would happen.

. . . . . .

Lu Ziqiao spent another sleepless night, and fell asleep the next day when it was almost dawn, and slept until after two o'clock in the afternoon. When she woke up, she didn't feel refreshed.

But thinking that he had escaped Bai Zhi's nightmare, he regained some energy, got out of bed by force, washed up casually, and went to the bar.

At this time, Bai Zhi and the others were already sitting and chatting in the bar, Lu Ziqiao sighed and sat down, Zeng Xiaoxian saw that he was not in a good mood, and asked worriedly: "Zi Qiao, you don't look well, what's wrong? "

"It's nothing, I didn't sleep well last night." Lu Ziqiao rubbed his eyes, asked for a glass of cold water, took a sip, and his face turned rosy: "By the way, what were you guys talking about just now? I really want to hear about some tests. "

Yu Mo said casually: "It's nothing, it's just that I saw a test question in a magazine before, saying that it can test the strength of teeth, and it is quite accurate, but it needs a noise tester."

"To test the strength of the teeth... why use a noise tester? Does it mean that whoever barks loudly means that whose teeth are strong?" Yifei asked suspiciously.

At this time, Bai Zhi nodded thoughtfully: "Oh, I see, it must be like this, if you shout, if your teeth fall off because of your shouting, it means that the teeth are not strong enough; If it hurts, it means that the tooth is strong, but it still needs to be strengthened; if there is no feeling at all, it means that the tooth is very strong; this decibel tester is to ensure that it is what happens to the tooth under the same decibel, right? "

"..." Several people looked at Bai Zhi in a daze. Whose teeth would fall out because of shouting?Unless you yell, your stomach acid is yelled out. . .

"Hehehe, what you said makes sense..." Yu Mo smiled awkwardly: "However, that's not how the noise tester is used."

"How do I use it?"

"It's like this." Yu Mo said solemnly: "Bite your boyfriend or husband's arm with your teeth, and gradually exert force. When the boyfriend or husband is yelling, quickly measure the decibels of his yelling with a noise meter.

如测量值高于100分贝，则说明你牙齿强度100；如测量值在50至80之间，则说明你牙齿强度为50；如测量值为0。。。”

"Prove that the strength of the teeth is zero?" Bai Zhi added weakly.

"No, if the measured value is zero, then you need to take your boyfriend or husband to the hospital to check his pain nerves." Yu Mo answered Bai Zhi's words seriously.

Several boys looked at each other, then unobtrusively pulled off their long sleeves to protect their arms. . .

Is this what people do?It is simply unreasonable who came up with this test.

I saw Yoyo tilting her head and thinking for a while: "Then, if I take a stopwatch and bite my boyfriend's arm hard, and see how long it takes for him to break free, I can test the bite force of my teeth." ?”

Yu Mo was stunned for a second when he heard Yoyo's inference, and thought that the logic was correct: "Theoretically, this is the case."

"Ah~~~" As soon as Yu Mo finished speaking, Guan Gu screamed.

Several people looked at Guan Gu with a ferocious expression, and couldn't help swallowing, Yoyo really bit Guan Gu's arm, and still biting tightly, no matter how much Guan Gu begged for mercy, no matter how hard he tried to break free, it was useless.

After a long time like this, Yoyo let go of her mouth impatiently, spit out the dust that entered her mouth because of biting: "Guanguan, are you too wet?" Yoyo took out a stopwatch from behind: "1 minute 20 seconds, you didn't open it, what should I say about you!"

Guan Gu clutched his arm and hopped wildly: "Aww, huh~ You said it lightly, what if you tear off a piece of my flesh? It hurts so much..."

Several people felt chills in their hearts, Bai Zhi and Zeng Xiaoxian looked at each other, and rushed to the corner of the sofa with a "huh", a little far away from Yumo and Yifei, and looked at them vigilantly. to the side.

Three big men squeezed on a chair, and it was not too crowded, but they were sweating and wary of them.

"Hey, look at how cowardly you are? Even if you give me to bite, I won't bite." Yifei said contemptuously.

Guan Gu looked at Yoyo resentfully: "I thought so at first, but I stretched out my hand unexpectedly, and Yoyo really bit me."

Apparently, Guan Gu had lingering fears about this statement, and he didn't believe Yifei's words even if he was killed. Women are all pickled peppers and chicken feet, so they can only believe what they say, and they have to make various oaths and guarantees only under certain circumstances.

As for now. . .not within the credible range.

If you say bite, bite, this Yoyo is definitely a dog, or it is a tiger, anyway, it will not be a good stubble.

Bai Zhi seems to believe that Yu Mo is also joking, but it is obvious that the lesson learned from the past is the lesson of the past, and with the precedent of Guan Gu, Bai Zhi decides that it is better not to take this risk.

It's a good thing that Meijia has gone to work at this time, otherwise Lu Ziqiao would have to jump up and come over, so that she wouldn't look down on the three of them arrogantly. . . .

Chapter 900

"Yu Mo, you told me which magazine published this test question, and I suddenly felt that I need to talk to that guy about my life." Bai Zhi said seriously: "This is clearly teaching bad girls~"

Zeng Xiaoxian and Guan Gu nodded frantically, thinking of such a sinister idea, have you ever thought about the difficulties of the majority of male compatriots?Guan Gu complained dissatisfiedly: "Besides, I can be sure that the person who asked this test question is either out of his mind, or he is a million-year-old single dog."

"Why do you say that?" Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned for a second: "These things don't seem to be related?"

"It doesn't matter." Instead, Bai Zhi understood what Guan Gu said, and explained to Zeng Xiaoxian: "Guan Gu said he was out of his mind, you understand that, right? As for the Wannian single dog? Hehehe, that one came up with this test question." Yes, if it wasn't that his brain was flooded, he was deliberately joking like this, but he must have never been in a relationship. I don't know that girls' IQs are always negative when they are in love again. Let alone a bite, it is even a slash. Maybe they will believe it too.~"

Guan Gu nodded frantically, that's right, he meant it, and it doesn't have to be a negative IQ, even if it is a positive IQ, it's unavoidable to meet a second-hand girlfriend. . .

Youyou was very dissatisfied when she heard the words of Bai Zhi and Guan Gu. Either her girlfriend had a negative IQ, or she committed a crime. Isn't that just talking about her?This is unbearable: "You are the only one who commits two crimes, and your IQ is negative."

Guan Gu had a bitter face, but he didn't refute, you just talked about it, didn't you?

Bai Zhi felt that this couldn't go on like this, if they talked about this topic again, what would they do if they really came up with one mouthful?I still have to find a way to divert my attention: "Speaking of tests, I have a way to test a person's charm."

"You don't want to say, cut a knife on the face, and then see who looks the best after the disfigurement, then who is the most attractive?" Yifei thinks, according to Bai Zhi's brain circuit, this should be like this.

"If you like to do this, I have no objection!" Bai Zhi shrugged: "I mean, on the bustling street, shout three times: I'm single!

If more than five men come to ask the price, your charm is 100; if more than five men laugh at you, it means your charm is 50; if no one cares, it is recommended that you go out less Number of appearances; how?Am I normal? "

"Normal...what a fart!" Yifei almost drowned Bai Zhi with a mouthful of spit: "Why don't you go to the bustling street?"

"It doesn't matter if you don't go to the street! You can also yell here." Bai Zhi said that I am very open-minded, and I don't need to go to the street.

"Why is it a lady and not a man?" Yifei objected.

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled cheaply: "Hmph ha ha ha ha ~ I knew you would still be dissatisfied, isn't it just to test your charm? Look at me."

Zeng Xiaoxian stood up, Bai Zhi, Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu saw this scene, nodded, gave him a thumbs up to give him the greatest encouragement, Zeng Xiaoxian moistened his throat proudly, then casually glanced at the bar, his dantian sank, Shouted three sentences: "I'm single, I'm single, I'm single..."

For a moment, the noisy bar fell silent. He glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian, and then went back to doing his own thing. The silence lasted only two seconds, and he returned to the starting point.

"Hahahaha~" Yifei laughed and slapped the sofa straight, unable to straighten her waist.

Leaving away in high spirits, and returning disappointed, these words are the best way to express Zeng Xiaoxian's mood. He looked at the laughing Yifei with black lines all over his head: "Is it so funny? At least I have the courage to challenge myself, You don't even have the guts to shout."

"Who said I wouldn't dare?" Yifei laughed enough, seeing Zeng Xiaoxian challenging her, she couldn't help tidying up her attire, seizing up and moistening her throat: "I'm single..."

He also yelled three times in a row, but at this moment, after a three-second silence, the men who were three meters away from Yifei suddenly ran to the outside like a mouse seeing a cat.

"Run! The female devil is still single."

"Run! The female devil is going to throw a hydrangea ball to recruit her."

"Run! The female devil is going to eat people."

Run three times in a row, in an instant, all kinds of voices came from every corner, and then there was no whispering, and all the men lowered their heads, just like when they were young, when they were in class, who would the teacher want to come? Answer the question, for fear of pointing to myself

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"..." Yifei's face turned black, although this situation may be attributed to the ranks of fifty, but how could it be more hurtful than Zeng Xiaoxian's! ?Faced with this situation, Yifei also faced the tremendous pressure of Zeng Xiaoxian's ridicule, and said with a dark face: "Why are you laughing? At least I won too, which is much better than you."

"Yes, yes, you won, hahaha~" The roles of Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei seemed to be reversed, and Zeng Xiaoxian laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up.

I have to say that the test question that Bai Zhi said was very cheating, but it also aroused the interest of several people, and Lu Ziqiao was one of them. : "Compared to charm? I've never been afraid of anyone! Well, now it's my turn, and now I'll let you see what real charm is."

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After coughing twice, Lu Ziqiao looked at himself first, and it seemed that there was nothing wrong, and even surpassed Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei at the beginning: "I'm single..."

After shouting three more sentences, Lu Ziqiao stopped confidently, waited for the audience to shout, and closed his eyes confidently. However, what greeted us was not the audience's cheers and requests for a phone call, but Yisheng roared angrily: "Lu Xiaobu, am I not your girlfriend? So you lied to me before, go to hell!"

Hearing the voice, Lu Ziqiao faltered in an instant. Without even turning his head, he ran away and ran to the back door. . .

A chick who just came in from the bar stepped on high heels and chased after her, causing everyone to laugh. After the girl ran out, Lu Ziqiao got out from under the bar and patted her chest in shock, apparently quite frightened .

"Zi Qiao, haven't you ever been afraid of someone compared to Charm? Why are you cowardly?" Bai Zhi teased, and when it comes to Bi Charm, Bai Zhi believes that Lu Ziqiao is really awesome, at least his popularity in the bar is second only to Bai Zhi, among them The gap is still that Bai Zhi is more forthright, and Lu Ziqiao likes to take advantage of others' drinking, otherwise, with his communication skills, he can really get along better than Bai Zhi. . .earth.

Chapter 901

"cut..."

Lu Ziqiao was obviously very upset about this chick who ruined his good deeds. Although strictly speaking, he is indeed not single now, but he doesn't know how many points he has scored for being messed up like this.

Faced with Bai Zhi's ridicule, he himself felt a little bit pained, but soon he was relieved, and rolled his eyes, thought of an idea, sank into his dantian, and shouted three times: "Bai Zhi is single... .”

Bai Zhi was dumbfounded for a moment, and her laughter also stopped abruptly. After Lu Ziqiao finished shouting, she sat back on the sofa, spread her hands helplessly, and brushed off her clothes, hiding the pleasure of merit and fame.

It's just that he ran away after pretending to be aggressive, but left Bai Zhi's name on it. After the bar fell into silence for a few times, nothing happened. Yifei and Lu Ziqiao laughed heartily: "Bai Zhi, look Come on, you are not doing well~ Look, you have been shouting for a long time, and you are more silent than Zeng Xiaoxian, you are really... Hahaha~"

Yifei and Lu Ziqiao laughed at Bai Zhi to their heart's content, Bai Zhi looked at them sideways and let them laugh so happily.

At this time, Joey came over, took a look at Yu Mo, and then said weakly: "Well, boss, this is the Bingrui that Mr. Wang ordered for you, and let me bring you a sentence: Don't be sad, let me go This time he will introduce you to a prettier one."

Joy said the last sentence as quietly as possible, for fear that Yu Mo would hear it, but she still heard it, her face darkened, and she gave Lu Ziqiao a hard look.

Yifei and Lu Ziqiao's whispers stopped abruptly, as if someone had strangled their necks, and Yifei said sourly, "What are you looking at? Isn't it just a bottle of Bingrui? It's not that I can't afford it."

Joey coughed: "Hey, boss, a total of thirteen gentlemen and ladies ordered a total of thirteen bottles of Bacardi, Bingrui, and Vogat for you just now. Look, are they served directly, or are they all served together? bottle by bottle?"

"Hahaha~" Bai Zhi smiled triumphantly: "See? This is called charm. Besides, I don't want to see whose territory it is." Bai Zhi waved her hand and told Joey: "Take all I brought up all of them, anyway, it’s someone’s kindness, so I want to share it with everyone, by the way, send it back to the double past, just say I invited you.”

"What are you proud of? Don't you want to send it back." Yifei replied sourly.

She is very unfair in her heart!Why did this bitch deliver drinks to so many people, but she acted like a ghost, and almost smashed the wine bottle.

In fact, she knew very well in her heart that even if Bai Zhi was double invited back, he would still make money, not only in terms of human favors, but also in material terms. Compared with the purchase price, the wine in the bar is more than twice as expensive. . .

His self-confidence was hit, Zeng Xiaoxian, Lu Ziqiao and Yifei each found a reason to go out. Rather than sitting here and being pierced, it is better to go for a walk than to stay here.

Bai Zhi didn't know it, so she shared all the wine with Yoyo and the others. As for the undrinkable ones, they put them in the bar and put them away. I have to say, the ones at home are convenient, drink them when you finish them, and keep them if you can't finish them. Get up, you can drink it next time. . .

For a while, the atmosphere became a little deserted, only Guan Gu, Yoyo, and Yu Mo were sitting here, but they were couples after all, so they didn't feel bored at all.

. . . . . .

One day passed in a flash, and the next morning, Yu Mo went to work again, and Bai Zhi could only stay at home with Guan Gu Youyou, two guys who had nothing to do.

The two looked at it, and suddenly they brought some paper and pens, and sat down.

"Another test?" Bai Zhi saw the contents of the magazine and yelled dissatisfiedly: "Guan Gu, did you forget that Yoyo bit you at the bar yesterday? Are your hands still green now?"

Hearing Bai Zhi's words, Guan Gu felt his arm still hurting: "Can you stop talking about what happened yesterday?"

Youyou said dissatisfied: "This is a test, don't worry, it won't be so violent."

"Test questions? Stress test questions!" Bai Zhi rested her chin with her hand, calmed down and read it: "Do you think I'm a stressed person?"

"A lot of pressure is hidden. If you are laughing and joking all day long, you may be under a lot of pressure in your heart. Maybe you will see it after doing it." Yoyo explained, it felt as if she was the one who set the question.

"Okay! Then I'll try it!" Bai Zhi was also bored, so she just took the pen, looked at the questions above, and worked out one by one.  …

"Facing your lover, do you suddenly have the urge to slap him to death for a few days a month?" Bai Zhi rubbed her chin: "What kind of problem is this? Will there be a few days? Of course there will be, even if We grew up together, and it’s impossible for everything to be in harmony.”

Very helpless, Bai Zhi chose "yes", and Bai Zhi was even more speechless for the next question, this is simply a heart-pounding existence!And every question is something that everyone will have, something that was taken for granted, but when it comes here, it all becomes stress.

Of course, such a scene also caught the attention of Zeng Xiaoxian who was wandering around at home. He walked over curiously: "Stress test questions? Why are you doing this kind of thing?"

"It's fun!" Bai Zhi sighed: "Mr. Zeng, you are the host of the emotional show, let me ask you! Do you think two people being together means pressure?"

"Isn't this nonsense? When two people are together, no matter how well they work together, there will always be disagreements. If there are disagreements, there will be pressure. These are unavoidable, but they are only slight, and they will not affect life at all. s things."

Bai Zhi nodded, pointed to the titles in the book and said: "But I listed them all for you, and then zoomed in infinitely, telling us that a kiss will bring pressure to each other."

"Can there be no pressure?" Zeng Xiaoxian complained silently: 2.9 "Kissing blood pressure rises, hormones are secreted rapidly, the whole body starts to feel hot, and the heart beats rapidly. Is it all psychological? Then only the dead have no pressure."

Bai Zhi nodded in agreement: "Mr. Zeng, who has called you for so long, you finally said something convincing. This 'teacher' is not called for nothing. Then, Mr. Zeng, facing this kind of training class to sell yourself, How do you think it should be handled better?"

Zeng Xiaoxian followed Bai Zhi's fingers to look over, and sure enough, a guy called Sanmu Training Class appeared in front of him, and he shook his head immediately: "Cut, it turned out to be an advertisement! No wonder they even send out such small problems. The current merchants, In order to make money, I dare to do anything... ".

Chapter 902

"I said what did you do? This is just a test, okay? Whether there is pressure, whether to go to training, it is all up to you, and they didn't force you to go! Is it necessary to say so much?" Guan Guhe Yoyo is obviously very dissatisfied with Bai Zhi and Zeng Xiaoxian's cold water.

"I'm just complaining that these questions are too good for him." Bai Zhi explained weakly: "Then how many points did you get? I actually got ninety points in this survey. I'm both ninety points. You have at least two points." Is it [-]%?"

When Zeng Xiaoxian heard Bai Zhi's answer, he was immediately surprised. In terms of pressure, everyone in the apartment is more stressed than this guy. He is already [-] points, so he can get [-] points no matter what!

"I don't know, I haven't finished the answer yet." Guan Gu and Youyou shook their heads, but they still calculated each question one by one: "Choose A20 points, B10 points, C2 points, I'll do it, don't forget, I'll do it when I come up." I chose four A's, and I'm already over eighty, it seems that I really need to decompress."

"Hmph, I'll just say it!" Bai Zhi said proudly.

Guan Gu was more proud than Baizhi, pointing to his own paper, and looked at his father and the others: "See, I basically choose C, and the total is more than 30 points. I am under mild pressure, which is better than yours. Much lower~~”

"09 is it?" Bai Zhi sneered twice, pointed to the question above and said, "Really? Why do I feel that this question is right for you! Look at the last question, do you have a habit of instant noodles? If Yes, the above questions are not counted, and the direct score is full."