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Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes flared up, and then went out directly: "It's really what Bai Zhi said, this thing doesn't even count as physical damage, it can only be regarded as a strategy that hurts the enemy by three points and hurts oneself by a thousand, this thing can be seen at a glance It was me who did it, Nuo Lan can just take another picture at worst, and I will be miserable, and maybe I will be laid off."

"Shall I tell you?" Bai Zhi curled her lips.

"Then what can you do?" Both Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian said impatiently, and Bai Zhi would complain here without coming up with any ideas.

"Simple." Bai Zhi snapped her fingers: "Don't you just hate them for insulting your dignity? Isn't it because 127 wants to remake the poster? Just make a silent protest."

"Silent protest? Are you sure Lisa and the others care?"

"The essence of the problem lies in your strength. Can this show be without you? Think about it, why the host of this show has always been you, not someone else." Bai Zhi nodded her head: "Everything moves Brain, don't do those fancy things."

"Because...of course it's because I'm excellent, heh heh hahaha~~"

"Teacher Zeng, we are analyzing the problem now, not narcissistic."

"You mean, Mr. Zeng's thick skin?" Lu Ziqiao pointed directly at Zeng Xiaoxian's core: "And he is more obedient and unconditionally agrees with the leader's words, so why is he always in this half-dead state?"

"Bingo, congratulations on getting the answer right."

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyebrows twitched, listening to the two guys analyzing himself, but this analysis is simply unbearable!What is thick-skinned and obedient?Is this what people say?

"Well, I think you should change your evaluation, for example, my program is good, or I'm attractive, or I'm better...Ah~~~"

Before Zeng Xiaoxian finished speaking, he was pushed away by Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao: "That means we will start from this aspect..."

"...".

Chapter 846

The two were discussing, but they left the protagonist outside, Zeng Xiaoxian squatted in the corner and drew circles, no longer like this, they were obviously discussing his affairs~ Why is there no him?This is too cheating, right?Even if you want to mess with me, let me know the plan?what is this?Is it fun?

"That's not bad. Zeng Xiaoxian will definitely turn the tables. Hey, where is Teacher Zeng?" Lu Ziqiao looked back, and saw Zeng Xiaoxian squatting in the corner drawing circles, and asked in amazement: "Mr. Zeng? What are you doing here? We They're all discussing your affairs! You're actually being lazy."

"Who's being lazy? It's obvious that you pushed me out." Zeng Xiaoxian roared aggrieved.

Bai Zhi scratched her head: "Really? It doesn't matter anymore, don't care about this detail, we thought of a method that can make you instantly kill the audience, would you like to hear it?"

"What method?" Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly recovered and asked expectantly.

Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao looked at each other, and smiled strangely, Zeng Xiaoxian didn't know why, but had a very bad premonition.

After hearing Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao finished speaking, Zeng Xiaoxian swallowed a mouthful of saliva, his stomach churning continuously: "No, no... can this work?"

"Don't worry, you can do it, don't underestimate your power."

"But... But, where am I going to meet people in the future?!"

"Why don't you need to meet people, this is a good opportunity to brush your face!"

"Don't be a mother-in-law, Mr. Zeng, are you still a man? I didn't ask you to do that, I just asked you to replace it with something else. Don't worry about Baizhi's craftsmanship? I promise to kill you instantly." The audience." Lu Ziqiao winked at Zeng Xiaoxian, almost saying on his face, I'm cheating you, whether you can dance or not.

However, Zeng Xiaoxian didn't seem to be able to refuse: "Then...alright!"

"If you want it now, I can make it for you now, but only if you know what Lisa had for dinner tonight."

"Tonight...she seems to be eating finger cakes bought in the street downstairs ¨‖."

"Understood." Bai Zhi nodded, and rushed directly to the kitchen, put on her apron, took out a kitchen knife, and checked what was in the refrigerator.

Seeing Bai Zhi busy, Zeng Xiaoxian felt a sense of pleasure in his heart for some reason, presumably he could take revenge on them, he felt very happy!

Not long after, Bai Zhi finished her busy work, and Bai Zhi specially packed it in a lunch box for Zeng Xiaoxian, just to keep Zeng Xiaoxian warm. After all, the hotter something is, the stronger the smell~

"I'm leaving."

"Go, let's go~"

Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao held back a smile and let go of Zeng Xiaoxian's hand, and clapped their hands. Lu Ziqiao finally burst into laughter: "Haha, how long do you think Mr. Zeng can last?"

"I bet one day."

"Is it too much? I bet for a long time." Lu Ziqiao stretched out a finger: "Don't forget that Mr. Zeng is a Virgo old clean freak, do you think he can last a day?"

"That's true, but you underestimated Teacher Zeng's determination."

"Then we'll wait and see."

After Zeng Xiaoxian went out, he put the lunch box in the passenger seat, but he didn't start the car, but kept struggling on his face, and in the end it seemed that evil thoughts prevailed: "Don't worry about it, the big deal is that the fish will die and the net will be broken. Look at me Pack you up."

Zeng Xiaoxian stepped on the accelerator hard, the car let out an angry roar, drove out of the underground parking lot, and drove away in the dark night.

As soon as Zeng Xiaoxian left, Yu Mo came back. He probably didn't find Bai Zhi in 3601, so he came to 3602 to look for it: "I'm back."

"You're back?" Bai Zhi looked back.

The original smile on Yu Mo's face froze there, and then he covered his mouth and rushed to the toilet. Bai Zhi glanced at Lu Ziqiao, and suddenly burst out laughing with a 'puchi'.

"Hahaha~ Zi Qiao, you...hahaha~~"

"Is it funny?" Lu Ziqiao rolled his eyes: "I don't care what shape this is, I just know that it's quite delicious."

"Yes, it's quite delicious..." Bai Zhi patted the table: "I said, if you want to eat it, tell me~ I'll make other shapes for you to eat! You're poop-shaped, I don't know if it's true I'll vomit."

"How is it possible? I think it's very ordinary!?" Lu Ziqiao looked at the poop-shaped food with a bite in his hand in wonder.

"That's because you don't know." Bai Zhi laughed enough and covered her stomach: "In order to make Teacher Zeng's bite more realistic and scary, I added sticky candy on it, and it sticks to my mouth after a bite. By the way, think about it, when someone sees the poop-like food, and then you bite it down before seeing clearly, and finally sticks your mouth, think about that scene."

"Hiss~~" Lu Ziqiao gasped, holding the food in his hand, it became tasteless, and at the same time, he felt his stomach churning again. . .

"It's so scary!" Lu Ziqiao complained.

"You continue to be scary! I have to explain to Yu Mo, this time she has to spit out her intestines." After Bai Zhi laughed, she didn't forget to explain to Yu Mo to make her feel better.

"｀ ‖Go, go~" Lu Ziqiao waved his hand, letting Bai Zhi do whatever he wanted, but now he was looking forward to Zeng Xiaoxian's side, but it's a pity that he couldn't see it with his own eyes, which is a pity!

On the other side, after driving for an unknown amount of time, he finally arrived at the radio station, parked the car, and looked at the two-person poster on it. He suddenly became angry, and his steps became more determined, and he just walked in.

Walking to his own studio, Zeng Xiaoxian saw Lisa and Nuo Lan discussing something, talking and laughing, but the moment Lisa saw Zeng Xiaoxian coming, Lisa's smile subsided.

"Why are you so late? Nuolan has been here for a long time, you said you don't have much skills, and you don't even have enough enthusiasm, do you still want to hang out?"

Zeng Xiaoxian pulled out a mean smile: "Lisa, there's a reason why I came so late. Look, I knew you didn't even have dinner, right? I asked my friend to make pastries for you. You brought it here, do you want to taste it?"

Lisa (well done) and Nuo Lan subconsciously glanced at it, their eyes lit up, the golden-yellow, round pastries inside the box, they were very appetizing at first glance: "Hey~ Where did the wind blow today? You Do you know how to bring us dinner?"

"Don't you know that the leader has worked hard? That's why I want to reward you."

"Well, then I'll try it." Lisa happily took one out and put it in her mouth, took a bite, and nodded: "Well, yes, your friend made this? What does he do?"

"Oh, his house is rent-collecting, but he has learned how to cook in his spare time, and he often studies some delicious pastries! Or something else."

"No wonder." Lisa and Nuo Lan shook their heads involuntarily, and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with a little more kindness. Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian standing still, Nuo Lan was a little curious: "Why don't you eat?"

Having said this, Zeng Xiaoxian showed an evil smirk, and took out another box from behind. . . .

Chapter 847

In the puzzled eyes of Lisa and Nuo Lan, Zeng Xiaoxian said embarrassingly: "I'm sorry, Lisa, it's like this, I can't eat anything else these days, because I opened a restaurant with the fans of the pickle fan club. Just kidding, they insisted on fulfilling my promise, so I can't help it, I can't eat those good things for a few days."

"The Pickle Club? Isn't that your fan group? What did you say?"

Zeng Xiaoxian laughed meanly, and took it out of the box. It was also a golden pastry. The difference was that the ones Lisa and Nuo Lan ate seemed to whet the appetite, but what he took out now, But it makes people lose their appetite, and even have the urge to feel sick.

"You..." Lisa felt her stomach churning.

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled embarrassingly: "That's it. I told the fans that this poster is a two-person poster. They would believe me, saying that they didn't see me, and asked me to fulfill my promise to eat poop. If I don't fulfill it, I will lose my fandom. Lisa, you know , I didn’t have that many fans in the first place, so in order to keep them, I had no choice but to do this, by the way, please take a picture for me, and upload it to my Weibo later.”

Saying that, Zeng Xiaoxian took a bite, and the pastry splashed 130 like peeing beef balls, filling Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth.

Lisa and Nuo Lan looked at the half-bitten thing in Zeng Xiaoxian's hand, then looked at the thing in their own hand, and suddenly ran out with their waists covered and their mouths covered.

"Hahaha~" Seeing that there was no one else, Zeng Xiaoxian laughed crazily. Seeing the pastry in his hand, he seemed to have copied the movements of Lisa and Nuo Lan for a moment, bent over and vomited, and ran into the toilet. . .

Fortunately, it was night and there was no one on the radio station, and some people had already started working in the studio, otherwise the three of them would have become everyone's focus.

But tonight, Lisa and Nuo Lan walked around Zeng Xiaoxian, and finally the live broadcast was about to start, so Nuo Lan reluctantly sat next to Zeng Xiaoxian, but his face was still ugly, and because Zeng Xiaoxian was absent-minded, Zeng Xiaoxian spoke Sometimes, she always felt a stench, which made her cover her nose unconsciously, which caused the poor effect of tonight's live broadcast.

In the end, it was Zeng Xiaoxian who basically spoke, which made him very happy. It turned out that there were unexpected gains!

"Today's "Your Moon, My Heart" is over here. The good man is me, and I am Zeng Xiaoxian. Let's see you tomorrow." At the end of the show, Zeng Xiaoxian finally breathed a sigh of relief. The voice was not right, fans all told her to go to bed early, but Zeng Xiaoxian was very happy, at least tonight's show still belonged to him.

"Nuolan, do you have time? How about we talk about the show later?"

"I..." Nuolan took her hand away from her nose, as if smelling another stench, she could only say in a low voice, "Today...I don't have time today, why don't I come tomorrow~ come early tomorrow. "

"Really? That's such a pity. See you tomorrow~ You go first! I'll pack up."

Nuo Lan left without looking back. Zeng Xiaoxian smiled happily. After several days of wits and courage, he gained the upper hand for the first time, and he felt very happy even when he was packing up.

Zeng Xiaoxian was humming a little tune and was about to leave with his backpack, but when he was going out, he happened to see what Nuo Lan and Lisa were talking about, and he would look over to the studio from time to time.

Zeng Xiaoxian was worried, wouldn't Nuolan be speaking ill of him?If Nuolan spoke ill of him, he couldn't say anything clearly.

He couldn't help but listened to the wall with his ear, and only listened to Lisa's suggestion to Nuo Lan: "Nuolan, your condition is not very good today, is it because of Zeng Xiaoxian?"

"No, Lisa, it's my problem."

"Don't explain, my dear, I have been Zeng Xiaoxian's leader for several years, and I still know his virtues. You were fine when you told me about the show before."

"Forget it, Lisa."

"Nuolan, otherwise, I will apply to the director to add a new column for you, and put it in a good time slot. I believe your grades will be better. As for the noon slot, I will simply cancel it." never mind."

"No, Lisa."

"Why? Zeng Xiaoxian is clearly provoking you tonight! He especially emphasized the matter of the poster, isn't he just dissatisfied with you stealing his limelight?"

"Lisa, I deliberately applied to be transferred to the noon shift. If you change my time again, wouldn't I have to change another time?"

"Why did you switch to the noon file?"

"This... Lisa, I'm sorry I can't tell you, but I think it's very good now. Zeng Xiaoxian is very professional. We cooperated well in a few days. He is really excellent. I really don't recommend canceling this show. .”

"Okay~" Although Lisa didn't know why Nuo Lan would speak up for Zeng Xiaoxian, but people with good grades can do whatever they want! Lisa can't help it either: "Then if you have any difficulties, you must tell me, so that I can help you too."

"Understood, yes, Lisa." Nuo Lan said hesitantly: "Otherwise, let's take a new poster~"

"Do you think it's bad too? I've already felt so. Don't worry, I'll just tell the director to let you go alone. If Zeng Xiaoxian lets him go, it's simply lowering the class!"

"No, Lisa, I mean, the poster is re-shooting a two-person show, right? After all, "Your Moon, My Heart" is a two-person show, so it's not fair to him. This time he may just use this way to vent himself Dissatisfaction, we can't say what will happen next time, so let's shoot again~"

"Why do you think about such things for him?"

"It's not for him, but for me. We are partners, and the days ahead are still very long. I don't want to spend every night in the real world. This will seriously affect the progress of the show."

"Okay, since you've said that, then I'll mention it to the director." Lisa expressed helplessness, because she really didn't see why Zeng Xiaoxian was so good, and she didn't know what the show would be like without him.

But she still agreed. Since she, the client, doesn't care, of course she doesn't care. It's just a matter of mentioning. The two talked for a while, and Lisa ended the meeting with Nuo Lan because it was very late. dialogue.

Nuo Lan seemed to be thinking about something, and didn't leave immediately, while Zeng Xiaoxian, who was standing aside, didn't know what to do. To be honest, he almost rushed out several times to have a good "talk" with Lisa, but he didn't have the courage. He has indeed passed the age of impulsiveness. . . .

Chapter 848

After Lisa left, Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help but walk out, because Nuo Lan not only didn't file a complaint, but spoke for him, and even applied for a new poster shoot.

To be honest, even if Nuo Lan proposed to Lisa that she host the show instead of Zeng Xiaoxian, Zeng Xiaoxian felt that Lisa would definitely agree to her. As for Zeng Xiaoxian?Maybe even become Nolan's telephone editor, which is a matter of course.

But she didn't, but asked Zeng Xiaoxian to stay. Judging from Zeng Xiaoxian's previous performance, they seemed to prefer one person to host the show. After all, there will always be a weak and a strong problem between two people.

"You...why are you pleading with Lisa?"

Nuo Lan was startled, then calmed down again: "Did you hear everything?"

"I heard it. It stands to reason that we are competitors. Why do you want to speak for me?"

"Competitors, it's just wishful thinking on your part. On the radio station, I want to compete with others for ratings, but we host the same program, so our interests should be tied together. How can there be such a thing as a competitor?" Ratings have gone up, it’s good for you and good for me, infighting will only benefit others, are you satisfied with this explanation?”

Zeng Xiaoxian opened his mouth and didn't speak, he couldn't help touching his nose in embarrassment, thinking about it, it seemed that he was right, Nuolan came to host this show with him, it was really just his wishful thinking that he was a competitor, after all, it was like a piece of cake, if someone If you want to compete with you, then you naturally need to take action to keep this cake.

But if someone else comes to share your cake and brings a bigger piece of cake, things will be different, I think, you are still happy to share your piece with her~?

"last question..."

"Just ask!"

"Why...why did you apply for a night-shift?"