Bitch living in an apartment

"Don't believe me, did you see those people over there? I just looked at you, and they all looked in your direction. This is you, a woman. They wouldn't sneak a peek just because they liked me, right? ?” Lu Ziqiao specifically pointed in the direction of the man.

Sure enough, the woman looked over and saw that person at a glance, and her face suddenly looked a little ugly. Lu Ziqiao's heart moved: "Your face is not very good, what's wrong? Do you know those people?"

"No...I only know the one behind you." The woman said lightly, "Can I trouble you to do me a favor?"

Lu Ziqiao had a premonition and asked honestly: "It's my honor to help the beauty. What do you need?"

"When he comes over later, pretend to be my boyfriend. As a reward, I will pay for your consumption at the bar today."

"Oh? Really? Then I'm really curious, who is he? It's just right, before he comes over, you can tell me who he is first, in case he is a boxer, then I am at a loss ?”

Lu Ziqiao asked her about the man's story indiscriminately. Obviously, after a long detour, Lu Ziqiao asked about this matter, which made the whole thing much easier.

"Hehehe~" The woman sneered twice: "What boxer! Have you ever seen such a weak boxer? It's just a coward who can only call 'Mom'. Do you want to hear my story?"

"All ears." Lu Ziqiao put on a look of patience, but the interest in my heart was greatly reduced.

From Lu Ziqiao's point of view, Bai Zhi's guess was very accurate, but when he guessed, Lu Ziqiao didn't quite believe it, but now that he confirmed it, it really doesn't mean anything.

It is estimated that it is difficult for girls to like such a person, even more unpopular than Pan Fanshou. If you meet some girls with strong self-confidence, this kind of person may not even look down on you.

Undoubtedly, this woman is more confident, and the two have stories.

It's just that Lu Ziqiao just listened to her story perfunctorily. Before the other party finished speaking, Lu Ziqiao received another text message: "The other party already has thoughts about you, withdraw."

Lu Ziqiao was startled. Seeing that the man didn't seem to come up, she quickly interrupted the woman's story: "Well, I'm sorry! I still have something to do. If we have time next time, how about we have a long talk?"

After finishing speaking without giving her a chance to react, she got up and left on her own. After a while, she walked to Bai Zhi's place at the bar: "Hey, Bai Zhi, how can you tell that she wants to pick on me?"

"Aren't the plots in novels like this? The male protagonist becomes a shield for a woman, and then an acquaintance appears, someone who is very familiar. Acquaintances have misunderstood the relationship, only because of the performance of the protagonist, fall in love with him, even if you don't want to marry, it's a normal routine."

"Have you read too many novels?"

"Then how do you explain that this man hasn't come over to challenge you so far? On the contrary, you've heard her say so much, and I find it strange that since this man is nervous even when he enters a bar, he will die in the face of a woman's strong rejection." Stalker? You met a match, man, do you see too many women with big breasts and no brains, and you can't react when you meet smarter ones?"

Lu Ziqiao shuddered: "I... I'll go, is this woman so scheming? But it's not right! Then I won't be the one who suffers in the end!"

"Hehehe, you want me to tell you this kind of thing? Anyway, as long as you have the idea that you are a bastard and don't take advantage of it, then you are ready to be KO!" Bai Zhi sneered: "Don't worry! Believe it or not, you can ask Xiao Hei to find out the background story of this girl, and you will be pleasantly surprised~~"

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"Don't scare me." Lu Ziqiao swallowed.

He who lives in love, if he wants to say that women take advantage of men, then it is nothing more than money, but he, Lu Ziqiao, is a poor man, what can you take advantage of me?

It's nothing more than seeing how high the immortal jumps, how sick you are, or brainwashing into pyramid schemes, neither of which is a good thing.

"I didn't scare you, why don't we take a gamble?" Bai Zhi looked at him with a half-smile.

"Forget it! You seldom lose when you gamble." Lu Ziqiao thought about Bai Zhi's glorious history. It seemed that he had never lost in this series of bets. Mika's Tathagata Palm!

It's just that now when he saw that woman, he suddenly felt like he was going to survive a catastrophe, and he couldn't help thinking: "Could it be that after staying with those women with big breasts and no brains for a long time, their IQ has been lowered? Why? Can’t even see such a simple routine? Although this is an anti-routine, it shouldn’t be done anyway!”

 …  

"Baizhi, I have a question I want to ask."

"Ask me~"

"It stands to reason that you don't pick up girls, and you don't fight wits with anyone. Why is your reasoning ability and discernment ability so strong? And I have been fighting wits with so many women, but I was defeated by such a simple routine. I almost put myself in it, is there any way in the middle?"

"You are asking the right person, do you know what is the most difficult thing to overcome in a person's life?"

"Lazy?"

"No."

"Habit?"

Bai Zhi continued to shake her head, Lu Ziqiao bit her finger: "Oh, I see, it's me."

"Correct, why do masters like to play chess with themselves? Can they find no opponents? Of course not. As the saying goes, the world is so big, why would there be no talent? No one can be invincible.

But when you play chess with yourself, no matter how you play, you know your own routines, and if you can tell the winner if you know your own routines, then in actual combat, even if the enemy knows your routines, isn’t that true? If you play a concept with yourself, you can tell the difference between yourself and yourself, let alone with others?

This is not only to deepen the understanding of oneself, to know oneself and the enemy~ but also to tap one's own weaknesses in order to deal with completeness. "

"Oh, I see. For example, conspiracy is not as good as Yangmou. You are not afraid of a strong attack, but a sneak attack?" Lu Ziqiao understood what Bai Zhi said.earth.

Chapter 844

"But what does that have to do with the question I asked earlier?"

Lu Ziqiao nodded with deep understanding, but suddenly thought something was wrong!This is not the question he asked at all!How to answer is this. After talking about it, but not giving an answer, how cheating is this.

"Why doesn't it matter?" Bai Zhi said unhappily: "I mean, you fucking meow, no one is playing with you, don't you know how to play with yourself? You don't even have this idea at all, you are fucking shit~"

"..."

Only then did Lu Ziqiao realize, what is the greatest loneliness, playing with yourself?Well, as expected, I played chess with myself, but the question is, how do I play chess with myself?

Lu Ziqiao was about to say something, but Bai Zhi's phone rang. When she took it out, Lu Ziqiao's eyes were about to pop out. Damn it, it was marked as a scam call in Bai Zhi's phone. Phone calls, not to mention the people who will return the number after a long time for Bai Zhi's spam advertisements, even people like Lu Ziqiao will be blocked directly.

Bai Zhi shook her mobile phone in front of Lu Ziqiao: "See? A liar, if you can play with him, then you are really awesome, what's the point of just playing with that big-chested and brainless person right?"

"You still stayed here on purpose?"

"Of course, do you need to talk about it? This bastard said that I have a credit report problem and has been asking me to pay some fees. I have settled down. You can try it. If you can take the initiative to let him say that you are a liar, Then you are awesome."

"It's not easy."

"I don't want to play with words. If he said it in a joking tone or similar ideas, it doesn't count~~"

"That..."

"Think quickly, this guy still has two brushes. If he doesn't answer the phone for a long time, maybe he won't call."

"I have an idea."

At this moment, Lu Ziqiao suddenly thought of an idea, and happily picked it up, then lowered his voice: "Hello."

"Hey, is it Baizhi? This is our last warning. If you don't pay the fee as soon as possible, we will submit all the evidence and send you a lawyer's letter. Before tomorrow, pay the money in XXXX , is your last chance."

Lu Ziqiao was silent for half a second, and said in a low and depressed voice, "Who are you?"

"I am a staff member of the credit investigation system, and I am responsible for dealing with all people who have problems with credit investigation."

"The code connection was successful, Zero, we finally found you."

"...Who are you? What code? What zero? What do you want from me?" The other party asked suspiciously.

"You don't need to admit it, your partner NO.11 is already in our hands, and it will be your turn soon, so, now, listen to his last mournful cry~" Lu Ziqiao's voice was low and charming, transferred to On the opposite side of the ear, the atmosphere became depressing.

Lu Ziqiao kept winking at Bai Zhi, Bai Zhi immediately felt relieved, is she looking for a wingman? !Isn't it just playing a NO.11?What a big deal.

Bai Zhi also covered her mouth with the palm of her hand very intimately, and made a sound of "wuwuwu~", as if someone covered her mouth with a cloth and could not speak, then the "cloth" was removed, and then It was the sound of panting, and Bai Zhi broke out in a hysterical voice: "Zero, hurry up, leave your current position, we have been exposed, his name is D... woo woo woo~~"

'Boom~'

Then there was the sound of her mouth being covered, and a loud gunshot, as if everything was over, Lu Ziqiao said slowly: "Do you know my name? You can't escape, your cell phone has been given We have provided a location, even if you escape to the ends of the earth, you will not be able to escape, hahaha~~"

"Hey~Hey~~I'm just a liar! I'm not a zero, hey, did you hear that? I'm really not a zero, help~~ woo woo woo~~"

Lu Ziqiao didn't care how the other party cried or yelled, hung up the phone without thinking, and showed a smug smile to Bai Zhi: "How is it? I can act well? And the other party has already said that he is a liar."

Bai Zhi gave him a thumbs up without hesitation: "The sword is not old! It's ok, but suddenly such an interesting plaything is missing, it seems a bit of a loss!"

"It's okay, there are a lot of liars in this world, maybe one day you will meet another tea seller, you can talk to her more about this, maybe she will show you something nice!"

"I'm a decent person 0......"

"Who isn't?"

"you are not."

"..."

Lu Ziqiao twitched the corners of his mouth, can he still speak properly?If you are not a decent person, you are not a decent person~ Can you please stop saying that, I am very embarrassed by your behavior.

Then Lu Ziqiao stopped talking. Bai Zhi knew that this guy was going to have nothing to say and could only drink silently. In a few minutes, Lu Ziqiao left this matter out of the blue.

"Hey, Bai Zhi, that man is gone." Lu Ziqiao Nunu opened his mouth.

"Leave as soon as you leave~ It's none of my business." Bai Zhi glanced casually: "You still want to be a matchmaker? Don't put yourself in it."

"I'm not interested anymore." Lu Ziqiao sized up the bar suspiciously, probably wanting to find a new prey, but how could it be so easy to find prey that meets his standards these days?So, another day of failure.

In the evening, after dinner, Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao were sitting in the living room of 3602 suite and playing flying chess, but they suddenly heard a door closing, and when they looked back, Zeng Xiaoxian came out helplessly.

Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao looked at each other: "Mr. Zeng? You didn't go to the radio station? Aren't you going to the radio station to compete for ratings these days?"

2.9 "Why are you fighting for the ratings? The ratings have risen a lot in the past few days." Zeng Xiaoxian became excited while talking: "You don't know, because of this, the leaders plan to give us a two-person poster to promote in the city. "

"Double poster, congratulations!? Teacher Zeng." Lu Ziqiao applauded him in surprise.

Zeng Xiaoxian yelled: "Congratulations! This is the poster of the couple, just look at it and you'll know."

Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao took it over and took a look, and immediately burst out laughing: "Hahaha, I'll go, who said this is a poster for two people? Your whole body is not as big as Nuolan's nostrils!"

"Hey, Mr. Zeng, you are really tragic!? Although I am also a bystander, but your leadership is too much!" Lu Ziqiao couldn't help laughing while talking. . . .

Chapter 845

"It's tolerable, which one is unbearable." Zeng Xiaoxian squeezed the fighting chicken in his hand so hard that his teeth were about to be crushed. This was simply an insult to his soul and his dignity.

"Then have you thought about what to do?" Bai Zhi asked him calmly.

"Ha~" Zeng Xiaoxian laughed triumphantly, but said without any confidence: "Not at all."

"Tch, I thought you were about to counterattack!" Lu Ziqiao curled his lips.

"I think so too! But I tried it, and this Nuolan has no weaknesses at all." Zeng Xiaoxian said anxiously: "Last night, during another live broadcast, I tried to open a breakthrough from the call from the audience, but you all know what happened ?"

Zeng Xiaoxian stared at Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao exaggeratedly, the two shook their heads, Zeng Xiaoxian then slowly narrated what happened last night, it was nothing more than Zeng Xiaoxian letting Nuo Lan go through the problem that his audience gave him before , but was easily resolved by her, not only did not embarrass her, but also let her out of the limelight.

"She's just a logic freak." Zeng Xiaoxian covered his head with his hands, feeling extremely sad.

"Do you think it's hard? Do I think it's easy?"

Both Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian looked at him in surprise, and said calmly: "Ah Lin really didn't hear anything from Ah Hao, he didn't lie, in view of the relationship between A Lin and A De, after all, he will have something because of Alan There is some estrangement, so since Ade told him that Ahao told Alin, maybe he said that on purpose, he wanted to blame Alin for Sanba's reputation, in fact Ade had already told Azhi, I was right , is that so?"

Both Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao opened their mouths in shock: "You are perverted!"

Bai Zhi said calmly: "Mr. Zeng, I have heard of this network a long time ago. As long as I have heard of it, there will be countless people who are in pain to explain it. This thing has been solved by others long ago. I use It's not logic, but memory, which is much simpler than logic, so you can't prove that she is a logic freak."

"You mean, she also said this from memory?"

"Almost, you just need to remember the conclusion. The logic in it, even if you say it, others can't remember it. Just like what I said just now, do you know what I'm talking about?"

Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao shook their heads frantically, who knows what Bai Zhi is talking about!In this way, telling others that you know a certain language has the same effect. Anyway, if you say it casually, they will not understand or remember it, so just say it casually.

"So, isn't she without weaknesses?" Zeng Xiaoxian's self-confidence returned: "Hahaha~ Then I can rest assured, little thing, don't let me catch your weaknesses, or I will definitely turn around A thousand times, let the whole world know."

Bai Zhi shook her head, approached Lu Ziqiao and said, "Did you see that? This is what I said about the benefits of playing chess with myself. Even if he knows my weakness, it's useless. If Nuo Lan can... hey~~"

"What are you talking about?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Lu Ziqiao and Bai Zhi whispering, and shouted with some dissatisfaction: "By the way, have you ever thought that I haven't found Nuo Lan's weakness, but she has found my weakness. Then it was waiting for me there."

"You still need to find your weakness?" Lu Ziqiao couldn't help but despise him: "As long as Nuolan whispers a word into Lisa's ear, do you think Lisa will listen to your explanation or hers?"

"I go..."

Zeng Xiaoxian has to admit that this is a problem, a lesson he has learned since he was a student, and Zeng Xiaoxian has only realized it now. If a poor student at the bottom of the crane wants to compare with a top-ranked student, the teacher will What kind of person can you think of with your toes!

"Is there anything you can do?"

"There is one way. Since ordinary physical attacks are ineffective, use magic attacks." Lu Ziqiao analyzed like an expert: "However, if this method is used, then the matter will be irreversible and must be dealt with." Be careful, be careful, be more careful."

"Dirty." Bai Zhi clicked her tongue twice and shook her head disdainfully.

"Do you know the method?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked Bai Zhi curiously, but Lu Ziqiao didn't say anything!

"Of course not."

"Then what are you shouting?"

"You don't need to know, Zi Qiao's method is usually to treat the symptoms but not the root cause, and he may even put himself in the hole, and the magic damage you mentioned is not like this. The so-called magic damage is nothing if you don't shoot it. Once you shoot it, it will be fatal. , and other people will think you are a silver gun wax head when they see it, so it is called magic damage."

Zeng Xiaoxian listened to Bai Zhi's explanation in a daze, shook his head impatiently, and was almost taken over: "Don't pay attention to him, Zi Qiao, just keep talking."

"My method is this..." Lu Ziqiao approached Zeng Xiaoxian's ear and whispered a few words in his ear.