Bitch living in an apartment

"Fathers, elders, brothers and sisters, I am your friend, Zeng Xiaoxian, welcome to the wedding of my friend Wang Tiezhu and Tian Erniu today."

"Well, I almost forgot, there's still this product!" Bai Zhi picked up a big cake next to her, and acted like a melon-eating crowd.

After Zeng Xiaoxian said a few words, Hu Yifei unplugged the microphone cable and replaced it with the rock band she hired.

"Love until death..."

"It tastes so strong." Bai Zhi gasped, are you sure it's appropriate to play such a song at a wedding?

Although I have seen it before, but when I heard it on the spot, I feel that this is not done by humans.

"Huh? Dude, did you sleep well?"

Before Bai Zhi had time to cover her ears, a familiar voice came from the side, Bai Zhi turned her head to look at it, and almost didn't spit out.

The panda eyes on this kid's face are oozing down because of sweating!Fortunately, it is not red, and fortunately it is not at night, otherwise it can scare people to death.

"Cough..." Bai Zhi, the instigator, coughed to ease the embarrassment: "Father, I remind you! Don't touch the makeup on your face. Now you sweat again. If you wipe it and turn into a cat, I don't have time to do it again." I made it up for you."

"Understood." Lu Ziqiao was full of energy, thinking that he would get paid later, he couldn't even think about it! .

Chapter 4

"Wow, so handsome!"

When Chen Meijia heard someone talking next to her, she turned her head and saw Bai Zhi's face imprinted in her eyes, and her eyes began to steam.

Bai Zhi touched her face, muttering to herself: Are you handsome?Hmm, it looks pretty cool.

Zeng Xiaoxian and Hu Yifei on the stage had already started to pinch each other. It was the rock band performing that suffered. Facing the soundtrack with a sudden change in style, they actually sang "The Match of the Immortals" in English very well.

It's just that some people in the audience don't seem to give them face!

"Handsome guy, do you have a girlfriend, what is your height, weight, and income?"

"Hey, can you stop being so nympho? This is a wedding, not a blind date." Lu Ziqiao who was pushed away by Chen Meijia was dissatisfied. There is something wrong with this woman's mind!Say handsome when you see a man.

"What's the matter with you? I'm asking this handsome guy."

"Cough~" Bai Zhi coughed: "Well, I don't have a girlfriend, and you stepped on his feet, be a lady, a lot of people are watching!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, Ziqiao Jun, I didn't mean it~"

"..."

"..."

Facing Chen Meijia who changed face in an instant, Lu Ziqiao and Bai Zhi felt helpless for a while, and what the hell was this deadly tone of voice!

"Here comes the bride and groom, Father, ready to go on stage."

Seeing that the car had already arrived, Bai Zhi quickly changed the subject, and wiped the cold sweat off her brow without any trace, it's really not something everyone can bear.

"Eh? Why don't the couples wear wedding dresses and suits?" Lu Ziqiao asked suspiciously.

"It must be a mistake! The newcomers are not them." Bai Zhi rolled her eyes. He had seen Wang Tiezhu and Tian Erniu before, so the ones who came down were Lu Zhanbo and Lin Wanyu, right?

Bai Zhi went to explore the situation in the past, and also got to know each other by the way, since they will live under the same roof in the future, it is still necessary to get to know each other.

"Yifei, why did the bride change? You didn't even notify me." Bai Zhi's words were not surprising, and she almost scared people to death with a sentence: "Even the groom has changed."

"..."

"Get out, this is my brother Lu Zhanbo, and his friend, Wan Yu." Hu Yifei said angrily.

"Oh, hello, my name is Bai Zhi, are you also getting married today?"

"Crazy, you should go and play!" Hu Yifei lost his temper, and pushed Bai Zhi away: "Wanyu, ignore him, this guy has a problem with his mind."

"Cut..." Bai Zhi returned to the crowd after saying hello.

Not long after, Zeng Xiaoxian ran up, holding an envelope in his hand: "Everyone, I just made a joke with everyone, the bride and groom will arrive soon, and at this beautiful moment, we have received a special blessing, It is a special old man, the founder of our apartment.

I am very happy to see such a couple of young people getting married in my house. I send my blessings to them. You have fulfilled one of my wishes. I welcome all lovers to stay in my house Come here.

So, I want to give two gifts, the first gift is for the couple, within my ability, I can fulfill one of their wishes.

The second gift is for everyone. All lovers who fall in love in our apartment can enjoy free water and electricity, and half the rent. "

"Oh, it's finally time."

Bai Zhi twitched her mouth. Although she heard it more than once, she was still inexplicably excited when she heard this sentence at the scene!

Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia next to each other began to mutter, and Bai Zhi knew without listening that these two funny guys were discussing how to pretend to be a couple.

'Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep~'

The music sounded, and the couple took happy steps, walked the red carpet, accepted everyone's blessings, and embarked on a new journey.

"This is the legendary Wang Tiezhu and Tian Erniu!?" Lu Ziqiao complained, but it seems that the bride and groom are not bad.

"It's your turn, Father."

Lu Ziqiao shrugged, walked naturally among the newcomers, and stood there confidently, but the look on his face revealed an aura of second-degree illness.

The audience roared with laughter. Even if they saw Lu Ziqiao in such a dress at first, they would not have thought that this was the priest!

"I'm going, Zeng Xiaoxian, are you an idiot! Even if you want to grab the host, you don't have to make the priest like this? Is it because I haven't hit you for three days, and you start to itch?"

The first thing Hu Yifei thought of was Zeng Xiaoxian. This guy has been trying to steal his job for a long time.

"Don't spout blood! I haven't even seen the priest's face. How did I do this?"

"Except for your mental retardation, I can't think of anyone who would be against me like this." With a wave of her small hand, Hu Yifei confirmed that Zeng Xiaoxian did it: "Zeng Xiaoxian, I call you a scum to praise you, as the most failed example of human beings , you are really too successful."

"I really didn't do this, I swear to God." Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to cry, but he couldn't cry, whoever killed a thousand swords is so ruthless, planting blame and framing it!

"I swear it's a fart. It's a good wedding. It's messed up by you. You ruined all my plans."

Whether it's about force or quarrels, as a female doctor, Hu Yifei can be said to be three blocks away from Zeng Xiaoxian. .

Chapter 5

No matter what kind of makeup Lu Ziqiao wears, this blessing will continue, but this kind of wedding is undoubtedly unforgettable. The guests have a deep memory!

Lu Ziqiao bit the bullet and announced their love to the world with Chen Meijia and Lu Bu Diaochan. They successfully presided over the wedding and stepped down from the stage with a sigh of relief.

Originally, he didn't think there was anything to be nervous about this kind of thing, but staring at this mentally retarded attire is really not something ordinary people can calm down.

"Hey, wait, wait a minute, the newcomers." Just as the newcomers were about to leave, Hu Yifei came to the stage and stopped them: "The landlord said that he can grant one of your wishes, so what wish do you have?"

"My wife and I have lived in the apartment for five years... So, our wish is that from today, our apartment will be called 'Love Apartment', how about it? Okay?"

"Oh oh oh~"

After the wedding, no psychopath came out to dance, but at the wedding, he was still dancing.

Bai Zhi was eating a cake, Hu Yifei came over aggressively and patted the table, Bai Zhi almost choked to death.

"Bai Zhi, what do you mean?"

"What's wrong with me?" Bai Zhi spread her hands.

"Why did you make the priest like that? Are you trying to make things difficult for my mother?"

"Isn't that what you said? Three heads and six arms, a vicious spirit, and horns on his head, and a long tail on his butt, time is limited. I really can't make three heads and six arms, so I can only make do with horns and a tail, but this guy doesn't look good at first sight." I can only put on some makeup for the vicious look, but unfortunately, sweating has become like this, I really tried my best."

"..."

Hu Yifei didn't come up in one breath: "Why are you so upright! You can't be flexible in your mind? What you hear is what you hear. You and I tell you to eat shit, why don't you eat it!"

"Eat shit! I can't, how about you teach me?"

After saying this, Bai Zhi ran away in a flash. He really couldn't imagine what the Saint Seiya would do to him if he stayed here.

"Bai Zhi..." Hu Yifei roared up to the sky, and Bai Zhi in the distance wiped the cold sweat from her head. Although she knew the consequences would be serious, she couldn't help but die, what should I do?

This is a disease, but I don’t know if it can be cured. Hey, the future is bleak!

. . . . . .

Three days later, Bai Zhi, who could run away from the monk but not the temple, was severely trampled by Hu Yifei.

Hey, women hold grudges very much, not to mention three days, even three years people can remember this shit clearly, although Hu Yifei said that she is a female man, but physiologically, this is still a woman.

"Welcome everyone to stay in the love apartment. On behalf of the residents committee under the apartment, I am here to give you warmth."

Bai Zhi hung up the house she lived in on the platform to rent it out, but she moved all her belongings to the love apartment. Just after cleaning up, Zeng Xiaoxian and Hu Yifei came to send warmth.

"Send warmth? IPartment is considerate! Send money so quickly."

"Hehehe..." Zeng Xiaoxian smiled awkwardly: "It's not money, it's warmth."

As he spoke, he delivered a hot water bottle to Lu Ziqiao, and then handed another one to Bai Zhi: "No, Bai Zhi, this is yours, by the way, and your rent list, by the way, the monthly rent for this apartment has already been paid by Bai Zhi." After paying off, Zi Qiao, you can just pay him the rent."

"Why is it so expensive?" Lu Ziqiao was upset when he took it.

"Is it very expensive?" Bai Zhi scratched her head, it seemed that what she charged was more expensive than this, and it was shared by shared tenants.

"Normal. Although it is said that your rent is halved, you are three people living in a suite for four people, and there is still one room that you have to share."

Lu Ziqiao felt helpless when he heard that, but when he saw Bai Zhi, his eyes lit up, and he pulled him aside: "Brother Bai, look, can the rent be accommodated a bit, how about I treat you to a meal?"

"Okay!" Bai Zhi happily agreed.

Lu Ziqiao smiled when he heard it, but his expression froze in an instant at the last sentence: "Just make it up for me next month, it's a big deal."

"No, brother, I mean, how about you rent a room for two people?"

"I rent two rooms by myself? What are they used for? Do I sleep with my head on one side and my feet on the other?"

"Uh, no, it's fine to use it as a study, or change it into a swimming pool!" Lu Ziqiao saw that Bai Zhi's eyes didn't seem to change at all, so he gritted his teeth: "How about eating Xiaonanguo?"

"Okay! But it's only for this month, next month you have to figure out your own way."

"make a deal."

Lu Ziqiao was thinking, next month?I just need to recruit another roommate. I don't believe that I can't even recruit a roommate in this city.

Bai Zhi yawned. To be honest, one room and two rooms are meaningless to him. Anyway, he has a lot of things now, and the two rooms are not bad, but he has not forgotten that there is Guan Gu behind him. It's amazing, it still depends on these two funny comparisons to lure people in. .

Chapter 6

"Eat? Okay, okay! I'm almost starved to death after a busy day. Since you are so enthusiastic, then we'd better obey your orders than be respectful."

Hu Yifei rushed out from the side, very bluntly and happily included "us".

"Otherwise, let's go together! Call Wanyu and Zhanbo, and it will be a party for us as roommates, so please take care of us in the future."

"Ah?" Lu Ziqiao's face turned green, counting everyone, how many people are there?

"Who called me who called me?" Wan Yu happily ran from outside the door.

"Are your ears so good?"

"It's not her ears, but her nose. Wan Yu said she could smell a big meal." Lu Zhanbo explained from the side.

"We haven't eaten yet!" Lu Ziqiao's face is not only green now, but he also has the urge to die. For one month's rent, this is too bad, right?

"It turns out that my nose has the ability to predict the future!"

"It's not about predicting the future. Chinese people have no resistance to the word treat." Bai Zhi sighed, "But I like it, Zi Qiao, let's go!"

"Where to go?"

"Eat! Didn't you say invite us to dinner?" Bai Zhi was taken aback, this bastard might want to go back on his word!

"Um, that way, you don't have to go all the way, I'll go down and pack it up for you to eat!" Lu Ziqiao swallowed quickly, and ran out wisely.

"Hey~" Bai Zhi yelled twice, and sure enough this guy just wanted to run away: "Sure enough, this guy is unreliable."

"Why is it unreliable? Didn't they say they packed it up for us to eat?"

"Then look at the table, you don't even have your wallet, how did he pack it?"

"Uh, forget it, why don't we go to Xiaonanguo to have a meal by ourselves?" Zeng Xiaoxian suggested.