Bitch living in an apartment

Dirty living in an apartment Author: Straight man in love apartment

Introduction: Traveling through the world of love apartments, what kind of experience is it like to have some second-hand friends?What to do is very simple, just be two times better than them.　　　　

Walking in daily life, single heroine, no entertainment, every day of a bastard in the iPartment

Chapter 1

"Hey, I must be crazy. I have a place to live, but I still ran out to rent a house."

Bai Zhi stood at the gate of a community, muttering to himself, although he looked disgusted, but he was relieved in his heart.

Yes, his name is Bai Zhi, and he owns a house, and he has exceeded the standard. In this city with great competition, he has several houses, and he lives by collecting rent every month. At least he won't starve to death.

But it is indeed a bit more difficult to make a fortune from this, unless he does a business of killing chickens to get eggs.

First of all, he is a time traveler, um, a very helpless kind, if he hadn't met a character in the plot, he would have always thought he was a reborn person.

It wasn't until he met a woman named Qin Yumo that he realized what kind of world he had come to. So, after dealing with a series of things, he began to look for this place called Love Apartment.

It's just a pity that this place is not called by this name now. He only knows that this apartment is in the city center, and other information is basically gone.

The hard work paid off, and after going around, he finally saw a familiar scene and realized that he did not go to the wrong place.

However, as a reborn person, this man chose the feat of eating and waiting to die, which is really helpless!Look at the traverser, who is not in the sky and on the earth, but I am the only one.

Otherwise, the best people are lucky enough to explode, with a small goal of [-] million, but this brother, who relies on rent collection to support himself every day, is a veritable gnawing family.

Uh, so to speak, it seems something is wrong, if his parents in this life are still alive, it is gnawing on the old, if they are not, well, this is called winning at the starting line.

However, as a reborn person, no matter how hard it is, it is easy to make money by taking advantage of the inevitability of history, but he did not do these things abnormally. Of course, there are reasons for these.

In his previous life, he worked desperately, got enough down payment for a house, and bought a car with a mortgage. His buttocks were not even warmed up, but he accidentally burped. After time travelling, he almost passed out out of breath.

My life is finally on the right track, you play this trick for me?You let me marry a daughter-in-law and live for ten or twenty years, can't you let me time travel?

Therefore, this incident told him a truth: enjoy yourself in time.

You worked so hard during your lifetime, but in the end you are still a piece of loess.

So, this time, he went through elementary school, middle school, high school, and university step by step. Unless he really had no money to spend, he would spend a little money, and he would always stay at home and do what he liked.

"Hello, are you Zeng Xiaoxian?" Bai Zhi stopped a familiar looking man with an obscene face and asked straight to the point.

"Huh? That's me. How do you know me?" Zeng Xiaoxian was obviously surprised by a stranger's approach. After thinking about a possibility, he suddenly realized: "I know, you must be a fan of my show. Ask me for it." Signed, right?"

"..." Bai Zhi twitched the corners of her mouth, it really is better to be famous than to meet, such a narcissistic Zeng Xiaoxian is not fake at all, Bai Zhi smiled and said: "No, I don't suffer from insomnia, I don't listen to hypnosis radio."

"...Then what do you want me to do?" Zeng Xiaoxian's face froze instantly, and he didn't even find a loophole in this sentence.

"I heard that you are the head of women. I just want to ask you, is there any house for rent here?"

"Deputy leader..." Zeng Xiaoxian roared, and after realizing that he was impolite, he calmed down his emotions: "Yes, there is, but do you have a co-renter? If not, I guess you have to pay for it alone. Rent for four people."

"It doesn't matter, I'll just recruit a few more."

"Then come with me! I'll take you to the landlord."

Very straightforward, signed the contract, paid the money, and moved into 3602. He is indeed the only one here now, but he is not in a hurry, isn't it just a month's rent!He can still wait.

That night, he met Hu Yifei, Wang Tiezhu and Tian Erniu who came back from work.

"Ouch? You're lucky, boy! We had wedding wine when we first arrived!"

"Wedding wine..." Bai Zhi glanced at Wang Tiezhu and Tian Erniu who were about to stick together, and immediately understood: "When is the wedding?"

"Just tomorrow."

"So fast?"

"That's why I say you're lucky." Hu Yifei looked at him with a half-smile, not sure if it was gloating or something else.

"What kind of luck is this? If you say not to follow others, then it's good luck." Bai Zhi muttered, but he didn't know if the other party heard it, anyway, he already had an idea in his mind.

The plot has already begun, and it will be much more fun here than he imagined.

But he didn't dare to say these words, don't look at this girl who is amiable now, if she doesn't agree with her wishes, he will definitely suffer a bloody disaster.

Especially when he saw Zeng Xiaoxian next to him looking like he wanted to watch a play, he couldn't get angry. .

Chapter 2

"Yes, that's right. The red carpet is 80 meters. What happened? It's five meters short of me. Isn't this boss too wicked? The price of pork has risen, and the carpet is also short of catties? His carpet is not a pig. Made of leather, right? Tell the lawyer and I'm going to sue him."

"If the rug isn't long enough, let him sew his red underpants on..."

"..."

Early the next morning, even before Bai Zhi woke up from her sleep, she found that the other side was already crying and howling. Even if he covered his ears, the sound still came out without hindrance.

"Ah! No, I can't take it anymore. Why are these people in such good spirits?"

Bai Zhi got up from the bed in her pajamas. Last night, Hu Yifei said that it was to celebrate Bai Zhi's entry. After killing him, he was so high that he didn't know how late it was, but he woke up early in the morning.

Putting on slippers in this pajamas, Bai Zhi opened the door, ready to talk to this woman.

'Da da da~'

As a civilized person, it is necessary to knock on the door. Bai Zhi knocked on the door of 3601, and there was a sound of footsteps coming from inside.

'Peng~' The door opened quickly, and a cheerful face poked out, then froze: "Ah! Isn't it my takeaway?"

"Sister, are you taking stimulants? Why have you been making trouble all morning!"

"You haven't woken up yet, have you?" Hu Yifei took a look at Bai Zhi: "I said earlier, isn't it normal for Tie Zhu and Er Niu's wedding to be noisy today? Come on, let's see what you look like now? Change into a more formal one, and when the time comes to go out, those who don’t know will think that we have a pajama party here!

Then hurry up and help me, I'm so busy, you're still sleeping, if I don't see you getting dressed and appearing in front of me in 5 minutes, don't blame me for fixing you. "

"no..."

Before Bai Zhi finished speaking, Hu Yifei pushed her out, and then closed the door heavily.

"Huh? Bai Zhi, why are you standing outside the door? Go in!" Zeng Xiaoxian came out from the corner and asked suspiciously when he saw Bai Zhi standing outside the door of 3601 depressed.

"I think it's better for you not to go in."

"Why? Are there ghosts inside?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked disdainfully.

"No, there are tigers."

"Cut, bragging makes you not write drafts." Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes and knocked on the door.

With another hurried footstep, Hu Yifei poked her head out again, and when she saw that it was Zeng Xiaoxian, she immediately became angry and slapped him on the head.

"Ah~~" Zeng Xiaoxian wailed while clutching his head.

"All of you are finished, right? Have you ever seen someone knock on the door when they return to their own house? I am running around, and I have to open the door for you. Do you want me to be exhausted?"

Bai Zhi shook her head, and patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder: "Teacher Zeng, look! You don't believe what I said, did you get beaten?"

"What are you looking at? It's been 3 minutes now, you want to die too, don't you?"

'Gulu~' Bai Zhi swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "Got it, 2 minutes is enough."

"Comrade Hu Yifei, I have something to tell you..." Zeng Xiaoxian originally wanted to reprimand her, but when he saw her face, he immediately became timid, and his tone softened.

"Tell me something, don't you see that I'm busy?"

"..."

Bai Zhi in the back didn't hear it anymore, he went back to the room and changed his pajamas, and returned to room 3601, only to find that Hu Yifei was left in the entire suite, and Zeng Xiaoxian didn't know where he went.

"Yifei, why are you here alone? What about the others!"

"Ah! You came just in time. I'm too busy. Help me find the priest in the toilet. It's almost a rehearsal. Hurry up."

"Father? What does he look like?"

"What can it look like? Two eyes, one nose, one mouth, and two ears, you should go!"

"Aren't you too general?" Bai Zhi twitched her mouth, normal people in this world look like this, right?

"Then how do you want me to describe it? Three heads and six arms, vicious, or horns on the head and tail on the butt?"

"Got it, I probably know what he looks like?" Bai Zhi ran out without giving Hu Yifei any chance to get mad.

"Hey..." Hu Yifei stood up suddenly, muttering to himself: "This guy won't find such a person back! Forget it, he's too busy, he shouldn't be so stupid."

Bai Zhi who ran out heaved a sigh of relief, she had provoked someone, this person has not recovered yet!He was directly arrested as a strong man, this man is unlucky, he can't drink water!

Bai Zhi recalled a little bit, it seems that this priest is the mistaken Lu Ziqiao, right?

"The men's room, the men's room..." Bai Zhi, who just came here, was very unfamiliar with it. After asking several times, she found the location of the men's room, and caught Father Lu Ziqiao inside.

"Hey, brother, it's not a good habit to mutter about it. It may be a kidney problem. Brother, you are lucky. I happen to be [-]-handed. Let me help you take a look for free!"

"..." Bai Zhi was a little confused by this kid, and she just muttered a few words casually. Does this mean that there is a problem with the kidneys? .

Chapter 3

Bai Zhi was still in a daze, Lu Ziqiao walked over, pulled Bai Zhi's hand up in an unfathomable manner, and put two fingers on his wrist as if pretending to be aggressive.

"Brother, your body is a bit weak! Didn't you sleep well last night? Besides, I guess you often go to bed late. Hey, young man, staying up late is not good for your kidneys."

"I..."

"Hey, brother, you are quite lucky, and you haven't reached the point of no hope." Lu Ziqiao patted Bai Zhi's shoulder earnestly, and suddenly took out a map in his arms and put it on the sink, and said excitedly : "I recommend you to use this Qiao's Shengong Pill, everyone who has used it has said it is good, especially for you, a patient with poor kidney."

"Qiao's Magic Pill? Why does this sound a bit like selling counterfeit medicine?" Bai Zhi resisted laughing, and followed his words very cooperatively.

"The name is just a code name, but it is refined from ADLY's best natural raw materials, using nanotechnology, high-temperature cooling technology, and cloning technology. Each Shengong pill is rich in nutrients needed by the human body.

These are the key points. It is precisely because it is complicated to make and requires too much raw material, so we don't have time to give it a nice name, but its function is beyond your expectation. "

"That's nice to say, but what is its specific function?"

"Um, to be precise, this is a bedding that can inspire people's yearning for a better life."

"Oh, you said it was that kind of medicine!" Bai Zhi pretended to be enlightened: "You guys are very good at finding needles? After finishing your job as a priest, you can sell magic pills to the bride and groom. Are you afraid that their married life will not be harmonious?"

"Father? I..."

"By the way, it's so boring, you can sell as much as you like, and you almost forgot the important thing." Bai Zhi grabbed Lu Ziqiao's hand: "The rehearsal is coming soon, you are not in place as a priest, you don't want to get paid ?”

"My...remuneration? That's right, we can't delay the big event."

"That's right, hurry up, you still need to put on makeup!"

"What kind of makeup? Does the priest still need makeup?"

Lu Ziqiao was dumbfounded when she heard it, could she still stick a few beards on?Look more professional this way?Well, it does seem to make sense. Adding a beard might sell more magic pills.

It's just that what happened next, he didn't think so much, what sticks a few beards, what looks more professional?This guy actually took a devil's tail from nowhere and let him pinch it in his ass.

Then there is a black miniature wing with a horn headband on his head. The most outrageous thing is that this guy actually drew a dark circle around his eyes with a pen.

"No, what exactly do you want?"

"Didn't I say it? Make up? This is what the director specially ordered, don't move around, if you make a mistake, we will all be taken to the toilet."

Lu Ziqiao froze there as soon as she heard it, and said to herself silently in her heart: "I will endure, for that reward, I will endure the head office, right?"

"Okay, I'm warning you, don't move around, I managed to fix it." Bai Zhi gave a fierce warning, and then said with Xi: "Work hard, this time the reward is more than others."

"Understand, understand."

For the sake of money, Lu Ziqiao thought it was just a makeup job!What a big deal, anyway, I put on makeup, and others will not know me if they want to know me.

"Get to work."

After ordering everything, Bai Zhi found a random place and waited for the wedding to start. As for the rehearsal, that's none of her business. Who would rehearse an hour before the wedding?

Dazed, Bai Zhi lazily basked in the sun and fell asleep not long after.

A sound of music sounded, and Bai Zhi realized it: "Well, the wedding has begun? It's finally started, it's really ink! But, why does this music sound like a funeral?"