Bitch living in an apartment

This also caused Zhang Wei to wake up the next day, as if he didn't even remember what Bai Zhi told him.

However, Bai Zhi and Yu Mo's life after obtaining the certificate is still the same as before, living as they should, but when talking about the wedding, Bai Zhi's brain twitched again.

"What? Wait for the wedding when you're pregnant?"

This is Lu Ziqiao's voice, he is still waiting for Bai Zhi and Yu Mo's wedding to start, and then find a reason to get excited!As a result, when I asked about Bai Zhi and Yu Mo this morning, I got this result.

"That's right~ That guy seems to be out of his mind again. He said that it's a good time to hold a banquet when I'm pregnant, so that no one dares to drink me, and no bastard dares to make a scene in the wedding room.

Moreover, it would be best if I was on the due date on the day of the wedding, so that the child born in this way would be as lucky as him, and I don't know the fallacy he has always found. "

Yu Mo crossed her arms, obviously she also sneered at this statement, it's been 1102, and she is still doing this?

Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian looked at each other, and they both saw helplessness in each other's eyes.

Uh, let's not hide it from everyone, they are the bastards that Bai Zhi said, they must want to make a bridal chamber such a fun thing!

However, Bai Zhi suddenly made such a move, what a fool!

"Then have you ever thought about when you're going to get pregnant?" Yifei didn't expect as much as Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao, but instead asked Yu Mo this question.

"..." Yu Mo blushed, his eyes dodged a little: "Well, I'm still ready to have a baby, so I guess it will take a while."

"What's the unprepared 467 here?"

"Think about it! When you have a baby, you can't use too much cosmetics, you can't wear high heels, you can't eat delicious food, and you might get fat, eh~~" Yu Mo couldn't help thinking of his appearance when he was fat. I shuddered.

"Pfft~~" Yifei also seemed to recall the time when Yu Mo was a big fat man.

Ok!Indeed, I already have that kind of experience, of course I don’t want to gain weight again~~

"Hey~~" Both Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian sighed, the plan to make Bai Zhi a headache seemed to be going bankrupt.

"How about, Yifei, find a boyfriend quickly and get married as soon as possible, so that our wedding can be held together, and it can also distract the attention of some bastards." When Yu Mo said 'some bastards', She also cast a glance at Lu Ziqiao: "In this way, I don't need to get pregnant to hold a wedding."

"Um, this..." Yifei's guilty eyes drifted away, casually dismissing Zeng Xiaoxian: "Forget it! I'm very cautious about boyfriends."

"Then when you and Shen Linfeng were together, the relationship was confirmed in less than five minutes."

Zeng Xiaoxian still seems to have a grudge against Shen Linfeng, this guy doesn't seem to agree with Yifei's standards no matter what!

This shows that she is just talking about looking for the kind of man she said herself! .

Chapter 430

Seeing that Yifei had a tendency to go berserk, Zeng Xiaoxian wisely did not continue, his face twitched twice, and he fled away as if flying.

When going out, she almost bumped into Yoyo who just came in. She glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian's back: "Sister Yifei, what's wrong with Teacher Zeng? So where are you going?"

"Don't worry about him, the bitch will always be abnormal for a few days." Yifei waved his hand, not wanting to talk to that guy.

Lu Ziqiao fiddled with the flying chess on the table: "It's just right, little aunt, I almost won when you caught Teacher Zeng's game, so I can't just run away like this."

"..." Yoyo looked at the chess pieces on the table, Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't get out of three planes, he couldn't help but roll his eyes, is this an endgame for himself?I am not Bai Zhi, so I am not so lucky.

"Wow, it's scalding, it's scalding, come and try my new dish."

Just as Yoyo sat down, Bai Zhi's voice came from outside. Several people looked over and saw Bai Zhi brought in a plate with some dark things inside.

Then put the plate on the table, Bai Zhi put her fingers on her earlobe to let the temperature dissipate a little.

"Try it, I've just learned sour iron, bitter and spicy, I guarantee you haven't eaten it before." Bai Zhi shared the chopsticks among several people, then took a piece and threw it into her mouth: "Well, it feels good!"

Several people looked at the 'screws' in the plate, which were black and full of metal, and then looked at the one that Bai Zhi threw into their mouths, which made a 'crunchy' sound, and their brains froze a bit.

Yu Mo put the chopsticks on the table, then stood up and twisted Bai Zhi's head vigorously.

"what are you doing?"

Bai Zhi pushed Yu Mo's hand away, he almost choked to death just now because Yu Mo twisted his neck.

"It doesn't make sense! Your body hasn't turned into iron sheets and steel bars? How can you still eat screws?" Yu Mo kept observing his head, and found that it was indeed not made of metal.

Sit down, pick up the chopsticks, and fiddle with these large screws.

Yifei frowned, and looked at Bai Zhi suspiciously: "You won't just swipe a black screw and eat it, and then the rest will be screws, right? You want us to be fooled` ˇ."

"You don't want to eat?" Bai Zhi didn't care about Yifei's doubts, and asked instead: "Then you are out of luck, if you don't eat, I will eat."

As he spoke, he took another piece, threw it into his mouth, and enjoyed it intoxicated.

Seeing this, Lu Ziqiao picked up the chopsticks, fiddled with them, picked up a piece, put it in his mouth, and took a bite carefully.

"Pfft~~" A jet of water sprayed out and landed on Yoyo's face.

"Hiss~~uh~~~" Lu Ziqiao covered her mouth, but her face was contorted, she let go of her hand, and spat out the contents of her mouth.

"Ah? Woooo~~" Lu Ziqiao pointed to the 'screw' on the ground, his face was so ugly that he couldn't speak.

Seeing Lu Ziqiao's reaction, Yifei and Yumo twitched their mouths. They really guessed it right. What's going on?Didn't he cheat them?

Guys like Lu Ziqiao who can put food in their mouths all have such a reaction, let alone them.

"Damn it~" Lu Ziqiao picked it up from the ground and patted his forehead: "Bai Zhi, if you didn't tell me earlier that there is soup in it, my tongue would burn off."

"Tsk tsk tsk, aren't you wasting too much?" Bai Zhi picked up another piece and ate it, with an expression of enjoyment on her face.

There were only five yuan left on the plate, and Lu Ziqiao snatched away another piece, and there were only four yuan left, and he was still giving a slap in the face: "This is not good, it is really bad, blah, blah, blah~~"

He said it was unpalatable, but with his hands, Lu Ziqiao was not slow at all, and ate a piece of 'screw' in one gulp.

Seeing that they were about to take the second piece, the three quickly picked up their chopsticks, picked up one piece, and put it in their mouths.

"Look, I think it's not bad, right?" Bai Zhi rubbed her palms together: "Hehehe..."

"Hiss~~Why is mine so spicy?" Yifei wanted to go down, feeling like her whole body was sweating.

"Oh~ you've got the spicy one, and there seems to be a bitter one, who got it." Bai Zhi scratched her hair and looked at the expressions of the three of them.

"I...I got it." Yoyo's face was twisted into a chrysanthemum, if she knew it, she would have eaten it earlier, and she felt so bad after eating the bitter one!

"It's gone?" Yifei seemed to have not eaten enough, turning over the plate, and said with some dissatisfaction.

"This is a test product, how much do you want?" Bai Zhi put the plate away and said, "I'll talk about it later, I recently saw a set of new cooking tutorials on the Internet, and it looks very good, I plan to learn it .”

"Are you interested in cooking again?" Yu Mo asked helplessly.

"Of course not, I'm just interested in carving, because I found that many of them need to be carved, and I can practice knife skills."

"` ‖I am good at knife skills!" Yifei's eyes lit up: "Then how about you cook something for me and I will chop vegetables for you?"

"Come on, you can also chop vegetables. One day, if you can carve a radish into a human shape, you can help me." Bai Zhi said disdainfully.

He knew Yifei's knife very quickly, but it was a dream to talk about the meticulous carving skills~~

"Can't you make some 'screws'? I just ate one, and it was still sour. I want something sweet." Yu Mo acted like a baby to Bai Zhi, she shouldn't distrust Bai Zhi.

Bai Zhi has never tricked her before, if she could eat it right away, she might be able to eat two more, Lu Ziqiao is smarter.

"It's called sour iron bitter, not a screw." Bai Zhi explained helplessly: "Besides, it always deforms after steaming it with dough, and it is very troublesome to pinch and maintain the shape."

Lu Ziqiao and Yifei sighed helplessly, they still hoped that Yu Mo (Wang Zhao) could get some in exchange!

Bai Zhi suddenly leaned into Yu Mo's ear and said, "I'll make more for you tonight, remember to wait for them to leave~ This is really too troublesome, there are too many people and not enough."

"...presumptuous."

"Wow, Bai Zhi, you secretly gave Yu Mo a small treat, and you actually kept it from us, aren't you too partial?" Lu Ziqiao suddenly protested.

"..." Bai Zhi was stunned: "You know again?"

"Of course." Lu Ziqiao raised his head proudly: "Don't go, brother, I can read lips."

"Oh~~~" Bai Zhi suddenly realized that she had forgotten that Lu Ziqiao had this special skill.

He squinted his mouth, covered his mouth with his hand, and leaned into Yu Mo's ear and said it again.

Yifei, Lu Ziqiao and Youyou felt that their IQ had been seriously insulted, did this guy do it on purpose?Is there any difference between saying that now and shouting out loud? .

Chapter 431

Speechlessly, Bai Zhi continued to play flying chess. Bai Zhi was holding a computer, as if she was still watching a cooking video. Curious, Yu Mo stretched her head over to take a look.

But did Bai Zhi turn to the text page at this time, Yu Mo didn't see what the picture looked like, just hearing the name felt very domineering.

What a straw boat borrowing arrows!What Yang Guifei!What a drunken concubine!What a write-off!Yu Mo looked dazzled.

"Looking at the name seems interesting, let me see the picture." Yu Mo wanted to grab Bai Zhi's mouse.

"No, this way there is no sense of mystery. Moreover, the picture is too complicated. I need to learn how to do it first, so that I can prepare for it."

"It's really stingy." Yu Mo pouted, not even showing a picture.

She suddenly remembered something, took out her mobile phone, opened the browser, and muttered to herself: "Don't show it to me, I can search for it, right?"

"Hehehe~~" Bai Zhi stuck out her tongue, watching Yu Mo search for these names on it.

As a result, all the ones that came out were the historical figure Yang Guifei, or the historical story Cao Chuan Borrowing Arrows. Anyway, there was not a single name of the dish.

"Don't struggle, I learned it from someone's private blog, you can't find it."

"..." Yu Mo put down the phone depressedly, so it seems that he has to do a good job to know~~~

Depressed watching Yifei and the others playing flying chess, bored, they fell asleep lying on the table of Angelica dahurica.

　467 "Um, are you all there? Did you see Teacher Zeng!" Guan Gu walked in from the outside.

"No, Teacher Zeng went to the radio station." Lu Ziqiao replied, and then saw the envelope in Guan Gu's hand: "What is this?"

"Oh, I found this in our suite. The signature on it is Mr. Zeng. I was wondering if he fell out of his bag in a hurry just now?" Guan Gu pointed to the signature on the envelope.

"A love letter?" Bai Zhi asked casually.

"It's not quite like..." Guan Gu just answered a few words, Lu Ziqiao snatched the letter from his hand: "You can tell it just by looking at it."

"Hey, Zi Qiao, this is a private letter, you can't peek at it."

"Who said I peeked? The precondition for peeking is that no one else knows, and I'm looking at it openly." Lu Ziqiao continued to open it without looking back: "Besides, it is my duty to help my friends strengthen their love letters. obligation."

"Then please, when you are doing your duty, can you lick your oily paws clean?" Yifei said helplessly.

Lu Ziqiao let go of the letters, put his fingers into his mouth, and licked them clean.

The few people watching almost vomited, but luckily Yu Mo is sleeping on the table now, otherwise Bai Zhi must teach him a lesson.

Lu Ziqiao began to look at it, but after ten seconds, he covered his mouth and said hoarsely: "I'm sorry, I feel a little...vomit...vomit~~"

Yu Mo was woken up by the sound of vomiting, and couldn't help asking curiously: "Bai Bai, did you say something disgusting again? Why did Zi Qiao vomit again?"

"It's not that I said something disgusting, it was Teacher Zeng who said it."

"Teacher Zeng? Where is he?" Yu Mo searched around but couldn't find it: "Sound transmission through the air?"

"No, send a letter across the air." Bai Zhi picked up the letter, then looked at the words on it and began to read: "Respected leader, I am your pious subordinate, Zeng Xiaoxian, the red flag is fluttering in the east wind, and the motherland has a new look. Thanks to the organization for cultivating and caring for me over the years.

Not long ago, I heard the sad news that Mr. Qian, the deputy director of the channel, had an epileptic seizure and is still in a coma. "

"What kind of idiom is this?" Guan Gu didn't understand at all, as if he had never seen it before.

"Don't be nervous, maybe in a few years, this idiom will appear, calm down, calm down." Bai Zhi patted Guan Gu's shoulder.

Bai Zhi continued to read: "However, a village cannot be without an owner for a day, and a channel cannot be without a director for a day. Facing such an important job vacancy, as a veteran who has silently dedicated many years in the broadcasting industry, I should show that I am willing to sacrifice myself. Whose attitude, so I formally apply for the position to the leader."

"Damn, is it a cover letter?" Guan Gu suddenly realized.

"Hehehe, Mr. Zeng has a good literary talent! He flattered him and also revealed his own purpose. I can't do this kind of thing~~" Bai Zhi complained that it was so righteous to ask for a promotion. , there is no one but him.

"Leader, please rest assured that I will be qualified for this position. In order to show my loyalty, I promise to the leader..." Bai Zhi twitched the corners of her mouth, holding back the sour water in her stomach: "The leader's request is my pursuit. , The leader’s encouragement is my motivation, the leader’s thoughts are my actions, the leader’s expression is my mood, the leader’s hobbies are my hobbies, and the leader’s lover is my lover.”

"..."

"..."

"..."

The few people were a little caught off guard by such a flattery, Guan Gu forgot to swallow the French fries in his mouth, and then they rushed out. . .

"Wow, Teacher Zeng's skin is thicker than a city wall~ Can you say such things?"

Bai Zhi gently folded the letter and put it back in the envelope, then suddenly her eyes lit up, this job application looks familiar, doesn't it?