Bitch living in an apartment

"Oh, you're right, it's Yumo."

"Hey..." Yu Mo patted Bai Zhi, did this guy do it on purpose?

"I know that." Yifei said enthusiastically, "It should be a mobile phone, a wallet, oh, and an umbrella."

"Isn't it? I think it's lip balm, lipstick and eye drops?"

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Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei guessed enthusiastically that they had helped Yumo find something more than once.

Feather ink is full of black lines, these guys, don't they just throw things a few times?

"I don't think these are any of these." Bai Zhi said that as her lover, these are not the things she lost the most: "I think these three are integrity, IQ, and face."

"..."

"..."

Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei laughed twice, unable to refute, Yu Mo twitched his lips, looking at Bai Zhi with murderous eyes.

"Uh, cough cough cough ~~" Bai Zhi originally wanted to tease twice, but she held back when she saw Yu Mo's eyes: "Yu Mo, don't blame me, I was talking about Zhang Wei, but they insisted Say it's you."

 …  

"If you hadn't said this kind of thing, would they have discussed it?" Yu Mo didn't even believe a single punctuation mark in Bai Zhi's words.

"But, I really just want to talk about Zhang Wei." Bai Zhi felt aggrieved, these three things, Yu Mo did not lose much, but Zhang Wei is real.

Perhaps, Zhang Wei has never owned these three things.

"Hey, Yu Mo, don't be angry~ At least these three things of yours are indeed not as many as what I and Mr. Zeng said!"

"..."

"Okay, ok, well, let's talk about something else." Seeing that Yu Mo was about to lose his temper, Yifei could only change the subject.

Yu Mo pouted, obviously dissatisfied with these guys teasing him.

"Then change the subject." Bai Zhi suppressed a smile and prepared to move the battlefield. In case Yu Mo gets angry, I don't know if I can sleep on the bed today: "Hey~ Everyone says that wine is a poison that penetrates the intestines, and sex is a bone-scratching Steel knife, then why are so many men flocking to it?"

"Maybe it's because..." Yifei thought for a while, "Aren't they monks?"

"Who did you hear that saying? How did I hear that wine is the best medicine in the world?" Zeng Xiaoxian retorted.

"You said that time is the best medicine." Yifei complained helplessly, that wine is a gut-piercing poison, which originated from a short story.

"Really?" Zeng Xiaoxian touched his chin and thought for a while: "Whatever, it's almost the same."

"..."six.

Chapter 428

"It's much worse, okay?" Yifei rolled her eyes, she didn't want to talk to Zeng Xiaoxian, an idiot, if she hadn't heard of it, just say she hadn't heard of it!Also sophistry.

"Because they all think that men should be tougher on themselves, so they are not going to quit."

"..."

"..."

What I said was so reasonable, I was speechless, only Yu Mo said to Bai Zhi with a blank face: "Then you mean to say that this is the reason why you drink and pick up girls?"

"..." Bai Zhi tilted her head and thought for a while: "Have you ever seen me being cruel to myself?"

"Zi Qiao probably likes your words very much, thinking that he is justified in picking up girls." Yifei complained, and by the way, Bai Zhi said: "Then according to what you said, the next two sentences, Cai is a tiger down the mountain, Qi is the root of trouble. The reason why you like money is because of this, right?"

"That's not true. I like money, but mainly I can buy food. When you can't buy anything, see if I still like it?"

"..."

Faced with reasonable arguments, Yifei really didn't have much to say, and could only quietly read her magazine.

. . . . . .

Unknowingly, one afternoon passed like this.

Zhang Wei, who was so happy in the bar, finally came back. He was so excited that he started humming a ditty while walking.

"Zhang Wei, why are you so happy?" Bai Zhi glanced at him, and asked casually: "Isn't it because you brought back the hair dryer, have you been happy until now?"

"Of course not." The smile on the corner of Zhang Wei's mouth has never been heard before: "In just one afternoon today, no less than eight people have come to ask me to borrow a lighter."

"Lighter? You haven't put it in the lost and found box yet? I despise you."

"What~" Zhang Wei explained: "This thing is too expensive, so I made a special trip there to wait for the owner to come back. Guess what? Everyone feels surprisingly good about me."

"No, they are because of your lighter, not because of you." Bai Zhi exposed Zhang Wei with a bit of heart.

"Nonsense, they not only discussed lighters with me, but also discussed stocks, funds, golf, yachts and so on." Zhang Wei's face was full of smiles.

"Let me guess, did the people who talked to you end up running away with ugly faces?" Bai Zhi thought for a while.

"Run away with an ugly face?" Zhang Wei thought for a while, recalling their faces: "It doesn't look like that, but they really ran away without saying anything."

"..."

This guy must be someone talking to him about these things, he pretends to understand when he doesn't understand, and then he is regarded as an upstart with little knowledge~

Hey, this story tells us that no matter what, you still need to be strong to strike iron!

"By the way, I have another matter. Do you have any cigarettes?" Zhang Wei finally revealed his purpose.

A few people were shocked, and looked at Zhang Wei, Zhang Wei hurriedly came out to explain: "Uh, that, it's not what you think, I mean, I don't smoke! I'm sure someone will be caught standing there. I've seen it through, so I'm asking you to borrow some props."

"Oh, that's it! That's fine, I have it."

Under the surprised eyes of several people, Yifei walked to the drawer, pulled out the whole drawer, and put it in front of Zhang Wei: "Choose it! Which bag do you want?"

"What?" Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to be constipated: "Why are you getting more and more uneducated, and you still sell fake cigarettes?"

"What~" Yifei poked Zeng Xiaoxian's arm: "What do you know? I confiscated this from my students."

"Hehehe, that's great." Zhang Wei became happy, but the more he looked at it, the more ugly his face became, so he could only flatter him and said, "Well, who of you knows which one is a fighter jet among cigarettes?"

"..."

Zeng Xiaoxian almost sewed his mouth shut. It's so funny to choose props like this!

Bai Zhi shook her head: "I don't know which one is a fighter jet, but I often see that brand, so it shouldn't be too bad, right?"

Bai Zhi pointed to a box of white cigarettes in the drawer, Zhang Wei chose to believe what Bai Zhi said, took the cigarettes quickly, and ran to stay.

"Cut~~" Yifei shook his head and put it back again.

Bai Zhi stretched her waist: "It's evening, it's time to eat, Yu Mo, what do you want to eat?"

"I want to eat... Chicken Pot, eh, by the way, we haven't celebrated yet? Do you want to ask Shang Ziqiao and Guan Gu to come together?" Yu Mo was talking about getting the certificate today.

They don't want to participate in the stag night party before obtaining the certificate, but they still need 0 for the celebration later......

"Celebrate? Okay, okay~~Where are you going? I'll call Shangguan Gu, but Yoyo seems to have gone to make an announcement. I don't know if I can come back."

As soon as Zeng Xiaoxian heard that someone was going to treat him, he immediately put down the computer, rubbed his hands and prepared to hit the local tyrant.

"Well, that makes sense. Let's call Shang Guan Gu and Zi Qiao? I just don't know if they are free."

"If you are free, how can you not be free? How can you not be free if you have dinner?"

Guan Gu and Lu Ziqiao were not here, so Zeng Xiaoxian answered them directly, but after thinking about it, it was true that Bai Zhi wanted to treat guests, so according to the personalities of Zhang Wei and Lu Ziqiao, if they were not free, they would be free.

As for Guan Gu and Yoyo, they definitely won't come if they don't have time, but if they have time. . .

"Then I'll make a call and ask Yoyo, Guan Gu should be next door, right? You can go find him."

As Bai Zhi spoke, she took out her phone and dialed Yoyo's number. He felt that Yoyo probably had time. After all, Yoyo usually acted as a dead person, and she would be done quickly. One afternoon was enough for her to die N times.

"Hey, Yoyo, come back to celebrate tonight! Can you come back?"

"Oh? It's eight o'clock in the evening."

"Okay? Okay, then we'll wait for you and come back soon."

Bai Zhi glanced at a few people: "Youyou will return after finishing work at 0.6 in the evening, we can order food first."

"Yo, I'm going to eat..." Zeng Xiaoxian rushed into 3602, apparently looking for Guan Gu, and he doesn't know what happened recently, Guan Gu has been bored at home, and rarely even goes out.

"Is Guan Gu going to catch up on drawing again recently? It's not the end of the month now! Why haven't I seen him go out for a long time?"

Speaking of this matter, Yifei became a little curious. Generally speaking, isn't the drawing to be handed in at the end of the month?It hasn't been long since it was handed in!About to draw?

"You don't know, Guan Gu has a new cooperation, and he is drawing a new manga! He is working overtime now, and needs to draw some first." Bai Zhi still knows this very well.

Among other things, if you want to say something that you haven't seen, it must be Guan Gu's drawing, so Guan Gu's studio has become a frequent visitor of Bai Zhi. .

Chapter 429

A few people happily wanted to go down to eat, and when they were about to call Zhang Wei, this guy started to lose his nerve again, he found a pair of sunglasses from somewhere, and put them on his face.

Even if you don't look into his eyes, you feel that his face is a bit ugly now.

"Zhang Wei, what are you doing wearing sunglasses at night? Do you think the Matrix?" Yi Fei just wanted to reach out to take off Zhang Wei's eyes, but Zhang Wei directly slapped them away.

He shook his head helplessly, and several people could even hear his choked up voice: "The Matrix? If only the Matrix, my poor eyelashes!!"

"Poor eyelashes?" Bai Zhi stroked her chin: "It's the first time I've heard someone called that name."

"..."

Yu Mo looked at him helplessly, pinched his arm, told him not to speak, and listened to Zhang Wei.

"Just now, I was going to return the lighter to the owner. When I was about to say goodbye for the last time, the lighter actually touched me regardless of the whole afternoon's affection."

"..."

Listening to this 09 metaphor, several people stroked their hair blankly, as if they thought he was not joking.

"and then?"

"Then, my eyelashes were maimed by it. Have you ever seen such an ungrateful thing? I kindly helped it find its owner, but it still dared to do it? If it wasn't for its owner, I would definitely throw it into the mobile Go up the driveway and let it crumble to pieces."

"Um, this..." Bai Zhi weakly raised her hand: "That's not because the lighter is ungrateful, it may be that you use it to pick up girls, and then cross the river and tear down the bridge and ask it to go away, so it will do it."

"Pfft~~" Hearing this explanation, he spat out suddenly.

I couldn't help laughing a few times, so Nima makes sense, if you cross the river and tear down the bridge, then no wonder others beat you, right?

Seeing Zhang Wei's bewildered look, Bai Zhi wanted to hit the iron while the iron was hot: "Usually when encountering this kind of situation, you can't get used to it and even beat up its director, so that it won't happen that beating a dog depends on the owner. "

"..."

It took Zhang Wei a long time to realize: "It's easy for you to say, I'm missing 120 seven eyelashes. Is it because you are missing?"

"Hiss~~ Your eyelashes are gone?" Bai Zhi suddenly gasped.

"That's right! You also feel miserable, right?" Zhang Wei seemed to have found a bosom friend, and no one else seemed to care, except for Bai Zhi who showed a surprised expression.

"Haven't you heard a word? Zhang Wei."

"What?" Zhang Wei was taken aback.

"When I was young, my family told me that people's eyelashes should not be pulled out, because if you pull them out, you will see some unclean things." Bai Zhi glanced at Zhang Wei: "Although you didn't pull out your eyelashes, after all, your eyelashes have already been removed." It's gone~~~"

"You mean..."

Zhang Wei suddenly felt a chill on his back, but when he turned around, there was nothing. He swallowed involuntarily, screamed, and rushed into the restaurant.

"Ah~~~"

Yu Mo was not frightened by Bai Zhi, but was frightened by Zhang Wei's yell, and plucked his ears helplessly.

"Hey, let's go! We're going to eat." Lu Ziqiao was speechless to Zhang Wei, but now!The most important thing is to eat something first, he is already hungry.

After entering the meal, Zhang Wei ran into a brightly lit private room and looked around, as if something was chasing him.

He was slightly relieved when he saw Bai Zhi and the others coming in, they had no intention of answering him at all, they took the menu and began to order.

. . . . . .

That night, I don't know if it was because of drinking to strengthen his courage. When he went back, Zhang Wei was not frightened anymore. If it was normal, this guy would definitely yell again.