Bitch living in an apartment

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Chapter 268

"How does this look like it's on fire? It's simply struck by lightning."

Bai Zhi saw Zhang Wei's bristling hair, whose house would burn like this.

"I was struck by lightning." Zhang Wei grabbed his hair and yelled fiercely: "Did you guys predict that? This is simply a curse!"

Throwing trash cans, being burned, and bald, is this still a person?

"cough~"

Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao watched their eyes and noses, as if these things had nothing to do with them. After a few seconds, Zeng Xiaoxian said weakly: "Actually, Zhang Wei, I think you'd better not go out, just in case If it does happen, then it’s not good.”

"..."

Having said that, Zhang Wei really didn't dare to go out anymore, and even leaned towards Bai Zhi's side, as if he really believed that someone would come and throw him into the trash can later.

Get a little closer to Bai Zhi, so that you will have a better guarantee later.

"Zhang Wei, do you have to lean over?" Seeing that Zhang Wei was about to sit on her, Bai Zhi said something speechless.

"It makes me feel safe, don't you mind?"

"I don't mind very much. If you don't sit back, I will throw you into the trash can without waiting for others." Bai Zhi's face became serious, you are shameless, I want shame!You said that it’s okay for a woman to sit over, but if you sit so close to a man, should I be a human again?

"Shua~" In order to avoid such a thing from happening, Zhang Wei sat back decisively, but his eyes were still wandering. Bai Zhi believed that as long as a tall and burly person approached Zhang Wei, maybe he would jump to Bai Zhi body.

Therefore, in order to avoid such a thing from happening, Bai Zhi used a rather powerful method.

"Waiter, buy me a pineapple, the kind with the skin on."

"Why do you buy pineapples?" Several people asked curiously.

"I put the pineapple in front of me, as long as Zhang Wei dares to jump over, his chrysanthemum will be scrapped' ˇ."

"..."

After making all the preparations, Bai Zhi sat down to drink water and chat with peace of mind, only Zhang Wei looked at him resentfully.

'Da da da~' Several people heard the sound of high heels getting closer, Zhang Wei jumped up like a frightened bird, and found that it was only Yifei who came over, so he sat down with a sigh of relief.

"What? What the hell?" Yifei glanced at him lightly.

"No, Yifei, what's the matter with you?" Zhang Wei patted his chest, and found that Yifei's complexion was not very good, and asked cautiously: "Yifei, you don't seem to be in a good mood!"

"Nonsense, don't you want to think about what you did last night?"

Yifei gave Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian a hard look. Last night, she had some activities and then couldn't sleep. Then she went to class for another day today. Are you in good spirits?

"Hey, it's none of my business."

Zhang Wei breathed a sigh of relief, he is also a victim, so Yifei has no reason to train him now, right?As for Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao, hey, dead friends don't die poor people.

"Don't even try to take it off, the takeaway boxes in the trash cans in our apartment are all yours." Yifei was in a bad mood, and no one liked it: "And you."

Yifei pointed at Bai Zhi, and Bai Zhi, who was also shot while lying down, looked confused: "What's wrong with me?"

Hey, even if Bai Zhi is too lazy to cook, she still eats out, and rarely orders takeaway, let alone how many takeaway boxes are left behind.

"Of course it's you. If you could cook every day, would there be so many bad things happening?"

"What a tough excuse, you don't need time to cook?" Bai Zhi said dissatisfiedly, don't you want a date?Don't you want to be romantic?Do you cook for you every day?

"You have a lot of time, and this time is not called time at all."

"Nonsense." Bai Zhi curled her lips in disdain. Others are afraid of you, Hu Yifei, but I am not, let alone when I am justified.

Sure enough, when people are upset, even their breathing is wrong. This kind of saying does not only appear when a girlfriend is angry, but it is also true for any woman who is angry.

"So, you listen carefully, for the harmony of the apartment and for everyone to sleep well, I have prepared a package management plan."

"Management plan?" Before Bai Zhi had time to wonder, Yifei threw a stack of printed things on the table.

Only then did a few people turn their attention to throwing it on the table, which is the so-called management plan.

"It lists what you should do and what you can't do, as well as the cleaning details of each person's dry area and the maximum time for cleaning, and how many decibels of sound are counted as noise."

"Wow, do you think you are a charter woman?"

The more Bai Zhi looked at it, the more frightened he became. He suspected that Hu Yifei was targeting him. The area above him was actually under every table and sofa, and it was once a day.

In addition, it specifically lists the activity intervals of Daha and Xiaoha, when is their activity time, and if they make noise because of them, they will be punished.

"' ‖What is this again?"

Before Bai Zhi finished reading, she heard Zhang Wei's exclamation: "Life security fund?"

"Oh, this! What if I meet a mouse next time! I can help, but it's not free~"

"Wow, aren't you collecting protection money in disguise, Zhu?"

"You don't have to pay, but next time there are mice, don't shout: Mom." Yifei didn't get angry because of their rebuttals, but lightly grasped their weakness.

"You dare to steal my job, uncle can bear it, auntie can't bear it!" Bai Zhi immediately complained.

"Then next time you have mice, don't stand still!" Yifei said jokingly: "Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you, I showed it to Yumo and Yoyo, and they both agreed gone."

"It's useless to move (Hao Nuozhao) out of Yumo. I disagree. You don't have to be responsible for any part of it. Why?"

"Because I am troubled to protect you, so you should listen to me here." Yifei said as a matter of course.

"We don't need your protection." Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao expressed the same opinion. They have both graduated for many years, and they are still the same as in college. Isn't this nonsense?

"Oh? Really? Hahaha~" Yifei sneered mercilessly: "Three heroes fight Lu Bu, you three useless materials, oh, no, four useless materials can't beat a mouse, listen to me, you have to stand Those at the top of the food chain are qualified to make rules, and I am that person, because I am not afraid of anything."

"Oh, is that so?" Bai Zhi suddenly touched her chin, and glanced at her casually: "Brother, what you said is crazy!"

"Want to play?" Yifei suddenly laughed, like an old fox. .

Chapter 269

"Yes, I can play with you as long as you want." The corner of Bai Zhi's mouth showed a charming arc: "But let me say it first, you throw away your oath of 'either smarter than you or stronger than you', this But it's a battle of wits, as long as I win, it proves that I'm smarter and stronger than you."

"Hahaha~~" Yifei laughed loudly, and then his face became serious: "You think it's in martial arts novels, and you have to marry someone after taking off the mask? I mean, I want to find a man like this, but I don't want all these men."

"That's good. If you lose, change the name on it to be yours. If I lose, I will accept this management plan."

"Then it's settled." Yifei slapped his palm on the table, scaring the hearts of the rest of the people!There was a flutter.

This is a battle between two big bosses!These little shrimps can only survive in the cracks.

At this moment, Zhang Wei made a very difficult decision and stood up righteously: "I declare in the name of a lawyer that this bet is established, according to the love apartment..."

"Let's die, people who practice martial arts don't have so many twists and turns." Bai Zhi and Yi Fei pushed him out impatiently, hitting Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian.

Aggrieved, he didn't dare to fart anymore, but shivered on the sofa.

"It's not fair, we haven't agreed yet!"

Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian bravely protested, but their names were on it!Have they agreed to this approach?

'咻~'

The two of them were at the stage where the smell of gunpowder was the most intense. The few guys chose this time to protest, which undoubtedly added fuel to the flames. The two suddenly turned their heads and stared at them at the same time, with murderous looks on their faces.

"I heard that you don't agree?" Bai Zhi licked her mouth. If one ignored the murderous look in his eyes, it would undoubtedly make all the women scream.

However, with the murderous look in their eyes, Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao could only swallow heavily, and shook their heads frantically, for fear that Bai Zhi would tear them down.

"Hehehe, then I'll make it happen for you, you guys go to the prank competition, so what if you go to the prank competition together?" Yifei put down a cruel sentence.

"I agree with that."

Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian, oh, there is also Zhang Wei, Zhang Wei lives in 3601, purely because of the involvement of several other people, so they have to express their opinions together.

So, now it's someone in their camp.

"Then start, I want to remind you, since it has started, don't stop."

"I'm afraid you won't be able to stand up to it." Bai Zhi fought back, not to be outdone.

"Let's wait and see, hum."

Bai Zhi sat down carelessly, put her feet directly on the table, and Yifei turned around directly, but the moment she turned around, a smile appeared on her face, completely different from the anger and dissatisfaction before.

"what should we do?"

A few people lost their sense of proportion in an instant. Thinking of Yifei's expression just now, they were terrified in their hearts. This is a real female devil!Seeing Bai Zhi's nonchalant expression, as if she had found the backbone, she stared at him fervently, as if she wanted to see what tricks he had.

"Cold salad~ Why didn't you think about what to do when you interrupted just now? Now that you know how to ask me, you go and think of a prank~ Now don't be afraid that Yifei will get angry, and you can vent your dissatisfaction as much as you want."

A few people's eyes lit up when they heard this, yes!Since the bet has been established, it means that this is a game. Since it is a game, as long as it does not exceed the size of human nature, then you can't be angry. In this way, each depends on his strength, revenge for revenge, and revenge for revenge!

"Wow~ Does that mean we can play to our fullest?" Lu Ziqiao rubbed his hands, he had wanted to do this for a long time, but he never had the chance, and this opportunity now is a rare one!

"Hmph hahaha, Hu Yifei, will you fall into our hands one day?"

This game has only just begun, and Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao are obsessed with the scene of their victory.

There was already a picture in his mind, Yifei was wiping the floor with a rag in his arms, and then they stood aside and watched with high spirits.

Yifei looked at them pitifully and asked them to forgive, but they were unmoved, and deliberately walked around twice, showing majesty, but Yifei had no temper at all, and could only wipe it clean silently.

Thinking about it, Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian's saliva almost flowed down.

"Hey hey hey hey hey hey~"

"Hey, your saliva is drooling, it's not too late to have this daydream after you win! Have you come up with any good ideas?" Bai Zhi said impatiently, interrupting their fantasy.

"Not yet, but soon."

Lu Ziqiao came back to his senses, wiped his mouth without a trace, and found that there seemed to be nothing: "Hu Yifei challenged the four of us alone, needless to say, we are sure to win!"

"Hehehe~" Bai Zhi pursed her mouth, looking at these people as if she saw death: "Don't blame me for not reminding you, saying that it was a prank, but the range is too big, sometimes you can't win with a large number of people , Haven’t you heard of the Yili Jiangshihui?”

"It's not as serious as you think, three cobblers, Zhuge Liang is so stinky!" Zeng Xiaoxian was not worried at all: "Hey hey, we can't match her in force, can we not be as good as her in playing pranks?"

"I don't trust you very much." Bai Zhi was helpless, and these people looked unreliable at first glance.

But having said that, this scene is inexplicably familiar. It should be when Yu Mo first came. I remember that it was Yu Mo who was carrying out this plan, but they mistakenly thought it was a beauty trick.

But now that Yu Mo has been taken by herself, she knows her character, and it is impossible to use beauty tricks again.

Oh, no, it is impossible to use beauty tricks on them, not to mention whether he will be angry, even if he will not be angry, it will not have much effect on Lu Ziqiao and others, because it is not that they do not understand Yu Mo's situation now.

However, it is possible for Yifei to let Yumo use beauty tricks to deal with her, um, this has to be guarded against!

"I figured out a way."

Bai Zhi is still imitating Yifei, if she were her, how would she use this plan?With Yifei's character, where to cut in, or what weakness does he have.

It was just that Lu Ziqiao yelled to attract his attention, Lu Ziqiao beckoned, then Bai Zhi moved her head curiously, Lu Ziqiao talked about his plan.

"This way... tonight... this way... and then... finally..."

"Good idea, just do it."

"Are you sure this method works?" Bai Zhi said a little pessimistically.

"I promise in my name, absolutely." Lu Ziqiao patted his chest and promised, as if thinking of Yifei's embarrassing side.

The three of them laughed wretchedly, only Bai Zhi covered her forehead, her brows were furrowed and she was not optimistic. .

Chapter 270

At night, the night is dark and windy, the day of murder and arson.

Someone is about to act. For the sake of dignity, for a happy life in the future, and for not needing to talk every day like a secret agent, Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian have already acted.

"Are you ready?" Zeng Xiaoxian was cheering on Lu Ziqiao.

"Get ready." Lu Ziqiao took a few deep breaths, and deliberately picked up the heat to warm up. This is more suitable for playing a prank, or boxing.

"I hope you don't get your nose crooked because of this." Bai Zhi poured a basin of cold water on the side.